( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:52

( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 21:08

( ・ω・) You got 200get! YAAAAYYYYYYY!

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 21:09

( ・-・) .....

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 03:32

( ・ω・) つ♥ Here, I made you a celebratory heart-shaped cookie.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 15:47

( ・-・) I think I'm going to cry.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 16:51

( ・ω・) That's OK, let it all out. I'm here for you, buddy!

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 17:00

( ・ω・) Rest your head on my shoulder.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 17:02

( ゚ ヮ゚) Cry Beady Cry! Cry Beady Cry! Cry Beady Cry!

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 17:29

( ´ω`) little crybaby want his bankie?

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 19:11

( ・-・) I'll cry wolf!

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 23:46

( ・ω・) Stop being mean to him! He's my best friend in the whole world!

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 13:35

( ・-・) ...

( T-T)

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 18:52

( T-T) I'm not crying, I'm staring daggers.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 19:29

( ToT) boo hoo hoo hooooooooo

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 15:22

  !       i              |
    i     |
  /  ̄ \
 lニニニニコ  .i           |
  \___/   |    |
    | ||i
    | |    |     i
   | ̄||   i
   |  |i               |
   |_|i
    | | i                 |
    | | |     ^  |
    | | |         ______/  ` |
    | |   |      | ..``‐-、._    \
    | |   !     i       `..`‐-、._ \
    | |     i  . ∧∧    ../   ..`‐-、\
    | |   i.    | ( ・ω・)  /  ∩∩    |   |
  _| |_      /    o〆  (・-・ ) Get away from me.
  |___|      しー-J      uu_)o

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 21:43

   |  |i               |
   |_|i
    | | i                 |
    | | |     ^  |
    | | |         ______/  ` |
    | |   |      | ..``‐-、._    \
    | |   !     i       `..`‐-、._ \
    | |     i  . ∧∧    ../   ..`‐-、\
    | |   i.    | ( ・ω・)  /  ∩∩    |   |
  _| |_      /    o〆  (・-・ ) I hate you so much.
  |___|      しー-J      uu_)o

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 01:56

(T_T) I NEED LOVE, SOMEBODY GIVE ME LOVE

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 18:07

( ・-・) Now that I think about it, I really am the most popular character on this board. It's gotten to the point that you can't have a character thread without me.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 18:26

( ・-・) All the other threads invite me to derail them, you know.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 19:23

ヮ You are the man Beady!

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 19:43

ω Your mother is so disappointed in you, Beady.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 20:23

( ・-・) Clonepa hates me! Yay!

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 20:53

( ・ω・) I'm not your mother. I'm your best friend in the whole world.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 23:10

( ・-・) You just totally wasted that 222get.

( ・-・) Loser.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 15:07

(◔ิ_◔ิ) .....

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 15:56

( ・-・) I don't even know who you are yet and I already hate you.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 17:02

( ・-・) And by "I don't even know who you are yet" I mean I don't want to know who you are ever and get the fuck out.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 17:09

( ・-・) The main point of my presentation today is "Get the fuck out and don't come back."

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 17:29

(◔ิ_◔ิ) ..... yeah, like that's gonna happen

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5380 19:55

( ・-・) Hey, my eyes don't burn here.

( ・-・) Guess I'll just hang out here for a while, then.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 01:14

( ・ω・) My thread is getting cramped, can I stay here for a while?

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 08:11

( ・-・) Start your own damn thread!

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 14:56

( ・ω・) I did, but I had to 999get my first thread first.

( ・ω・) When are you going to 999get your thread?

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 16:38

( ・-・) Lalala not listening lalala I hate you lalala.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 16:34

( ・ω・) That's a funny song!

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 19:11

( ・ω・) Lalala got mittens lalala I'm your friend lalala.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 05:29

( ・-・) One of these days, I'm gonna-

( ・-(○ミ  thunk
 _
( ・-・)っ○ Alright, who just threw this at me?

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 06:23

((((((((((((((((((((( ・-・) i did

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:49

( ・-・) I'm too lazy to rip off a dozen masks so I'll just offer pills as usual.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:51

( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)
( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・) Hey bro. We all lost our jobs so we're crashing here for a while.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 19:18

( ・-・) On the bright side, this is slightly less annoying than Clonepa.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 20:24

( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)
( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・) Hey bro. You need to buy groceries.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 20:32

( ・-・) How about some diet pills instead?

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 20:37

( ・-・) No, Beadies. You are the groceries.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 04:10

    -= ∧_∧  Comin' through!
  -=≡ ( ´ω`)
    -=( つ┯つ ∩_∩
   -=≡/  / //☆( ・-・) ow!
  -=≡(__)/ )丿つノつ
   -= (◎) ̄))し つ

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 19:50

( ・-・) You look ridiculous on that thing, like a fat campus cop.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 20:02

    -= ∧_∧  Wheee!
  -=≡ ( ´ω`)
    -=( つ┯つ
   -=≡/  / //☆∩_∩
  -=≡(__)/ )丿( ・-・) My spine! My spine!!
   -= (◎) ̄))しつノつ

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 20:06

( ・-・) I only had one of those you old bastard!

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 21:01

    -= ∧_∧  Whoo hooo!
  -=≡ ( ´ω`)
    -=( つ┯つ
   -=≡/  / //☆
  -=≡(__)/ ∩∩ Curse you!!!
   -⊂(◎)つ( ˃ -˂)つ

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 23:23

    -= ∩_∩  Hahaha, take this!
  -=≡ ( ・-・)
    -=( つ┯つ
   -=≡/  / //☆ ∧_∧
  -=≡(__)/ )丿( ´ω`) Ooooh...thanks, my back's so much better now.
   -= (◎) ̄))しつノつ

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 13:40

( ・ω・)
(・ω・ )
( ・ω・) ....

( ・ω・) 250get!

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 04:54

(◔ิ_◔ิ) yay for you.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 16:06

( ・-・) 250g-

( ・-・) You bastard.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 19:56

    -= ∧_∧  Here's some more skidmarks on your underpants, slowpoke.
  -=≡ ( ´ω`)
    -=( つ┯つ
   -=≡/  / //☆
  -=≡(__)/ ∩∩ Worse than a wedgie!
   -⊂(◎)つ( ˃ -˂)つ

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 20:40

( ・-・) Not that I've experienced a wedgie. I'm a giver, not a taker.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 19:23

( ・-・) I'm also the decider.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 19:56

( ・-・) I make the decisions.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 20:02

( ・-・) I'm going to nuclearize Iran and call it fission accomplished.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 20:09

( ・-・) I'm going to build nukular power plants to win the war agin CO2

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 02:34

( ・-・) And then my Mommy will finally love me.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 03:20

( ・ω・) Awwwwwww!

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 03:47

( ・-・) If you tell ANYONE I said that, I will fucking strangle you!!

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 09:15

( ・ω・) But you're already strangling me!

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 13:48

( ・ω・) It's okay though, it turns me on.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 14:18

( ・ω・) Wait, what is this strangling you speak of?

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:12

( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:12

This!

( ・-・)つ'・ω・) hurgh

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:14

( #ω・) You poked my eye! That's mean!

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 20:38

( ・-・) Sorry, I was trying out a Darth Vader strangle. wheeze

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 23:37

( #ω・) It's okay. I forgive you.

( #ω・)

( #ω・) How's your mommy?

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 00:28

( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 17:44

( ・-・) I'm pooped! It's so tiring to consecutively strangle two dozen Clonepas.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 19:30

( ・ω・) I think you miscounted, buddy.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 09:56

( ´ω`) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 21:17

( ・-・) Hey. That's my line.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 17:29

( ・-・) I aughta sue your wrinkled ass, Crampon!

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 20:31

( ・ω・) You know Sue? She's my friend!

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 20:57

( ・ω・) At least a "We met more than once and had some sort of discussion at least once" kind of friend.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 22:21

( ・ω・) A sort of "at least she didn't repeatedly spray me with mace" kind of friend.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 22:52

( ・ω・) The first spray hurt, but thankfully she ran out.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 22:56

( ・ω・) The - what did she call it? A "taser"? - taser was really tingly.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 23:11

( ・-・) Don't you have your own thread to babble in?

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 12:42

( ・ω・) Yes, yes I do. I guess there's no need to raise this thread's post count any more.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 14:53

( ・-・) Good. That goddamn drooling insomniac is outta here.

( ・-・) Now I can get back to what this thread is really about!

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) ...

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 19:25

( ・-・) ...

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 22:52

( ・-・) I suck

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 23:03

( ・-・) I MEANT YOU! I MEANT YOU, DAMNIT!

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 00:35

( ・ω・) "I suck you"?

( ・ω・) No thanks. I don't have a penis.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 01:34

( ・-・) I hate me.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 02:24

( ・-・) I MEANT YOU! I MEANT YOU, GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 02:49

( ・ω・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! v

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 03:42

( ・ω・) I don't hate you! You're my best friend in the entire world and even maybe in this galaxy.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 04:10

( ・-・)

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 11:38

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 ,,、,、,,, / \〇ノゝ ∩ < Let's talk about Oppai Oppai!!   ,,、,、,,,
    /三/( ゚∀゚)彡   \____________  ,,、,、,,,
     /三/| ゚⊂彡      ,,、,、,,,                       ,,、,、,,,
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294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 00:43

( ・-・) There's already a thread for that.

( ・-・)

( ・-・) Anybody want pie?

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 01:58

( ・-・) I guess you can talk about oppai oppai if you really want to. I mean, I don't want you to, but if you really want to, please do.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 14:58

( ・-・) I'll just sit back here and watch.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 19:19

( ・-・) It's not like it's my thread or anything.

298 Name: ( ・-・) : 1993-09-5428 19:38

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299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 21:33

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300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 21:33

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