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i*EƒŽÒjCan I dress up too?
( LƒÖ`) I didn't read any of that crap.
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(EÍE) Grandpa, what is the meaning of life?
( LƒÖ`) The meaning of life is to make everyone else's life miserable.
(EÍE) I see. So when you let Beady Eyes in here to do his stupid pills bit...
( LƒÖ`) DQN-TV executives insisted we have a rabbit in the thread.
( E-E) My pills reveal the true meaning of life, that's why I'm here.
( LƒÖ`) I'm going to sleep
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(EÍE) GRAMPS ARE YOU ARIGHT?
( -ƒÖ-)!
( EƒÖE) Wha? Where am I?
( EƒÖE) Hi! my name is Clonepa!
( LƒÖ`) ...
(EÍE) 12 threads are 180 in human years.
( LƒÖ`) Good thing I'm not human, then.
(EÍE) What are you, then?
(EÍE) . . .
(EAE) And by extension, what am I?!
(EÍE) Grandpa, what's it like to live as Schrödinger's cat?
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( E-E) To clarify, right now Grandpa's absentminded. That means you can't know both the exact location and the exact speed of his wandering thoughts.
(EÍEÍE) Anyway, I seem to be dividing.
( LƒÖ`) You've got to pay more attention Junior, your A.T. field is weak! You'll turn into Tang at this rate.
(EÍE) There are worse beverages.
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(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ Ah the Grandpa Uncertainty Principle, I am well aware of this theorum.
( E-E) Yes, one moment you're talking to Grandpa and then vrrrzt, he changes states and becomes Clonepa.
( E-E) By the way, it's "theorem". Moran.
i*EƒÖÒj You all think that Hotaru's battle is a subject of Ridicule?
She was there in 42 during Malmedy. She was there in that bunker on that fateful day of 1945. She was there to inspire the tale of Parsifal. She gave the crest of the stars from her breast to the Earth. On a clear winter sky, as the snow falls. The bitter cold is a reminder of the frosted heart that Hotaru bears. Remember...she fights against the evils of Liberalism and Democracy.
( E-E) Don't try to divert attention from my Nobel prizewinning discovery of supersymmetry. Threehundredthirtythreeget, yeah baby yeah!
( LƒÖ`) So how'd that work out for ya?
( E-E) Clonepa is sooooooo strangled tonight.
( LƒÖ`) That's okay. I'll make more!
( LƒÖ`) I did that once, but the end result was you.
( LƒÖ`) No, it's your fault because I'm smarter and older than you. Everything I say is true by default, and if you dare question me again, young man,
( L߃Öß`) I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS
(,,#ß„tß) Burns? C. Montgomery Burns?!
(L¥ƒÖ¥`) I think he meant brains...
( LƒÖ`) Or maybe his ankle is sprained.
(EÍE) And whose fault is it that Mr Zombie's rotten ankle is sprained?
(EÍE) I'm looking at you, Grandpa!
( LƒÖ`) IT'S ME, JUNIOR! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, JUNIOR!
(EÍE) Grandpa, I hear gibbelsig firepance is coming back. Can you get mine out of the attic for me?
( LƒÖ`) I sold it to buy beer.
( LƒÖ`) Mmmmmmmm.... delicious beeer
( LƒÖ`)‚Á-̾ Smoke.
(EÍE) I thought for sure bringing back gibbelsig firepance would launch our thread back into the national spotlight... what is it going to take to revive our popularity?!
Pain.
( LƒÖ`)‚Á-̾(EÍ๏) AAAGGGGHHHHH
( LƒÖ`) Now get me another cig.
( LƒÖ`)‚Á-̾ Thanks.
( LƒÖ`)‚Á-̾(๏Í๏) SZZ AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH
( LƒÖ`) cough cough.
( LƒÖ`) Now get me another.
(EÍ๏)===D Have a cigar instead!
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(EÍE) Grandpa, why doesn't my agent return my calls any more?
( LƒÖ`) Because my agent killed your agent.
( LƒÖ`) Whatcha gonna do now, boy? Looks like your attempt to kill me has just been shot down. Literally.
(EÍE) Vaginas are better than a guy's asshole, but I may be biased, seeing as how I'm Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Please rephrase that in the form of a question.
( LƒÖ`) C:\
(EÍE) Why are you such a big fat stinky butt all the time, Grandpa?
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( LƒÖ`) I was once in the mafia junior.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like when you were in the mafia?
( LƒÖ`) Pretty good, until they found out I was sleeping with Banananose Maldonado's wife. Fortunately, my feets did their stuff.
(EÍE) Grandpa! Learn me to fight!
( LƒÖ`) I have no need to learn fighting from you.
(EÍE) Learn fighting to me!
( LƒÖ`) Okay. Here's how to fight.
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i*EƒÖÒj Can't teach Grandpappy, TE¦AS RANGER, new tricks Junior.
))ÍE) Mercpa, can you teach me some awesome karate moves?
(EÍE) Who'd win in a fight, Grandpa or Mercpa?
(EÍE) By picking flowers ya hippie?
( EƒÖE) ...yes.
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(EÍE)/` No thanks, I already have a much better flower
(EÍE) Grandpa, learn it me the fighting!
(EÍE) Sorry, Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.
i LƒÖ`) True. You would have to have a mind.
(EÍE) Grandpa got fat again!
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( LƒÖ`) All better.
(EÍE) Good.
(EÍE) Now learn me it fighting as teaching me of! My am patience!
( LƒÖ`) Very well, I shall teach you the ways of the Don Kyun Do.
( LƒÖ`) To start this training, first you must meditate until October. When it is October, you will reach DQNlightment. Then and only then can you learn the awesome power of Don Kyun Do!
|ƒÖ`) NOW GO FORTH JUNIOR! MEDITATE! I'll be going to the bar.
(-Í-) Ommmmmmmm
(-Í-) Om mane padme hum
(-Í-) Oh how money makes me hum
(-Í-) Oh mommy take me home
( EƒÖE) You got some phat rhymes, junior
(EÍ-) Wait a minute... did Grandpa just fool me into becoming a hippie?
( LƒÖ`) I didn't fool you into anything you dirty hippie.
(EÍE) But I just took a shower this morning, Grandpa!
( LƒÖ`) Good you just ruined your training by showering!
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(LƒÖ`) Junior.. What are you doing?