Name a hedgehog cooler than Sonic. I'll wait.
The Miles Davis of being way past cool
The guy on the "Der Untermensch" Nazi poster actually looks pretty cool.
Today I learned that "You Spin Me Round" had a music video and that it's visual kei as fuck
I just don't have anal sex like I used to.
西方浄土は黒人がいません
pretty sure i cured my homosexuality and autism by supplementing l. reuteri
anyway all of you sperg faggots should try it as well
vc: inded
/gsg/ autists often hold the dumb opinion that Switzerland should be partitioned between France, Germany, and Italy along linguistic lines, but I think the opposite scenario would be much better for everyone involved(except the Swiss)
Imagine...from the channel to the Baltic to the Adriatic, nothing but Switzerland.............
Is this just some ploy to get me to put someone else's poop in my anus?
ENOUGH about the midterms, you're supposed to be a comedian
No, it's a ploy to restore the Holy Roman Empire. Take that, Bonaparte!
I'm kind of a big leg/footfag and apparently so is the character designer at MiHoYo because I have to jack off before logging in to do my gacha dailies or I won't be able to focus...
White people be like "ooh is that a quiche!"
I have a very ugly penis. It's brutish, thick, rough, and of multiple shades. It's likely what an orc penis would look like.
I just want to cuddle and hug a cute girl who loves me and also I love her!
I like how dudebro is a slur on the american left
>>421 Someone offered me a bit of quiche the other day and I said “Hmm nah no thanks, not a fan”
I have a really cute penis. It's not too short not too long, has a nice fat ratio and it's shape is good. If only its head was a bit larger it would be perfect.
Fuck tan M&Ms
All my homies hate tan M&Ms
this meme by blue crew
It was too big to be called a penis. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw schmeat.
raw schmeat is raw schmurder
I hate how young people like unsatisfying endings that dont even make much of a point just because its "realistic"
Shitlibs love having their own opinion screamed back at them in a faux-outrage and peppered with curse words (Maddox, Jon Stewart, etc) because it allows them to pretend that agreeing politically 100% with Burger King and the Walt Disney Corporation is still edgy and subversive.
>>431
Maddox is probably the cringiest of the "mainstream" lolcows
Neolibs be like: lets support a violently homophobic religion to own the right epically
Yay, Fat Rick Tomlinson is back!
affogato
Have you considered making good posts yourself?
Idea: calling someone "athenian"(lowercase) as an antonym to "laconic"(tersely witty). Someone who says a lot of words without really actually saying anything would be speaking in an athenian way.
>>438
I'll endorse anything that reinforces negativity towards those Greek homos
Imagine doing a passable job in a title known for its astonishing failure rate only to be labeled by future historians as "poopyname". Such was the fate of Byzantine emperor Constantine V for his support of iconoclasm.
Frankly, the Greeks deserve Turkey.
>>438 I don't think that's quite what laconic means, but I like the idea
Thinking of leaving the internet again.
>>442
Just spend less time on it, quitting the internet cold turkey never works
Thinking of all the NEETs that were killed or left homeless in Ukraine fills me with existential dread.
My online routine has devolved into doing nothing but checking DQN once every couple of days.
Penis (mine)
I ahegao'd for real
"I don't like anything that's dark"
-Dori "the nigger exterminator" Hebrewitz, 2022
Never ever subscribe to a gym that isn't owned by some roided up white boomer with a monosyllabic name ending in a velar plosive consonant (Hank, Doug, Chuck).
eating handfuls of raw spinach straight out of the bag and chugging twelve raw eggs
Are people that seriously argue and try to reason with actual crazy people more mentally ill?
funny wordle today
If there's anything worse than Americans talking about American politics it has to be British people chiming in. The Guardian headlines on US politics feels like the old Labour version of "based" tweets
>>452 I don't think “mentally ill” is the right scale to measure it on, but it often is comically stupid to see. But then some people believe that if “toxic views” go unchallenged, it is tacit acceptance/approval, which can lead to likeminded people grouping together and empowering bad ideas.
I have friends who get really worked up and upset from arguing with people who have different world views, but I myself know the simple pleasure of sitting on the toilet questioning a flaw in someone's reasoning on a subject I don't care about at all, or scoffing at an ignorant opinion, then never checking back to read their tl;dr indignant response
Not everyone means what they say, it's fun just to push buttons and find boundaries
>>454
Euros talking about UK politics and Americans talking about the EU complete the cycle of stupidity that keeps the world going.
>>458 Not medically crazy, I'm talking about crazy people who think they can improve the world with snarky self-righteous tweets aimed at people who don't give a shit. I don't mean winding up people with actual mental health problems, that would be cruel!
easy wordle today
Terry Davis ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡
2021-2022 Luzon sabungero disappearances (do NOT research)
Will Smith 30 years ago: raps about how it's important to obey your parents and eat your vegetables
Will Smith 20 years ago: Tries and fails to rebrand as an action movie hero, inadvertently turns every movie he's in into a comedy
Will Smith 15 years ago: Marries a woman who clearly only loves his money, births a son known mainly for being a twitter meme
Will Smith 6 months ago: Gives the weakest, most limp-wristed bitch slap ever in response to a comedian doing a joke about his wife (who hates him)
Will Smith now: whycome ain't no one respeck me, man?
asking a 50 year old their politics: i just vote for whoever the tv tells me to :)
asking a 20 year old their politics: i'm a thugpilled and brapmaxxed third-wave reactionary cardiopulmonary anti-lapse anti-state evolan suprafascist with support for pinochet and my favorite uma musume girl is rice shower
(staring at a screencap of Korra) "I can fix her"
mambo number 5 recontextualized as a serial killer anthem
>>467
My favorite are the people who call themselves "anti-soy tankies"
it's all greek to me...
>>471 I can't say I'm not jealous, I wish I didn't know what this shit meant.
I am strongly pro-soy. I dream of a world where everyone is maximally soy because I think the soyjak looks funny. :)
tfw rocking the marisa kirisame braid while overhead squatting 145kg
What's the exchange rate with nendoroids?
>>474
you know what else would be fun to do while rocking the marisa braid? ;)
John Michael "Nigel Farage" Osbourne
i'm lost! can someone direct me to the sun
>>480
Orient your analog-dialled 12 hour wristwatch such that south is halfway between the 1 o'clock mark and where the hour hand is pointing. The sun is in the direction of the 1 o'clock mark.
>>478 i'm a thick-necked linebacker looking dude with big arms and shoulders and a power gut who just happens to have shoulderblade length hair and be into touhou, i don't think you'd enjoy having gay trap sex with me (unless you wanna bottom)
i'm also the american schizoid lowercase poster, the japanese learner, and a cute boy appreciatior, which is why i thought the bodybuilding argument was really funny. no one who saw me irl would ever possibly mistake me for a bodybuilder, but most people unacquainted with physical culture think "bodybuilding" is a blanket term for every type of weight training....
No I'M THE SCHIZOID STOP MAKING STUFF UP ABOUT ME
Recollections from Classic WoW, aka a collection of fantasy racial stereotypes:
Orc Warrior(male): No-nonsense, the guild's main tank, probably German, a bit joyless but extremely competent
Orc Warrior(female): Sassy powerbottom, probably from a SPIG(spain portugal italy greece) country, the guild's best physical DPS, big ego, always up for running dungeons but you can only tolerate him in small doses.
Undead Priest(male): Plays the auction house like it's the stock market, used the money to buy a kitted out shadow set in a GDKP raid but always plays holy anyway.
Undead Priest(female): Male stoner, probably a weeaboo, Plays a healer because he loves helping his friends but has a bit of a vindictive streak sometimes
Tauren Warrior(male): Guaranteed to be a retard and also a furfag. IQ in the negative triple digits. Wants to be the main tank but fucking sucks at the game. Has the bad kind of German autism and probably has an obnoxiously obvious RP name like "steelhorn"
Tauren Warrior(female): R A R E. Extremely competent and also cute irl. Bitches love her udders. Encyclopedic knowledge of the game and his class but has no ego whatsoever.
Tauren Druid(male): Grinded high warlord by running flags in WSG. chubby and jovial irl. has every single engineering item and trinket, always has a trick up his sleeve.
Tauren Druid(female): The guild mom. always plays resto. She's not very good at the game but it's ok because she only has one button to press anyway. Mostly plays during the day while her kids are at school. Has 300/300 cooking.
Troll Hunter(male): An actual troll, loves griefing alliance. Has twitchy gamer dark souls reflexes and encyclopedic knowledge of the game which he employs solely for the purpose of fucking with the enemy faction. Has a non-meta pet like a turtle or an owl with a funny name.
Troll Hunter(female): The chick who wrote that leveling guide that everyone used. Seriously, only one person played this ever.
Undead Mage(male): Chinese guy playing on an EU server for unknown reasons. Competent but doesn't speak English very well, calls Horde "the tribe". Frequently spotted alone in Dire Maul for hours at a time during late night server time. Just what the heck is he doing in there?
Undead Mage(female): Alliance ranker's alt. Huge ego, foul temper, no one likes him but he gets premade invites because of his encyclopedic knowledge of every battleground. Either Scandi or German, has been on neetbux since he was 17 and ranked to 14 on every single private server released in the past 12 years.
Some of these may seem oddly specific, but oddly enough those especially are the ones based on multiple encounters with different people.
>>483
Question for you! Do you know any 四字熟語 or 3-mora phrase that can be translated as "wild and free"?
>>488
閑雲野鶴 is one possibility if we wish to imply easygoing rather than violent. 野性 is "wild" (as in disposition) and the free part would have to be implicit there.
Barbie is owed an apology. Math class is tough.
I like how trying to make healthier and more positive beauty standards just warped them in another way
alternate universe Picard who isn't a child-hating cuck so he schtups the Doctor and her weirdly hot stunt double like mad every night to ensure Wesley never exists
I have been reading about the Rwandan genocide and the UN should have been disbanded for their responses to it holy shit
the sixteen chapel
NO
PRIVILEGE IS ONLY WHAT WE SAY
ATHLETE OR ATTRACTIVE PRIVILEGE IS NOT VALID
duh lawd of da rangz
if attractive athlete privilege exists then how come i'm an autistic retard without a gf despite being powerful and handsome
Finding out that a wine cooler is an actual legitimate drink, rather than an alcohol-bearing wineline product you'd keep in a fridge and then pour into otherwise room-temperature wine to chill it down
preface
post ass
I'm surprised there hasnt been more Islamic outreach to the far-right. Hassan al-Banna's writings on Sunni Islamism would be right up their alley, especially since they do far more direct action than the secular right. Muslims governments also tend to name the Jew and Zionist worldwide conspiracy when they're under pressure or being rightly criticized!
I get a small sense of dread whenever I remember the US has presidental elections in a year or two.