[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 7] (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:09

You just pissed your dream away!

373 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10387 12:50

it’s a cartoon starring a talking kitchen sponge who is allegedly a white passing black man and yall drawing the line at a krab with a k (very kardashian teas) having a biological whale dorter????

374 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10387 22:08

>>373

>is allegedly a white passing black man

thats a new one

375 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10387 23:25

/wikhwema was “not very bright”. Silberbauer described him as a vain and inflexible man, prone to petulant outbursts, whose opinions were often wrong. He was apparently considered something of a standing joke within the band. Unsurprisingly, his wife N!anoag//ei was described as a morose and chronically dissatisfied woman, and one day she left /wikhwema for his best friend, a recently widowed man named /amg//ao.

/amg//ao was well-regarded within the band. He was “a virtuoso dancer, a consistently successful hunter and was rumoured to be a bit of a demon as a lover.”

/amg//ao was also a dwarf.

/wikhwema mourned the loss of his wife and best friend for over a year, and many in the band considered him quite the nuisance, including his daughter and mother-in-law, who still lived in the band. Every time /wikhwema was despondent or threw a tantrum, the rest of the band would convene to discuss the problem. Eventually, word got around to where N!anoag//ei and /amg//ao were living, and intervening parties tried to convince her to return to /wikhwema, but she wouldn’t budge.

376 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10388 07:59

Is it weird if I'm okay with the moon being a TERF? In Sandman, gods are petty, fallible, and most of the time just plain wrong.

377 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10389 00:13

[2022-02-08 16:12:13] killsushi: I had a dream the other night that 12 year old tokiko had been kidnapped by fat gingers and I was on a quest to retrieve him from their van, but then they broke my fingers after I refused to be their getaway driver so I jumped up and flew away while everyone clapped

378 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10389 11:25

i don't know what's worse:

  • that it was Fox that bought the Gumby franchise
  • that they're gonna make Gumby NFTs
  • or that they announced the deal in goDDAMN COMIC SANS THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL https://t.co/E1R37T722N

379 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10389 15:04

I think we are all dying before our times. I think we were meant to live much longer, which is why we
develop mentally so slowly. We are a species with a very long adolescence, and we never get out of it
because we die too young.

380 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10390 21:19

my otaku gf buyed and readed hxh first volume, then told me it was pretty cute. i showed her this

381 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10391 00:03

Help me! I'm an artist. I'm in trouble. I discovered a Cannibalism Restaurant here in Brazil. Now, there's an agency of espionage torturing me. My parents were kidnapped.
Can you save me? Please, I'm suffering.

382 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10391 13:31

I’m going with my wife and two daughters for cover.

You will easily recognize me as I’m overweight, have a beard and glasses and I talk in this over-enunciated and enthusiastic voice when it comes to games, Star Wars or Rick and Morty.

383 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10391 13:33

on the surface it seems like he is just saying "have an amico day", but pete is speaking in codes to devotees of a fanatical cult named Amico Dei.

he ritualistically chants the phrase as a closing to almost all of his videos, sometimes even intoning it with a seemingly cheery melody. however, the truth appears to be much darker. the use of a homophone, day, obscures the sinister reality that he wants you to have, ie experience, an Amico Dei.

ODB Peat is encouraging you to experience a life of total service and devotion to amico, including:

• self-flagellation via playing amico

• Definitely Voluntary celibacy

• giving all your money to amico

• only communicating to family/friends thru amico

• participating in aggressive shilling

the last one is the most obvious, as the others are concealed by the secretive nature of the cult. their inner machinations are hidden to all but the most connected individuals, put another way, those with "all access".

madness and pain await the brave soul who attempts to pierce Amico Dei's veil of lies and deception, as any attempt to expose them w/ reason is seen as a "sign of contradiction". ie, attempts at challenging them are seen as a vindication of the sect's views and evidence to support their continued zealotry. a brutal loop that can leave any logical human suffering from extreme incurable amiconesia, where you forget about anything not amico related, unspeakably tragic.

tread carefully, just because their views are baffling and incoherent doesn't mean they aren't a threat to the public. they are willing to sacrifice anything, their family, friends, wealth, & dignity for the amico. warn your communities about this vicious sect.

and most importantly, under no circumstance should you "have an amico day/Amico Dei".

384 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10391 14:06

I mean, I married my best friend on Mabinogi in the dark ages and we aren't fucking each other.

Well, maybe we are... but I must be sleeping through it.

385 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10392 07:40

おっぱい触らせて。 - シンジ (男性)

2022/02/11 (Fri) 13:07:34

どこか商業施設の人の来ないところで、
おっぱい触らせて？

386 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10392 13:46

If you put it like that, I guess I'd rather be a manchild than a zoomer

387 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10392 13:50

Im sick of redditors telling me we live in a dystopia

388 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10392 17:59

is this undertale reffrance

389 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10393 18:18

Hello! Any interest in Twink Fattening?

390 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10394 05:20

my ex gf injected into my ear for her male friends who do hear and see everything from me. and this year 2021 i just learned that these agents or contractor tapped into the signal also.there are alot of people like me all over the united states so what someone did is station a group of agenents or contractors inside a PD building and the watch us preventing us getting help. they have been intercepting and impersonationg people i try to call they dress up as PD butnot PD the are not officer but the have meet me face to face and try to make me look like a mental person, it is a psycologicl tactic they they all like to use they input false info. of me in system of me. i was married 13yr 2 kid now 25 24. i work for post office 9yrs this has happen to me 2015 became aware.

391 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10394 23:49

These headphones are incredible. NFTs sound fuller, warmer, more alive.

I can hear the blockchain's quivering movements, whispering into the digital aether.

392 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10395 03:30

I have been at Kroger for 7 years. Iam not allowed to change positions. I have asked so many times. I am told I am to stupid to do another job. I am called the deli retard. I hate Kroger so much. I have young children . I can not find another job. I would rather be dead than work for Kroger. I have to feed my children.

393 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10395 03:59

At 2/20/05 07:27 PM, Deathsaw wrote:
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SHUT UP MY MOM SAYS IM COOL I LIKE THE BLACK POKEMON

394 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10395 12:17

People translating literal porn games where you rape underage girls have no right to arbitrate other peoples tastes imo. Only I do, as the person who plays those games.

395 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10395 18:32

try guessing where this one's from! TickleChgo

Sep 26, 1998, 12:00:00 AM
to alt.multimedia.tk

Here is a repost of some tickled to death stories I posted a long, long time
ago (that may have been my first ever post!):

*************************
TICKLED TO DEATH

In the 1884 book, Vie Sahara, Jacques de Beaunay wrote of the treatment
sheiks accorded unfaithful wives: "Sheep were slaughtered and a great feast
was laid. ... The wretched creature [the unfaithful wife], who was
surprisingly pretty, had been stripped well nigh naked. The attendants
seated her in a high place, bound her, and then proceeded to tickle the soles
of her feet with feathers. At first she laughed, a fearful, frightened laugh
tinged with hysteria.

"The sheik and his guests, gorging themselves the while on rich foods, laid
wagers on how long the doomed woman should survive the inhuman ordeal.

"As hour after hour passed, the tickling of the woman's feet continued
unabated. Gradually her uncontrollable laughter changed. It was a
demoniacal thing! She writhed and squirmed in attempts to free herself, but
her bonds held her fast. She screamed through her laughter, until, toward
the end, she was seized with convulsions, and died shortly after. It was
almost dawn."

An article entitled "Ticklishness is No Laughing Matter", Popular Science,
April, 1961, states that a Dr. Sandor S. Feldman of the University of
Rochester Medical Center, NY, "speaks of people being tortured by tickling
during religious persecutions in Cevennes, in Southern France, in 1760. Some
of these may have been tickled to death--by being thrown into fatal
convulsions or suffering a heart attack from the strain of the ordeal." It
states that another authority "notes that many Roman gladiators died
laughing--a reflex action from wounds in the abdomen, a touchy part of the
body."

An article in Esquire entitled "All Right What is a Laugh, Anyway" by
Richard Selzer (July, 19??) states: "If he does not stop [tickling], you may
die of it. In medieval Germany, in Rotenburg an der Fulda, people did.
There, in that place, prisoners were trussed in metal or leather to restrict
expansion of the chest. Salt was rubbed on feet; goats were invited to lick
it off."

In an article entitled "The Biology of Laughter" printed in Psychoanalytic
Review (Summer, 1966), Joost A. M. Meerloo states: "The Romans used tickling
as a cruel punishment. On the scaffold the soles of a victim's feet were
covered with a salt solution so that a goat, attracted by the salt, would
lick it off with his rough tongue and continually tickle the skin. By so
doing, the salty skin was gradually rasped away. Then, the wounded skin
would again be covered with the biting salt solution--ad infinitum, till the
victim died from the torture." This article also provides further details on
the physiological reasons why some people can die from prolonged fits of
laughter.

In "Psychology of Sex," Havelock Ellis quotes Prof. A. Allin "On Laughter,"
Psychology Review (May, 1903): "A number of instances have been recorded of
death resulting from tickling, and there is no reason to doubt the truth of
the statement that Simon de Montfort, during the persecution of the
Albigenses, put some of them to death by tickling the soles of their feet
with a feather."

396 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10395 18:33

was too long for one post, here's the rest

>>395
"The Little Book of Horrors," edited by Sebastian Wolfe and still published
by
Barricade Books, contains a supposed reprint of an old newspaper article, the
headline of which is "A WIFE DRIVEN INSANE BY HUSBAND TICKLING HER FEET."
The text is as follows: "On Thursday, last week, a very serious charge was
preferred against a man named Michael Puckridge... The circumstances ... are
of a harrowing nature. It appears that Puckridge who has lived very
unhappily with his wife, whose life he has threatened on more than one
occasion. ... Mrs Puckridge, who is an interesting looking young woman, has
for a long time suffered from varicose veins in the legs, her husband told
her that he possessed an infallible remedy for this ailment. She was
induced by her tormentor to allow herself to be tied to a plank, which he
placed across two chairs. When the poor woman was bound and helpless,
Puckridge deliberately and persistently tickled the soles of her feet with
a feather. For a long time he continued to operate upon his unhappy victim,
who was rendered frantic by the process. Eventually she swooned, whereupon her
husband released her. It soon became too manifest that her light of reason has
fled. Mrs Puckridge was taken to the workhouse where she was placed with the
other insane persons. ... An inquiry was instituted and there is every reason
to believe that Mrs Puckridge had been driven out of her mind in the way
described but the result of the investigation is not yet known." The article
is accompanied by an Victorian style drawing illustrating this scene!

397 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10397 21:27

Study: People Find Sex as Disgusting as Infectious Wounds

398 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10397 22:17

While not completely relevant to the timeline of events...

It was mentioned a few days ago that we know Xeviax is alive because he bought the Sex with Hitler game on Steam and it flagged up on the timeline. Assuming this wasn't a joke with image edit, etc, it shows he's still around and able to access the Internet.

The screenshot of when he bought the game doesn't have a date, but it's only been out since the 22nd Jan 2022.

399 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10397 23:46

EDIT EDIT:
Since everybody seems to love the picture so much here's the link. To the FULL picture!: http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/454947-The...

Fap happy.

EDIT:
PLEASE NO MOAR RAN RAN RUU

400 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10398 17:46

glitchtrauma June 12, 2021
referencing No Woman Allowed, 12", ROT 008

great record for two lads with rock hard boycocks to shag.
They should make a 'no queers allowed (homo boys room mix)'
for the 21st century people ashamed of nasty sex.
A gay club masterpiece, for sure. 5/5.

Reply Notify me Helpful

401 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10398 18:00

Earthbound isn't just a game...it's more like a gift, from the Universe...much like how Cowboy Bebop was for anime....

402 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10398 20:36

I'm surprised there are still firm believers in "science" after the beating the non-mathematical sciences have taken in the last 5 years.
If I was a conspiratorial man they kinda remind of what some of you call an "op", shaming those who dont trust/question authority

403 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10398 20:38

fills my house with useless plastic crap instead of saving for the future
WHY CANT I SAVE FOR THE FUTURE

404 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10399 01:44

These self proclaimed leftists sure are happy to bootlick the government if they agree with then

405 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10399 22:03

I'm sick of it. I'm tired of being bullied into believing things I don't understand or yelled at for preferring one thing over the other.

I'm tired of second-guessing if I'm doing the right thing or being a good person all the time.

I used to be really, really susceptible to it in college but a few years ago I stopped. I took a break from all social media for a few months and started making decisions based on what made sense to me and what made me feel good.

Turns out, I didn't actually believe half the shit I thought I did, and I carried out a healthier lifestyle because I didn't have people in my ear telling me there's no point in trying to become better.

Twitter and Tiktok are ruled by a bunch of antisocial malcontents trying to make your life as miserable as theirs. Don't fall for it!

Go outside, talk to strangers, eat a healthy diet, get a run in, read books, trust experts, and don't forget how to be a person in the real world. Don't let freaks online take that away from you.

406 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10400 18:21

You didn’t have a childhood if you didn’t go over your friends’ house to take off your clothes and play gorilla tag

407 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10400 20:20

>>399
the FULL picture!: https://4-ch.net/img/src/1645388345400.jpg

408 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10400 23:52

>>407 getting some real iiChan vibes from this pic

409 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10401 04:53

Yeah yeah debunking Christian creationism seen it before
Have some balls and review the satanic verses or pick apart hadiths or talk about Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh. Stop being chickenshit about other religions

410 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10401 08:55

alexa, order more anal lube for buttsex in my ass
shipping speed same day

411 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10401 22:42

Does it fuck anyone up that fictional characters will never experience the modern stuff you do? Like Kujo Sara will never get to eat a mcnugget and it hurts me emotionally

412 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10402 08:56

I was in a tiny school. Think, 200 students, tops. We really didn't have the general cliches. Everybody commuted from at least 20 minutes away by bus, so no demographic was particularly skewed.

Highlights include:

Sophmore year, I, with two of my other friends nominate Foamy The Squirrel for Student Council president. For whatever reason I miss the election, but they actually made us re-run the whole thing because apparently the entire thing got derailed, and some stupid freshmen actually voted for the squirrel. That being said, most kids running for student government were huge pricks.

When my friends and I were doing all the techie work for the school musical we would get out of class to do shit. Due to working in a tiny room under the stairs, we got unintentionally high off of paint and glue fumes. After the play was over, we kept coming back to that room for lunch for about two months to throw our bags, eat food, etc. We got kicked out eventually. The administration didn't take kindly to us having our own private lunch room.

Other than that, we were deemed to be the most apathetic class in the history of the school. We literally drove off a "Philosophy Teacher" who'd do those combined classes with our history teacher. Meaning she'd randomly burst in, and spout various religious bullshit. We got tired of this after about two weeks, and then set out to prove that we know more about Christianity than she does. In the end she got accused of forcing dogma down our throats, and after that stopped interrupting our classes.

All in all, pretty uneventful, yet it was a fun experience in a demure and peaceful sort of way.

413 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10403 06:56

The NBC special Law & Order of Rittenhouse will turn him into 6'2 blond Dolph Lundgren type, quoting Heidegger, Carl Schmitt, and Evola. Event will be shown as black SUV with Kyle using gatling gun driveby on crowd doing circle drum dance. Nazi billionaire orchestrates...

414 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10403 08:53

JSYK, the pictured fanfics are actually in isiZulu, an African language, and mistagged as Chinuk Wawa. Only anout 4 fics in the Chinuk Wawa tag are actually in Chinuk Wawa, and none of them are for Game of Thrones.

415 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10403 18:19

I prefer pigs. They have spiral penises and 2 types of semen, with second being sticky and sealing the rest of the semen inside. This is really erotic.

416 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10403 21:05

Because there are a lot of sad and lonely people on this site, it's tough to find love in this world.

417 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10404 05:38

Find where putin live

Put missle up ass

418 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10404 10:29

I feel like the unnecessary deaths of many, many people is not even remotely comparable to an anime girl not streaming anymore

419 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10404 10:33

>>418
It was all her fault

420 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10404 10:42

not that many people are even dying, i don't buy the CIA glownigger lie that putin wants to level ukraine and massacre all the ukrainians. so the rushia thing is definitely worse than the russia thing.

421 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10404 10:46

>>420

>CIA glownigger

Everytime this is said it makes me sad, Terry deserved better

422 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10404 20:55

>>421
dont worry those people only reside on the sharty

423 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10407 11:53

If I am going to die fighting for my country, you can bet your biscuits I’ll do it wearing whatever I feel like wearing. Full makeup, pearl earrings, perfume. All out. Girl power 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

424 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10409 15:49

Hey there! Nice Unboxing!! So, what's is the Godfrey's Poster dimmension's? Thank's Bro, Praise the Sun!

425 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10409 20:45

Other similarities, according to Storr, include Jesus' faith in receiving a special revelation from God and a tendency to elitism

426 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10410 06:48

Coming soon to an internet near you: NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! President Bush has made it his duty to rid of world of the internet because of all the filth that little children can access. Pay no attention to the fact that at first none of the websites he shut down forced porn on anyone and that they made you have to state yourself as being 18 because he is the president, and what he says goes! Pay no attention to the fact that he got rid of drawings that hurt no one while not doing his job of stopping people in the real world who actually killed people. All hail George Bush, fucking up the world one step at a time.

427 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10410 08:25

Here's a tip to women: Getting married is a MUCH better financial move compared to OnlyFans.

Your husband will make, let's say 100K/year, and he's basically giving you his entire paycheck every month. Really. You get to spend his money. Wow!

After 40 years that's 4 million dollars. Free money. All you have to do is have sex with him, and maybe you even enjoy that! Plus, people will actually RESPECT you! Isn't that amazing?

428 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10410 12:08

Imagine being a sad Russian conscript in the Black Sea. Your ship has run out of fuel and supplies are low. You hear house music thumping in in distance. You squint towards the water only to see a flotilla of mega yachts filled with Gucci wearing Ukranians speeding towards you. The sun reflects off of their gaudy jewelry making them seem like shining golden gods. They begin poping bottles of Dom in-between volleys of deck mounted howitzer fire. There is only despair.

429 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10410 13:58

Lately I have asked myself the same question, why? Why do you want this so badly. Why do you think that he is the one. Why do you want to educate yourself. Why do you let your emotions rein over you like a tyrant? Why oh Why can you not answer you whys? I feel like a person being ripped apart. In every aspect of my life there is a dichotomy between my heart and mind. I feel like Attila has set up shop in my body and wont rest until I am torn from the inside out.

430 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10411 21:37

昔のＴＶて凄い

431 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10412 13:40

>Is this his wife?

Irrelevant. He is gentlemanly to every woman. His butt gets wet, a minor sacrifice that he is willing to make for her. His hat happens to stay dry, but that's only because he is keeping his head under the umbrella to make conversation. The hat, like Luka himself, is waterproof and eternal. That's what I've heard.

432 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10413 14:25

God has given you autism because you would be too powerful without it.

433 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10413 18:58

Let me be clear. I have NOTHING against the Russian leaders. My fight is against the Russian people.

434 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10413 19:16

okay sorry i just found out the lore that the 'transphobic discord server' is them having a channel for astolfo porn

435 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10414 00:05

All around us, from all sides, this entire democratic world community has finally come to its senses, thrown off its mask and pounced on us like the Nazis on the Jews.

436 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10414 00:41

Roses are lame
Love are fake
Marriage are basically funeral and cakes.

437 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10414 07:53

Greatness?

If you liked that, you'll love the awesome website Pissing On The Homeless: http://www.disflux.net/pissing /

438 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10414 10:47

Look at it this way: you have 3 drones you use offensively to see Clyde’s mom’s huge bush through a window while she is changing at her house.

Her husband knocks one down. You still want to see her naked so you send another drone out.

You keep one drone at home as defense. In case someone wants to peep your windows at your house.

Her husband knocks your second one down and kills it.

Now you can’t offensively peep through Clyde’s house, and you only have one drone for defense.

You would have to replenish the other two in order to continue your offensive AND remain defensive from attacks at your home.

A strong military is important to keep your homeland safe too so you need to backfill it. SU35s (their new 5th Gen fighter) are behind schedule, have engine problems, and not realistic to replace when an older aircraft goes down. They need that budget for the SU35 but they can USE it in this war. It’s too expensive to lose

439 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10414 15:47

Naomi Osaka talking about melanin and refusing to speak in Japanese will bring world peace

440 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10414 22:18

stop talking like you're a supervillain lmao, you're a jew posting tranny porn on an estonian cotton farming forum.

441 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10415 11:21

I feel bad for Dragon Maid fans tbh, they just wanna enjoy their garbage in peace and they get discourse every 5 seconds from Twitter from every direction because of lame fans.

Admitting to being a Dragon Maid fan is probably more embarassing than being a furry at this point

442 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10415 12:02

>>441 What kind of discourse? I can just imagine the kind of schmucks on Twitter having serious debates about a cartoon

443 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10415 17:39

Goddammit now im hooked on this shit. What does it
mean when a 50 year old man gets hooked on
lolicore? Im confused by anime but love AMENS!!!!
BREAKS!! and BASS!! 14 min in OMG!! 33 min in shed
a tear 3 38min in bandcamp budget maxed for
month and next 60 min in pure disco vibes time to
start drinking )I wish i could like each track
individually some one make that shit happen I
demand it. (fe 1hr 27min I hope mothtek is related to
GODZILLA i love god zilla 140min oh shit....
yesyesyeysyeysyeysyeysyyes158 min wtf i didnt thnk
this was possible hold up its the contrast! 2hr in i
get it now 2hr7min FUCK YEAH 2HR13 FUYUUUUUCK
2 2HR18MIN MAKE ME HAPPY
ALCHOL MAKE ME SHOUT OMG WHY CAQNT LIFE
MALE M3ETHIS FUKING HAPPY?!!
SHHHHHHHH.2HR23 IS COMMING
STAdby stand by stand by stand by st and by
2hr26min worth th wait...loli in the earlt 2k what does
that mean? LOL its all agriculture 2hr35min fun fun fun
fun isnt that ghat its supposed to be…nd then stab
atab stab YESSSSSSSS2HR38MIN EVERYONE CAN
go fuckthemselves DRUNK2hr44min makes me wnat
to learn how to twerkohhh bully brigade is funwhat
does napkinterrorizermea n\HAVNT HAD THIS MUCH
FUN SINCE THE BROWN NOISE MEGAMIXC THANKS 11111113HR3 HOPLY SHIT!!!

444 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10415 18:31

>>441
Twitterites claim that it sexualizes minors and promotes pedophilia. There is not much 'debate' going on, just people telling about Riko and Shota's ages.

445 Name: Not 442 : 1993-09-10415 19:19

>>444
That's about what I expected from Twitter, but I get what >>441 is saying aside from Twitter's crusade against lolishota, even in places where lolishota isn't disliked maiddragon kind of has a stigma around it with the "ironic weeb" thing although Ilulu's gigantic titties kind of made it a little more liked.

Although the person who wrote this sounds like a self-hating furry

446 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10415 19:33

It's simple, they can't say something like "I want to fuck a hot teen" on a platform as anal as twitter, so they do sneaky things like "this specific anime is for pedos don't watch it its for pedos ew ew ew I didn't watch it yet I know enough about it to know that it's for pedos anyone knows what over animes I should never ever watch because I'm so scared of pedo shit bros help beware don't ever watch this list of those 20 animes that are disgustingly pedo I didn't get hard in the slightest please like and subscribe to the fellow not pedo guys fuck pedos"..

447 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10418 00:42

My girl started watching One Piece on her own time ❤️! As an anime weeb this not only excites me but broke my heart to pull her from watching the current Wano arc. And since I’m caught up on the manga I couldn’t allow her to eventually learn things I waited so long to find out 😄

448 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10418 02:02

I've grown significantly more radicalized (in Minecraft) since I first started watching chuubas in 2020, though.

449 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10418 19:16

The saying is “Let he who is without sin cast the FIRST stone”. After that, anybody can cast stones, it’s a free for all

450 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10419 18:26

My daughter is an non-verbal autistic and it is really hard for me to find things that she really enjoys... I stumbled upon ur five nights at Freddy's videos and when the jump scares happened she has never laughed so hard... Ur videos and crazy random noises u make gives us something we both can really enjoy together.. Thank u so much for everything u do cause u have brought more happiness in our lives... I cannot thank u enough for these special moments u have given me with my daughter... So again thank u so much and please never stop doing what you love

Much love❤️,
Cassandra (Reoloky) and my daughter Bailee

451 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10420 08:10

"Hyperborean tummy-pilled Aryan breeding pens. German women literally made for big finnish dick, think about it! Faustian homo-eroticism must be countered by big cummies in tradwives"

"Please Himmler, I need more artillery shells, my frontline is collapsing"

452 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10420 08:49

was jojo making a touhou reference?

453 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10420 13:21

When it's hard, you can get well by seeing the picture of "Gregor Samsa, who is a positive insect and is full of energy to go to work" that Google put out in commemoration of Kafka's birth.

454 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10421 06:31

I know the thread is mostly female focused, but take a bisexual male’s word for it when I say that there are a lot of very talented male stuffers out there. In fact, outside of some Nikocado-tier travesties, male stuffers seem to not suffer from the same problems as a lot of 3D female stuffers that we often complain about. The male stuffers seem more willing to push their capacity on average. Which is a real shame, since girls who can out-eat guys are the hottest shit imaginable.

455 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10421 07:09

“I’m not lovin’ it” … says Ronald on a remote Russian hillside. Rain pouring down, he takes one last puff of a french fry before extinguishing it, then grips his sniper rifle.

456 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10422 08:39

发点殴打妇女，暴力对待妇女的视频，
捉奸，捉贼，

457 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10422 15:33

kinda funny how "canon" only matters when I give a character some melanin and not when I give these touhou washboards some massive racks

458 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10422 17:52

>>457
Tbf the right audience will complain about boobhus too

459 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10422 21:38

When I cum I transmute my semen into 4th dimensional cocaine through alchemical practices and then inject said 4D cocaine into my eyes giving me a massive burst of energy and confidence

Nofappers BTFO

460 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10423 13:33

Sonic is not 16/17, he's 15. Someone lied to you...

Furthermore, no character in the Sonic franchise, with the exceptions of Shadow (He's ageless), Knuckles, Rouge, Vector, Espio, and a few others that aren't important, are of the age of consent.

461 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10424 04:24

A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year-old grandson. The old man’s hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather’s shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.

The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. “We must do something about father,” said the son. “I’ve had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.” So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl! When the family glanced in Grandfather’s direction, sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.

The four-year-old watched it all in silence.

One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor. He asked the child sweetly, “What are you making?” Just as sweetly, the boy responded, “Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up.” The four-year-old smiled and went back to work.

The words so struck the parents so that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done.

That evening the husband took Grandfather’s hand and gently led him back to the family table. For the remainder of his day, he ate every meal with the family. And for some reason, neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled

462 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10424 10:06

Elden ring final score 9/10. Perfect game. i subtracted 1 point because the devs made Miyazaki remove some of the feet he wanted to put in

463 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10424 21:07

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464 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10428 09:35

first thing any wizard does is automate their life via magic, the house cleans itself, the food cooks itself, the dicks suck themselves.
But you put the Wizards into an Ivy League school and now it's not so much about convenience but exerting power over anyone with less than them

465 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10428 17:41

夢でうんこ漏らす夢見たわ

466 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10430 21:58

to be fair, churchill was under a lot of stress, having just murdered 3,000,000 bengalis without a second thought.

467 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10432 07:21

man the persona games are so fucking good when you ignore all the parts of them that are bad. it's such good writing when you take out all the bad writing. i somehow am being 100% sincere. they're just so cool except for the parts that are shit and make no sense

468 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10432 08:11

life is literally one big amogus

469 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10432 11:07

What you current event obsessed losers dont understand is when people tell you "I'm not really political" they're politely saying: "I dont want to discuss politics with a near stranger" or "I dont want to argue with uncivil weirdoes online". I cant believe you turned that into something to complain about

470 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10432 14:58

colorjaks are coal

471 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10432 15:31

How come monkeys are so hairy yet they have pink arses with no hair on, whilst I am bald as a coot and I’ve got a big hairy arse ? Perhaps Charles Darwin could explain that !

472 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10432 22:14

genetics

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