( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:52

( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

101 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 22:12

( `ハ´) Tell Clonepa. He'll give you a cupcake.

102 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 15:22

(・-。`)';;∴ dammit.

(・-。`)';;∴ The last time I died and came back here I got a fresh body.

103 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 16:48

( `ハ´) Tell Clonepa. He'll give you a cupcake.

104 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 17:07

  _________________________

|This all seems rather pointless

   ̄ ̄ ̄∨ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                    _____________
           ∧_∧   /
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  )< that's because you're in DQN
    ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i   \
   /    \     | |      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   / /|  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/| |
__(__ニつ/  FMV  /_ | | ____
    \/______/ (u ⊃

105 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 17:44

(・∀・) Darkpa, are you a lobster or a crab?

106 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 19:28

( `ハ´)Yes.

107 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 05:07

(・∀・) You lost me. Speaking of lost, how do I get back to the Grandpa thread?

108 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 06:10

( `ハ´) The way home is within you, Junior. It's been with you all along.

109 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 09:52

(・∀・) Oh, that's helpful.

110 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 17:03

( `ハ´) Help is within you, Junior. It's been with you all along.

111 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 18:17

(・∀・) Oh, that's much more helpful.

112 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 21:11

(・-。`)';;∴ If you'd take your damn pills, you'd know the way back, Junior.

113 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:46

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

114 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:46

( ´ω`) We used to read books, kid. Some of us still do.

115 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:48

( ・-・) Oh NO! Not in MY thread you don't!!!!

116 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:11

( ´ω`) Hey, Junior! What was life like after reading books?

117 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:11

(・∀・) We use the Internet, Grandpa!

118 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:13

( ・-・) who cares knock yourselves out

119 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 17:15

( ・-・) everybody hates me because I'm an asshole

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5177 12:11

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ but -I- luv u cuz u so brave~~~<3

121 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 14:48

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

122 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 19:01

( ・-・) I can't believe the nerve of that old bastard.

( ´ω`) ( ・-・) Poking ME! How dare he!

     poink
 ( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・) Yowch!

123 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 03:22

( ´ω`)つ- Hey Junior, you may feel a small prick.

(・∀・) But Grandpa, I don't like you that way!

124 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5194 21:47

( ・-・) Le bump. It's French for Junior's succulent bum.

125 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 16:24

( x-x=

126 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 16:24

( ・-・) Getting shot in the head sucks.

127 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 17:57

( ・-`) Help me

128 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 18:07

fuck stupid smorker

129 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 14:05

     | \
     |Д`)   No one is here.
     |⊂     I can dance now !
     |

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

130 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 15:48

( ・-・) ( ・-・)  (・-・ ) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)  ( ・-・) (・-・ ) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
 ( ・-・)  ( ・-・) ( ・-・) (・-・ )   ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)  

( ・-・) Wait, we all died?

131 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 18:29

( ゚ ヮ゚) I'm not dead

132 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 20:43

( ・-・) ( ・-・)  (・-・ ) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)  ( ・-・) (・-・ ) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
 ( ・-・)  ( ・-・) ( ・-・) (・-・ )   ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)  

( ・-・) That can be fixed.

133 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 10:40

( ・-・) Well, I'm back. Guess Cramps is the antichrist.

134 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 20:15

( ・-・) Yessir. Back, back, back. Yep. Here I am.

135 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 21:26

( ・-・) I wish someone would come visit me. So ronrey.

136 Name: ( ・-・) : 1993-09-5284 21:09

Received a letter just the other day,
Don't seem they wanna know you no more,
They've laid it down given you their score,
Within the first two lines it bluntly read.

You're not to come and see us no more,
Keep away from our door,
Don't come 'round here no more
What on earth did you do that for?

137 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 20:25

( ・ω・) 137ゲットォォォォォォォォォ!!!

( ・ω・) Revenge is sweet.

138 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 02:24

( ・ω・) Wait a minute... WAIT a minute...

( ・ω・) Yeah, I think I got it there.

139 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 07:33

Dear Squeeks,

I'll tell you something.

I think you'll understand.

When I,

say that something...
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         ( ゚ω゚) < I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND!
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140 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 12:58

( ・-・) Clonepa, you're the first person ever to be proud of a 137get.

141 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 17:19

( ・ω・) I'm proud of everything I do, and so are my loving parents.

142 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 21:26

( ´ω`) Actually you're only here for shits and giggles. You're useless anyway, can't even buy beer for me because your birth certificate shows you're less than a year old.

143 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 23:36

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before we decided to permanently move into the Beady Eyes thread?

144 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 20:07

( ´ω`) It was full of emo faggotry and stupid drama queens.

    。。
   。     。 +   ヽヽ
゜ 。・ 。 +゜  。・゚ (;゚・ωフ。BAAWWWW!! My creator hates me!
            ノ( /
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( ´ω`) ...

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( ´ω`) Well then, I'm going back.

145 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 20:40

( ・ω・) Aww, I knew you love me, Grandpa.

146 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 21:01

( ・-・) I like turtles.

147 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 22:09

( ・-・) I like to crack open their shells with my mighty rabbit teeth and eat their flesh to gain their turtal powar.

148 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 05:08

( ・-・) But mostly I just like to watch them walk around.

149 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 12:19

( ・-・) I feel a kinship with turtles.
( ・-・) Especially their affinity for derailing threads.

150 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 13:53

( ・ω・) This thread is now about Frank Zappa.

151 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 16:38

( ・ิm・ิ) Is this St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast?

152 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 18:15

( ´ω`) Don't you jive me with that cosmic debris.

153 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 21:20

    人     
   (__)    
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  ( ・∀・)  < 10 out of 10 holy men prefer Rei's for not breaking their fast.
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞=======
==     BOBBY BROWN     ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

154 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 21:26

( ゚ ヮ゚) I JUST DROPPED MY FLY!!!!!

155 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 22:22

( ・-・) Could you stop going off topic please?

156 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 22:28

( ´ω`) ITT we don't take our pills.

157 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 23:34

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ The pills are a lie.

158 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 23:43

( ・ิm・ิ) DQN Drinks and Goes Home.

159 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 13:32

( ´-`) Hello, kids!

160 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 15:20

( ・-・) Got no time for you, Uncle Beady. Threads need derailing, and I'm the man to derail 'em!

161 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 22:58

( ´-`) We used to grab books out of peoples' hands while they were reading them. Blew their trains of thought but good, I tells ya.

162 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 19:10

( ・-・) Uncle Beady, what do I do when I want to derail a particular thread, but the subject of that thread keeps calling me his best friend?

163 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 20:08

( ´-`) You derail the friendship, obviously.

164 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 11:51

( ・ω・) I'm bumping this thread.

( ・ω・) Can you get your get now?

165 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 12:05

( ´-`) Here's your chance, nephew Beady! Go to it!

166 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 19:23

( ・ω・) Are we near 300 yet?

167 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 22:21

( ・∀・) No, but if you're quick you might get 100

(・∀・ ) ...

( ・∀・)  er

168 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5322 16:57

( ´-`) Way to drop the ball, nephew.

169 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5322 20:36

( ・-・) Damn, I rush from thread to thread and still I keep missing stuff!

( ・-・) Anyway Junior, you da slowpoke!

170 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5322 20:50

( ・ω・) Yay! It's my best friend in the whole world!

171 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 02:27

( ・-・) I ha-

( ・-・) I h-

( ・-・) Best friend? Really?

172 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 03:48

-voot-
( ・ω・) Hi, my name is Clonepa. You smell.

173 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 07:30

( ・ω・) Smell good. You smell good.

174 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 10:43

( ・ω・) Just like rabbit stew.

175 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 19:53

( ・-・) Take your pills, friend.

176 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 23:07

( ・ω・) I have trouble ingesting things. My mouth really only goes one way. I think.

177 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 05:04

( ・-・) Yep, yep. BBC pays tribute to my "staff familiarisation" operations at Heathrow's new terminal.

> The fifth terminal opened amid great fanfare on Thursday, but problems with the baggage handling system and "staff familiarisation" quickly derailed operations.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5339 04:20

( ・ω・) Good for you!

( ・ω・) In other news, my thread's more than four times the size of yours.

179 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5339 06:32

( ・-・) Every thread is already mine

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5339 18:03

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5339 18:08

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182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 15:49

( ・ω・) I think it's supposed to go on your head.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 19:42

( ・-・) I'll go on your head!

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 19:53

( ・ω・) That makes me the grand poobah, yay!

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 18:29

( ・-・) El Mierda Grande.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 13:49

( ・-・) My thread's stockroom is all full of pills. How am I going to get rid of all the damn things?

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 00:09

( ・ω・) 187get!

( ・ω・) Yaaaaaaaaay!

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 01:53

( ・-・) Congratulations! You win this stockroom full of pills.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 08:07

( ・ω・) Hooray! My own stockroom! You can keep the pills.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 14:52

( ・ω・) Wait. I have a better idea!

-TIME PASSES-

( ・ω・) Do you have any more of those pills? They sold like wildfire!

( ・ω・) I'm rich! I'm rich!

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 15:51

( ・ω・) I'll keep this money in my new stockroom!

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 17:32

( ・-・) That's my stockroom, not yours.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 20:42

( ´ω`) Beady, nobody owns Stockholm.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 15:43

(・-・ ) ...
( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) Good. That goddamn clone isn't here.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 16:11

( ´ω`) A package arrived for you.
-voot-
( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 18:55

Elvis has left the building

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 12:32

        \  ヽ     ! |     /
     \    ヽ   ヽ       /    /       /
        CLOOOOOOOOONEPAAAAAAAA!!
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198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 12:49

( ・ω・) Yay! I found my best friend!

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 19:32

        \  ヽ     ! |     /
     \    ヽ   ヽ       /    /       /
        DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
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200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 20:03

        \  ヽ     ! |     /
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        200GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET ATTACK
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