CTRL+V THREAD! [part 5] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 19:20

In many GUI environments, including Microsoft Windows and most desktop environments based on the X Window System, and in applications such as word processing software running in those environments, control-V can be used to paste text from the clipboard at the current cursor position. Control-V was one of a handful of keyboard sequences chosen by the program designers at Xerox PARC to control text editing. Presumably these particular keystrokes were chosen because of their location on a standard QWERTY keyboard, since the Z (undo), X (cut), C (copy), and V (paste) keys are located together at the left end of the bottom row of the standard QWERTY keyboard. The equivalent Mac OS key combination on Apple computers is Command-V.

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 05:41

а и ВСЕМ ПОХУЙ¤' (s

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 10:31

14 - Been Caught Stealing

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5800 09:01

Knowing that milk sold at fifteen sous a litre, or thereabout, we remarked that it must be an expensive indulgence.

"Not very," replied our informant, with the utmost coolness, "the milk is afterwards bought up by the second class laiteries, and served out to their customers."

After that, we always regarded café au lait with a suspicious eye.

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5800 22:56

ganz ehrlich, ich hab keine ahnung

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5800 23:17

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 06:51

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607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 10:58

Keiji Fujiwara

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 20:48

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 02:43

( ゚ ヮ゚)

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 14:41

reset iPod touch. Press and hold both the Sleep/Wake button and the Home button for at least ten seconds, until the Apple logo appears.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 19:13

Eluvium

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 23:18

( ・-・)

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 10:25

( ´ω`)

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 08:29

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 10:22

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 15:10

Baka gaijin cannot use true fullwidth. Great shame is bought upon family.

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 17:59

I wish my fullwidth was true.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 21:15

m

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 22:13

What do you know about this unfortunate affair?
Nothing!
Nothing whatever!??!
NOTHING WHATEVER!!!

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5808 01:01

Rage Against the Moons

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5808 23:30

vagina dentata

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 01:20

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 17:40

I never said I was Japanese. I said I was " Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other, Undeclared "

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 21:41

Latin America as a region seems to be highly butt-sex-friendly

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 22:53

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 23:02

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 04:56

Oh teh noez, SARCASM! :o how did you figure out my wealness?

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 07:45

toh

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 01:28

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 23:50

Some time ago, somebody posted a request for this image of Dali holding a piece of bread. Scouring the internet was useless, and the thread was unresolved.

I located the picture in a book from my library and scanned it. Here it is. I seriously doubt the original poster will see this thread, but hopefully people will spread this picture until one day it reaches him...

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 00:08

[18:52] <~Doppelganger> you're a troll, and a dick

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 09:39

[08:37] * Connecting to irc.sinirc.net (6667)

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 18:24

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638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 19:15

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 22:26

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 22:38

sorghum

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 23:14

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 23:43

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643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 01:55

If the sound did come from an animal, it would reportedly have to be several times the size of the largest known animal on Earth, the Blue Whale.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 02:25

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 18:05

KITCHEN

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 17:02

10 notes since your last visit, on Aug 16 2:50 AM 2008.

* Sunday
* She burns changed their name from dead to you and me to She burns
* August 5
* Count Emo Teddykins changed their name from Xx Emo Eggeh xX to Count Emo Teddykins
* Count Emo Teddykins changed their name from Xx Emo Teddy xX to Xx Emo Eggeh xX
* July 26
* Count Emo Teddykins changed their name from xXxFoul PlayxXx to Xx Emo Teddy xX
* Count Emo Teddykins changed their name from Xx Emo Teddy xX to xXxFoul PlayxXx
* She burns changed their name from ugliness to dead to you and me
* July 24
* Count Emo Teddykins changed their name from Count Emo Teddykins to Xx Emo Teddy xX
* Count Emo Teddykins changed their name from Xx Emo Teddy xX to Count Emo Teddykins
* July 22
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* Count Emo Teddykins changed their name from Xx Emo Teddy xX to Count Emo Teddykins

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 23:37

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 23:37

javascript:(function(){s=document.createElement(%27script%27);s.src=%22http://wakaba.c3.cx/bee.js%22;document.body.appendChild(s);})()

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5825 12:10

>>648 AAAAH A BEE IS IN MY BROWSER ( ˃ Д˂)

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5826 10:34

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5826 18:06

ごめん、
普通に気持ち悪い

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5826 21:14

Page Not Found

There is nothing here

No web page for this address

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653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 19:27

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 22:05

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655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5828 02:31

Translation Party
Start with an English phrase:
let's go!
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
into Japanese
誰も行くまでも使用することを決定されている以上のように実際にやってみたいですか?
back into English
Do you really want to do more than to have decided to get everyone to use?
back into Japanese
あなたが本当に使用するように誰もが取得することを決定した以上のことをしますか?
back into English
Do you want more than that decided to get everyone to use you really?
back into Japanese
あなたは誰よりも実際に使用して取得することによりご希望ですか?
back into English
Do you want us to get by actually using more than anyone else?
back into Japanese
私たちが実際に誰以上を使用して取得しますか?
back into English
Do you want to get anyone to actually use more than we?
back into Japanese
を実際に使用するほかの誰よりも私たちを取得しますか?
back into English
How to get us than anyone else of use?
back into Japanese
誰よりも私たちにどのように使うのか?
back into English
I use it all to us than anyone else?
back into Japanese
私は誰よりも私たちにそれを使うか?
back into English
I can use it to us than anyone else?
back into Japanese
私たちは誰よりもそれを使用することができますか?
back into English
How can we use it more than anyone else?
back into Japanese
どうすれば、誰もそれを使うことができますか?
back into English
How can anyone use it?
back into Japanese
どのように誰でも使用することができますか?
back into English
How can anyone use it?
Equilibrium found!
Okay, I get it, you like Translation Party.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5828 03:01

i can't make you love me if you don't.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5828 20:16

The butterflies are frighten by your words
Terrified by silent sounds

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5829 01:25

(つд⊂)

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5829 06:50

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5829 07:10

<ChienDeLune>taking acid

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5830 09:55

妄殺オタクティクス [SRPC0024] (flac+cue)

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5830 16:43

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5837 15:46

436645001

664 Name: NiPPONxBiRDCHEF!Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-5837 18:38

I already have Shugo Chara and Megaman Starforce on my list of "crap shows to watch because they have hot characters". ~

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5837 21:41

Dragonball Raging Blast

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 00:14

Blow it out your ass,
Motorcycle man!
I am the Devil!
Do you understand?
Just what will you give me
For your titties and beer?
I suppose you noticed
This little contract here?

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 02:08

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 04:01

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5845 21:05

A good suit of armour is not really hot, nor fatiguing to wear.

I've worn 20 lb chain suits for hours in 30+ *C weather. The trick is to wear little underneath, keep out of the sun, and drink water to keep yourself hydrated.

The fatigue will only occur if you're a scrawny out of shape wimp. Me? I'm 5'11" and 150-160 lbs with no real fat (just a bit soft around the belly); I can hold up a 10 lb shield for about an half in non-stop sparring before it starts to ache; my real sheild for competitions is -much- lighter. I also practice with a sword that's about 3x heavier than my real sword.

"maintaining" armour is.... really not that hard. A good suit of plate armour will be nearly impossible to actually break in a way that can't be temporarily fixed. The metal plates themselves aren't the real points of wear and tear; but straps, riveted joints, buckles, and other "joining points" are where an armour breaks. You can seriously just pack spare supplies, and a small repair kit of a small hammer, pliers, an awl, and shears with spare leather straps, the rivets and chain links that you use and two or three spare buckles.

The survivability that a suit of armour provides is literally -massive-. Sheilds provide even more defense. Not using either in situations where you can use them is seriously stupid.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 16:58

is greeting all the football fans out there. *****Go Blue*****

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 17:03

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5847 23:57

Battletoads and Double Dragon

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 03:48

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5849 06:27

http://www.translationparty.com/#3905799

This is, in fact, all the "what" one must have a special stick that day

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5849 13:59

I refuse to do anything else but Onii-chan.

I think it's kind of important to have uniformity as we translated. I put - between names and honorifics if that's what others intend to do, like Tatsuya-kun. Also I think Kampai should be "cheers". It may be the person translating that one instance was worried because the next line said "don't kampai" and don't cheers sounds awkward but we have a word for that in English 'toast'.

I've discovered single quotes work ' it's recognizable by the system so if someone's quoting someone else or if there's a need for quotes within text ' seems to be perfect.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5850 10:03

electrochef all in one vintage kitchen

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5850 11:55

Austria-Hungary

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 07:04

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681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5852 05:34

i awaken. i don't know it at the moment, but this day marks my fourth straight year of existing in the dogscape. i push myself up from the carpet of writhing, twitching dogflesh beneath me and rise to my feet, stretching in the morning sun. it took me a while to learn to balance on the layer of solid dogs that now blankets every inch of solid ground, but nowadays i can walk and run as easily and as fast as i ever did on soil or concrete. perhaps faster.

this was a city once, i think, though which one i can't remember. i only owe my guess to the massive pillars of dogs jutting into the sky, perhaps ancient buildings now completely filled and overgrown by canine biomatter. i climbed one once, sinking my fingers and toes deep into the dogwall to gain purchase, and after hours and hours of climbing was rewarded with an incredible vista - fur and eyes, panting tongues and wagging tails, hugging the contours of the once-barren land and stretching in a single aeomebic mass farther than the eye can see.

now i don't do that, though. now i merely go about my day. i hike to the Gardens, where the dogplants sprout up in bizarre shapes from the floor of the dogscape, and reach up to pluck the fetal puppyfruits right off the wagging, energetic branches. i bite into the succulent flesh, the juices dribbling down my chin and dripping down to be reabsorbed by the groundflesh, and revel in the savory taste. i'm thirsty, so i range until i find one of the Mothermounds, and there i suckle at a teatpatch until i've had my fill of milk. sometimes i see other humans around me, as well-adapted to the dogscape as i am, but i barely acknowledge them, say nothing. what, after all, is there to say? the world is different now - what meaning would our old words have?

free-ranging dogs are becoming rarer and rarer to see now, and those i do see seem as lost, as passive as i am. they too graze on the dogplants, step carefully over the undulating, bleeding dogfloor, dimly acknowledge myself and one another. in the distant sky, and on the far horizon, i sometimes see massive forms sail or crawl or undulate, and i wonder if in this new world normal, singular, ambulatory dogs have become as obsolete as i am

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5852 12:41

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683 Name: To the person with three free cats - : 1993-09-5880 14:22

I'm only posting this here to see that you see this - Pets ads should go under "pets", not "free" ... but your email link didn't work. This ad will be removed by me later today.

Please do not give away animals for free. It puts your cats at a TREMENDOUS risk of being taken and used a bait in dog fights, or sold to labs or underground dealers who will mistreat them. Another risk unique mostly to October and early November is that someone would take the animal and use it in a satanic ritual involving the sacrifice of a dark (preferably black) cat. I know none of your cats are solid black, but it's still not worth the risk.

It is best to ask a reasonable adoption fee for each cat. A reasonable fee for altered, adult cats in good health is anywhere from 15 to 40 dollars a piece. This would partially be influenced by age. I am Director of Whitelace Cat Haven, a small cat rescue serving NE Phila and South Jersey. If these cats were in the foster system here, we would probably mark the fees as Wendy (30), Belle (30) and Chloe (15), due to their ages but the fact that they are already fixed. Perhaps you could offer that if someone takes two, you will waive one fee?

Please consider this, as I only want what is best for your cats and I am sure you do as well.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 15:46

"All characters are professional actors including the girl who looks 12, we must make clear that all characters who appear in this soft is over the age of 18 and ONLY pretending to be raeped, in reality they are all good friends and enjoy their daily pixilated lives."

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 16:15

Postman

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 23:42

caramelldansen

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 18:34

difficult to manufacture

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5882 04:13

It's like you're really Japanese.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5882 14:05

Watch the anime, at least, Air

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5882 21:58

Peter Broderick

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5882 22:49

( ˃ ヮ˂) 私わマカデミワッショイお見ます。。。スパかわいい!

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 00:11

Cunt Head
[Asians]
Yoshinoya lost his Rolex diamond watch up a hooker's fallopian tubes and sets off on a death defying expedition to recover it. Enjoy!
Date: 9.30.09 Views: 585,820 Comments: 0

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 00:23

KKJH

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 00:26

www.google.com/searchdoma

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 00:28

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 00:42

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 03:18

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 06:44

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 13:20

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 17:19

Bob Budiansky, the writer for the Marvel Comics series stated that originally Hasbro took issue with the name, saying it sounded too scary, like an atomic bomb. Budiansky responded that as the lead villain, that was the point and to stop being a bunch of tree huggingg pussys.

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