( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:52

( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 08:11

( ・-・) Start your own damn thread!

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 14:56

( ・ω・) I did, but I had to 999get my first thread first.

( ・ω・) When are you going to 999get your thread?

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 16:38

( ・-・) Lalala not listening lalala I hate you lalala.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 16:34

( ・ω・) That's a funny song!

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 19:11

( ・ω・) Lalala got mittens lalala I'm your friend lalala.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 05:29

( ・-・) One of these days, I'm gonna-

( ・-(○ミ  thunk
 _
( ・-・)っ○ Alright, who just threw this at me?

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 06:23

((((((((((((((((((((( ・-・) i did

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:49

( ・-・) I'm too lazy to rip off a dozen masks so I'll just offer pills as usual.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:51

( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)
( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・) Hey bro. We all lost our jobs so we're crashing here for a while.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 19:18

( ・-・) On the bright side, this is slightly less annoying than Clonepa.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 20:24

( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・)
( ・-・)( ・-・)( ・-・) ( ・-・) Hey bro. You need to buy groceries.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 20:32

( ・-・) How about some diet pills instead?

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 20:37

( ・-・) No, Beadies. You are the groceries.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 04:10

    -= ∧_∧  Comin' through!
  -=≡ ( ´ω`)
    -=( つ┯つ ∩_∩
   -=≡/  / //☆( ・-・) ow!
  -=≡(__)/ )丿つノつ
   -= (◎) ̄))し つ

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 19:50

( ・-・) You look ridiculous on that thing, like a fat campus cop.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 20:02

    -= ∧_∧  Wheee!
  -=≡ ( ´ω`)
    -=( つ┯つ
   -=≡/  / //☆∩_∩
  -=≡(__)/ )丿( ・-・) My spine! My spine!!
   -= (◎) ̄))しつノつ

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 20:06

( ・-・) I only had one of those you old bastard!

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 21:01

    -= ∧_∧  Whoo hooo!
  -=≡ ( ´ω`)
    -=( つ┯つ
   -=≡/  / //☆
  -=≡(__)/ ∩∩ Curse you!!!
   -⊂(◎)つ( ˃ -˂)つ

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 23:23

    -= ∩_∩  Hahaha, take this!
  -=≡ ( ・-・)
    -=( つ┯つ
   -=≡/  / //☆ ∧_∧
  -=≡(__)/ )丿( ´ω`) Ooooh...thanks, my back's so much better now.
   -= (◎) ̄))しつノつ

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 13:40

( ・ω・)
(・ω・ )
( ・ω・) ....

( ・ω・) 250get!

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 04:54

(◔ิ_◔ิ) yay for you.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 16:06

( ・-・) 250g-

( ・-・) You bastard.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 19:56

    -= ∧_∧  Here's some more skidmarks on your underpants, slowpoke.
  -=≡ ( ´ω`)
    -=( つ┯つ
   -=≡/  / //☆
  -=≡(__)/ ∩∩ Worse than a wedgie!
   -⊂(◎)つ( ˃ -˂)つ

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 20:40

( ・-・) Not that I've experienced a wedgie. I'm a giver, not a taker.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 19:23

( ・-・) I'm also the decider.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 19:56

( ・-・) I make the decisions.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 20:02

( ・-・) I'm going to nuclearize Iran and call it fission accomplished.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 20:09

( ・-・) I'm going to build nukular power plants to win the war agin CO2

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 02:34

( ・-・) And then my Mommy will finally love me.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 03:20

( ・ω・) Awwwwwww!

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 03:47

( ・-・) If you tell ANYONE I said that, I will fucking strangle you!!

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 09:15

( ・ω・) But you're already strangling me!

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 13:48

( ・ω・) It's okay though, it turns me on.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 14:18

( ・ω・) Wait, what is this strangling you speak of?

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:12

( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:12

This!

( ・-・)つ'・ω・) hurgh

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:14

( #ω・) You poked my eye! That's mean!

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 20:38

( ・-・) Sorry, I was trying out a Darth Vader strangle. wheeze

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 23:37

( #ω・) It's okay. I forgive you.

( #ω・)

( #ω・) How's your mommy?

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 00:28

( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.( ・ω・) Hi! I'm Clonepa.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 17:44

( ・-・) I'm pooped! It's so tiring to consecutively strangle two dozen Clonepas.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 19:30

( ・ω・) I think you miscounted, buddy.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 09:56

( ´ω`) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 21:17

( ・-・) Hey. That's my line.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 17:29

( ・-・) I aughta sue your wrinkled ass, Crampon!

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 20:31

( ・ω・) You know Sue? She's my friend!

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 20:57

( ・ω・) At least a "We met more than once and had some sort of discussion at least once" kind of friend.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 22:21

( ・ω・) A sort of "at least she didn't repeatedly spray me with mace" kind of friend.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 22:52

( ・ω・) The first spray hurt, but thankfully she ran out.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 22:56

( ・ω・) The - what did she call it? A "taser"? - taser was really tingly.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 23:11

( ・-・) Don't you have your own thread to babble in?

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 12:42

( ・ω・) Yes, yes I do. I guess there's no need to raise this thread's post count any more.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 14:53

( ・-・) Good. That goddamn drooling insomniac is outta here.

( ・-・) Now I can get back to what this thread is really about!

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) ...

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 19:25

( ・-・) ...

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 22:52

( ・-・) I suck

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 23:03

( ・-・) I MEANT YOU! I MEANT YOU, DAMNIT!

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 00:35

( ・ω・) "I suck you"?

( ・ω・) No thanks. I don't have a penis.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 01:34

( ・-・) I hate me.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 02:24

( ・-・) I MEANT YOU! I MEANT YOU, GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 02:49

( ・ω・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! ( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa! v

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 03:42

( ・ω・) I don't hate you! You're my best friend in the entire world and even maybe in this galaxy.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 04:10

( ・-・)

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 11:38

      \∧_ヘ      / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ,,、,、,,, / \〇ノゝ ∩ < Let's talk about Oppai Oppai!!   ,,、,、,,,
    /三/( ゚∀゚)彡   \____________  ,,、,、,,,
     /三/| ゚⊂彡      ,,、,、,,,                       ,,、,、,,,
 ,,、,、,,, U (:::::::::::)  ,,、,、,,,         \Yeeーーーーーーーeah!!/
      //三/|三|\     ∧_∧∧_∧ ∧_∧∧_∧∧_∧∧_∧
      ∪  ∪       (    )    (     )   (    )    )
 ,,、,、,,,       ,,、,、,,,  ∧_∧∧_∧∧_∧ ∧_∧∧_∧∧_∧∧_∧
      ,,、,、,,,       (    )    (    )    (    )    (    )

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 00:43

( ・-・) There's already a thread for that.

( ・-・)

( ・-・) Anybody want pie?

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 01:58

( ・-・) I guess you can talk about oppai oppai if you really want to. I mean, I don't want you to, but if you really want to, please do.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 14:58

( ・-・) I'll just sit back here and watch.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 19:19

( ・-・) It's not like it's my thread or anything.

298 Name: ( ・-・) : 1993-09-5428 19:38

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299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 21:33

( ・-・)

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 21:33

( ・-・)

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 23:19

( ・-・) 300get!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 01:14

( ・-・) My timing sucks.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 13:39

( ´ω`) At least you got the get junior!

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 18:58

(・∀・) Snuck it right out from under him!

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 19:34

( ゚ ヮ゚) MITON GA SUKI!

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 05:27

๏̯͡๏﴿

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 12:56

( ・-・) Mutants go in the Grandpa thread, >>306

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 20:54

( ͡・-͡・) Wait, what the hell?

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 21:25

( ・͠-・͠) ...

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 21:27

( ・̀-・́)

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 00:55

( ๏_๏) you got a boogie hanging outta your nose

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 01:16

( ・-・) You lie.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5449 02:15

( ・-・) Can't trust anyone these days

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5449 14:21

( ・-・) That's why I installed captcha verification for my thread.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5449 19:25

( ・-・) And now that stupid clone will never be able to post here again.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5451 03:18

( ・ω・) Hey beady bunny buddy!

( ・ω・) My captcha was "gibbelsig" this time!

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5451 03:42

( ・-・) ... I'm going to go add "nigger" to the 999 word insult.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5451 03:50

( ・-・) Over and over and over, and each time, in a place where it makes no grammatical sense.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5451 04:14

( ・ω・) That's okay. You like niggers, after all.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5451 04:32

( ・-・) I hate you.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5451 06:33

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and I am derailing this thread.
 (つ   つ  
 | | |
 (__)_)

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5452 06:00

( ・-・) You dare challenge ME?

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5452 17:08

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and I am daring and brave.
 (つ   つ  
 | | |
 (__)_)

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5457 01:13

( ・-・) And yet, the thread remains on topic.

( ・-・) YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, SQUEEKS!!

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5457 15:06

( ・ω・) PREPARE TO BE SERVED MUFFINS!

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 03:33

( ・-・) Clonepa, you are completely hopeless.

( ・-・) GET OUT!

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 04:57

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks and my one weakness is chocolate chip muffins.
 (つ   つ  
 | | |
 (__)_)

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 16:09

( ・-・) What, seriously?

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 14:54

       ∧__∧ Sorry about your show being cancelled.
      ( ´・ω・)∩∩
       /⌒ ,つ⌒ヽ)  Get away from me.
       (___  ( O__)  
"''"" "'゙'' '゙ ゙゚' ''' '' ''' ゚

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 18:27

( ・-・) Airbus 330GETTO! Ah, my spirit soars.

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