( E-E) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.
( ί ί) Antelope Freeway, one five hundred twelfth mile!
( E-E) Who let Mittens drive? She's like six years old!
( EΦE) Watch out! You could get run o-
( EΦE) ....
( EΦE) Never mind.
( E-E) I hate me and my thread.
( E-E) I make me so mad!
Where did you come from?
( E-E)@(E-E ) I dunno lol
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( EΦE) But will your thread ever 999get?
When I think about you
( E-E)@(E-E ) I kick myself
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@(E-E )@And then I run away!
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( LΦ`) And then what happens?
( E-E) Usually I hide from myself, or just go take a shit.
( E-E) Depends on what I had for lunch, really.
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(E-E ) Ack, my ears. Preview isn't working from here. I wonder if this will be better.
( EΦE) But will your thread ever 999get?
( E-E) No, it clearly won't. If it does, I'll kill myself forever.
gooby plz
( E-E) I want to thank people in this thread: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1406087307/l50
( E-E) People who drop dead early reduce the burden on social security and 24 hour care facilities.
goof butts
( E-E) Go away.
( EΦE) Hey, Beady.
(E-E ) What?
( EΦE) Κ
( E-E) That's what your mom said.
( #-E) .....
( #-E) At least someone still cares enough to do a flying kick into the back of my head.
( #-E) ow
( EΦE) Hey Beady!
( E-E) Fuck off.
( EΦE) I don't wanna.
( E-E) Fuck off!
( EΦE) Nah.
( EΦE) Also, 888get.
( E-E) What part of fuck off are you not getting?
Well, Clonepa, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
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( E-E) I am going to synthesize my own DDT because I hate spiders and I don't give a fuck about the environment. If anybody complains about the environmental damage I may cause, I will harpoon a seal.
( E-E) Then I'll emit so much CO2 that the world becomes a tropical paradise.
( E-E) PARADISE I SAY!!!
(E-E ) Baby spiders?
( LΦ`) Your monologue amuses me. Back in my day we would break in to our neighbors houses, turn on all the electronics and leave. We didn't even know what a carbon footprint was.
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( LΦ`) Wow. Look at all those baby spiders. Must be a million of the little suckers.
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(ςMDL)Ι You are sitting on 2 million spiders!!!!!
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witam szystkich serdecznie (^_^)
( LΦ`) Which ones were yours?
( E-E) All of them. Duhhhhh.
( E-E) Now watch as I 9/11GET
( E-E) NEVAR FORGET
( LΦ`) Forget what? Eeehhh, I think I already did! Ha-ha.
my eyes no beady
( E-E) Nobody's here, I can dance now.
( E-E)
( E-E) Dancing sucks.
( E-E) Anybody ever hear of Jonathan Smith's Modest Proposal?
( E-E) I say we apply it the crotch fruit children of single moms.
( E-E) After that, the worthless crotch fruit children can be fed to people who are broke by no fault of their own.
( EΦE) Which ones were yours?
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( E-E) So are we still derailed?
( EΦE) Were you ever railed?
( EΝE) Over twelve years now, and this thread still isn't full.
( EΝE) You suck at life, Beady.@
( E-E) On the contrary, AA gimmick threads stopped being active a long time ago, making them perma-derailed for all intents and purposes. Mission fucking accomplished, baby!
( EΝE) Poo in a butt.
( E-E)
( E-E) Fuck off.
( EΝE) Don't denigrate me.
( EΝE) Poo in a butt.
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ A statement at once both simplistic and profound, leading one's thoughts to the eternal repetition of natural events both worldly and personal. The poo, you see, represents
( E-E) Both of you fuck right off!
( E-E) Peace at last. No nuclear takes to hear, no dancing guy with the stupid hat, no--
( E-E) Poo in your pants
(╬ಠΦಠ) TAIWAN NUMBA ONE
( E-E) They're serving rabbit burgers at the Clonepa thread. What will we do?
( EΝE) Taste The Rabbit
iE◡EjI just tried my own pills for the first time.
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iE◡EjWhy the fuck did I wait so long? These are GREAT!
( E-E) aw fuck it wore off.
( E-E)
( E-E) didn't like it anyway.
( EΝE) No Beady it doesn't work like that, that can be really dangerous