CTRL+V THREAD! [part 5] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 19:20

In many GUI environments, including Microsoft Windows and most desktop environments based on the X Window System, and in applications such as word processing software running in those environments, control-V can be used to paste text from the clipboard at the current cursor position. Control-V was one of a handful of keyboard sequences chosen by the program designers at Xerox PARC to control text editing. Presumably these particular keystrokes were chosen because of their location on a standard QWERTY keyboard, since the Z (undo), X (cut), C (copy), and V (paste) keys are located together at the left end of the bottom row of the standard QWERTY keyboard. The equivalent Mac OS key combination on Apple computers is Command-V.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5911 22:04

Looks up from worn Murakami paperback

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5913 01:32

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5913 04:55

The Coral - Confessions of A.D.D.D

buffers are:

bbcode

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5913 05:02

ö

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5913 05:46

verjuice

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5913 05:47

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5913 06:23

ユーアーナンバワン!!!

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5913 10:09

Ms. ********,
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Ms. ****************

Rack Rates:
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Group Rates for 30 Double Queen rooms:
$95.00

If this is satisfactory please let me know and we will book the group rate while rooms are still available.
Thank you.

had to edit it a lil

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5914 18:41

Liberals have always failed to understand the dynamic model. They assume that if they do X it won't cause any result other than improving the fate of the person intended. The reality is that if you reward something (say, having babies without a husband) you will get more of it.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5915 02:41

Shit, this is Dominoes! I told the boy to get Pizza Hut! Ahhhh god, it's like every toilet in the world just took a crap in my mouth!

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5915 04:24

( ゚ -゚)

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5915 17:59

Duck Sauce

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5915 20:14

some kinda ParaPara bullshit

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5916 14:54

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764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5916 15:16

Fou-Lu !Id1gMYGA52!!JnOjTdEH

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5916 18:41

GIMP replaces $3000 Photoshop, etc

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5916 19:05

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 18:02

Sweets made with almonds and honey were common in Al-Andalus, the territory of the Iberian peninsula dominated by Muslims in the Middle Ages. Therefore it is believed that the origin of nougat come just then, the Arabs.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 18:22

Conservatives: rich people get that way through a combination of hard work, luck, and determination.
Liberals: rich people get that way by taking advantage of others.

Conservatives: corporations exist to earn money.
Liberals: corporations exist to provide jobs.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5918 08:27

cave troll

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5918 16:29

       PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS   
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771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5919 03:02

Because IIS 4.0 does not strictly follow RFC 2616, it returns Active Server Pages (ASP)-based Microsoft Visual Basic Scripting Edition (VBScript) errors with a status code of 200.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5921 01:08

I think Britain is a pretty cool guy. eh withstands bombing in WWII and doesn't afraid of anything

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5921 01:19

SOYLET GREEN IS POOPLE!

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5921 02:12

SIXTEEN BEARS
WHAT I DO

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5921 07:59

Sarah Palin just represents what's wrong with the country. She isn't what's wrong with the country. There's no point in attacking her. It's a distraction. If more people knew that Africa is a continent rather than a country, more people would have been shocked.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5921 18:24

b/, please.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5921 20:36

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 01:48

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779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 02:03

Because it is the last thing the guy and I fuckable ... ....

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 09:29

Music from the VIP QUALITY artist DJ CLONEPA.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 15:41

哲学、システム論、科学、比較的シンプルなシステムの複合体から生じたとは何かの出現の相互作用のパターンを多様化する。理論は、複雑なシステムの出現レベルの統合の中心です。

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5923 03:45

Irresistable Kittens are waiting to be adopted by you! F

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5923 21:20

the arrangement of activities and resources that are necessary to create value for the customer.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5924 01:25

1156098344348

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5924 08:51

Got a letter from the government the other day. I opened it, read it... It said, 'We want hustlers'.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5924 10:59

TELEPHONE ALLOWANCE

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5925 00:00

A halfling village built on top of a herd of triceratops would be pretty neat.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5925 01:32

Koumajou Densetsu

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5925 09:17

says:
except you wont be able to backup your games
so if something happens you get to buy them all again
the highroad would be
BLUERAY MINI DISCS
and then there will be the
nintendo TS

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5925 11:16

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 00:05

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 00:51

Позорище всея Вселенной

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 01:24

somari level 2

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5928 05:45

Spandex was developed in 1959 by a DuPont scientist who wanted a way to display the genitalia of male bicyclists without violating public nudity laws.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5928 17:17

Hi Tom
How come you do not agree with a statement that says we are no where close to knowing where energy is going or whether clouds are changing to make the planet brighter. We are not close to balancing the energy budget. The fact that we can not account for what is happening in the climate system makes any consideration of geoengineering quite hopeless as we will never be able to tell if it is successful or not! It is a travesty!
Kevin

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5929 16:19

You have several parameters at your disposal that allow you to control the strength and the color of the warming effect. Also, you have several valve types to choose from. Each valve type offers a different degree of coloration.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 02:14

(#world4ch) <MrVacBob> fixed sage (...and probably being able to post new threads in the first place)

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 02:24

unfortunately for you, aurelius—you fucking cocksucker—and you too, but uh..
http://www.20bucket.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/1230544086078.jpg

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 17:41

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801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 21:39

あなたのipアドレスからは投稿できません

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 22:34

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803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 02:47

There once slept quietly a fat grey mouse. His name was Squeeks. His feet were blue and tasted like strawberries. One day the moon crushed squeeks! Squeeks wasn't very happy because the moon cheese was ugly and smelled like rats and Squeeks suddenly became a zombie. So he attacked Iyasu. Iyasu reveals that she is super lesbian and wants lots of tacos. She defeated zombified Squeeks with a rusty dil-do by beating it's tail down his a*****e. Soon Squeeks was not a mouse, but was instead a pickle. Jesus decided that pickles should never be used by man. So he went on and gave the pickle to Satan and Satan chuckled with glee. For he had a sammich. And it was delicious but evil because it raped the imps with a crowbar.

The imps screamed in strange ways as they made tacos. Satan ate and became a rooster who lived with a gay raccoon that loved instantaneously combusting hotdogs. The evil martini smelled gross but tasted like heaven. However enchiladas were calling the tacos to their orange room for a great rebellion against the evil martini who forced the enchiladas to use evil rocks to attack the tacos. Kris lol'd at Iyasu who crashed into a taco stand. The tacos fell on Satan's head and he went berserk. Satan started to spaz out and eat tacos. Just then... the tacos rose up to rebel and the Taco King told the tacos to eat Kris. Kris screamed as they devoured her taco. Soon Iyasu wanted her taco devoured too. So the Taco King rushed at Iyasu and attacked her yummy taco. Then the evil martini lunged at the tacos with blind stuffed parrots. Joey entered with cake filled with gay raccoons who butt munched the evil martini.

Taco King delightfully watched the action with his d**k out. While stroking his sauce coated d**k, he wanted the Queen of Tofu. She was white and nerdy, but he didn't mind because she gave good head. Her name was Tofunetta, and her bajingo was tight and loose. The Taco King found the Gaia censorship and beep it up. PG-13 was degrading and restricting to the Gaians. After beep a *beep*ed up situation had ended.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 17:06

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805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 17:09

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 19:27

"I realise now that I am a European, not an American."

I guess he went through his whole life without ever looking at a map.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5932 18:25

<SPAN CLASS="noscreen">

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5933 19:58

Soon you'll be watching women getting whipped to death against an electrified clay wall and loving it.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5933 20:11

autoreleased with no pool in place

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5934 04:22

… and the only time the number of folks on-line climbs to any decent level is when those fucking search bots come around. This is hopeless.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5935 12:48

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5935 13:44

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5935 23:28

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815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5936 00:22

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5936 04:54

USMC = U Suckers Missed Christmas

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5936 16:07

"We go in hard and fast. Watch your fire sectors and your threat ID." Happy slammed a full mag into his MP5, "Nail anything taller than four feet except the Queen. Dead queens can't give us antidotes."

Dopey looked up from his equipment check, chin quivering, "What if she won't talk?"

"She'll talk," said Doc, grimly, "They always talk. Eventually."

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5938 01:47

Killer DMing is a vicious cycle. The sad truth is that someone probably did it to them during their developmental years, someone close to them, a friend or neighbor or relative. It's very rarely an actual stranger.

It's a tragedy, really.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5938 05:51

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5938 15:35

What chance do I have, a cat's chance in hell, I better take it-

Dum dum.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5938 18:22

do you like blur?

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5939 20:50

old
work
always
new

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5940 23:34

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5943 15:03

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5943 15:12

EXIT TRANCE PRESENTS アニメ w/ a donk on it

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5944 01:30

  ε ⌒ヘ⌒ヽフ
 (   (  ・ω・)Hey! I find this thread very offensive!
  しー し─J Everyone that posted in it can expect to hear from my lawyer soon!

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5944 21:52

>The Second Defenestration of Prague was central to the start of the Thirty Years' War in 1618.

Shit, WWI's got nothin in the horror-to-pettiness-of-murder-that-started-it ratio.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5944 21:58

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Note that in the Second Defenestration of Prague, after a fall of one and a half chains (that is, thirty metres), did not end in the defenestrated's death but in his landing in a rather large pile of excrement.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5945 15:23

So this kid is doing her math homework, and she asks her five scientist dads for help. "Daddies? What's the average of 4 and 2?"
Mathematician Dad says "That'd be 3, dear."
Physicist Dad says "Yep. 3's the result."
Chemist Dad says "You're looking at a 3, there, Peanut."
Geologist Dad says "Definitely 3."
Climatologist Dad says "That depends on what year we are talking about…"

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5945 18:07

pronto: worms up
Kenzya is now Offline.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5946 00:58

██
(ಠ_ృ) riveting tale, chap.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5947 16:14

i mean hes got 10’s of thousands of girls all over him every day

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5948 20:57

MASK_TED_STEVENS

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5948 23:26

Mameshiba

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5949 08:01

why is she blushing or is it....omg

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5950 02:56

If everyone in the world feels that s/he is right in one way or another, if there is a sense that this point of view is true and clear and perhaps even kind, then wouldn't it be reasonable to ask why there is so much sorrow and and uncertainty and strife? People who are true and clear and perhaps even kind don't don such clothes without hoping to be happier and more at peace. But if happier-and-at-peace does not seem to factually devolve from being true and clear and perhaps kind, something is clearly out of kilter.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5950 21:20

we lie together, cry together, I swear to God I hope we fuckin die together

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5951 05:44

-1 is a quadratic residue of $p$

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5952 00:19

         ∧_∧    
         (-@_⊃@)>>96 : It's a typo.
       ._φ外人⊂)  >>97 : Once I win my next lawsuit, I'll give you the money.
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840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5952 11:26

QUIT HITTING THE TORNADO BUTTON YOU CHUCKLEFUCK

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5952 12:51

Casper

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5952 15:47

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5954 11:00

Thanks for joining us, Penis!
We're thrilled to welcome another classmate to our online home!

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5954 11:37

my name is mud.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5954 17:18

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846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5954 18:20

ಠ_ಠ

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5955 11:56

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5955 19:26

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849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5956 10:37

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