In many GUI environments, including Microsoft Windows and most desktop environments based on the X Window System, and in applications such as word processing software running in those environments, control-V can be used to paste text from the clipboard at the current cursor position. Control-V was one of a handful of keyboard sequences chosen by the program designers at Xerox PARC to control text editing. Presumably these particular keystrokes were chosen because of their location on a standard QWERTY keyboard, since the Z (undo), X (cut), C (copy), and V (paste) keys are located together at the left end of the bottom row of the standard QWERTY keyboard. The equivalent Mac OS key combination on Apple computers is Command-V.
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The SI unit for electric field is the newton per coulomb (\unitfrac{N}{C}) [apparently, the only guy cool enough to match both guys was Franklin, but he doesn't get this unit because he made it point the wrong way].
Krunkass12: Dudes, I just booted up HL2 for the first time. Simply awesome. I've got to change my pants now!
RckJmsBtch: Cool. Picking mine up tomorrow. Speaking of pants, it looks like my penis is going to have to take out a restraining order on my hand because I'm a slave to porn addiction.
Krunkass12: Ah. I, too, my friend, am whipped by the lash of a porny master.
My CV doesn't look too impressive
You give me weltschmerz on my penis
to keep translating, but I simply can't find enough motivation to do so. My deadline is tight as fuck. orz
29 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-20 22:34 [Del]
Today, I am taking a train to my home town, and then I come back after two hours, making my daily train time over five hours. A hard day ahead for sure.
30 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 02:02 [Del]
Viktori! Do you see my bump?
31 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 04:36 [Del]
Oh no I was absent for a few days and missed the swan song of thread 6 ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡
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33 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 07:04 [Del]
Good morning, VIPPERs!
34 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 07:15 [Del]
>>33
Good morning!
35 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 07:48
To the author of the previous post:
You made multiple grammar errors and misused a common word ("effect" when you meant "affect"). This makes you a big dumbass.
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Under the moon loli to issho (月の下でロリといっしょー！?) is a phrase from My life is ruined by DQN-kun.
In Japanese, the phrase "loli to issho" can be translated to "together with the loli". The next line of the lyrics is "bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex". It is speculated that the latter implied what activity DQN-kun wished to do with the loli.
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16:18 <WAHa_06x46> first, a young kid who is trying to learn to play the flute.
16:18 <WAHa_06x46> he has no talent or interest in it, he just has to for school.
16:19 <WAHa_06x46> second, that someone has composed The Saddest Song (For Flute), which is all of about five notes long, all of them extremely sad.
16:19 <WAHa_06x46> now imagine that kid being told to play The Saddest Song (For Flute).
16:19 <WAHa_06x46> that is the sound that the elevator in this building has started to make recently, while going downwards.
Nov. 20. 1905
J. H. Todd
1212 Webster St.
San Francisco, Cal.
Dear Sir,
Your letter is an insoluble puzzle to me. The handwriting is good and exhibits considerable character, and there are even traces of intelligence in what you say, yet the letter and the accompanying advertisements profess to be the work of the same hand. The person who wrote the advertisements is without doubt the most ignorant person now alive on the planet; also without doubt he is an idiot, an idiot of the 33rd degree, and scion of an ancestral procession of idiots stretching back to the Missing Link. It puzzles me to make out how the same hand could have constructed your letter and your advertisements. Puzzles fret me, puzzles annoy me, puzzles exasperate me; and always, for a moment, they arouse in me an unkind state of mind toward the person who has puzzled me. A few moments from now my resentment will have faded and passed and I shall probably even be praying for you; but while there is yet time I hasten to wish that you may take a dose of your own poison by mistake, and enter swiftly into the damnation which you and all other patent medicine assassins have so remorselessly earned and do so richly deserve.
Adieu, adieu, adieu!
Mark Twain
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
No offense, OP, but usually Austria in human hands is more than enough fuck over any european power.
Hey Boo Boo, lets go steal some picnic baskets
Water is actually a very poor conductor of electricity. It can only conduct electricity if there are impurities in the water. If im not mistaken, some of these impurities ionise in the water, and it is the movement of these charged solutes, and not the water, which causes electricity to be conducted.
Water also can only conduct electricity in the liquid state. its also fairly reactive. since its a liquid, its a pain in the ass to handle because it needs an airtight container, etc. no, theres no real reason to use water over copper except for the differenc ein abundance.
A pet shop manager was arrested Wednesday for allegedly stealing a penguin from a zoo here, police said.
I never thought I'd be saying this... I agree with hitler
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I know a woman that believes there is a hacker attacking her computer. Every time there is a problem, or she gets an error message she is convinced it is "the hacker" messing with her. Almost every day she tells me "The hacker made me lose my document" or "The hacker made my email return with a wrong address message" or "The hacker made Explorer freeze today" or "The hacker made Napster lose its connection today" or "The hacker made a floppy unreadable" or "The hacker made the printer jam."
She has even assumed her imaginary enemy has superhuman powers. When I tell her some of the things she says are impossible to do, she says, "He knows how to do it. He is a genius."
She is sure this guy exists, and he devotes enormous resources and several hours a day, seven days a week to the sole purpose of bothering her.
(face in hands)
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お兄ちゃんだからいいよ〜♪
A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head!
But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso popped out!
The bar was dead silent, then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" The bartender shook his head in dismay.
Swoooop! Two arms popped out!
The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" But the bartender ignored the whole affair.
By this time, the boy was getting tipsy. With his new hands, he reached down, grabbed the drink, and guzzled the last of it.
Swoooop! Two legs popped out.
The bar was in chaos. The father wept with joy. The boy stood up on his new legs. He stumbled to the left. He stumbled to the right. Then he stumbled through the front door and into the street, where a truck ran him over.
The bar fell silent. The father moaned with grief. The bartender merely sighed and said, "He should have quit while he was a head."
FUCK YOU CUNT!! FUCK YOU!!!!
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The universe is constantly being created, once every Planck unit of time. Our consciousness skims across each one in turn and gives the illusion of a constant physical system because we don't have the resolution to detect otherwise.
How come every time I ask Nell what the answer is to life, all it responds with is "42". When I ask what 42 means, it tells me that I'll need a bigger computer.
I remember my first time playing Morrowind. I hated it.
"Hi there, you dick. Welcome to Australia. Get off the boat and fuck off."
"Kay, now take this quiz. Looks like you're an archer based on your personality! Good fucking luck! Now go to this city."
>Fuck, where do I go... Holy shit, that's a giant bug I can't kill and... ... it's a taxi service? But I'm dirt poor. Guess I'm hoofing it.
Shirtless druggie guy: Oh.. uh.. hi. Um... I guess I need to get you started. Go join a guild or something.
Fighters guild: Go help this lady with her MONSTER PROBLEM.
>Kay.
Lady: eeek, giant rats!
>I'll save you lady! ... wait, rats? Seriously? I'm in Australia with bug taxies, druggies telling me what to do, and I'm a full time exterminator?
>Get killed by rats.
Fuck this game.
Defenestration is the act of throwing someone or something out of a window.
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My wife asked me what I was getting her for Valentines day. I told her she is getting the wonderful opportunity to cook me dinner, and if she’s lucky, I might put out.
We know why it's in Dev hell, and it has nothing to do with the developers.
So, I joined Club Nintendo.
(on my friend's computer)
You've just plugged a device into the audio jack!
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Finally . . . when we have no other counsel, let us employ the counsel of old women, who may slander and defame the girl as much as they can, for they are more sagacious in this than men. . . . Let there be sought a most horrible-looking old woman with great teeth, a beard, and evil and vile clothing who carries a menstrous napkin in her lap. And, approaching the lover, let her begin to pull up her dress, explaining that she is bony and drunken, that she urinates in bed, that she is epileptic and shameless, that there are great stinking excrescences on her body, and other enormities concerning which old women are well instructed. If the lover will not relent on account of this persuasion, let her suddenly take out the menstrous rag before his face and bear it aloft saying with a loud cry, "Such is your love, such!" If he doesn't relent on account of these things, he is a devil incarnate. His fatuousness will be with him finally in perdition.
5 standard excuses
-There’s an explanation for everything, but security forbids its disclosure.
-Because of budgets cuts, supervisory resources went beyond limits.
-It was a worthwhile experiment, now abandoned, but not before it had provided much valuable data and employment.
-It occurred before important facts were known and couldn’t re-occur.
-It was an unfortunate lapse by an individual, dealt with under internal disciplinary procedures.
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The banking sector aren't that dissimilar from quantum physicists ... they deal with gigantic magnitudes of imaginary "wealth" that ceases to exists as soon as someone actually scrutinizes the figures and collapses the waveform, causing it all to disappear.
Still at least we've managed to capture the Madoff Particle.
Sorry for interrupting your thread >>1, but I just want to say this quick. It will only take a minute to read. I have been masturbating for as long as I can remember, since I was four years old at the least (in fact, it is my second earliest memory, behind seeing a caterpillar being eaten by ants.) During naptime at preschool, I would lie on my stomach with my penis pointed down toward my feet (I still have quite a lot of flexibility at the base of my penis from this) and squeeze it between my legs and hands. Looking back I am surprised no one ever noticed anything. Or maybe they just never said anything. I actually preferred it then to now because I did not squirt.
I once told someone, "I guess you're going to lose 1/8 of your total hit points each turn, because you got BURNED!"
Then I went home and wondered why I don't have any friends.
Dress up as a diebold voting machine. The things they are doing to democracy are far more frightening.
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While not normally commenting on security matters, Her Majesty's Government feels it is right and proper, in this instance, to make a statement on this affair. - Members of the Special Air Services involved in a covert anti-terrorist operation on the road at 8:42 this morning observed the chicken attempting to cross the road. As the chicken was approached by one of the soldiers involved, it was seen to make a threatening movement and action was taken to nullify that action. It has not been ascertained why the chicken was crossing the road, and it seems unlikely that we will now discover the motive.
Bread goes in, toast comes out. Witchcraft.
poo in a butt
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Life is nothing much to lose
It's just so lonely here without you
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