( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:52

( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5918 20:31

( ・-◍) What about 'em?

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5919 05:24

( ゚ ヮ゚) I am My Grandmother's Daughter!

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5919 10:50

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread is progressing just as planned.
 (つ   つ 
 | | |     
 (__)_)

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5920 05:10

   ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ( ´∀`)< わたしはもなるこのスレッドを進行している keikaku dori でう
  (つ   つ  \________
  | | |
  (__)_)

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5920 17:34

 ∩_∩
 ( ・⌢◍)
c(,_uuノ

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5920 21:02

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and wow, Monar, your Japanese's gotten rusty.
 (つ   つ 
 | | |     
 (__)_)

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5921 21:25

poo in a butt.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5921 23:52

poo in a butt.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 00:16

( ・-◍) Why is my thread so popular all of a sudden?

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 04:58

poo in a butt.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 20:20

( ・-◍) I'm gonna go post that in every other thred, see how you fagets like it.

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5923 03:08

( ・-(➑ミ thunk

( ・-◍) STOP IT!

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5924 02:55

>>661
( ˃ ヮ˂) POO IN YOUR BUTT!!!!!!

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5925 18:43

( ´ω`) He'd have to take the carrot out first.

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5925 20:51

( ・-◍) I don't put carrots in my butt you gaywads.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 03:38

( ・-◍) Any more.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 03:46

(・∀・) Oh look a rare and precious 666get just lying in the street!

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 10:03

( ・-・) Fuck you Satan, fuck you!

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 23:38

(・∀・) It's crunchy and juicy and warm like hot buttered garlic bread!

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 20:13

poo in a butt

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5932 22:41

space docking

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5933 00:37

( ⌒-⌒) Excellent~

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5933 23:41

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673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5934 04:29

( ・-・) ... it can't be! It can't!!

( ・-・)

( ・o・) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5934 17:10

( ⌒‿ ⌒) hee!

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5934 17:33

( ・-・) UNIT 4!!!!!

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5940 16:39

( ゚ ヮ゚) Yay!!

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5941 03:05

( ・-・) So that was YOUR cigar smoldering in the ashtray!

( ⌒-⌒) YES!

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5941 08:11

( ゚ ヮ゚) Yaaaaaaaaay!!

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5941 19:27

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5941 22:56

( ˃ ヮ˂) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5942 21:48

( ・-・) What are you so fucking happy about?

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5943 00:53

( ゚ ヮ゚) About all the time!
( ˃ ヮ˂) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5945 05:24

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!
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   .......;;;;;;;;;;゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙       .'                             ヽ      ゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙;;;;;;;;;;......
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684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5947 19:59

( ・-・) Well, I did ask.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5950 15:31

( ・-・) Anyways... Internet. Serious Business!

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5952 19:54

( ・-・) desu desu desu desu...

( ・-・) Fuck. It really is derailed.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5952 21:09

BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX BUTTSEX

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 14:02

( ・-・) SURE GO AHEAD

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 18:41

( ・-・) WITH YOUR DAD FAG

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6014 19:17

( ・-・)

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 02:26

( ・-・) fag.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 07:39

( ・-・) Hello?

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 08:13

( ・-・)

(・-・ )

( ・-・) Helloooooo?

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 01:51

Hey buddy buddy
 ∧_∧
 ( ・ω・) ̄ ̄--―─-r| |    
 (っ  l,゙゙''つl___l,,l,|,iノ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
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 ( / ̄∪_/ヽヽ

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 02:19

( ・-・) ... Is that loaded with...live rounds?

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 02:20

7.62 mm... Full. Metal. Jacket.
 ∧_∧
 ( ・ω・) ̄ ̄--―─-r| |    
 (っ  l,゙゙''つl___l,,l,|,iノ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
 ./   )|二;;二二;;二=''''''''''' ̄         
 ( / ̄∪_/ヽヽ

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 02:21

( ・-・) ...Clonepa... if Grandpa comes in here and catches us... we'll both be in a world of shit...

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 02:22

Buddy buddy.. I am... In a world... of SHIT...
 ∧_∧
 ( ・ω・) ̄ ̄--―─-r| |    
 (っ  l,゙゙''つl___l,,l,|,iノ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
 ./   )|二;;二二;;二=''''''''''' ̄         
 ( / ̄∪_/ヽヽ

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 03:40

( ´ω`) ....

( ´ω`) Carry on.

|彡

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 14:36

Hey buddy, watch me hit that 700GET on the wall!
 ∧_∧
 ( ・ω・) ̄ ̄--―─-r| |    
 (っ  l,゙゙''つl___l,,l,|,iノ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l
 ./   )|二;;二二;;二=''''''''''' ̄         
 ( / ̄∪_/ヽヽ

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 02:08

( ・-・) No! That's MY 700g- awww, fine whatever go ahead i don't care i hate you

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 08:15

ITT Grandpa

( ´ω`) Grandpa [Thread Derailed]

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6056 20:23

( ・-・) 40?! 40?!?!!?! FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU. BUMP.

704 Name: sage : 1993-09-6058 00:17

sage

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 03:42

( ・-・) Cut that out!

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 10:56

( ・-・) If this were Family Guy, why do you all treat me like Meg? I am SO Brian!

( ・ω・) But this, my friend, is REAL television. Stop crying and get back on stage!

( ・-・) Clonepa, television isn't--

( ・ω・)

( ・-・) You know what? Just forget it!

|彡

( ・ω・) How Cartman of him!

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 16:37

( ´ω`) Alright, everybody start sageing this thread. We need to make room for quality threads from now on!

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 17:04

( ・-・) Now what does that have to do with using sage?

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 20:30

( ´ω`) We're saving the parsley for Clonepa.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 17:11

 ヽ从, 
  Σ て           Yay! Parsley!
   " ○\o、    ∧_∧
     \:.\\__(・ω・..:;):...
      /=/\\ /::|]⊂;;);;:::::::....
      \\/ / ./:::/ / ;ヽ;;;;::::::::::....
      /___/::::| | ◎;;|:;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::....
       ヾ\== ヾ\;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::::::....

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6134 20:55

( ・-・) Where the hell do you keep getting those guns?

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6135 17:27

( ・ω・) From the gettin' place.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 19:54

( ゚ ヮ゚) Yay!!

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6173 20:49

( ・-・)

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6175 14:44

( ・ω・) This is a song thread now!

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6175 18:04

( ・-・) No it's not, you dunce.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 01:56

( ・ω・)

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 15:24

( ・ω・) Is too!

( ・ω・) Title: >>15
( ・ω・) First Verse: >>23,17,193,255
( ・ω・) Second Verse: La la la la
( ・ω・) Third Verse: >>714
( ・ω・) Fourth Verse: >>424,501,7,823
( ・ω・) Bridge: >>745,723,992,37
( ・ω・) Closing Riff: >>713,714,713,714

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6177 12:55

( ・-・) You can't do a retroactive song thread. This is in violation of DQN Statutes 119.09.

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6177 15:33

( ・ω・) If that's the case, there's been plenty of other violations. Why, I have half a mind to sue for selective enforcement of statute based on ethnic background.

( ・ω・) And I have a really shoddy lawyer so I know I'd lose, but I'll make sure to waste at least an hour of your time!

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6178 04:27

( ・ω・) Also, in case you didn't notice, this is a song thread now.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6178 20:23

( ゚ ヮ゚) Yay!! Song thread!!! YAYYYY!!!

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6178 20:27

( ・ω・) The chorus is >>715,716,725,722

( ・ω・) Sorry I forgot that part before.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6178 21:13

( ・-・) This song sucks.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6178 22:50

( ゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ -゚) You suck.

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6179 22:23

>>723

lol, thats actually part of the song now! Does that mean there really is no chorus?

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 02:10

>>726
( ゚ ヮ゚) No, that means this is a SELF-MODIFYING SONG!
( ・-・) Too bad it sucks.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 03:36

( ゚ -゚) You suck.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 14:33

(・∀・) Does that mean this song could become self aware?

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 14:27

( ・-・) Get.

( ・-・) Out.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 03:17

( ´ω`) Now that this is a song thread, I feel like trying to finish it!

( ´ω`) C'mon, Junior! We've got work to do!

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 07:29

Next one is >>745
(・∀・) I hope I get it

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 11:55

( ・-・) While I was going about my business, I was suddenly struck by a thought. Perhaps my true desire is not to become the most awesomemest person I can, but instead, to experience 'victory'. Nothing gives me more satisfaction than knowing I am better than all the rest, and nothing pleases me more than crushing others beneath my feet. With this in mind, I'll change my strategy. But at the same time, I must be wary not to be satisfied with just small victories. I must go for the big one!

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 15:00

( ´ω`) Heh

( ´ω`) Haha

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 19:33

(( ・-・) I like to eat string and dance around in my boxer briefs.

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 00:13

(・∀・) You have some string stuck to your head there.

( ´ω`) That's not string.

(・∀・) Then what is it?

( ´ω`) I'll tell you when you're older.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 23:33

(( ・-・) Poopy poopy butt butt butt!

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 23:40

 Hmmm.
( ・-・) (( ・-・) Poop poopity butt poop poop

   ( ・-・)
  _  ∩
( ・-・)彡 ( ・ω・)
Ah HA!

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6261 00:18

( ・ω・) rats! ya got me

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6261 02:44

( ・-・) You got that mask from your show, didn't you?

( ・-・) That damn episode where you ran around wearing this mask and mittens over your ears throwing candy pills everywhere and pretending you were me!

( ・-・) I'll get my revenge for that!

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6261 07:26

( ・ω・) Beady eyes likes to cosplay as Reisen Undongein Inaba and he can't pull it off.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6261 07:45

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    / ./ _,..-、
    i /__/,..--,i 
  ., ' `  ´ヽ、
  i <ノルレノル'     
  i !i;・-・)!|.   Fuck you, you're just jealous I'm pretty.
  | /,リ_'Y_rつ
  'i'<,_i__i_,」リ. 
    .!,ンイノ

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6262 01:36

(・∀・) And that's why you should rather play Reisin Undongein Inaba GENDERSWAPPED.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 20:35

( ´ω`) 745's coming up, Junior. Lay it on us!

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 21:31

( ・ω・) A-hem!

( ・ω・) ...

( ・ω・) This isn't my line, is it?

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 17:09

A word was not talked about when calling today.
Leech for metaphor. I live in the mirror and am existing race.
The right of you is my left. I am one useless, elaborate paradox.
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                  Why do you even watch this?
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/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) The actresses are cute.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 17:13

Do because it is thought that it is only this friction mark that sage rages?
It puts up for myself when this friction mark disappears even if w sleeps
auspiciously and w is so or is w only when raging by other friction mark thought.
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                  They look like monkeys to me.
 ____            ∧∧  ∧∧  
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) Look at the tits on that one!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 19:30

If they are acceptable, even men of old times want to give hill.
I think that the hill down is most strongly beautiful in the entertainer whom I saw.
It is memorized that the tapper was 168.
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                  Yeah. Monkey tits.
 ____            ∧∧  ∧∧  
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) You'll understand the appeal of
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/| British gals when you're older.
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 13:17

.∩_∩ Muahahahaha
(   ´)
(    つ◇.
      ∴∵ shkshkshkshk
     旦旦旦

.∩_∩  Anyone want some pois-, I mean, hot chocolate?
( ・-・)∫
( つ旦旦旦

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