[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 7] (999)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:09

You just pissed your dream away!

273 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10326 10:50

its really cool how we're all losing the last few years of our fleeting youths to an imaginary chink cold and international medical communism

274 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10327 04:31

Twitter is generally the outpouring of the things that everyone should keep locked up inside their head.

275 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10327 04:58

I never thought I would see fish pellet training being compared to the Holocaust.

276 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10327 06:06

Oh I forgot to add. I have been asked what I would feed big cats when I have my pond going. My reply has been that I would feed them small children. I would go on to explain how i would be doing the world a favor by reducing the population. Also how would be removing the problem of irresponsible parents and turning them back into irresponsible random people, so it sounds better. Oh how funny it is to see peoples reactions if you can say that to them with a straight face.

But yeah I don't buy the tuna cans that say "dolphin safe" I want a little dolphin in my sandwich.

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277 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10327 11:24

let's face it, we live in the crappy part of a crap galaxy. this solar system blows. Andromeda, now there's a galaxy worth living in.

278 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10328 13:07

More like Tardlympics. I'd rather look at normal girls who are athletic gymnasts with amazing bodies. I wonder if there are any retarded girls in the Paralympics with great bodies or who are sexy. They may be physically attractive but if you had kids with them the children would probably be tard babies.

279 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10328 15:08

Boyfriend is sitting by his computer eating sausage with Wikipedia opened to the page "sausage"

280 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10329 00:31

Too bad I don't give a fuck. The last thing on my mind with de fi is the impact it'll have on the environment. I invest and mine ETH because I long for economic collapse of the west and want to buffer myself from complete financial ruin. If the powers that be didn't want us to pollute to survive they should have lead by example. Get fucked. See you on the moon.

281 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10329 12:33

Regarding allegations made in the book that the 'humming' noise at Paignton Zoo, Devon, UK is essentially an example of "mass hysteria" etc. This is not factually correct. We have irrefutable evidence from acoustic experts, affiliated to the Institute of Acoustics (IOA) a scientific body that deals with all aspects of noise, that a tonal infrasound low frequency noise has been scientifically determined and is emanating from the zoo premises and in the area of where the giraffes reside. False claims were made by local media, that giraffes were causing the 'humming', drone however the authors here, fail to mention a commercial space heating ventilation plant is also sited there, in which several of the acoustic experts have determined, is the cause of the ILFN nuisance/disturbance. Company technicians whom sold the plant to the zoo, advised them that it emits LFN and suggested ways to abate but zoo staff disingenuously declined this, claiming it was switched off instead. I am writing a book, in relation to this specific case, because there also appears to be evidence, it is intentional, to force (persona non grata) residents to move away. We believe a local mafia, is using the ILFN nuisance as a kind of low noise weapon.

282 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10329 18:46

(`・ω・´) <-- Pedobear?

283 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10331 16:27

Does Faye sound like an early-2000s Hot Topic t shirt through the whole show?

“If you CHEESE DICKS don’t get your ASS FARTING BALLS in the FARTMOBILE right now, i’m gonna SHIT in your FUCKFACE”

Jet: “Damn, who fart in her ass???”

284 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10331 17:28

>“Damn, who fart in her ass???”

That gave me a boner

285 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10332 07:51

moooom can i sleep in ur bed? i cummed mine

286 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10333 00:38

Defending censorship to own le incels

287 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10333 04:52

Fish can seem mindful of which individuals have watched them in the past. In an experiment with Siamese fighting fish, two males were made to fight each other while being watched by a female, whom the males could also see. The winner and the loser of the fight were then, separately, given a choice between spending time next to the watching female or to a new female. The winner courted both females equally, but the loser spent more time next to the new female, avoiding the watcher female. In this species, females prefer males they have seen win a fight over males they have seen losing, and it therefore makes sense for a male to prefer a female that has never seen him as opposed to a female that has seen him lose.

288 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10333 06:50

"Man who lives his entire life on an archipelago has strong opinions about the strength of sea power."

289 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10335 09:11

The lobotomy has a 100% chance of happening because he fears it. We live in a nightmare world where we unconsciously lust after and inflict our worst fears upon ourselves. He may even grasp the swab and lobotomize himself to satisfy his own death drive.

290 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10335 11:38

I can be a giant monster vampire with a chestbuster for a dick and have like 40 copies of Joji saying "Gibe da pussi b0ss" stacked on top of eachother every time I start to walk. What do I get in zuckerville? A shitty bitmoji and nikes I can buy?

291 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10335 11:43

I listen to lolicore to disassociate from the random shitty purchases I make in video games

292 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10337 00:09

I have many regrets in my life. I'm not gonna claim that I've never made mistakes. But there's one thing of which I am proud, one principle I've never wavered.

I have never even tried League of Legends.

293 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10340 18:33

This module doesn't work.
1) Bug: It doesn't save the settings.
2) Unexpected behavior: It just issued the query "dad porn video" with the basic settings. Many queries have no sense.

294 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10340 19:16

Rapid señorafication

295 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10341 03:43

[2021-12-22 19:43:02] butter baby: nooo!
[2021-12-22 19:43:09] butter baby: a butter baby wouldn't eat another butter baby!

296 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10341 12:22

an update added an "abridged" script that cuts out 90% of the dialogue. this is universally agreed to be an improvement.

297 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10341 17:27

Korean & Japanese conflict = East Asian Old Firm???

298 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10341 18:32

WTF is the Galactic Federation? I'm reading some usenet forums the alt.paranet boards, especially the paranormal and ufo boards. They keep making references to some disclosure of a Galactic Federation that's coming here to wipe mankind off the face of the Earth 5 months from now.

WTF is it and where is this coming from?

299 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10343 02:34

Wait, it was a suicide bombing??

There really is no limit to what white people will appropriate

300 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10343 12:50

Can we talk about how the ghost of Christmas present dies every year. Like his poor mother. Gives birth 2021 times at this point and loses a child yearly. Grim.

301 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10345 15:58

It's always great to meet not only another voraraphile but also a fellow cropophile. ^ ^ I hope to be seein' you around, dude!

302 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10346 06:10

私にはパニック障害という病気が若い時からありますが、最近、翻然とこれについて理解したのです。

(ただし、私自身についてのことだけです)

私は、

「病気になってしまった」

のではなく、

「私は病気にならなくてはいけなかった」

のです。

だから病気になった。

それだけのことだったんです。

これは、さきほど書いた In Deep の記事の中村天風の言葉でわかったということは正直に書かなければならないですが、「私という人間がパニック障害という”恐怖”を伴う病気にならなくてはいけなかった」という、その理由なのですが・・・。

私がパニック障害になったのは 21歳の時でした。

しかし、実は、私は小さな頃から、それこそ記憶が始まる3歳とかの頃から、

「根源的な恐怖」

を持っていた人間でした。
今でも思い出します。
意味のないことに脅える幼児だったんです。

「根源的」というのは、「理由のない恐怖」です。

つまり、生まれついてから「意味のわからない恐怖を持っている」ということです。

これをスピリチュアル系の方々などに言わせれば、前世とか、因果律とか、いろいろな言葉も出て来るのかもしれないですし、医学ならまた何かの定義があるかもしれないですが、理由や定義はどうでもいいのです。

とにかくそれがある。

根源的な恐怖を持ちながら、子ども時代を過ごし、老年期に入る現在に至っている。

そして、中村天風はこのように述べています。

心の安定を失うことの中で、一番戒むべきものは恐怖観念である。そもこの恐怖なるものこそは、価値なき消極的の考え方で描いているシミだらけな醜い一つの絵のようなものだ。

つまり、「恐怖という概念は問答無用に悪である」ということです。

上の天風の言葉で、ふとさとりました。

「オレの恐怖は外に露出させなければいけなかったんだ」

ということをです。

「じゃないと、悪と対峙できない」

いろいろと理由はあるにしても、自分が神経症やパニック障害になった根本的な理由は、自分の中に「根源的な恐怖がある」からだとは思います。

そして、理由や因果はわからないけれども、その「根源的な恐怖」は生まれた時からずっと私の中にあった。

私がパニック障害などにならず、穏便なメンタルライフを過ごしていたとしましょう。

その場合は、人生として最悪である、

「私は私の中の根源的な恐怖と現実として向きあうことがなかった」

という状態のまま曖昧な人生を送るだけだったと思われます。

パニック障害になったからこそ、その「悪魔」である根源的な恐怖が「実際の姿となって自分の前に現れた」のです。つまり、自分が障害を持ったということは「自分の中の根源的な恐怖と対峙させてくれた」という意味では、大変に重要な出来事だったわけです。

それを私は、二十代の時からベンゾジアゼピン系の薬とお酒で、悪魔の正体を隠し続けていた。

せっかく何者かが悪魔を出現させてくれたのに、その機会を生かさなかった。

でも、今やっとわかります。

根源的な恐怖、すなわち自分が生まれた時から持ち続けた「自分の中の悪魔」と対決できる時が来ているのかもしれないと。

まあ、恐怖は 50年以上続いているわけです。

303 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10346 23:30

This has re-ignite my passion on learning how to become a chair.

304 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10347 00:37

Alt history fans try not to fall in love with Nazi Germany challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

305 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10347 17:43

In 2007, Kainat Soomro a 13-year-old was kidnapped at gunpoint and gang raped. Her family faced widespread condemnation for refusing to "honor" kill their daughter and faced several attacks which resulted in the death of her brother. Her rapists were all acquitted and she was put under trial for premarital sex which is a crime under Islamic law.

306 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10348 02:07

Construction materials: Asbestos, Vinyl Siding

307 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10349 23:20

The supply chain wants to be the sole supplier of puss. To a population mindfucked by milf-porn , titillated by cuck-fantasies, muzzled with masks, addled with vaxx.

Apparently it works on soy-cucks like zuck.
It's one thing to manufacture data for consent, and extrapolate to fantasyland, another to actually see the world with wide-eyed wonder.

This is pathetic roasted in irony skillet.

308 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10350 18:26

 嫌韓発言が多い私ですが、毎日韓国製スマホ使ってます(-_-)。

309 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10350 18:54

I high school I knew a guy who wanted to fuck the chicken from FNAF. He tried to get us to pitch in money so he could buy a 3D printer and print the chicken to fuck it. Last I heard he was animating zelda porn.

310 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10351 01:08

since females are the sex that gives birth and males are the sex that kills, are ftms the master race for possessing the dual powers of both taking and creating life? (ignoring the being manlets in this analysis)

311 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10351 18:58

生词:吸屌好手
笑死

312 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10351 20:28

I once had spicy pizza with Gazza and my lips were on fire and he wasn't fazed in the slightest, what a legend.

313 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10352 00:42

basically trannies are like furries except instead of animals it's women

314 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10352 10:57

I disagree that the only use case is speculation. There's also money laundering.

315 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 01:29

Sky Sports: "Apologies for the bad language there, we're so sorry about that"
Dutch TV: "HAHAHAHAH"

316 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 11:20

In January 2017, U.K. sports broadcaster Sky Sports inadvertently reported that Aberdeen had signed a Turkish footballer called "Yerdas Selzavon" (phonetically "your da (father) sells Avon", a reference to the direct-selling cosmetics company) after falling for a gag name on a fake Twitter account.

317 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 11:54

A lot of the big black cocks posted around are from gay men if you actually reverse search so yeah I dont think they're interested in taking your girl

318 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 12:49

319 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 12:53

>>318 Hehe, busted!

320 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10353 23:36

ooh I had so much salt and now my head hurts ohhh can you suck me so good you rip the kidney stones out and tear my urethra like a Chinese bitch's pussy giving birth to her (to be) corn fed 13lb hapa baby

321 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10354 22:08

ஈதமஉஉரஈமஈநஊரபஉயஈஊரஉஊஉஈர

322 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10355 11:17

the new timeline for Megalovania is now
2008- Composed for the Earthbound Halloween Hack
2011- Used in Homestuck
2015- Used in Undertale
2019- Used in Super Smash Bros Ultimate
2020- Megalovania is played in a live orchestra
2021- Megalovania is in the Pope's General Audience

323 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10355 20:01

>>322 I definitely reckon it's been played at live orchestras before 2020 (though perhaps unofficially) e,g, this 2016 performance. Perhaps even earlier.

324 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10356 20:58

For example, our current understanding of physics has yet to explain why yo mama so fat

325 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10357 03:49

Based and pinkpilled. Gensokyo is for women only.

326 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10357 05:03

I rode an elephant once and it took a shit while I was riding it and I thought the pressure of my weight on it made it do that so I felt fat and starved myself for two days.

327 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10357 12:36

LMFAO. Thanks, I'll swipe some reserve notes through my ass crack and send them into Jerome promptly.

328 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10357 20:35

Nobunaga actually committed seppuku at Honnoji temple because Akechi Mitsuhide opened a time portal and showed him all the genderbent anime versions of him.

329 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10358 07:01

One of the is impersonating my cat. Another is pretending to be the fence behind my house.

330 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10358 20:57

All physicians will be required to perform a certain number of abortions per year except those with a religious objection, who will have to perform twice that number.

331 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10358 23:17

Girls from the age of five to women aged eighty have been assaulted and sexually mutilated. Others were raped and their families forced to watch. By 2008 the United Nations (UN) had estimated that up to 200,000 females had suffered from some form of sexual violence. The brutality of the rapes have caused long-term health, social, familial, and psychological problems. There have been reports of infants aged one being raped, as well as women in their nineties.

332 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10358 23:19

Human Rights Watch described the extraordinary brutality of the DRC rapes – girls as young as five and women as old as eighty were reportedly shot in the vagina or mutilated with knives and razor blades

333 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10359 21:46

Well...uhh...the residue from the farts leaves bacteria that causes irritation on the skin thus causing it to itch. ...

So when a girl scratches her butt, you know she either doesn't wipe too well or she has recently farted....

Just random information....

334 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10359 22:01

I haven’t finished it because it was too depressing, but the only implausible bit was that the American public would never tolerate that sort of behavior from a female president.

335 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10360 19:02

Me, neither; and BECAUSE Amethyst is my FAVORITE Character; and Pizza Steve was the UG Character I DESPISED The Most; It was EXTREMELY Cathartic and VERY Satisfying to see Pizza Steve end up being eaten by Amethyst!!

336 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10360 20:25

LEARN JAPANESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?..............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................WaoSo Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.........Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great...................................Fa Kin Su Pah

337 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10361 12:04

>>336 but this is chinese?

338 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10361 19:28

one downside to basing most of your cultural education on webcomis is not knowing whether ventriloquism dolls are, in fact, an extremely "white" thing

339 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10361 21:15

touhou is so fun and cute, i wish women were real

340 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10361 21:16

I came here after receiving a 12 hour suspension for saying that if it was in person I would soundly thrash them. It is addicting because no matter what argument you present they just insult you and form a mob around you to call you all kinds of mean things. They all act like the same entity. It is like an amorphous blob of matter surrounding you and hurling out "you're not an expert". They all use the crying laugh face emoji. They all have weird codes in their descriptions/names like he/her with random assortments of colors and shapes. I believe that Twitter is creating a new form of human cognition.-

341 Name: vc: no : 1993-09-10362 02:00

Is the joke that the coworker is being cucked by her golden retriever

342 Name: hm : 1993-09-10362 03:08

shoe over the rainbow

343 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10362 11:50

The illustrations on the banknotes show generic examples of architectural styles such as renaissance and baroque rather than real bridges from a particular member state, which could have aroused envy among other countries. "The European Bank didn't want to use real bridges so I thought it would be funny to claim the bridges and make them real," Stam told Dezeen.

344 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10362 18:15

Network Engineer here. For most home internet providers if your modem is offline for some time they will give your IP to someone else and give you a new one when you get back.
For business however, your IP is static and does not change.
Also the time your modem has to be down for varies, some providers wait just 30 minutes, others a week.

—some tard commenting on a YouTube video: http://archive.today/2022.01.12-230808/https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=zC1vlLMoc0s - DarkViperAU upload

345 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10362 20:00

How come western vtubers and VAs like nyanners are not considered cultural appropiation?

346 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10363 02:54

no I have Pretentious Installation Art Aversion Syndrome (PIAAS, colloquially known as "Based Disease"), please respect my diagnosis, it makes it very difficult to navigate the art world

>>345
The first (and best) vtuber was Max Headroom, a filthy gaijin in all regards, so it's the other way around

347 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10363 21:32

Vader, almost a demi-god when it comes to Raw Killing Power and endless swordsmanship skill, gets his hand whacked off by a goober who just picked up a lightsaber a couple years earlier.

348 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10365 13:59

We did that at school (learn the poem, not get shagged by a swan)

349 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10367 21:07

Knoedie 1 year ago
What a sick perverted video. That is no way to treat a lady.
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There are plenty of us ladies who want to be treated this way.
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350 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10368 07:57

@LarryWebsite aka Larry Snacks aka Larry Sweets

351 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10368 18:04

Since NiggerCoins could not be reliably traded without double-spending, a system was introduced which allowed double-spending. This caused the value of the coins to contantly decrease, which was also an effective way to combat the issue of there being no fixed supply. This also removed the need for a blockchain, and avoided any possibility of a 51% attack, which quickly lead to the contruction of NGR as we know it today (NGRv2).

352 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10368 21:31

A key difference is that in The Expanse we actually see Epstein kill himself

353 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10369 13:14

I’m just not sure we should be letting tourists from terrorist havens like England into the country.

354 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10369 13:51

One time this happened to me except the airbnb guy stole my identity to get back at me and forged some paperwork and put my grandma in a home even though my grandma easily has at least 2 good years left in her

355 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10372 08:26

cannot wrap my head around how after decades of rapidly accelerating technological advancement techbros chose to invent money laundering apes and cars that murder people instead of actually cool and practical things, like a fully functional duel disk

356 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10372 21:28

Chances of being porn a penguin. Hmmmmm.....

I dunno. 7?

357 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10372 22:27

私の作品はたとえ公式と誤認を招いたり、私や私の作品のイメージを著しく損わせたり、反社会的な表現や特定の思想・信条又は宗教的・政治的表現を含んだり、第三者の名誉や品位を傷つけたり権利を侵害するような使い方をしても構いませんので何か使いたい時は勝手に使用してください。

358 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10373 13:10

Then we get into the most vocal fry show on the internet, Red Scare. These two dirtbag lefties are extremely popular. It's amazing how much money you can make telling millennials that communism is awesome.

359 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10374 00:00

Imagine being the nurse when a woman asks you to bring her the stillborn and photograph her while she poses with it. You uncomfortably snap a few photos, swap the camera for the infant corpse, and watch while she thumbs through them for the most piteous expression that still makes her look cute. She posts it on instagram and starts scrolling for replies. While she is distracted with her catharsis, you slip out with the corpse.

360 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10374 11:36

i think japanese here are interested if the transmission plays weeb song lmoa

361 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10374 17:57

I assure you that Tulkas looks exactly like one of those huge fat Maori dudes who do furniture removals, the ones that can carry a fridge under either arm while chatting about how nice the weather is.

362 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10375 19:52

In the video, Žižek talks about the connection between objects and ideology using, as examples, the different types of toilets he encountered while traveling through Europe.

363 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10376 01:22

January 26th, 2005
Went to work today.
Took a shit in the boss' file cabinet.
It had remnants of last night's chili.
Red clumps of bean.
Kinda runny, but felt great.

January 27th, 2005
I fucked my fist today.
Dad told me it would be like this.
It was hard pushing my dick in after rigormortis set in.

January 28th, 2005
Dad visited today.
He was my second.

January 29th, 2005
Took a shit in the toilet today.
It hurt a bit, looked like rocky road ice cream.
Noticed a wet hand print on the mirror.

January 30th, 2005
Mom visited today.
She's having sex with dad.
I caved her head in with a hammer.
Dad's beginning to stink.

February 1st, 2005
Ate Dad for lunch.
Mom was dinner.
Took another shit in the toilet.
Another handprint on the mirror.
January 26th, 2005
Went to work today.
Took a shit in the boss' file cabinet.
It had remnants of last night's chilli.
Red clumps of bean.
Kinda runny, but felt great.

January 27th, 2005
I fucked my fist today.
Dad told me it would be like this.
It was hard pushing my dick in after rigormortis set in.

January 28th, 2005
Dad visited today.
He was my second.

January 29th, 2005
Took a shit in the toilet today.
It hurt a bit, looked like rocky road ice cream.
Noticed a wet hand print on the mirror.

January 30th, 2005
Mom visited today.
She's having sex with dad.
I caved her head in with a hammer.
Dad's beginning to stink.

February 1st, 2005
Ate Dad for lunch.
Mom was dinner.
Took another shit in the toilet.

February 2nd
Fuck that toilet...it's scaring me now.
The hand prints are annoying.
Shitting hurts more now.

February 3rd
A man came out the shower and hit me with my own hammer.
He wanted to hold hands.
I wouldn't because they where too wet.

February 4th
The apartment it starting to stink.
I'm hungry.
Hope the neighbors don't notice.
Tried ejaculating into the ice cube tray.

February 5th
Shot pool with some guys after work.
Got home and played Monopoly with what was left of Mom.
No hand print.

February 6th, 2005
Didn't go to work today, felt sick.
Could be the smell of Mom and Dad.
Might also be because I never flush the toilet.
The wet hand print was on my computer screen

February 7th
Made breakfast out of what was in the toilet.
Looked like old milk, bacon and Pepsi.
Tasted like Sarah from work.

February 8th
Sarah came over today.
She didn't stay long.
Kept complaining about a strange smell.
I think she's fucking wet hand man.

February 9th, 2005
Kidnapped and raped Sarah from work.
Wet hand man watched.

February 10th, 2005
Nothing important happened today.

February 11th, 2005
Again, uneventful.

February 12th, 2005
Work called.
Asked why I haven't been coming in.
I told them I'm coming in all the time, they just don't see me.

February 13th
Put Sarah in the closet.
Wet hand man has begun reading me stories.
He likes to sleep under the bed now.

February 14th
Sarah watched me fuck Mom and Dad.
Haven't shit in a few days.
Bought some Febreeze.
Toilet smells better now.

February 15th, 2005
Mom pointed out that I left out the year on my last two entries.
Wet hand man didn't read me a story.

February 16th, 2005
Sarah is starting to like the closet.
Wet hand man read "The big bad wolf".

February 17th, 2005
Wet hand man and I went to Home Depot today.
Only thing interesting there was an old lady wearing tight spandex pants.
Her camel toe looked like it had 3 humps.
3 humps.
3.

January 18th, 2005
Found a poem outside my apartment door today:

"Daddy, daddy where did you go?
Inside of me so evil will grow.
Mommy, mommy where are you?
Inside of me, now there are two.

Little box, little box
At the edge of my bed
Little box, little box
Keeper of my mommy's head

Little man, little man
Hiding under the bed
Little man, little man
Keeper of my daddy's head

Nobody is in the closet you say?
The little boy wants to play
Nobody is in the closet you say?
Mommy, daddy, can I play?"

364 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10380 00:55

cocaine: more widely accepted as currency than any crypto scam. also way more likely to help you make friends

365 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10381 19:16

was peeking into some switch game with disassembler.
Found Android's Stagefright library inside O_o

366 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10381 22:16

Personality-wise, she seems to be level-headed and mature. Some might call that bland, but I call it Hag Love.

367 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10382 01:28

For someone who says, and I quote, "black ppl aren’t looking to call everybody racist," you sure do bring up white supremacy an awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwful lot.
I am a student of history. White supremacy is as American as apple pie or… football. We’re even seeing it here.

Don’t take it personally, Just be upfront. If you think progressives, white or black, cry wolf about racism then say that.

Because when you do it can be called out as a fallacious tactic which it is. Has nothing to do with what’s at hand.

Pats are the most racist team? Curious on this take besides the tired as hell Boston is the most racist place in the world stuff.
I wouldn’t say it’s tired actually.

It’s still a problem. There are several current accounts of folks saying bostons racist.

They hide behind the immigrant stuff, the John Kerry stuff, the colleges, their juxtaposition against the south in general.

That’s why it’s such an enigma. It’s not tired at all.

In fact, European immigrants were some of the most racist towards blacks because socioeconomically, psychologically… they needed someone under them and a common enemy/scapegoat. They could put their respective differences aside and say “at least I ain’t no _, this is my job/neighborhood/school, not yours”.

They wasted what could’ve been a political alliance against white supremacy for the sake of passing. Look at the Cubans in Florida today.

Cornell west points out “**** whatever you were. You’re off the boat - you’re white now”. That was the olive branch handed to Irish/eastern euro/fair skinned Latino folk from the ruling white elite.

You wanna roll your eyes at that scene in GF2 when the Senator looks down on Italians like ok boo hoo dude.

In the south replace that immigrant/poor while demographic with poor descendants of English ppl (in the Midwest you got Germanic ppl), paddy rollers, overseers who couldn’t afford to own land and slaves… you New Englanders tend to look down on them as rednecks but it’s all the same from the AA perspective.

If anything blue state, neoliberal racism has become more sinister and less dealt with in the post-trump era because they can have a black sheep to poke fun at but then vote against voting rights, or generally speaking the antebellum constructs that prevent blacks (and poor whit ppl) from reforming society.

It’s a family business…

368 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10383 09:25

This anime is literally perfect in the sense that everyone can watch it. It's almost like Spongebob, just pure fun.

369 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10383 10:04

His sister is sleeping on top of him

370 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10384 02:53

a post-apocalyptic novel where the main tribe of surviving humans lives in fear of the "refundians" a mysterious hostile human tribe. No one remembers the origin of the refundians or their name, all that is known is that they were once part of the main tribe, but abandoned it and renounced the True Faith. As the book progresses, the MC (a spunky teenage girl with two hunky love interests; one is her best friend from childhood, who adores her and is really hot; the other is mysterious and brooding and even hotter), discovers the origin of the refundians and the war that brought about the end of civilization, spearheaded by the Star Citizens of Cloud Imperium and their killer Squadron 42

In the end, its revealed the MC's tribe is the one who summoned the Star Citizens (who are the true deities of the True Faith) after decades of devotion, and they are actually trying to do it again (the MC was actually raised with that belief and has held it most her life). The refundians are merely trying to stop them. Now the MC must choose between the tribe she calls home and the one doing the right thing. To make matters worse, one of the love interests sides with the refundians and the other, with the main tribe (the Beckers)

371 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10385 02:36

1989/10/05 — yip >;r:; program to start ... This fall,—we-can-help-yo.ur-provide up to 12 additional hours ... samples of Meaty Bone dog biscuits.

372 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10385 03:08

Hahaha

Yeah, not bad. This is strange though. The important thing is is that that doughnut will be chewed, digested, etc, and then craped out and flushed. Funny. Happy Channukah to you too.

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