(EÍE) Bring back Grandpa! I have a lot of questions for him!
( EƒÖE) I don't know, I wasn't around back then.
( EƒÖE) This is fun! Ask me another!
( LƒÖ`) Someone threw me down a flight of stairs. I think it was that ugly gentleman over there.
( EƒÖE) I did nothing of the sort!
(EÍE) Why did you throw Grandpa down the stairs, Clonepa?
( EƒÖE) Go on! Ask me a q-
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( LƒÖ`) Alright already, I'm back.
(EÍE) Oh.
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(EÍE) Why do you sleep so often, Grandpa?
(EÍE) Hey! Grandpa! Wake up!
( `ƒÖL) ZZZ
(EÍE) Wait, how can someone sleep in capital letters?
( `ƒÖL) I SAID ZZZ
(EÍE) Jeez, Sorrrrreeeeeee pops.
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(#)ÍE) Grandpa, why do you always hit me so hard?
( LƒÖ`) When you were a little baby you always sang a song called "Hit me hard and hit me fast"
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(#)ÍE) I'm calling Child Services!
( LƒÖ`) Be sure to remind them it's their turn to bring the beer.
KNOCK KNOCK
THIS IS CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES, OPEN UP
JUST KIDDING!
(//¥ ƒŽ¥)\ Hey gramps I brought a kegger!
( LƒÖ`) Stop, who are you and what do you do in my house? Junior, give me my longsword!
(#)Í[-]) The swelling has blocked the blood from flowing to my other eye! I can't see a thing!
( E-E) Everybody stand back, I am a doctor! Junior, how many fingers am I holding up?
(#)Í[-]) Rabbits don't have fingers.
(#)Í[-]) owwww...
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(EÍE) Oh, hey, I'm all better for some reason!
(EÍE) Grandpa, why is it overcast and 44‹out right now?
( LƒÖ`) Because your mother never loved you, Junior.
(EÍE) Grandpa, why is ”ª”ª”ª a lucky number in China?
( LƒÖ`) Because they're a stupid bunch of uneducated peasants, Junior.
(@ MƒnL) Do not call my people a "stupid bunch of uneducated peasants", le!
( LƒÖ`) Coke brings your ancestors back from the dead!
(@ MƒnL) It does?
(EÍE) Grandpa I just wanted to let you know I love you.
( LƒÖ`) That's nice, Junior.
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(EÍE) A little reciprocation would be nice.
( E-E) Your landlord. You owe me 900get for the rent.
( LƒÖ`) I don't think so. This 900get is way too delicious.
(EÍE) Grandpa, why can you eat gets?
( LƒÖ`) Yes, but it takes years of training..
(EÍE) I thought they were currency, though.
( LƒÖ`) I once had a dog...
(EÍE) ...
( LƒÖ`) ...
(EÍE) ...and?
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(EÍE) You know, Granpa... I have the feeling that you are not sleepy. You have alzheimer's and try to hide it by pretending to fall asleep every time you forget something!
( LƒÖ`) Who are you again, and what are you doing in my thread?
(EÍE) Because the diararhea-level reached a certai-Wait! I am the one asking questions!
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Grandpa, I found a Clonepa model!
(EÍE) I'm gonna build it and then set it free on an unsuspecting world!
( LƒÖ`) Go for it.
Go man, go!
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( LE__E) Hi, dear.
(EÍE) Grandpa, are you going to die when this thread closes?
( LƒÖ`) But what I'm actually going to do is turn into a zombie.
(EÍE) Really? but what would you look like then?
( LƒÖ`) "Keep on truckin'" is our motto of the year at the nursing home's zombie flash mob!
( LƒÖ`) Good times...
(EÍE) Keep on truckin'!
( LƒÖ`) Shut your whore mouth, Junior.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what's your favorite flavor of paint?
( LƒÖ`) When you're as old as me, they all taste like styrofoam.
(EÍE) Hey, Grandpa! Hey, Grandpa!
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( LƒÖ`) ...
( LƒÖ`) What?
(EÍE) ...
(EÍE) ...
(EÍE) You suck.
(EÍE) TEE HEE.
( LƒÖ`)É(EÍE) I am also not pulling on your finger again!
( LƒÖ`) No, that's my dick.
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(EÍE) Really? You might want to get that checked out then.
( LƒÖ`) It's lasted more than 4 hours...
(EÍE) Grandpa, isn't it tragical that you have less than 60 posts left to live until you turn into a zombie?
( LƒÖ`) Yes. Yes it is.
( LƒÖ`) Mind-numbingly tragical.
(EÍE) Grandpa, how has it been 12 threads and you're just turning into a zombie now?
( LƒÖ`) I lost the antidote.
(EÍE) Grandpa, when you're a zombie, will you still be able to answer my questions?
( LƒÖ`) Probably, but the answers will be very slow, and very simmilar.
( LƒÖ`) Like "................BrrrrrrrrrRRRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNSSSssss........."
(EÍE) Grandpa, how do I steal content and pass it off as my own.
( LƒÖ`) It's so easy, you're doing it right now!