( ´ω`) It dawned on me kids, I'm getting old, this might be my last thread so make the most of it kiddos.

( ・ω・) Hello, Grandpa. My name is Clonepa.

( ・-・) I SAW YOU DIE!!

（・∀・）Goshdarn you Beady, can't you do anything right?

<丶｀∀´> This thread is now dedicated to the Rape of Nanking.

<丶｀∀´> Nanking was Corean city wiped by Japan, nida.

( ´ω`) Are you over 50 and no longer working full time?

<丶｀∀´> What are you implying, Zipangpa?

( ﾟ ヮ・) WATASHI WA KIRA DESS!

（・∀・）Uote... Konn Ichi haa Kira Sama.

（・∀・） Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

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（・∀・） Really, Grandpa, why can't c=-2?

( ´ω`) You might as well ask "Why is the sky?"

( ´ω`) Dumbass.

( ・-・) Yeah, Junior, you need some smartie pills to counteracterize that dumbassness.

(・∀・) Hi, Grandpa. Who's the fat kid in >>13?

( ´ω`) That would be you, Hamboy.

(・∀・) Rei's Brothel? Does that mean I can get some broth? Chicken broth in a cup please!

( ´ω`) I wouldn't drink anything that came from that place, if I were you.

(・∀・) wity insult
( ´ω`) witty retordt

(・∀・) stupid question
( ´ω`) snappy answer

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm hungry, but all I have is a mitten and that month old summer sausage you glued onto Clonepa a month ago.

( ´ω`) I'm already tired of this thread.

( ´ω`) Junior, go to Rei's, I hear they actually have some cat shit in stock.

(・∀・) But if you died then who's flabby skin would I play with!!

( ´ω`) yo' momma's.

(・∀・) Mom's skin is still smooth and supple!

(・∀・) In fact, she's almost as young as I am...

(・∀・) .....something's amiss here...

(・∀・) Mmmmmmm, yes in deed. Smooth and supple.
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) Would you excuse us for a minute?

( ´ω`) hmm, this thread is proceeding very slowly. can you kids think of anything to liven it up?

(・∀・) Watch more TV?

( ˃ ω˂)

( ´ω`) Well, that was fun.

( ˃ ω˂) = grandpa taking a shit
(˃∀˂) = junior taking a shit

( ˃ ω∀˂) FUSIONNN

( ´ω∀・) What?

( ´ω∀・) Don't put words in my mouth.

( ´ω∀・) Grandpa, I've never felt so close to you.

( ´ω$#^∀・) HRNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGKKK

( ˃ ヮ˂) Hey why were you both going to the bathroom at the same time?

( ´ω`) Don't think you can just barge in here and start asking questions. Just because you're the new name in town doesn't mean you've earned my respect. You have to start from the bottom, just like all of the rest of these idiots.

(・∀・)Grandpa, I didn't know you were in Zenryoku Usagi!
http://img392.imageshack.us/my.php?image=snapshot20080417130740ef1.jpg

( ´ω`) That's not me, that's Burl Ives.

( ´ω`) Dumbass.

( ・-・) I've totally earned Grandpa's respect. He's even stopped saying no when I offer some pills! He just gives me the look, that "anta baka" look you know.

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( ´ω`) I thought we weren't casting any new characters. Budget cuts and all.

(・∀・) You lost at the poker game again?

( ´ω`) Yeah.

( ´ω`) Speaking of, you're Mrs. Flapdoodle's slave now.

(・∀・) The old hag with the S&M shota fetish?

( ´ω`) No, no, that's Madam Holeflaffer. Flapdoodle's the one who runs the tire shop in Heater County.

(・∀・) Awwww. Do I have to? She smells like a medicine cabinet.

( ・-・) Don't diss her, she takes her pills.

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you ever sell me into slavery before there was an internet?

( ´ω`) No, but you did make an excellent share cropper.

(・∀・) I cropped those shares mighty fine if I do say so myself.

(・∀・) And I do.

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( ´ω`) Ignore him. Maybe he'll get bored and go away.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I feel as if a large section of my life was just torn asunder. What the fuck happened?

( ´ω`) I told you not to go to 4chan, damnit!

(・∀・) I'll never do it again, I swear!

(・∀・) But I'll say this, good thing my post about poopyhead disappeared.

　　　　　You think I forgot?
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　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

( ・-・) You want me to call Child Services?

( ´ω`) Ask 'em if we're still on for Tuesday Night Poker.

(,,#ﾟДﾟ) Grbbrr.

( ´ω`) We used to read books, Junior. You know what a book is, don't you?

(,,#ﾟДﾟ) Performs eat on (・∀・).

((,,#ﾟдﾟ) nomvobrbr poopyhead strrrr

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　　　　　　⊂彡☆))ﾟДﾟ) < growr sowwy owr owr owr owr

(・∀・) Thanks for taking care of the zombie for me.

( ´ω`) That was dumb. I'm writing the last few posts off.

(・∀・) There you go again, bitching like the bitch you are. Bitch.

( ´ω`) Nigga please

(・∀・) I just heard a hip new song on the Internet. Which reminds me, how do you Superman a hoe?

(●∀●) Grandpa, what was life like before Stevie Wonder?

( ●ω●) Junior, what was life like after Stevie Wonder?

(・∀・) Grandpa... when are my posts coming back? I need my postcount!

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzzz

( ´ω`) whub,. waht?uhhh mr ed had peanut butter to talk and...an.....ZZZZZZZZZZ

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