( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.
( ・-・) 300get!
( ・-・) My timing sucks.
( ´ω`) At least you got the get junior!
(・∀・) Snuck it right out from under him!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ＭＩＴＯＮ ＧＡ ＳＵＫＩ！
๏̯͡๏﴿
( ͡・-͡・) Wait, what the hell?
( ・͠-・͠) ...
( ・̀-・́)
( ๏_๏) you got a boogie hanging outta your nose
( ・-・) You lie.
( ・-・) Can't trust anyone these days
( ・-・) That's why I installed captcha verification for my thread.
( ・-・) And now that stupid clone will never be able to post here again.
( ・ω・) Hey beady bunny buddy!
( ・ω・) My captcha was "gibbelsig" this time!
( ・-・) ... I'm going to go add "nigger" to the 999 word insult.
( ・-・) Over and over and over, and each time, in a place where it makes no grammatical sense.
( ・ω・) That's okay. You like niggers, after all.
( ・-・) I hate you.
人
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（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜My name is Squeeks and I am derailing this thread.
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
( ・-・) You dare challenge ME?
人
（＿_）
（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜My name is Squeeks and I am daring and brave.
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
( ・-・) And yet, the thread remains on topic.
( ・-・) YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, SQUEEKS!!
( ・ω・) PREPARE TO BE SERVED MUFFINS!
( ・-・) Clonepa, you are completely hopeless.
( ・-・) GET OUT!
人
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（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜My name is Squeeks and my one weakness is chocolate chip muffins.
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
( ・-・) What, seriously?
∧__∧ Sorry about your show being cancelled.
( ´･ω･)∩∩
/⌒ ,つ⌒ヽ) Get away from me.
(___ ( O__)
"''"" "'ﾞ'' 'ﾞ ﾞﾟ' ''' '' ''' ﾟ
( ・-・) Airbus 330GETTO! Ah, my spirit soars.
( ・-・) I'm awesome. Everyone is jealous of my brilliance.
(・-・ )
( ・-・)...
( ・-・) Nothing? Nothing at all?
( ´ω`) I'll take this 333get.
|彡 Thanks!
( ・-・) I am often persecuted for my towering intellect.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Your puny tower of an "intellect" is dwarfed by the geostationary orbit of my thoughts.
( ・ω・) I'm pretty smart.
( ・ω・) Once I did long division for nine hours.
( ・-・) Too bad the geodesic of your orbit only traverses a circumference the size of Pluto.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ No, it's totally bigger than that. You just can't see the asymptote with the puny telescope you call an intellect.
( ・-・) well yo mama so fat she wear an asteroid belt
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You got me there.
（*。々°）i want to be smart like you guys
（*。々°）how can i start becoming a very intelligent person
( ・-・) For starters, get lost.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Yes, kindly fuck off.
( ・-・) Wait, did you just steal my awesome Airbus 340get?
（ ´ω`) 'Awesome' and 'Airbus' don't go together in the same sentence, junior.
(・∀・) That's beady, Grandpa. I'm not that stupid.
（ ´ω`) Don't contradict me, Junior, or there's gonna be an ass whooping.
(・∀・) That wasn't a contradiction as much as it was a correction.
Don't you even dare suggest I'm blind, Junior!
ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩
（ ´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))-・) < ow ow ow ow goddammit ow
(#)・-・) I oughta stab you in the kidneys for that, you dried up old fart!
Stabbo! Aw, darnit, you moved!
∧∧ ∩∩∩
（,,´・∀・） ヽ(#)・д・) eep
/ つ==||==) ノ==*
.c（__,,,,)__,,,） (,,ノ(,,ノ
(#)・-・) When did I get a third ear?
( ・-・) Must be more proof of how awesome I am.
∧∧ ∩∩∩
（,,´・∀・）No, those ears are actually all mine.
( ・-・) MUST BE MORE PROOF OF HOW AWESOME I AM!
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(・∀・) i see tits!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Tit tit titty tit!
(´・ω・)つ( ・-・) oh god what is happening
( ´ω`) You're breeding like a bunny.
( ´ω`) Good thing you're not an ant.
( ・-・) I'm just bumping this thread now so that it doesn't look like Kkkrampz derailed it.
( ・-・) Nobody look at the timestamps ok.
( ´ω`) Go to bed junior; you put sentences together like a adolescent. You act like one as well.
( ・∀・) Sorry Gr-
((・-・三・-・) )audieaudieaudieaudieaudie
( ・-・) What the fuck?
Surprise Attack!
∧∧ ∧∧ ow ow owow OW
( ´ω`) ─== ( ・-・) ・ °
(/ /つ=[二二(つ l二二＞ ゜．∴ ・
〜（ 〈 -＝≡/ / ’ ： ．
(,/ ヽ） (,/´ヽ)
( ´ω`) Score one for age & treachery!
( ・-・) That wasn't me. I have rabbit ears.
.∧∧
( ・-・) Long, slender, beautiful rabbit ears.
( ´ω`) Whatever you say, Junior.
∧∧
( ・-・) Aren't you dead, old man?
( ´ω`) I'm not the one with a sword through my heart, Junior.
( ・-・) You drunk Irish fuck!
( ´ω`) As a matter of fact, I did fuck a drunk Irish woman once. You popped out.
( ・-・) !!!!
( ・-・) You aren't worth of the McPhearson name, cramps.
( ﾒ-･ิ) Beady-eyes-kun, we already did a dramatic reveal of your past in the Grandpa thread.
( ﾒ-･ิ) Your whore of a mom says "konnichiwa."
( ・-・) My mother was Egyptian, you dumb fuku.
( ´ω`) She said, "When I ditch the little shit, I'll tell him I'm going home to Egypt. That should keep that annoying little turd out of my life for good."
( ´ω`) She's actually turning tricks in Bali these days.
( ・ω・) Your mom is a burlesque ugly-bumping butterball, Beady buddy o' mine.
( ・ω・) She's a greasy hip-grinding strumpet.
( ・ω・) She's like a bus, with salary men climbing on and off her all day.
( ・ω・) In virtue of the flawless insults laid down previously by 3 of my clones, it is obvious that your mother is a perpetual source of greasiness, quite possible making 'wax on, wax off' the slogan for a worldwide organic fuel campaign.
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) I was going to drag your little cart over a cliff and fly away on my futuristic flying motorcycle and laugh while you tumble to your death but making the AA for it all was too tedious so just go away.
( ・ω・) Aww, darn. So we're not gonna go see the Grand Canyon after all?
( ・-・) Now join me as we celebrate my brutal burn of the unhappy things thread.
( ・-・) I totally got the 1000get.
( ・ω・) This thread makes me hungry.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why is this still here?
( ・-・) Why are you still here, get out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will do no such thing. I'm staying the course. See you at >>999
/ ｊｊｊｊ ＿
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∧＿∧＿ ＼ ヽ（ ´∀｀ ）" .ノ／ ／ /ｰ'
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／ ） ヽ' ／ ､ ､ ｉ. ､ ￥ ﾉ ､ ヽ∧＿∧ We claim this 400GET for STRONG DUDES everywhere!
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