>>0 is banned for not posting.
>>591 is banned for being Omega Tiger Woods in disguise
>>593 is banned for being in a triple-decker tripcode sandwich
>>1-603 are banned, re-banned, and double secret banned, just on general principles.
>>605-999 are all permabanned, each ban effective immediately after the IP addresses of the bannee is captured.
>>604 is banned for all of the obvious holes in his brilliant plan,
>>610 is banned for smoking weed while driving. That's dangerous, and you know it!
>>611 is banned for smoking pole while driving. Sodomy is illegal in the state of Alabama! (probably)
>>612 is banned for thinking that sodomy is still banned anywhere in America. The Supreme Court fucked that up in 2003, sadly, and we've been paying for it ever since with increased moral decay.
>>613 Is banned for thinking that treating homosexuals as outlaws is a good family value.
>>22,73,109,194,196,207,226,237,245,251,290,298,338,342,388,496,544,549,587,595,599,602,604,617,618 are all banned for multibanning
>>503 is not banned. Congratulations!
>>619 is banned for taking it upon himself to singlehandedly fix the mistakes of society.
>>625 is banned for Galatica Phantoming my dog.
>>628 is banned because apparently he doesn't realize that we're serious, no one likes you.
>>629 is banned for the futility of his actions, despite the good intentions
>>630 is banned for violating one of the rules... you know... that one... that we don't mention alot... you know...
>>636 is banned for shining out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.
>>645 is banned for bannesting...? Whatever he's just banned.
>>650 Is banned for eating the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk, but not with beer.
>>651 is banned for having a buffalo take a diarrhea dump is his ear. Seriously, that is fucking nasty, why would anyone do that? The shit stinks!
>>652 is banned because he smelt it and therefore dealt it. Silly buffalo.
>>653 is banned for playing a rousing game of Hungry Hungry Beefalo with Space Moose.
>>654 is assigned banned status for that horrible butchering of a classic game's name.
>>665 Likes getting banned from certain forums by telling everyone that North Korea has free healthcare
>>673 Is banned for causing the pool to be closed by peeing in it. Everyone knew he peed in it because his STD causes him to scream in pain every time he pees.
Banned for using DIGG
>>691 is banned for knowing that I tried to direct a cosplay in the otaku thread.
Mr. >>693 is banned for refusing to ban oneself in order to maintain a stable ban-flow.
>>703 is banned for being an insane nurse with an apparent obsession over shots and is inexplicably a musician.
>>704 is banned for applying quality standards to a unionized employee.
>>708 is banned for being a shark who shoots shit and and gets shot by shit.
>>710 is banned for making an Austin Powers reference. Probably.
>>711 is banned for presenting a syntactically ambiguous ban statement.
>>714 is banned for not correcting the capitalization error on "Nazi," and also for placing the closing punctuation outside the quotation mark.
>>715 is banned for using punctuation rules from style guides that I don’t like.
>>723 is banned for being too fucked up to concentrate properly
>>729 is banned for adding extra banning on top of blanket bans.
>>741 Is banned for putting hazardous chemicals in containers for food.
>>742 is banned for emitting hazardous chemicals after a baked bean barbecue.
>>743 is banned for not ensuring an adequate supply of hazmat suits when he hosted said barbecue.
>>745 is banned for advocating free medical care like the fucking socialist pinko he is.
>>752 is banned for being an annoying stiff who doesn't know how to have a good time.
>>754 is banned for unwarranted assumption of authority, or UAA.
>>755 is banned for unwarranted use of three-letter acronyms, or UUoTLA.
>>756 is banned for taking the joke too far, instead of simply taking it easy.
>>760 is banned for sounding like PETA without any trace of irony.
>>774 is banned for failure to realize that "stamping on a human face forever" is pretty much our purpose and function here.
>>783 is banned for trying to have his cherry cake and eat it too.
>>784 is banned for eating an entire Giga Pudding himself, an implicit crossover with the thread in which the previous poster is responsible for worldwide obesity.
>>785 is banned for explicitly mentioning implicit thread crossovers.
>>788 Is banned for going on Jeopardy and pretending to be Sean Connery the entire time.
>>789 is banned for being one of the things in here that don't react too well to bullets.
>>797 is banned for having an average penis, that to him seems like a small penis that he tries to hide by saying other people have small penises.
>>799 is banned for failure to seize the 800GET. captcha = ho
>>803 is banned for Google searching questions like "Does Popeye have a speechk impedimenk?" and finding things like http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/niven/142/recycleb/rb19.html
>>804 is banned for policing the internet. Oh, and also the vericode tells me he's bi.
>>805 Is banned for going back to the past and playing shitty games that suck ass.
>>808 is banned for daring to raise his voice among the elite while being a mere labourer.
>>809 Is banned for being one of those elites that did something bad to the laborer causing the laborer to raise his voice because of a desperate need.
>>810 is banned for attempting to instigate the dictatorship of the proletariat.
>>822 is banned for posting pics of himself ejaculating onto a screenshot of Encyclopediadramatica.
>>823 is banned for mistaking Encyclopediadramatica for Wikileaks.
>>825 is banned for starting the petition to rename rape "surprise sex."
>>826 is banned for signing all the worst online petitions he comes across, using a different name every time.
>>827 is banned for writing code to create new pseudonyms randomly using a Markov chain algorithm.
>>828 Is banned for putting recyclables in the trash can, and for putting trash in the recycling bins.
>>831 banned for playing "Stairway To Heaven" in the music store.
>>832 is banned for having a trophy wife, two wonderful kids, a spunky dog and a smile that says "You betcha!"
>>833 is banned for not turning up at the TV studio when they were due to be appearing on The Crystal Maze.
>>834 is banned for preferring the Crystal Maze host who had hair to the bald guy.
>>835 is banned for watching TV when he could have been monitoring 4-ch for bannable offences.
>>837 is banned but only to the limits knowable by Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. Probably.
>>840 is banned for having a total disregard for the laws of thermodynamics.
>>841 is banned for violating the law of gravity. Levitation is strictly prohibited on these premises and you will stop floating in through the windows at once.
>>842 is banned for typing in a captcha in a strict no-captcha zone
>>843 is banned for saying imgboards are better than bbs in a sealed letter that we routinely opened and read
>>845 is banned because I failed to think up a phallus joke involving members and staves.
>>856 is banned for being butthurt about being banned from 4chan. nigger.
>>858 is banned for a countable number of reasons that are, however, too foul and depraved to be explicitly stated.
>>863 is banned for conjugating 'sage' as if it were an English word.
>>865 is banned for not recognizing a single quote when he sees one.
>>866 is banned for using the joke I thought about yet was too lazy to post.
>>867 is banned for wiping his butt on all the dinner plates.
>>868 is banned for then cleaning said plates with his tongue.
>>869 Is banned for stealing commemorative plates from collectors and using them as frisbees, shields, and helmets.
>>882 is banned for being that guy who keeps making those "bumsex" and "VORUDEMOTO" posts that nobody gives a shit about except perhaps a mild feeling of annoyance.
>>889 is banned for swaying the public in favor of a proposition which will somehow substantially decrease the amount of time he spends waiting in line for a sandwich.
>>891 is banned for posting on this thread with sage in the link box.
>>894 posts on a website that I am surprised is still active and therefor is banned
>>895 is banned for thinking that this website would be already dead in 1993.
>>899 is banned for being a trisexual
(DAT BWOY FUK MAN DOG AN GIAL)
>>902 is banned for bringing unfriendliness into the community.
>>903 Is banned for creating a community that fears outsiders.
>>905 is banned for distributing I-doser via torrents thus causing multi-million sale losses.
>>907 is banned for his predilection towards voluminous posting.
>>909 is banned because of not being needed quite as much as a 303.
>>915 is banned for posting ASCII graphics outside of an ASCII graphic thread.
>>917 is banned for trying to cause such an extensive row
>>918 is banned for attempting to merge the ban thread with the captcha thread.
>>920 is banned for deliberately prolonging the synergy crisis.
>>927 Is banned for a statement made in another thread about buying gold.
>>929 is banned because I'm in a bad mood and want to hurt someone.
>>931 is banned for being in a bad mood while not yet banned.
>>939 is banned for dry-docking a stink pickle on top of the toilet seat. I mean, really, who does that?
>>944 is banned for thinking the Booloos were too ugly to save.
how do i ban people
>>950 is banned for banning a banner who banned himself for banning in a ban thread.
>>955 is banned for using a newline as well as an uppercase character.
>>961 is banned for being several years behind the meme curve.
>>mr.962 is banned for curving memes and bending pop-culture references
>>966 is banned for double banning. Hey faggot! I'll punch you in your little twisty face. Look at yourself and what you've become. The dog looks in the window and the pigs are people. Two legs, good, four legs, also good. All DQN are equal but some DQN are more equal than others. Look into the sky. That comet hurtling toward the earth is my redemption. Fuck you I've had mine. To enter the spiritual plane, death is openly accepted and embraced! Drink the koolaid! DRINK THE KOOLIAD!
>>983 is banned because I am a manchild with no real power in his life that needs to misplace all of his frustration from realization of that fact somewhere.
>>984 is banned because I recently acquired moderator privileges on a website for the first time in my life.
>>988 is banned for whatever reason seems sufficient at the moment.