>>0 is banned for not posting.
>>797 is banned for having an average penis, that to him seems like a small penis that he tries to hide by saying other people have small penises.
>>799 is banned for failure to seize the 800GET. captcha = ho
>>803 is banned for Google searching questions like "Does Popeye have a speechk impedimenk?" and finding things like http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/niven/142/recycleb/rb19.html
>>804 is banned for policing the internet. Oh, and also the vericode tells me he's bi.
>>805 Is banned for going back to the past and playing shitty games that suck ass.
>>808 is banned for daring to raise his voice among the elite while being a mere labourer.
>>809 Is banned for being one of those elites that did something bad to the laborer causing the laborer to raise his voice because of a desperate need.
>>810 is banned for attempting to instigate the dictatorship of the proletariat.
>>822 is banned for posting pics of himself ejaculating onto a screenshot of Encyclopediadramatica.
>>823 is banned for mistaking Encyclopediadramatica for Wikileaks.
>>825 is banned for starting the petition to rename rape "surprise sex."
>>826 is banned for signing all the worst online petitions he comes across, using a different name every time.
>>827 is banned for writing code to create new pseudonyms randomly using a Markov chain algorithm.
>>828 Is banned for putting recyclables in the trash can, and for putting trash in the recycling bins.
>>831 banned for playing "Stairway To Heaven" in the music store.
>>832 is banned for having a trophy wife, two wonderful kids, a spunky dog and a smile that says "You betcha!"
>>833 is banned for not turning up at the TV studio when they were due to be appearing on The Crystal Maze.
>>834 is banned for preferring the Crystal Maze host who had hair to the bald guy.
>>835 is banned for watching TV when he could have been monitoring 4-ch for bannable offences.
>>837 is banned but only to the limits knowable by Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. Probably.
>>840 is banned for having a total disregard for the laws of thermodynamics.
>>841 is banned for violating the law of gravity. Levitation is strictly prohibited on these premises and you will stop floating in through the windows at once.
>>842 is banned for typing in a captcha in a strict no-captcha zone
>>843 is banned for saying imgboards are better than bbs in a sealed letter that we routinely opened and read
>>845 is banned because I failed to think up a phallus joke involving members and staves.
>>856 is banned for being butthurt about being banned from 4chan. nigger.
>>858 is banned for a countable number of reasons that are, however, too foul and depraved to be explicitly stated.
>>863 is banned for conjugating 'sage' as if it were an English word.
>>865 is banned for not recognizing a single quote when he sees one.
>>866 is banned for using the joke I thought about yet was too lazy to post.
>>867 is banned for wiping his butt on all the dinner plates.
>>868 is banned for then cleaning said plates with his tongue.
>>869 Is banned for stealing commemorative plates from collectors and using them as frisbees, shields, and helmets.
>>882 is banned for being that guy who keeps making those "bumsex" and "VORUDEMOTO" posts that nobody gives a shit about except perhaps a mild feeling of annoyance.
>>889 is banned for swaying the public in favor of a proposition which will somehow substantially decrease the amount of time he spends waiting in line for a sandwich.
>>891 is banned for posting on this thread with sage in the link box.
>>894 posts on a website that I am surprised is still active and therefor is banned
>>895 is banned for thinking that this website would be already dead in 1993.
>>899 is banned for being a trisexual
(DAT BWOY FUK MAN DOG AN GIAL)
>>902 is banned for bringing unfriendliness into the community.
>>903 Is banned for creating a community that fears outsiders.
>>905 is banned for distributing I-doser via torrents thus causing multi-million sale losses.
>>907 is banned for his predilection towards voluminous posting.
>>909 is banned because of not being needed quite as much as a 303.
>>915 is banned for posting ASCII graphics outside of an ASCII graphic thread.
>>917 is banned for trying to cause such an extensive row
>>918 is banned for attempting to merge the ban thread with the captcha thread.
>>920 is banned for deliberately prolonging the synergy crisis.
>>927 Is banned for a statement made in another thread about buying gold.
>>929 is banned because I'm in a bad mood and want to hurt someone.
>>931 is banned for being in a bad mood while not yet banned.
>>939 is banned for dry-docking a stink pickle on top of the toilet seat. I mean, really, who does that?
>>944 is banned for thinking the Booloos were too ugly to save.
how do i ban people
>>950 is banned for banning a banner who banned himself for banning in a ban thread.
>>955 is banned for using a newline as well as an uppercase character.
>>961 is banned for being several years behind the meme curve.
>>mr.962 is banned for curving memes and bending pop-culture references
>>966 is banned for double banning. Hey faggot! I'll punch you in your little twisty face. Look at yourself and what you've become. The dog looks in the window and the pigs are people. Two legs, good, four legs, also good. All DQN are equal but some DQN are more equal than others. Look into the sky. That comet hurtling toward the earth is my redemption. Fuck you I've had mine. To enter the spiritual plane, death is openly accepted and embraced! Drink the koolaid! DRINK THE KOOLIAD!
>>983 is banned because I am a manchild with no real power in his life that needs to misplace all of his frustration from realization of that fact somewhere.
>>984 is banned because I recently acquired moderator privileges on a website for the first time in my life.
>>988 is banned for whatever reason seems sufficient at the moment.