[ITT]We ban the person who posted before[Moderation] (999)

1 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5640 16:03

>>0 is banned for not posting.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5808 20:43

>>546-548 are banned for secretly supporting the Tali-ban.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5808 23:06

>>549 Is banned for creating a nation called Banistan

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 18:16

>>550 is banned for not recognizing the sovereignty of Banistan.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 20:38

>>551 is banned for being a terrorist.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 22:02

>>552 is banned for being an ousted government official

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 22:53

>>553 Is banned for stretching the metaphor too far.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 23:30

>>554 is banned for relating to my captcha, span

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 00:01

>>555 is banned for cross-thread pollination

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 02:16

>>556 is banned for making me want honey.

558 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5812 13:17

>>557 banned just because

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 16:09

>>558 is banned for not giving a proper explanation of his actions.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 17:52

>>559 is banned for demanding too much

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 23:26

>>560 is banned for having low expectations.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 16:54

>>561 is banned for not pointing out that 561 is 165 backwards.

Also, I'd like to point out that 562 is 265 backwards, which is 100 more than 165

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 17:54

>>562 is banned for amateur numerology. See I know its amatuer bcause I am a professional and he dont use nothin but addin and subtractin or lookin at it backwards-like. I am professional because I got my GED thru hard work and detirmination and I get money from people to help them get lottery ticket numbers. The first time I picked numbers for Billy Jack, he won a lot of money, like 500 dollars. He was drinkin really fancy whiskey for like a week then until I took his wallet from him since I picked the numbers anyway. I cant get no job besides numerology on a count of the lawman that caught me with some cristal meth. It was not for me I was just purchasin it for my baby girl but the lawman just didnt care none. My baby girl dont leave the house nomore as she locked herself in the bathroom. I make her baloney sandwiches and make them flat with my hands then slide them under the door for her so she wont be hungry. Even without a fancy job at the walmart like Pete got I still like numerology because it is like a higher power wantd me to be a numerologist. I am still ganfully self-employed thru grocery cart repair. Anyway the most interestin thing about the number 562 is the numbers 5 6 and 2 is that when you multiply them each alone times 2 a bunch a times they meet at 30 and post 30 (here >>30) sais september and september has 30 days or it should by reckonning of this here farmar's almanac I the man that puts this box on my computer screen should check this almanac too. Also, this is the same for 5 6 and 3 and 5 6 and 1. Now that is interestin, init it?

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 22:47

>>563 is banned for being boring and long winded.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 00:17

>>564 is banned for being snippy.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 00:33

>>565 is banned for being snappy.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 01:00

>>566 is banned for being Snoopy.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 04:49

>>567 is banned for continuing the variation of a theme.
and listening to Snoop Dawg.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 09:38

>>568さん is banned for bringing up unrelated matters.

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 13:04

>>569 is banned for unrelated matters.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 13:05

>>570 is banned for being the only other poster on this board right now

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 14:46

>>571 is banned for not sticking around

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 20:05

>>572 is banned for ( ˃ ヮ˂)

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 20:19

>>573 is banned for acting worse than Hitler and nazis!

575 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5814 21:34

>>574 is banned for posting.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 21:53

>>575 is banned for toasting

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 22:27

>>576 is banned for not being buttered and jammed toast.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 23:07

>>577 Is banned for saying "TOASTY" when he saw a friend burn his hand with fireworks

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 23:20

>>578さん is banned for arcade simulation of >>577's case events

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 01:23

>>579 is banned because I wanted him in the games until he died playing!

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 05:49

>>580

Is banned for making little sense.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 05:50

>>581 Is banned for being me.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 19:57

>>582 is not banned because he's already banned. Or, alternately, is banned for lying.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 14:46

>>583 Is banned for trying to kill dead people.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 21:37

>>584 is free to continue reading and contributing with absolutely no restrictions on his ability to access DQN or any of the lesser boards.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 00:52

>>585 would be banned if I wasn't lazy.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 02:09

>>586 is banned for being lazy (honestly, who didn't see that coming)

>>585 is banned so I don't get banned for not banning him for not being banned. Or something.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 20:05

>>587 is banned for not calling >>586 a lazy nigger like he was supposed to

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 20:46

>>588 is banned for potentially insulting someone somewhere

590 Name: !MILKRIBS4k : 1993-09-5819 22:50

>>589 is banned for not correcting >>588-sans grammar * African Americans would have been the proper response!

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 23:17

>>590 is banned for thinking Africans can be Americans.

592 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5819 23:48

>>591 is banned for being Omega Tiger Woods in disguise

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5820 00:06

>>592 is banned for being a conspiracy theorist.

594 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5820 00:09

>>593 is banned for being in a triple-decker tripcode sandwich

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5820 21:46

>>594 is banned for being harsh on >>593.
>>596 is preemptive banned.

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 04:38

(>>595 was banned for this post)

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 11:30

>>597 sips tea.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 14:05

>>597 is banned for sipping tea too loudly.

599 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5821 16:47

>>594's ban is extended because he EVEN FUCKING EXISTS. A good life. Fucking asshole

>>598 is banned for no reason

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 18:14

( ・-・) I claim this 600get in the name of the Beady Eyes thread!

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5821 18:58

>>599 is banned for existing too loudly.

>>600 is banned for poor banmanship

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 02:49

>>1-603 are banned, re-banned, and double secret banned, just on general principles.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 15:25

>>603 Can't, and doesn't need to ban >>602, because he is already banned, and so is he.

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 16:50

>>605-999 are all permabanned, each ban effective immediately after the IP addresses of the bannee is captured.

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 17:22

>>604 is banned for all of the obvious holes in his brilliant plan,

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5829 13:07

>>605 is banned for the obvious holes

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5829 15:23

>>606 is banned for- DRR DRR DRR

608 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5840 13:57

>>607 is banned for 4chan meme

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5840 17:59

>>608 is banned for tripfagging up the joint.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5840 21:25

>>609 is banned for not passing the joint.

611 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5840 22:26

>>610 is banned for smoking weed while driving. That's dangerous, and you know it!

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 19:29

>>611 is banned for smoking pole while driving. Sodomy is illegal in the state of Alabama! (probably)

613 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5842 18:59

>>612 is banned for thinking that sodomy is still banned anywhere in America. The Supreme Court fucked that up in 2003, sadly, and we've been paying for it ever since with increased moral decay.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5844 01:42

>>613 Is banned for thinking that treating homosexuals as outlaws is a good family value.

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5844 02:37

>>614 is banned for taking the bait

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5844 11:54

>>615 is banned for taking the bait

617 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5844 19:58

>>616 >>615 >>614 are banned for maintaining a bald-faced silence in the face of the Datist Cabal's shameful lies that it is not 1993.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5844 22:18

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 08:18

>>618 is banned for attempting to determine who gets banned and who doesn't.

>>503 is banned to prove my point.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 04:57

>>619 is banned for taking it upon himself to singlehandedly fix the mistakes of society.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 09:00

>>620 is banned on principle alone.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 11:39

>>621 is banned for having no principles.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 17:59

>>622 is banned for not being yumable enough.

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 20:22

>>623 is banned for raping my dog.

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5851 23:00

>>624 is banned for filming his dog getting raped by a nerd

626 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5852 21:13

>>625 is banned for Galatica Phantoming my dog.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5852 22:02

>>626

Is banned because no one like him

628 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5852 22:16

>>627 is banned for HOMO GENIUS

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5852 23:22

>>628 is banned because apparently he doesn't realize that we're serious, no one likes you.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 12:00

>>629 is banned for the futility of his actions, despite the good intentions

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 20:37

>>630 is banned for violating one of the rules... you know... that one... that we don't mention alot... you know...

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6166 02:49

>>631 is banned for killing the thread.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6166 18:04

>>632 is banned for reviving it

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6179 23:28

>>633 is banned for masturbating in the dark.

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6181 18:53

>>634 Is banned for being a rainbow in the dark.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6182 15:51

>>635 is banned because he wouldn't put out

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6182 18:19

>>636 is banned for shining out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.

638 Name: Modd!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6183 02:38

>>637 is banned. Why do I need a reason?

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 00:15

>>638 is banned for not giving a reason.

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 01:44

>>639 is banned for banning a moderator

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 13:23

>>640 is banned for making a big deal about it.

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 22:47

>>641 is banned for being a big fat butt.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 04:07

>>642 is banned for having a big fat butt.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 17:21

>>643 is banned for butt discrimination.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 19:49

>>644 is bannest

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 01:05

>>645 is banned for bannesting...? Whatever he's just banned.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 02:45

>>646 is banned for not feeling more welcome

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 03:59

>>647 is banned for not being as giddy as a schoolgirl.

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