( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.
( ・-・) ... You stole that from me.
( ・-・) I'm not one to argue with a thief.
( ・-・) Let's get back to talking about me, though.
( ・-・) Making fun of someone's height? That's not very big of you.
( ・-・) And you're microcephalic. So?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
( ・-・) Get out of here, Chomsky. We don't need your kind here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread lacks the overarching narrative present in Grandpa's threads.
(・∀・) B-I-T-C-H-I-N-G
( ・-・) That doesn't scan, I hope you know.
( ・-・) Not in my thread, it's not.
( ・-・) How can you say Hang On was better than Outrun? You know what? Maybe you're right!
( ・-・) On second thought, we're both wrong. Road Rash is superior to both.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Gackt's getting really old.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not his music, that's been old for a while now, but I mean physically he's getting old. I see wrinkles.
( ・-・) What the hell does have anything to do with?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Just trying to make conversation.
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( ˃ ヮ˂)
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
( ・-・) Show me yours, first.
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・)...
( ・-・) Any time...
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( ・ω・) I feel dizzy.
( ・-・) Crapass.
( ・ω・) I like you too!
( ・ω・) My beady bunny bugger babyhumper buddy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have lost my mittens. This fills me with unimaginable doubt and sorrow. My life has lost all meaning.
( ・ω・) I knitted you some mittens but I eated them.
( ・-・) Way to keep up with the times there, crapass.
( ・-・) If I only had a brain.
( ・-・) Out of all the AA characters in DQN, I suck the most.
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(( ・-・) I shore dew
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ha ha ha
(( ・-・) I also stick carrots in my butt.
( ・-・) Hi, I'm back from derailing threads in /debate/, what's be-
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( ・-・) Take that mask off, Clonepa.
( ・-・) I'm not fucking Clonepa.
(( ・-・) I love Clonepa he's my best friend I want to eat carrots with him I wonder if he will let me kiss his toes
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(( ・-・) Ow.
(( ・-・) That was mean!
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( ・-・) Who the fuck sculpted that? It's all wrong. My penis is much bigger. And where the fuck is my tail?
( ・-・) Where are my pants and where's my tv?
( ・-・) The fuck is this shit?
( ・-・) jeeeeez SORRY mom whatever
( ・-・) fuckity fuck fuck fuck
( ・-・) FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL FATHER I HATE YOU BOTH
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¯\(⌒_⌒)/¯ GUYS! Why can't we all just get along?
( ´ω`) Well, how about I derail your thread. How about that.
( ・-・) You couldn't derail a tonka toy train, you feeble old fartfuck.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Ah, yes. The noble, underestimated spud.
(・∀・) I like french fries!
( ´ω`) Fucking potatoes. If wasn't for the famine in Ireland back when I was a young man, those Irish thugs wouldn't have taken my wife. Fucking Irish.
( 繝ｻ-繝ｻ) I derail threads on facebook too
( 繝ｻ-繝ｻ) They're my new glasses. I need them. Jerk.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Ah, yes. The noble, underestimated spud.
(・∀・) I like french fries!
( ´ω`) Fucking potatoes. If wasn't for the famine in Ireland back when I was a young man, those Irish thugs wouldn't have taken my wife. Fucking Irish.
(・∀・) They.. ate Grandma?
( ´ω`) Yes.
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●ｌｶﾉﾉﾙ ﾋﾟﾉ●
从 ﾟ ヮﾟ ﾉｿ As if she were a pyo-tato!
( ・-・) Everybody out.
(・∀・) Did you pee in the pool again?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You know he can't help it!
( ´ω`) They DO make diapers in his size, you know.
( ・-・) Guys come on that only happened once and it was a really long time ago.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ It happens every time you go swimming!
( ・-・) It's my pool and I'll pee wherever the hell I want damnit!
( ・-・) Didja see me on facebook? I was totally awesome there!
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Yes. While I did chuckle slightly at the cascading torrent of idiocy you fought well with, I thought your trolling technique could have used a bit of improvement. However, overall you have earned a 7/10 in my elitist book of things which I find slightly humorous.
You should know that this does not excuse your disgusting urination habits, though. Really that was just sick.
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ﾉ)ノ,(ノi
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┐) ∩_∩ ﾉ Your cigarette-fueled arrogance ENRAGES ME!!!!
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(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I don't think so. You are obviously on fire, admit it.
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（( ・-・) ⌒）） Ooooo, aren't we Mr. Perceptive today!
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( ´ー｀)y─┛~~ What is all this uncouth ruckus?
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(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Oops, forgot my cig.
( ・-・)っ- Have a light
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（( ・-・) ⌒）） OH GOD FIRE IS HOT
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(・∀・) Jump in the pool!
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（( ・-・) ⌒）） I CAN'T SOMEBODY PEED IN IT
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( ´ω`) It's just as well. The pool was closed due to AIDS quite some time ago.
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you been to strange places again? I told you not to go there!
( ´ω`) I can go wherever the hell I want, Junior. Don't talk down to me again unless you'd like me to discharge a powerful laser in the general direction of your face.
(・∀・) Oh, looky here! A 500get just lying in the street!