[Part XII] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 19:37

(・∀・) Also give your friend to the other side of the mirror a high five!

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 20:52

( ・-・) You weren't supposed to take the mirror idea and run with it!!!

( ・-・) AAAAARRRRRRGHHH

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 21:34

(( ・-・) STOP MAKING MY STUPID IDEAS BETTER!!!!

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5461 12:38

( ・-‧) Why do you build me up build me up Buttercup baby just to let me down let me down and mess me around and then worst of all worst of all you never call baby when you say you will say you will but I love you still I need you I need you more than anyone darlin' you know that I have from the start so build me up build me up Buttercup don't break my heart

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5461 14:09

(・∀・) What the hell are you talking about?? Hahahaha....

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5461 14:50

( ・-・) Never gonna give you up
( ・-・) Never gonna let you down
( ・-・) Never gonna run around and desert you
( ・-・) Never gonna make you cry
( ・-・) Never gonna say goodbye
( ・-・) Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5461 16:35

(・∀・) So anyways, what was life like before Russia invaded Georgia, Grandpa?

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5461 17:38

( ´ω`) We all used to live really long lives thanks to yogurt.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 02:30

( ・-・) Georgia had it coming to them.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 05:00

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Grandpa threads?

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 18:17

( ´ω`) A lot less stupid questions were asked. I had all the free time in the world. AND YOU RUINED IT YOU TWIT.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 19:15

( ・-・) You're freaking out Cramps, have a shot of whiskey to steady your nerves, it's on me.

( ・-・)

( ・̀-・́) Hehehe...

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 22:30

Keep your rancid firewater to yourself, you wretch!
ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　´ω`)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))-・) < ow ow ow ow goddammit ow i hate you ow

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 02:37

(・∀・) But grandpa, I thought you were German!

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 20:20

( ´ω`) Und vhat iff I ham nott?

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 21:08

( ・-・) Anta baka, Junior!? Cramps is obviously not German. He's as Austrian as a corporal with a cowlick coiffure and toothbrush 'tache.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 22:29

Grandpa, what's with all the brown people on youtube?

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 00:19

( ´ω`) Should I use my AK 47 now or not hm.......

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 00:27

( ´ω`) People come in all sorts of colors. Get used to it, you shutin.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 00:34

(・∀・) Granpa! how's life before race become a subject?

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 00:58

( ´ω`) There were a lot more brown people on youtube.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 04:07

( ・-・) This is sucks!

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 04:14

( ´ω`) You are sucks.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 04:48

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Suck suck suck suckitty suck!

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 05:25

( ˃ ヮ˂) YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 05:32

(・∀・) Yo, beady eyes! Why you such a dick??

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 08:04

( ・-・) Cuz I'm all man, girlpants.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 16:19

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before September?

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 17:05

( ´ω`) There was no darkness, only light.
( ´ω`) There were no questions, only answers.
( ´ω`) There was no weakness, only strength.
( ´ω`) There was no discord, only harmony.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 17:11

(・∀・) Grandpa, where is the love?

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 17:15

( ´ω`) http://4-ch.net/love/

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 01:07

(・∀・) Sure, that was an easy one.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the solution to Fermat's Last Theorem? Please provide two examples.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 01:41

( ´ω`) Fail and AIDS, Junior.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 02:34

(・∀・) Grandpa, why are we here?

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 02:36

( ´ω`) Because your father never loved you.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 02:38

(・∀・) That's what SHE said!!!!!1

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 02:42

( ´ω`) I swear, Junior.... The chainsaw is in the shed, don't make me use it.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 02:46

(・∀・) GO EAT A COCK GRANDPA!!!!!

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 02:47

( ´ω`) I'm too old for this. SUICIDE

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 02:48

(・∀・) FUCK YEAH SEAKING!!!!!!

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 02:50

( ´ω`) Goddamn it /b/.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 04:24

(・∀・) What's /b/, grandpa?

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 04:36

( ´ω`) /b/ is a blasted bowl of bowel butter brimming with buttheads and babyfuckers.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 05:20

(・∀・) Granpa, so what do you think about 4 Channers?

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 13:24

( ´ω`) They're horrible dregs of humanity, apart from that one guy who keeps posting pictures of Mecca to /m./. He rocks.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 14:22

(・∀・) Granpa , why you so cool?

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 19:10

( ˃ ヮ˂) Cool Cool Cool Coolies Cool!

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 21:14

( ´ω`) GTFO, Wa-Mouth.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 00:59

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ok, what's happening here??

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 01:58

( ´ω`) Nunya business, ya beady-eyed asshole. Go suck a grape and listen to that Metallicer devil music you love so much.

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 02:04

( ´ω`) Oh, wait, you're the mitten-humper. I need my glasses.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 02:36

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ....sobs....sobs....

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 04:39

( ﾟ ヮ・) GLOVES!!!!

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5472 03:17

( ^ ヮ^) Footy pajamas!!

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 00:47

　 ∧_∧
　（ ´ω`) Tea time!
　//＼￣￣旦＼
／/ ※＼＿＿＿＼
＼＼ 　※ 　※ ※ ヽ

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 15:38

(・∀・) I thought you were more of a coffee man, Grandpa.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 16:04

　 ∧_∧
　（ ´ω`) Not after i heard where it comes from.
　//＼￣￣旦＼
／/ ※＼＿＿＿＼
＼＼ 　※ 　※ ※ ヽ

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 17:47

(・∀・) Where does it come from, Grandpa?

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 18:30

( ˃ ヮ˂) Cookies!!!

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 20:47

　 ∧_∧
　(　´ω`) No, not from cookies...
　//＼￣￣旦＼
／/ ※＼＿＿＿＼
＼＼ 　※ 　※ ※ ヽ

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 22:17

(・∀・) Grandpa, all the girls call me a "pedo-file". What am I doing wrong?

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 23:05

( ´ω`) You're here instead of 4chan. That's what you're doing wrong.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 18:15

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do I occasionally ask really stupid questions like I did in >>561?

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 02:35

( ・-・) Because you don't take your pills.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 02:48

( ・-・) Or maybe you did. I'm not sure how it works for you.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 05:34

( ・-・) Good God, where was I going with that whole pills thing anyway?

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 11:55

( ・-・) Seriously, what is the DEAL with taking pills?

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 11:56

(・∀・) That he could have taken many less Aleve!

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 13:23

( ´ω`) You'll never take me Aleve, flatfoot!

( ´ω`) Ha ha ha, I love that joke.

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) ha h ha ha

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 14:50

( ・-・) Suicide isn't funny!

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 15:43

( ´ω`) It is when it's you committing it.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 16:27

<丶｀∀´> kekeke

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 12:05

( ´ω`) I'm going to feed your StarCraft games to Junior, Nida.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 17:54

ξ・∀・）

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 22:02

( ´ω`) KILL THE CHRISTIANS

<丶｀∀´> Nida is no christfag nida. MEOW MEOW MEOW FUCK THE PORICE

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 09:27

( ・-・) OMG!! Another Bin Ladenism! (hides)

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 17:04

( ´ω`) Pussy.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 17:30

(・∀・) Yes?

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 18:21

<丶｀∀´> CRASH INTO MY ASS NIDA

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 20:51

(・∀・) What hte fuck?

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 21:35

( ´ω`) You heard the man, Junior. Plough into his ass.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 22:15

(・∀・) The plow's out in the shed, right? I'll be right back!

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 22:20

( ´ω`) Actually, get the weed whacker.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 22:42

(・∀・) How about the garden weasel? It makes gardening FUN!

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 22:58

( ・-・) Ow, FUCK!!!!! That's from my garden you moron!!!!

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 03:56

(・∀・) Found it! Apparently it was jammed up Beady's ass.

(・∀・) It smells like half digested alfalfa.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 04:44

( ・-・) Put that back.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 05:21

(・∀・) The half-digested alfalfa or your ass?

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 21:57

( ´ω`) Just get in his ass.

( ●ω●) GET IN HIS ASS

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 22:07

( ・-・) HELP ME!!!!!!

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 23:00

　 Λ__Λ
　（　ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not really into the whole being helpful thing.
　（　　　）

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 23:10

( ・-・) Bite my pasty flesh ass.

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 23:19

(・∀・) One garden weasel up the rabbit's ass, coming up!

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5485 14:14

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Tetrapak?

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5485 14:52

( ´ω`) Don't change the subject. You've got a job to do.

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5485 20:26

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before people started shirking their duties?

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5486 01:18

( ´ω`) We were all hard working and strong. Girls loved us and we made money.
( ´ω`) Then after that you were born.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5487 04:02

(・∀・) That's when things got even better, right?

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5487 07:52

( ´ω`) If by "better" you mean "flabber-gastingly shitastic" then you aren't too far off the mark, Junior.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5487 12:48

(・∀・) I see.

(・∀・) Then, when I got 600get...
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