( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

Do you relate to the ejaculation sex?
The brainwash sex is a rape.
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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Hoo boy!
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Flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan, flan,
flan, you love flan, flan, flan, you want to eat flan, flan,
flan, flan, flan, flan makes you happy, flan, flan, flan
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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Why are we watching Courage the Cowardly Dog?　
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/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(´ω` ) Some flan sounds delicious.
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BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N! BU-N!
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( ´-`) ....

( ・-・) Psst, hey, >>757. Wanna buy some pills?

( ´-`) You still trying to get rid of those things, nephew?

( ・-・) I just recieved several hundred shipments of them, and if they don't sell my pharmacy business may go bankrupt.

( ´-`) You're wasting your time going after only one potential customer at a time, kid. Why don't you hawk them on your TV show? That Royal Crown thing you used to do?

( ´-`) Was that any good? I never did bother to watch it.

( ・-・) It was too good and they canceled it so that their other shows wouldn't look bad running alongside IT SUCKED AND I'M A FAILURE

( ´ω`) You act like that's news.

(・∀・) So "dramaturgist" means blithering idiot, right?

( ・ω・) Here I am!

( ・ω・) Rock you like a hurricane!

( ・ω・) Those are some nice shorts.

( ・ω・) I like to eat peanuts.

（・∀・） Hey Grandpa, remember that time we burned down the Reichstag?

( ´ω`) We raised the red flag high. Or was it a white flag?

( ・-・) I pissed on the Kaiser Chiefs once.

( ・ω・) I like to eat krullers too.

( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa!

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( ・-・) Can you do that again, but this time with more blood?

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clonepa clonepa blah blah blah
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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Sweet!
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/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(´ω` ) Ah, my favorite episode!
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( ಠヮಠ) WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR

( ಠヮಠ) SO I HERD SHE HAS MITTENS

( ´☉-◉`) We are bludgeoning them and then smearing their faces with brown and orange bile. Then we wrap towels around their heads and write "FILTHY HAJI" all over them before we feast. We he Him feeds with the mouth as well as gonads. With each bite and thrust we move to the enxt plane of delicious horror. Then we have more pills in our belly. Then we take more bites. Then we have more pills. Then we write more craigslists. Then we kill more haji.

( ´☉-◉`) Satan has promised us we are almost there. More lives. More lives. More lives. Dave says they call the key to Great Hall is PCP. PCP is the NEW GOD of the AGES and his NEW ORDER of the WORLD is coming TONIGHT. We just need more craigslists before we reside in the higher world PERMANENTLY.

( ´☉ム◉`) CAW CAW CAW! CAW! CAW! SIX CAWS OF THE CROW GODDESS, DEVOUR THINE ESSENCE

( ´⦿ム◙`) GRRRAAARRRRRRRRRRRWRRRITTHE SATAAN MOAR CRAIGSLIST HAJI BUILD THE BONE PILE CLIMB IT TO HELLVEN

( ・-・) Dude dude dude

( ・-・) Just because you're weaker than spit Grandpa spit doesn't mean you should try pestering me in a pitiful attempt to get more pills.

( ●-●) HAIL SATEN

( ●-●) BRAILLE MATIN'

( ・-・) I honestly have no idea whats going on in here.

( ´ω`) Alligator pair, crocogator pair, that's why they's so mean!

( ・-・) "crocogator"?

( ・-・)

( ・-・) Go back to your nursing home already, you dried up old turd.

( ・-・) Just as I planned...

( ・-・) Muahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaah!

( ・ω・) That's just your code phrase for "I'm glad that worked out."

( ・ω・) ... that's what my friend Beady Eyes would say if he heard you say that.

( ・ω・) ... hi, beady eyes!

( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa!

( ・ω・) Sex is a special and meaningful act, not just some gross but neccesary biological act akin to taking a shit thats needed to produce children!

>>795

>sex
>gross

( ・-・) virgin detected

( ・ω・) How could I be a virgin? I don't have any genitals to be a virgin with.

( ・-・) 798 GET

( ´ω`) 799 GET. Mine's one better!

( ・-・) 800 GET

( ・ω・) 800gets are for babies.

( ・-・) I eat babies.

( ・ω・) You're a baby.

( ・-・) Your face is a baby.

( ´ω`) The Baby Is You.

( ・-・) said No! I must eat the babies!
( ´ω`) said, no, you are the babies.
And then ( ・-・) was a Clonepa.

( ・-・) Saw it coming.

bump

le xD

( ・-・) I hate this thread.

>>812
The feeling's mutual.

( ・-・)

( ・-・) jiiii-

( ・ω・) butt.

( ・-・) Clonepa, you're getting on my n-

( ・-(○ミ　 thunk
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( ・-・)っ○　Alright, who just threw this at me?

>>818
It was me. What are you going to do about it?

( ・ω・) I like you!

( ・-・)I'm quite fond of myself too.

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) What? Nobody taking the setup this time?

( ・-・)

( ´ω`) I remember when I was your dad's age, I'd fondle you too.

( ・-・) Thanks for the pity punchline, Cramps.

( ´ω`) Hey we haven't had a johnny inspection in a while, I better check you for elves.

( • - • ) Aleoght grampdA, check me for Elvis.

In the lighter side of the news, Beady Eyes has donated
his entire collection of rare Tenga Eggs to the American
Lung Association. When asked for comment, the annoying
comic foil said "I think everyone should be-
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My polished nails look spectacular. Literally dazzling, even.

As Pushkin wrote in Eugene Onegin:

 A man who's active and incisive
 can yet keep nail-care much in mind:
 why fight what's known to be decisive?
 custom is despot of mankind.

( ・-・) That's just lame, >>837

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　　　　 　　 　 ( ・-・) Fuck this thread. I'm outta here.
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（・-・　）. . .

( ´ω`) Yeah, I'm going to go with derailed on this one.

( ´ω`) Fun fact: This thread has been running for over 6 years and hasn't 999getted yet.

>>847
What are you talking about? Not even one year has passed.

( ・-・) Screw you if you think that this thread is derailed.