／⌒ヽ
（ヽ´ω`） ＜ Junior, I'm dying. Cough.
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
ε(￣⊂人 //⌒ ｷ ﾉ #ヽ）
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃
(?-?) Take your slightly scorched pills.
／⌒ヽ
（ヽ´ω`） ＜ Wait...
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
ε(￣⊂人 //⌒ ｷ ﾉ #ヽ）
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃
／⌒ヽ
（ヽ´ω`）-squirt-
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
ε(￣⊂人 //⌒ ｷ ﾉ #ヽ）
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃
／⌒ヽ
（ヽ´ω`） ＜ Junior, get the bucket.
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
ε(￣⊂人 //⌒ ｷ ﾉ #ヽ）
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃
／⌒ヽ
（ヽ´ω`） ＜ MY BOWELS ARE BURNING.
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
ε(￣⊂人 //⌒ ｷ ﾉ #ヽ）
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃
∧_∧
（ ・ω・） ＜ What am I sitting in?
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
ε(￣⊂人 //⌒ ｷ ﾉ #ヽ）
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃
∧_∧
（ -ω-） ＜ Oh
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
ε(￣⊂人 //⌒ ｷ ﾉ #ヽ）
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃
( ´ω`) You know, you don't have to just sit there and stew in it.
∧_∧
（ -ω-） ＜ Yeah, you're right.
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
ε(￣⊂人 //⌒ ｷ ﾉ #ヽ）
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃
∧_∧
（ -ω-） ＜ ............
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
ε(￣⊂人 //⌒ ｷ ﾉ #ヽ）
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃
( ´ω`)
(・∀・)
∧_∧
（ -ω-） ＜ Sigh.
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
ε(￣⊂人 //⌒ ｷ ﾉ #ヽ）
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃
∧_∧
（ ・ω・） ＜ I know!
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
ε(￣⊂人 //⌒ ｷ ﾉ #ヽ）
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃
-voot-
∩_∩
（ ・-・） ＜ .... what the fuck just happened?
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
ε(￣⊂人 //⌒ ｷ ﾉ #ヽ）
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was it like during the war?
( ´ω`) Well, umm... frankly, I can't remember junior.
(・∀・) Could you make something up then?
( ´ω`) Okay.
( ´ω`) I shot a bunch of commie nazis to death and the President kissed my ass in front of the whole world. The End.
(・∀・) You said ass!
( ´ω`) If Nixon had kissed me anywhere else, I would have slugged him.
(・∀・) I hate your witty replies!
( ´ω`) Please rephrase that in the form of a question, Junior.
(・∀・) What was life like before you confused Nixon with Kissinger?
( ´ω`) We all wore wide, red neckties back then, along with big red pointy hats with red veils waving gently in the breeze. This led to a few cases of death by stampede when the bulls got loose.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's that smell? Is that you?
∩_∩
（ ・-・） ...
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
ε(￣⊂人 //⌒ ｷ ﾉ #ヽ）
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃
∩_∩
（ ・-・） I guess Cramps' bed is a public urinal. pshhhh
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
ε(￣⊂人 //⌒ ｷ ﾉ #ヽ）
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃
( ´ω`) You little bastard.
∩_∩
（ ˃-˂）hhHRHRGHGGGGGHHHHHHH -BLAM SPLORT-
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
ε(￣⊂人 //⌒ ｷ ﾉ #ヽ）
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃
∩_∩
（ ・-・） Gonna love THAT one.
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
ε(￣⊂人 //⌒ ｷ ﾉ #ヽ）
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニニﾆ⊃
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(・∀・) Grandpa, why don't some idiots just go back to 4chan?
( ・-・) They keep sending me back here.
(・∀・) You might want to talk to a doctor about that sometime.
( ・-・) I have some anti-seizure pills. Guaranteed to stop you dead in your tracks.
(・∀・) Way to pick up your cue late.
(・∀・) Buncha fuckin' amateurs in this thread I tells ya
( ・-・) I got some pills to shut that mouth of yours.
( ・-・) Though I can also use my size 10 boot if you'd like.
( ・-・)
|￣￣|
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| ￣￣ヽ
| | (・∀・)
￣￣￣￣￣
∩∩
|￣￣|
（ ） < Goddammit!
| |
| ￣￣ヽ
| | (・∀・) Ha ha ha ha ha
￣￣￣￣￣
(・ A ・). |~~~~~~~~~~|
. ＼_____ |
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|______.|
╵ ╷
╵
(・-・ )
Ｕ¯Ｕ
(・∀・) Mario, is that you?
( ´ω`) It's a-me, Nonno!
(・∀・) Grandpario, after hearing about your adventures, I went into the sewers. They didn't transport me to a magical world where even the clouds and mountains have eyes.
(・∀・) All there was was shit and rats and sewer water.
(・∀・) I demand a refund!
( ´ω`) here junior have some cough medicine
(・∀・) thanks
(・∀・) ......
(●∀●) WHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWA!
( ・-・) Hey, those pills were meant for you Cramps!
(●∀●) I WANT TO ENJOY LIFE AND JUMP IN THE AIR!
( ・-・) Jump as in Van Halen or Pointer Sisters? Choose carefully.
(●∀●) MARIO DOES MUSHROOMS BY JUMPING ON THEM, RIGHT?
ducks
( ・-・) 三● 三● （ ・ω・)
三● 三●)˃ω˃)
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
三● 三● ( ・-・) Hahahaha!
ducks
( ・-・) 三● 三● （ ・ω・)
-boing-
( ・-・) ●三 ●三 ☆( ˃ω˂) oof!
ducks
（ ・ω・) 三● 三● ( ・-・)
-splortch-
( ●-●) (・ω・ ) Oh hey best friend! How's it going?
( ●-●) OH GOD THEY STING
ducks
( ●-●) 三・ 三・ （ ・ω・)
( ・・ω・・) Hello, my name is FourEyesPa!
(・∀・) Haha! Grandpa, may I wear your glasses?
( ´ω`) No.
(・∀・) On a more serious note, Grandpa... is Hillary Clinton going to assassinate Barack Obama? Can't she just eat him alive if she wants to get rid of him?
／⌒ヽ
/ （） （） Excuse me may I have my eyes back
| ﾄｪｪｪｲ/
| /｀ﾆﾆ´
// | |
Ｕ .Ｕ
( ´ω`) Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall.
Looks like those eyes melted
(・) (・) Try these ones
They also double as tits
／⌒ヽ
/ (・) (・) durrrr
| ﾄｪｪｪｲ/
| /｀ﾆﾆ´
// | |
Ｕ .Ｕ
Oppai!
Oppai! ∩／⌒ヽ
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡)・) (・) durrrr
⊂彡ｪｪｪｲ/
| /｀ﾆﾆ´
// | |
Ｕ .Ｕ
／⌒ヽ
/ (*・) (・) Excuse me, that hurrrrrrts.
| ﾄｪｪｪｲ/
| /｀ﾆﾆ´
// | |
Ｕ .Ｕ
( ・-・) I wonder why humans subconsciously associate breasts with sex.
I just..
associate them ∩ with repetitive hand motions!
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 repetitive hand motions!
⊂彡
(・∀・) Grandpa, are we ever going to fix the lock on this thread's door or what?
( ´ω`) Not until I start earning money at poker.
( ´ω`) That reminds me...
( ´ω`) I found you a job at the salt mines.
(・∀・) But I'm allergic to salt!
( ´ω`) You're also allergic to mines, so I signed you up right away, you start tomorrow.
(・∀・) Can't I start in October???
( ´ω`) Only if you cough up a penalty fee for every day you're not slaving away.
(・∀・) I'll need you to raise my allowance then.
( ´ω`) How many times are we going to do this allowance shtick, Junior? No allowance.
(・∀・) Next on my list is the "Vow to kill Grandpa" shtick. It didn't play too well last time, so I'd rather skip it.
（*・ωﾒ） I'll be happy to do it for a nominal fee if you're too much of a pussy.
THREAD OVER
(・∀・) Pfft, you couldn't even kill Kindness-san, Mercpa.
（*・ωﾒ）That's because everyone is immortal.
(・∀・)
(・∀・) Then why haven't your scars healed?
（*・ωﾒ）Well, because then I'd look like Clonepa, and I wouldn't want to look like a fag.
(・A・) More importantly, you can't kill anyone either. So why are you offering me a service?
（*・ωﾒ）I make the impossible possible, kid.
(・∀・) SUGOOIIII!
（*・ωﾒ）And after I kill Grandpa, I'll kill you just for saying that.
( ´ω`) ZZZZzz
∧ ∧
ｒy ´・∀・｀ヽっ
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ゝ c＿c_,.ノ
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）
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( ´ω`∩ After these messages,
o ,ﾉ We'll be Riiiiiiiiiiight back!
Ｏ＿ .ﾉ
.(ノ
━━
. ∧__,,∧
( ´･∀･) Hmm...
/Ｏ(･-･)Ｏ
し―-J
. ∧__,,∧
(-(･-･) Like so...
(( / つ Ｏ ))
し―-J
. ∧__,,∧
∩-(･-･) Take your pills Grandpa!
/ ﾉ
し―-J
. ∧__,,∧
∩*(･∀･)つ=I=> OR ELSE I KEEEL YOU
/ ﾉ
し―-J
( ´ω`) Killed if I do, killed if I don't... zzZZZZ
（*・ωﾒ） You sad, sad, pitiful pawn of Democracy and Left Wing Lies.
（*・ωﾒ） Open your eyes and awaken! You do not have to be a puppet of Democracy or society. You don't have to be a mere sheep.
（*・ωﾒ） In a Fascist society, I would not be bored. It would be awesome. I would love every moment of it and I could die proud and happy. It's like everyday would have a purpose and a goal. But if I ever did get bored, I would not be useless. I would merely be inactive. Not everyone in a Fascist Utopia is a worker bee, there are those who get to enjoy their leisure and the fruits of their Fascist Paradise.
（*・ωﾒ） In a Fascist World, we would not bleat like you docile lambs. We would sing Viking Warsongs from our Guts and the fire within. We would cry out for magic and power. We would pay tribute to Valkyries and the Power within our Ancestor's hearts. It would be a mighty, thunderous row that would terrify the undermen from leagues afar.
（*・ωﾒ） Democracy is for the weak. Free Will is an illusion. Look BEYOND the left wing lies. See the cusp of eternity. The Coal haired Valkyrie with the pale, skin Weiss soll Schneit....
（*・ωﾒ） She hold's the Chalice of true liberation from the shackles of Democracy and Liberalism.
（*・ωﾒ） I ask you....Are you really so happy with your goddamned Democracy or your fucking Communism?
（*・ωﾒ） Don't you ever yearn for more and better? Don't you ever want Fascism?
（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru promises good times ahead. Strength and cruelty in battle, Honor and Blood in peace.
（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru roams the Universe like it were crossing the street.
（*・ωﾒ） The streets will burn with the Holy Fire of Hotaru's Law. Oh Jackbooted Kaiserin...MY LIFE FOR YOU!!
（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru ist Leben.
（*・ωﾒ） Blood to you all.
（*・ωﾒ） It is time once again to discuss Hotaru's Law.
（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru's Law is the same as Odin's but the only difference is that it is HOTARU'S. Hotaru honors the chosen dead warriors who have honored her by spilling blood and killing on the damned battlefields. These chosen few, mostly of Nordic descent, shall enter the Gates of Valhalla. Hotaru is a Fascist and Hotaru will tolerate none of that faggot communism, Liberalism, or Democracy. To die with your boots on honors Hotaru. Everytime you life a mug of Mead to your lips you must show gratitude to Hotaru and Odin. Hotaru tolerates no cowards. To die is but gain, for a Warrior's Fate gains you Valhalla. Hotaru demands that the strong rule the weak and destroy the undermen. When the Northern winds blow, you can feel Hotaru's cold breath and hear her voice on the wind. She promises glory and victory.
（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru demands Devotion to her Holy Fascist cause.
（*・ωﾒ） Throw off the shackles of Communism, Left Wing Lies, and Democracy. Angels from Hell watch over all of Hotaru's Chosen. The Mighty Screaming Horde of Valkyries.
（*・ωﾒ） For Hotaru I'll say it, Mein Ehre Heisst Treue.
（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru Ist Leben
（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru has such a debilitating Anger in her heart.
（*・ωﾒ） She knows the truth, but none shall listen. That is fine. It is the right of Man to be foolish.
（*・ωﾒ） She withdraws.....Hikikomori...
（*・ωﾒ） But I looked into her eyes, and what did I see Misery and Despair, looking back at me.
（*・ωﾒ） Hers was once a face, full of hope. Now she's down on her knees unable to cope.
（*・ωﾒ） Another day in another Wasted Life
（*・ωﾒ） But Hotaru truly IS Leben.
（*・ωﾒ） She is, was, and shall be.
（*・ωﾒ） Be it while watching reruns of Tales from the Darkside or be it while on the shitter squeezing out a hard loaf.
（*・ωﾒ） I've been accused of taking the whole Hotaru worship thing a bit too far at times.
（*・ωﾒ） But don't you see? HOTARU man. It was ALWAYS about Hotaru.
（*・ωﾒ） ALWAYS man. ALWAYS!! It's like Hotaru...was THERE and she BECAME.
（*・ωﾒ） It is all fun and games you know. I am but a messenger of Hotaru's Law and Will.
（*・ωﾒ） I warn you all...be wary of what you wish. The Liberals, Democrats, Communists and Socialists will promise you a paradise but deliver a prison.
（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru makes no promises. She forewarns of war, pain, agony, fear, despair, and ultimately Victory. She will ooffer a fascist paradise free of these shackles. There will be no Socialism, Communism, or Democracy in her New Dawn.\
（*・ωﾒ） Hail the New Dawn. Like the fools who laughed at Noah as he built the Ark. You laugh at Hotaru.
（*・ωﾒ） I might go to hell for preaching Hotaru's Will. But if I can look up from Hel and see young fresh faced children with pure snow driven skin, and Celtic and Nordic features enjoying a Fascist Paradise where they have wars to fight and lands to conquer and Jab every Left wing bastard in the ass on the way down. I can be happy.
（*・ωﾒ） Because one day, one fateful day, people will look back and they'll say that Hotaru was Right