( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:52

( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 19:06

( ・-・) you need to take your pills so wake up or something

32 Name: Not In Employment, Education, Or Training : 1993-09-4972 19:17

( ・-・) firepance

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 02:22

I am posting without beady eyes

34 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training. : 1993-09-4973 02:43

Itt lets ge to 100 with sage!

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 15:23

( ・-・) wake up your pills...

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 03:06

( ・-・) my name is >>25-30 and I am failure

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 11:14

( ´ω`) Who is responsible for this train wreck? Two people died when this thread was derailed.

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 18:29

( ・-・) They had it comin'.

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 15:57

( ・-・) This thread will be my staging area for attacks against all popular threads, and I will bring them crashing down into inanity and chaos!

( ・-・) Right after I have a sammich at Rei's.

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:29

( ´ω`) Good luck with that.

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:48

( ゚ ヮ゚) Grandpa! Now this thread's worth reading!

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:50

( ・-・) Both of you, get out!

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:51

(・∀・) Hey, Grandpa! What was life like before the internet?

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:51

( ・ิm・ิ) I'm inclined to enjoy the occasional fart.

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:54

ミ*゚ー゚) Hey everyone!

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:55

( ´ω`) Well, Junior, we used to read the newspaper and watch TV to get our daily data fix.

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:55

( ・-・) GET OUT!!!!!

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:56

ミ*゚ー゚) What's up with him?

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:58

( ⌒-⌒) Who cares? Let's trash the place!

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:59

( ゚ ヮ゚) Trash the thread! Trash the thread! Emergency Mittens!

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 18:09

( ・-・) no dont

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 18:17

       __________|   (   ) ))
     ////////// /\((⌒   ))  ノ火
    ////////// /(⌒((⌒))  )),  γノ)::)
  ////////// /(⌒( ⌒ ) ⌒ )  ゝ∧ノ
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  |  |    |          |  从::;;;;;ノ  );;;;;从     (  へ)    burn it to
  |  |    |          | 从;;;;;::人 ;ノ;;;;;从人      く       da ground!
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53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 19:16

( ・-・) Oh no, we're all gonna die!

( ⌒-⌒) We can do this! Beady eyes, hand me that old bucket full of bum sperm!

( ・-・) No...

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54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 19:47

( ・ิm・ิ) Whooo, that was a gassy one.

( ´ω`) Jeez, son, it smells like something crawled up inside you and died.

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 21:21

( ・-・) HOORAY DQN'S FALLEN SO FAR WE QUOTE FUCKING SNL OF ALL THINGS AND THINK IT'S FUNNY OH FRABJOUS DAY CALLOOH CALLAY

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:18

( ´ω`) Awwwwww, whassamata? Mean people shitting up your thread?

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:20

( ・⌢・) yeah.

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:21

( ・-・) KEEP THROWING THOSE FLAMES EVEN ONE AS INCOMPETENT AS YOU IS BOUND TO MAKE A GOOD ONE EVENTUALLY

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:23

( ・-・) HIP HIP HOO FUCKING RAY

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 00:37

( ´ω`) INTERNET!!

( ゚ ヮ゚) SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 00:44

( ゚ ヮ゚) FAGGING UP THREADS!

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:16

( ・-・) ... how am I ever going to clean up this mess?

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:22

( ⌒-⌒) Nice thread.

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:25

( ⌒-⌒) Have you considered bum sperm?

( ・-・) Shut up.

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 21:51

and nothing of value was lost...

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 07:10

( ・-・) That was a decent derailment.

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:31

 ∩_∩
 ( ・-・) How do I unrabbit myself? This is demeaning.
c(,_uuノ

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:44

 ∩_∩
 ( ・-・) Actually im starting to like my rabbit soul.
c(,_uuノ

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:57

( ・-・) Be eaten by a snake.

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 05:03

( ´ω`) See, that's why you're called Beady Eyes. You can't see worth shit so you're always squinting. If you had glasses you would know it wasn't a snake that ate you.

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 10:53

( ・-・) But I look like a dumbass with my glasses on. That's why I don't wear them.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 21:42

( ⌒-⌒) See? It's just terrible.

( ・-・) But without them I'm rather charming.

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 21:02

 ∩_∩
 ( ・-・) Wait...I just go back here when I die?
c(,_uuノ

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 21:13

( ⌒-⌒) You were reincarnated as a rabbit. Isn't that nice?

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 00:34

 ∩_∩
 ( ・-・) At least I'm not a hamster.
c(,_uuノ

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 04:21

( ゚ ヮ゚) Hamster ham ham tikky tik kush kush sunflower krump krump hamtaro!

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 10:36

 ∩_∩
 ( ・-・) Oh no you don't! I'm not going in the cage with that asshole.
c(,_uuノ

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 10:57

    ____________________________
   /             /|
   /____________________________/ |
  |             |  |
  |             |  |
  |  ∩_∩ ... ∩--∩|  |
  |  ( ・-・)   (゚ω゚ ).|  |
  | c(,_uuノ   |m  ),| ../
  |_____________________________|/

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 10:57

( ・-・) I will destroy you, Hamtaro...

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:00

Let's make friends! (゚ω゚ )

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:16

  HAMTARO LV.1 |          ∩--∩
 (===============)|          (゚ω゚ )
____________________________|          |m  ),    

     ∩_∩
     (   )       ___________________________________
     (c_____ノ     | Beady Eyes LV.19    |
              | (====================)|
              |___________56/56__________________|

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:19

  HAMTARO LV.1 |          ∩--∩
 (===============)|          (゚ω゚ )
____________________________|          |m  ),    

     ∩_∩
     (   )       ___________________________________
     (c_____ノ     | Beady Eyes LV.19    |
              | (====================)|
              |___________56/56__________________|
_________________________________________________________________________
|                                 |
|                                 |
|              FIGHT!              |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|_________________________________________________________________________|

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:21

  HAMTARO LV.1 |          ∩--∩
 (===============)|          (゚ω゚ )
____________________________|          |m  ),    

     ∩_∩
     (   )       ___________________________________
     (c_____ノ     | Beady Eyes LV.19    |
              | (====================)|
              |___________56/56__________________|
_________________________________________________________________________
|                                 |
|  Beady Eyes charged his SOLAR BEAM       |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|_________________________________________________________________________|

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:22

  HAMTARO LV.1 |          
 (===============)|          
____________________________|             

     ∩_∩
     (   )       ___________________________________
     (c_____ノ     | Beady Eyes LV.19    |
              | (====================)|
              |___________56/56__________________|
_________________________________________________________________________
|                                 |
|  The wild HAMTARO ran away.            |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|_________________________________________________________________________|

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:22

( ・-・) Rats.

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 21:17

     ∩_∩
     ( ・-・) I feel like jumping over to Grandpa's thread for some QUALITY derailing.
     (_____ノ 

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:54

(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 01:50

( ・-・) Thanks for dropping by!

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 03:38

( ・-・) Wait, lemme get this straight. Your name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads" and you like to bump character threads? Which came first, the gimmick or the name?

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 04:03

(⊺●д๏) The gimmick. My parents named me Fiona.

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 03:52

( ・-・) You got off light. My real name is Tralfaz.

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 17:53

    (   ) ))
    ((⌒  
   (⌒((⌒))  )) ,
  (⌒( ⌒ ) ⌒ )
   ( (( ⌒ )) )     
  (( ・-・) ⌒))    
  从ノ.::;;火;;;从;; 从))゙ And now I'm on fire. Great. Just great.
 从::;;;;;ノ  );;从;;;;;从       
从;;;;;::人 ;ノ;从;;;;;从人 ̄|

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 02:06

  MONA LV.23   |           ∧_∧
 (===============)|           (・∀・ )
____________________________|           (    )    

     ∩_∩
     (   )       ___________________________________
     (c_____ノ     | Beady Eyes LV.19    |
              | (================----)|
              |___________48/56__________________|
_________________________________________________________________________
|                                 |
|        A wild MONA appeared!          |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|_________________________________________________________________________|

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 22:43

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I am confiscating this thread.
 (つ   つ 
 | | |     
 (__)_)

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 20:41

(    ・-・  ) Dude, you can have it.

96 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5131 21:32

(    ・-・  ) hrp-

(    ・o・  ) gaaa

(   ・o・ ) aaaaa

(  ・o・ ) aaaaaa

( ・O・) aaaaarp!

(; ・-・) Whew.

97 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5131 22:31

( ・∀・)

98 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 00:10

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and something must have crawled
 (つ   つ   up inside you and died, Beady Eyes.
 | | |     
 (__)_)

99 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 15:48

( ・-・) Grandpa did that line already, you dope.

100 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 14:50

( ・-・) 100get!

( ・-・) Doesn't anybody care?

101 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 22:12

( `ハ´) Tell Clonepa. He'll give you a cupcake.

102 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 15:22

(・-。`)';;∴ dammit.

(・-。`)';;∴ The last time I died and came back here I got a fresh body.

103 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 16:48

( `ハ´) Tell Clonepa. He'll give you a cupcake.

104 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 17:07

  _________________________

|This all seems rather pointless

   ̄ ̄ ̄∨ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                    _____________
           ∧_∧   /
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  )< that's because you're in DQN
    ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i   \
   /    \     | |      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   / /|  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/| |
__(__ニつ/  FMV  /_ | | ____
    \/______/ (u ⊃

105 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 17:44

(・∀・) Darkpa, are you a lobster or a crab?

106 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 19:28

( `ハ´)Yes.

107 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 05:07

(・∀・) You lost me. Speaking of lost, how do I get back to the Grandpa thread?

108 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 06:10

( `ハ´) The way home is within you, Junior. It's been with you all along.

109 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 09:52

(・∀・) Oh, that's helpful.

110 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 17:03

( `ハ´) Help is within you, Junior. It's been with you all along.

111 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 18:17

(・∀・) Oh, that's much more helpful.

112 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 21:11

(・-。`)';;∴ If you'd take your damn pills, you'd know the way back, Junior.

113 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:46

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

114 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:46

( ´ω`) We used to read books, kid. Some of us still do.

115 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:48

( ・-・) Oh NO! Not in MY thread you don't!!!!

116 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:11

( ´ω`) Hey, Junior! What was life like after reading books?

117 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:11

(・∀・) We use the Internet, Grandpa!

118 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:13

( ・-・) who cares knock yourselves out

119 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 17:15

( ・-・) everybody hates me because I'm an asshole

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5177 12:11

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ but -I- luv u cuz u so brave~~~<3

121 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 14:48

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

122 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 19:01

( ・-・) I can't believe the nerve of that old bastard.

( ´ω`) ( ・-・) Poking ME! How dare he!

     poink
 ( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・) Yowch!

123 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 03:22

( ´ω`)つ- Hey Junior, you may feel a small prick.

(・∀・) But Grandpa, I don't like you that way!

124 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5194 21:47

( ・-・) Le bump. It's French for Junior's succulent bum.

125 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 16:24

( x-x=

126 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 16:24

( ・-・) Getting shot in the head sucks.

127 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 17:57

( ・-`) Help me

128 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 18:07

fuck stupid smorker

129 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 14:05

     | \
     |Д`)   No one is here.
     |⊂     I can dance now !
     |

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

130 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 15:48

( ・-・) ( ・-・)  (・-・ ) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)  ( ・-・) (・-・ ) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
 ( ・-・)  ( ・-・) ( ・-・) (・-・ )   ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)  

( ・-・) Wait, we all died?
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