( LΦ`) You know that my shadowy secret past is under NDA, Sonny.
( E-E) You were a clonepa just a minute ago.
(( LΦ`) I have no idea what you're talking about.
(EΝE) Leave Grandpa alone!
( EΦE) Oh, yeah. Before Grandpa went to Hel, he asked me personally in his last will and testament to replace him.
( EΦE) I'm Clonepa #46. I hope to get along with you all.
( LΦ`) Yeah! Leave Gr-me alone!
( LΦ`) Yes sir Mr. Blisterworm sir!
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(EΝE) Grandpa, if the British hadn't colonized Australia, where would all the Australians be today?
( LΦ`) They wouldn't
(EΝE) Would too!
( LΦ`) Obviously beatings aren't working anymore...
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( L( EΝE) OH GOD GRANDPA OKAY THEY WOULDN'T JUST GET OUT
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( LΦ`) I'm glad we agree regarding this matter.
(EΝE) Grandpa, who am us anyway?
(LΦ`) I know not who am us, but I know we ain't them.
(EΝE) Grandpa, are you okay? Did you have another visual hallucination? How many fingers am I holding up?
(☄ ί Νί)☄ Oh, then what are these?
( LΦ`) Well played, Krueger.
(EΝE) Grandpa, you never give me credit for anything.
( LΦ`) Because you never do anything of credit, Junior.
(EΝE) That's because I'm responsible financially and never acquire any debts.
( LΦ`) Good thing, too. I gambled away the last of your college fund in Vegas last weekend.
(EΝE) I'm going to be an astronaut when I grow up!
(EΝE) No Dunkin' Donuts in Brasila! HUAHUAHUAHUAHUA
( LΦ`) What does that even mean? Junior, have you been in the medicine cabinet again?
( LΦ`) Oh, yes. Have you found my Alzheimer's medication, Junior?
(EΝE) No, just this strange bottle with hard-to-make-out writing on it!
(EΝE) Medicinal C... Co... Cocai...
( LΦ`) You can't trick yourself out of this one, Junior. Keep on looking or I'll flush the key.
(EΝE) Grandpa, why does it rain over the ocean? I mean, the ocean can't get any wetter so why hog all the rain?
(EΝE) how is babby formed?
( LΦ`) Good! Go and give them to your mother. She's been a little frisky lately.
( LΦ`) Oh, yes. Have you found my Alzheimer's medication, Junior?
(EΝE) Grandpa, how many languages can you speak at once?
Π*ί°ί) While he's asleep, I'll steal his fortune!
( LΦ`) ZzzzzzzzzZzzitsnotzZzintherejuniorzzzzhehehezzzzZZZzz
(EΝE) Grandpa, why do you sleep so much?
( LΦ`) Junior, why do you wake me up so much?
( LΦ`) I aughta smack you.
(EΝE) Grandpa, why can't you spell "oughta"?
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before Google took over the internet?
( LΦ`) Grand. 9600 baud modems and you could have a nap inbetween page loads ZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzZzzzz
(EΝE) Good idea, Grandpa! I could sure use a nap right about now.
( ά-ά) Now that they're asleep, my plan can begin!
(EΝE) Wow, you still exist?
Yes I am
(EΝE) arn't you mr warm guy?
( LΦ`) No, he's Smug Fathead (Annoying). There is no Mr. Warm Guy character.
( LΦ`) Not yet.
DUN DUN DUNNNNN
(EΝE) Grandpa, am I the only DQN that doesn't care about Touhou?
( LΦ`) Who's toho?
(EΝE) Toho is the company that made Godzilla, but that is completely different from Touhou.
( LΦ`) I see.
( LΦ`) So who's toho?
(EΝE) Toto is the company that builds the world's most best 1.6 gallon toilet. They say it can suck down 1.5 courics in one flush.
(@₯Φ₯) I wish I had a toho toilet.
( LΦ`) Back in my day, I could shit like a draft horse.
( LΦ`) because Reimu is my illegitimate daughter, and your step-sister.
(EΝE) Ewww.
(EΝE) You don't have a dog Grandpa. Or a bedspread.
(@₯Φ₯) Hey Junior, I just found your erotic diary.
(EΝE) Happy New y-
(EΝE) Oh, nevermind. Still September.
(EΝE) Grandpa, those named people keep watching me when I go to the bathroom.
( LΦ`) Good, good.
(EΝE) I can't pee when people are watching!
( LΦ`) But the question is, can you watch when people are peeing?
(EΝE) I guess so.
( LΦ`) So why can't you pee when they watch you?
(EΝE) I forgot what I was going to say.
(EΝE) 780get, I guess.
( LΦ`) Here, go take some of my Alzheimer's medication. It's in the bottle marked "Rat Poison".
( LΦ`) Noooooooooo I was saving those!
( LΦ`) Well you march right over there and get them back!
(EΝE) Why arnt we on the front page anymore?
( LΦ`) Because our conversation starts to get boring, idiot!
(EΝE) Grandpa, I need help with my math homework. What's the proof for Fermat's Last Theorem?
( LΦ`) Ferment? You have homework about alcohol now?
(EΝE) Not until college.
(EΝE) I guess I'll go to welding school instead.
( LΦ`) I told you once.
( LΦ`)
( LΦ`) Unless you...
( E-E) 800get!
( LΦ`) Unless you 800get, yes.