( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Hey why were you both going to the bathroom at the same time?
( LƒÖ`) Don't think you can just barge in here and start asking questions. Just because you're the new name in town doesn't mean you've earned my respect. You have to start from the bottom, just like all of the rest of these idiots.
(EÍE)Grandpa, I didn't know you were in Zenryoku Usagi!
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( LƒÖ`) That's not me, that's Burl Ives.
( LƒÖ`) Dumbass.
( E-E) I've totally earned Grandpa's respect. He's even stopped saying no when I offer some pills! He just gives me the look, that "anta baka" look you know.
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(EÍE) You lost at the poker game again?
( LƒÖ`) Yeah.
( LƒÖ`) Speaking of, you're Mrs. Flapdoodle's slave now.
(EÍE) The old hag with the S&M shota fetish?
( LƒÖ`) No, no, that's Madam Holeflaffer. Flapdoodle's the one who runs the tire shop in Heater County.
(EÍE) Awwww. Do I have to? She smells like a medicine cabinet.
( E-E) Don't diss her, she takes her pills.
(EÍE) Grandpa, did you ever sell me into slavery before there was an internet?
( LƒÖ`) No, but you did make an excellent share cropper.
(EÍE) I cropped those shares mighty fine if I do say so myself.
(EÍE) And I do.
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(EÍE) Grandpa, I feel as if a large section of my life was just torn asunder. What the fuck happened?
( LƒÖ`) I told you not to go to 4chan, damnit!
(EÍE) I'll never do it again, I swear!
(EÍE) But I'll say this, good thing my post about poopyhead disappeared.
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( E-E) You want me to call Child Services?
( LƒÖ`) Ask 'em if we're still on for Tuesday Night Poker.
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( LƒÖ`) We used to read books, Junior. You know what a book is, don't you?
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(EÍE) Thanks for taking care of the zombie for me.
( LƒÖ`) That was dumb. I'm writing the last few posts off.
(EÍE) There you go again, bitching like the bitch you are. Bitch.
( LƒÖ`) Nigga please
(EÍE) I just heard a hip new song on the Internet. Which reminds me, how do you Superman a hoe?
(œÍœ) Grandpa, what was life like before Stevie Wonder?
( œƒÖœ) Junior, what was life like after Stevie Wonder?
(EÍE) Grandpa... when are my posts coming back? I need my postcount!
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(EÍE) Grandpa, why is the sky?
(EÍE) Grandpa, why is a chicken?
(EÍE) Nobody loves my dad. You don't even love my dad.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) I owe my mom more. She carried me for nine months after your two second act.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) As I said, she carried me for nine months after your two second act.
( E-E) Yo momma so vat she do liquids by the barrel.
(EÍE) Oh no, Grandpa! Your friend Ted Kennedy is in the hospital! You should go visit him.
( E-E) Good, now watch me derail this thread.
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( E-E) Etou...
( LƒÖ`) And that was not an english word, >>164, why do you say it?
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( EƒÖE) Grandpa, some guy with a weird eye wanted me to tell you "your thread will die soon and maybe you too". Did I do a good job?
( LƒÖ`) Too much 4chan faggotry.
(EÍE) But 4chan is, like, SUPER COOL!
(EÍE) mudkipz LOL!!! did u c wut i did ther!!??? ROFL!!!
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( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) I would know.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what kind of parents would name their kid "Pokemon Trainer"? Do his parents hate him?
( LƒÖ`) His parents want him to be the very best, the best there ever was. To catch them will be his real test, to train them shall be his cause.
( E-E) Nuh-uh.
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( E-E) AND THEN THE NARRATOR DIED
( 'A`) Who broke etherchan?
( E-E) How's he gonna answer if he isn't, genius?
( LƒÖ`)‚Â ( E-E) He has an erection right now, doesn't he?
(EÍE) No, he's just trying to flush some wax from your ear.