CTRL+V THREAD! [part 5] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 19:20

In many GUI environments, including Microsoft Windows and most desktop environments based on the X Window System, and in applications such as word processing software running in those environments, control-V can be used to paste text from the clipboard at the current cursor position. Control-V was one of a handful of keyboard sequences chosen by the program designers at Xerox PARC to control text editing. Presumably these particular keystrokes were chosen because of their location on a standard QWERTY keyboard, since the Z (undo), X (cut), C (copy), and V (paste) keys are located together at the left end of the bottom row of the standard QWERTY keyboard. The equivalent Mac OS key combination on Apple computers is Command-V.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 19:57

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3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 22:01

1. Teaching Maths In 1970:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for ￡100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching Maths In 1980:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for ￡100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or ￡80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Maths In 1990:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for ￡100. His cost of production is ￡80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Maths In 2000:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for ￡100. His cost of production is ￡80 and his profit is ￡20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Maths In 2008:

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of ￡20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers. )

6. Teaching Maths 2018:

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4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 22:18

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5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5555 03:37

Because the barrier she was using was basically creating a rift in the physical dimension creating an endless barrier between him and her and he was only able to get close enough when Innocentius hacked away enough at it to let him get close enough to touch it. So on his own he could have ran for the rest of his life to get to her but never get close even though she was only a few feet from him.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5555 04:21

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7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5555 19:20

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8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5556 00:34

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9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5556 02:02

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10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5556 05:21

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11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5556 14:56

Frankly, I'm still waiting for intelligent life to be discovered on Earth. Seems like all those highly paid people in charge of the current financial disaster are the antithesis of intelligent life.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5556 16:15

来てくださった皆さん、ありがとうございます。遅刻したり、持ってきた本が少なすぎて、1時間足らずで完売してしまったり、いろいろ反省点はありましたが、楽しかったです。

同人誌を作り始めて15年目にして、始めて他の人が作った本を買うために館内をうろうろしてみました。まあ結局、たいして買い物はしなかったのですが、いろんな人がいろんな切り口で本やグッズを作っているのを見て、いろいろ刺激を受けました。

僕は本以外あまりつくってみたいと思ったことがないし、そもそもコミケでは販売の手間がかかる物は行列が長くなってしまうので売る事ができないのですが、コミティアだったらコミケほど慌ただしくないのでいろいろ実験できる気がします。

まあそんなこんなで、とにかくありがとうございました。

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 01:50

It is worth recalling that Orwell’s protagonist, Winston Smith, an Outer Party member, was set the task of rewriting historical documents to match the party line, the orthodoxy of which could change weekly. This process included destroying evidence [cf. “There was no Medieval Warm Period and Little Ice Age”], amending newspaper articles [“Cooling is Warming”], and deleting the existence of people identified as “unpersons” [“Global Warming Denial is a Thought Crime”]. Interestingly, one of our finest novelists e-mailed me recently to inveigh against her local council’s creation of precisely such a Winston Smith post, namely a Climate Change Officer on a large salary paid for by us good citizens out of an ever-increasing Council Tax.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 03:49

The Female:

Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.

Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation.

Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 04:26

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16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 21:51

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17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 22:24

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18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 12:29

Fourthly, the claim that “all sex is surprise sex” panders to the gender aristocracy and bourgeois fake-feminism.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 12:43

"War is war," argued the die-hards, "so why didn't we bomb Lusaka or do a 'dam-buster' on the Cahora Bassa dam and knock out Mozambique in one single blow?"

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 13:21

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21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 20:13

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22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 09:11

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24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 17:19

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25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 19:12

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26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 20:09

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27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 15:42

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28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5569 02:13

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29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 22:39

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30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 22:49

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31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 23:59

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32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 04:53

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33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 05:14

>>31
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34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 19:27

”Unfortunately no, Konata-san." Boy-Miyuki soberly began, (background of banter piano jingle). "See, my Miyuki memories are basically a dynamic emulation in my Mantisoid cerebrum's secondary mnemonic tri-lobe cluster simply because you need exact human brain mnemonic neural structures and endocrine effects to generate human memory patterns. It's very much like creating a virtual machine inside a different physical machine that's otherwise totally incompatible in running whose programs by creating a pseudo-framework that emulates the operating system of a foreign machine which can then run programs otherwise impossible to in the primary machine. So a human mind can only exist in my Mantisoid brain in a perishable virtual state."

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 19:58

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date: invalid date `kokonoe'
mount: only root can do that

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 21:17

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37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 03:22

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38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 03:02

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Congress isn't stupid

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39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 04:14

Ugh, give up already, it's not "our" money. They stole that money from you via "taxation"; you tacitly accepted it; now they control it.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 05:13

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41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 09:17

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42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 10:33

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43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 12:49

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44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 23:44

Or you could explore the consept of growing up and be a fucking adult and not so self righteous.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 23:52

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46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 00:16

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47 Name: ( ・ω) : 1993-09-5579 03:14

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48 Name: ( ・ω) : 1993-09-5579 03:18

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49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 04:15

>>48
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50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 08:22

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51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 15:03

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52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 15:14

“Aarrggghhh!!” Seiji held his hands high. “This is it! Emiya, you will be dead!” Most of the dark entity went to his fists and he seemed to have gone mad. “I have all the power right now!” He dropped his spell book and charged at Shirou.

“Aaaaaarrghgghgh!!” Seiji aimed a punch at Shirou as he charged on. His fist scattered some of the shadows around him, but it seemed to be devouring him as well, turning him into a shadow fighter instead.

“This is the end.” Shirou smiled, and dashed towards him with his sword in front of him

“Aarrrggghhhh!! Seiji unleashed his shadow fist at him.

“Uuurrgghhh!!” Shirou aimed his sword at him down the path.

“AArrrrggghhh!!”

“Urrgghhh!!”

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 17:15

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54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 00:23

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55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 00:24

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56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 00:47

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57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 01:50

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59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 08:51

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60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 10:20

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61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 19:15

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62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 20:23

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63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 21:05

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64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 22:19

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65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 22:23

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66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 14:07

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67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 16:51

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68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 16:59 

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69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 21:47

Saito's face cramped to the very limits as powers like the demons blotted up. However, Louise was merciless. She didn’t move a brow at Saito’s grimaces.

“Which ones you like. Talk.”

Cold sweat was pouring down in waterfalls as he trembled.

Then the determination came.

Feeling like a president pushing a nuclear missile release button, Saito pushed the words out from the back of his throat.

“S-s-s-s-s-s-sss-small ones.”

“Really?”

Louise stared at him with eyes that screamed of blood-thirst.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 22:24

Sa..sakuya....Aahh! Her heart stopped beating!!

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 22:30

Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHIT! SHIT!." Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! FUCK!". By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE." And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 22:35

they need to do way instain master> who will thier sabbers because these sabber cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a master in ar who had kill he sabber. they are taking the sabber back to sailsbury too lady to rest my pary are with the grail who lost his children ; i am truley sorry for you lots

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 23:47

http://pure-mac.com/graphics.html

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 03:05

Nightwish Dh
Be mateys
T'day upon the hour of 2:28 in the mornin'
Report this foul scribblin' ter' the cap'n
haha i see your friends have booted me from the lame emo group.please tell jo ker or joesph and steven that im happy with their choose to ban me,cause i count that as a WIN,beat them at their own game.you guys can say whatever you want about me now,cause now that im banned i can't see the wall.but please tell them i win.and i'll be back to get the winds of shit started again one day.till then be carefull who let in the group cause you never know if its me.have a really nice day and thanks for your time my good sir

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 21:33

At the extreme end of Buddhism there is Zen, which you might have guessed I have no small interest in since Boddhidharma graces my web site, well, he used to be on my front page but I took him off because I think he scared some people.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 21:38

http://www.hakuchi.jp/top.html

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 23:18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b7mwTK564o

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 03:51

bosch hieronymus

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 07:53

⎳

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 11:38

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UswHOV1kLeM

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5583 14:53

u r ugly, dirty, filthy, and horrible, mean, unjustice, ...

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 00:22

BENIS THE PANNISCOCK

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 01:28

I have 749 Smiths tracks and 739 solo Morrissey tracks too. Plenty of sad stuff there :)

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 03:22

thy> Wait a ticker dai
<Smithy> Why were you searching for stuff like that in the first place?

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 13:27

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86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 07:43

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87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 08:16

The Han Empire and Imperial China page 61.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 08:46

Goodbye Mr A
Abracadabra
Smoke Weed Every Day
C'mon Baby light my fire
Now I'm Feelin Zombified
Slit My Wrists In Ice Water
Nigger Hatin Me
Mindless Self Indulgence - Tight
Ring Ding Dong Dr Dre
Blue flowers dr octagon
crimson and clover

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 14:36

you can give sexual meaning to any statement as long as you end it with "if you know what I mean".

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 17:48

SONGS
Big Bill Broonzy - Guitar Shuffle
The Birthday Party - The Hair Shirt
The Upholsterers - Pain (Gimme Sympathy)
Cranky - Party 4U (holy nite Mix)
Cruz And The White - Harder Better Faster Stronger

ALBUMS
Talking Heads - Naked
Soledad Brothers - Soledad Brothers
Felt - Forever Breathes The Lonely Word
The Better Beatles - Mercy Beat

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 20:43

Because of their culture's ingrained emphasis on referring only to immediate, personal experiences, the tribesmen do not have words for any abstract concept, from colour to memory and even to numbers. There is no past tense, he says, because everything exists for them in the present. When it can no longer be perceived, it ceases, to all intents, to exist. "In many ways, the Pirahã are the ultimate empiricists," Professor Everett says. "They demand evidence for everything."

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 21:02

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93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 23:40

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94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 06:35

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Tancredo

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 06:49

Exporting UV Maps
There comes a time in life when a polygonal character model wants to expand his horizons. Soil his oats. Get dirty and use external texture maps that have customized just for him.

  1. Select the polygonal surface.
  2. In the UV Texture Editor window, go to Polygons > UV Snapshot.
  3. Under File Name, hit the Browse button and choose a save location and a name for the image. You may want to add a suffix such as _UV_map to the image name to avoid any confusion later on.
  4. Select an image size in the Size X and Size Y areas. The larger the size, the more detail your maps can contain. Also keep in mind that larger maps will require a bit more time for rendering. I usually work with 512 x 512 unless I plan on the object having an extreme close-up in which case I will use 1024 x 1024 resolution.
  5. Leave Color Value to white.
  6. In Image Format, select a format that will be compatible with your raster image editor (Photoshop). I would recommend Targa format because it uses an alpha channel and can be read by almost any raster image editor software.
  7. Hit OK to save the UV map image.

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Painting UVs in Photoshop

•	Once you have the UV map in Photoshop, create and paint on layers that do not contain the original UV layout! If anything, lock this layer so that you don’t accidentally paint on it. You should also name this layer UVs or UV map or something to remind you that this layer should not be touched.
•	Use many layers to generate the images you wish to use to texture the surface of your character. Figure 12 shows what I did the UV map and the layers I used to create textures for the fish geometry. You may have noticed that the UV layer is on top of everything in this figure. I like to keep the UV layer on top so I can see were my edges end and keep my textures under better control.
⁃	Keep track of what UVs are continuous edges, connecting edges (if you wish to create a seamless detail) and color safe choices.
•	You can use what every tools and techniques you like to generate your maps but try to avoid anything that is unnecessarily random or has sloppy control over placement of pixels.
•	You can use the areas outside the UVs as notation areas for yourself or other people who might be working on this project. Figure 13 tells me what UV sets are what.
•	When you are ready to take this texture map back to Maya, turn off the UV layer before exporting as a Targa file. Otherwise, you will see the UV layout on top of your beautifully drawn textures. Save As with 24-bit resolution (32-bit will add an alpha channel that we don’t want to use).
•	You may notice that a few edges are not as perfectly seamed as you thought or some areas of detail don’t meet up with how you thought they would sit down on the surface. If this is the case, simply edit the texture map in Photoshop, perform another Save As and update the file linked to the shader that is attached to our fishy friend.

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Bringing the Texture Map Back to Maya

  1. Now that we are done editing the texture map (for now), its time to bring the texture back home. Assign a new shader to the geometry.
  2. In the Color Attribute of this new shader, hit the checkbox at the far end. This will open the Create Render Node window.
  3. Select File from this window. This will change the right side of Maya to display the Attribute Editor and list an open file node.
  4. Click the folder icon at the end and select the texture map you just created.
  5. If you are updating a texture map from Photoshop, you do not need to build the link from Maya to this external file. Simply hit the Reload File Texture button below the Image Name field. Figure 15 shows the file version of our fishy friend after his textures have been updated, a few more UVs pulled around post-UV output and a smooth proxy applied. Happy fishing!

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 09:25

4-ch is united beneath the brilliant leadership of Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo 竭ｨ, the brilliant statesman, political genius, prodigous humanist, intellectual giant, and invincible military commander.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 10:56

Arutana Hajikemashita

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 15:18

### song, people dancing ###

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 16:40

o/cc.js

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 17:00

December 18:
There's some very large issues with our interstitials, I've turned them off while waiting for answers. I need to get the store up ASAP so I can just dump them entirely. Missing boards returning tonight, Extension fixed, Sandwich button coming back along with a few new toys for everyone.

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