CTRL+V THREAD! [part 5] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 19:20

In many GUI environments, including Microsoft Windows and most desktop environments based on the X Window System, and in applications such as word processing software running in those environments, control-V can be used to paste text from the clipboard at the current cursor position. Control-V was one of a handful of keyboard sequences chosen by the program designers at Xerox PARC to control text editing. Presumably these particular keystrokes were chosen because of their location on a standard QWERTY keyboard, since the Z (undo), X (cut), C (copy), and V (paste) keys are located together at the left end of the bottom row of the standard QWERTY keyboard. The equivalent Mac OS key combination on Apple computers is Command-V.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 03:05

Dr Laura Schlessinger ("Dr Laura") broadcasts a 3 hour long, radio program each weekday on a network of over 500 radio stations in the U.S. and Canada and has an estimated audience of 20 million people. She holds a Ph.D. in physiology (study of the functions of living matter), not psychology as some assume.

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger has said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response was posted on the internet and is best regarded as an essay clearly meant for a wider audience than just Dr Laura. It is a general reminder that many belief systems pick and choose their way through biblical teachings in determining what is "right" and "wrong". Authorship has been attributed to several, but remains unconfirmed.

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

  1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
  2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
  3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
  4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbours. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
  5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath.Exodus 35:2. Clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
  6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?
  7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle- room here?
  8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
  9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
  10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16.Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan.

A thought for today:

Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. -Mark Twain, author and humorist (1835-1910)

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 07:44

denouement

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 08:22

wakaba.c3.cx

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 18:34

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 11:31

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5961 20:30

Ye spurned a request from the famed Linda. Best to watch yer back!

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 07:29

http://www.lasplash.com/publish/LifesJourney/cat_index_grown_up_years/Lately_I_have_come_to_feel_bored_with_life_.php

The question is so normal and understandable and the girl who asks it seems so nice and sane and then you get to the answer and it's like some threw a water balloon full of dog piss right in your face.

"Your boyfriend was your father in a past life!"
I can't stop laughing.

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 19:44

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858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5967 19:11

Linkara doing another parody of the "Random shooting in the dark" gag from Alone In The Dark during his review of the Doom comic book complete with cameo appearances by Lanipator, the Nostalgia Critic, Nostalgia Chick, Marzgurl, Benzaie, Beary, Angry Joe, and various other members of TGWTG. Even MikeJ makes a game effort.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5969 21:31

860 Name: sage : 1993-09-5970 10:39

DO I LOOK LIKE I'M NICKING THINGS?
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/killanflooranbroan

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5971 01:17

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5971 02:31

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863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 05:32

You should be the “Go Fuck Yourself with pinking Shears” Czar.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 05:43

In Denmark, they have been showing two video-clips,(as an excuse to go to war down there, poised by the national tv-station/feminists/goverment), about how bad the womens situation was down there. One of them was about a bunch of women the Taleban wanted to get in a line, and the women wouldnt do it, -they were screaming and yelling and all over the place, no matter how badly they were beaten. They showed this one over and over and over. The second one, was a bout a bunch of guys, -same scenario.All the guys was standing in a nice tight line, looking at their feet, saying nothing.So the interviewer asked, why the Taleban soldier didnt hit on the men, and one nasty looking soldier just smiled and said:”They didnt have to.Men get it the first time, you hit them !!”They aired that on only ONCE !!!

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 06:50

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 13:10

BAZZERS

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 14:04

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 14:15

I'll take you to the devil,pretty boy, you're going to hell!

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 04:18

That was more fun that most games on the market today.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 04:22

American Dehydrated Foods (ADF)

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 13:10

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 23:21

Sigint: Uh,Snake... what are you doing?
Naked Snake: I'm in a box.
Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?
Naked Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistible urge to get inside. No not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Sigint: Destiny...?
Naked Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
Sigint: ...
Naked Snake: Does any of that make sense?
Sigint: Not even a little.
Naked Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
Sigint: Man. I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange?
Naked Snake: ...
Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway. I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5974 00:09

THIS IS MY BOX IT WAS MADE FOR ME
Come out of there!
NO. I LIKE IT IN HERE. DRR DRR DRR

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5974 00:40

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5974 12:08

A velvet white has fallen on the world, a cold embrace that silences every child of earth

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5976 01:49

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5976 03:07

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 02:38

Might have to have a shot or two of whiskey to get the blood pumping properly.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 03:44

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 05:03

You know, me and my rubber girl
We get along really swell, we never argue.
Three holes, no waiting

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 18:04

Amor Gosrani 12 January at 04:02 Report
hi really you are so pretty und all hope to be near from you............

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 20:56

tomaranai

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 22:15

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 23:31

ミトン

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 19:17

The sexual double standard arises from the reality that getting sex is easy for women but hard for men. The reason studs are respected and sluts are derided is because being a stud requires skill, talent, and practice, while being a slut merely requires a pulse and a lack of impulse control.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 19:36

( ゚ ヮ゚)

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5979 22:49

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5979 23:53

1993
If I could give this no stars, I would. This is possibly one of my least favorite books in the world, one that I would happily take off of shelves and stow in dark corners where no one would ever have to read it again.

I think that To Kill A Mockingbird has such a prominent place in (American) culture because it is a naive, idealistic piece of writing in which naivete and idealism are ultimately rewarded. It's a saccharine, rose-tinted eulogy for the nineteen thirties from an orator ...more If I could give this no stars, I would. This is possibly one of my least favorite books in the world, one that I would happily take off of shelves and stow in dark corners where no one would ever have to read it again.

I think that To Kill A Mockingbird has such a prominent place in (American) culture because it is a naive, idealistic piece of writing in which naivete and idealism are ultimately rewarded. It's a saccharine, rose-tinted eulogy for the nineteen thirties from an orator who comes not to bury, but to praise. Written in the late fifties, TKAM is free of the social changes and conventions that people at the time were (and are, to some extent) still grating at. The primary dividing line in TKAM is not one of race, but is rather one of good people versus bad people -- something that, of course, Atticus and the children can discern effortlessly.

The characters are one dimensional. Calpurnia is the Negro who knows her place and loves the children; Atticus is a good father, wise and patient; Tom Robinson is the innocent wronged; Boo is the kind eccentric; Jem is the little boy who grows up; Scout is the precocious, knowledgable child. They have no identity outside of these roles. The children have no guile, no shrewdness--there is none of the delightfully subversive slyness that real children have, the sneakiness that will ultimately allow them to grow up. Jem and Scout will be children forever, existing in a world of black and white in which lacking knowledge allows people to see the truth in all of its simple, nuanceless glory.

I think that's why people find it soothing: TKAM privileges, celebrates, even, the child's point of view. Other YA classics--Huckleberry Finn; Catcher in the Rye; A Wrinkle in Time; The Day No Pigs Would Die; Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret; Bridge to Terabithia--feature protagonists who are, if not actively fighting to become adults, at least fighting to find themselves as people. There is an active struggle throughout each of those books to make sense of the world, to define the world as something larger than oneself, as something that the protagonist can somehow be a part of. To Kill A Mockingbird has no struggle to become part of the world--in it, the children are the world, and everything else is just only relevant in as much as it affects them. There's no struggle to make sense of things, because to them, it already makes sense; there's no struggle to be a part of something, because they're already a part of everything. There's no sense of maturation--their world changes, but it leaves them, in many ways, unchanged, and because of that, it fails as a story for me. The whole point of a coming of age story--which is what TKAM is generally billed as--is that the characters come of age, or at least mature in some fashion, and it just doesn't happen.

All thematic issues aside, I think that the writing is very, er, uneven, shall we say? Overwhelmingly episodic, not terribly consistent, and largely as dimensionless as the characters.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5980 13:17

"The defence has been made in the case of sex criminals that there is pleasure on the part of the victim. The same is true with what we're doing with food. We may abuse our bodies with food, but it's incredibly pleasurable. From a food marketer's point of view, when your quote unquote victim is so willing and enjoying of the process, who's fighting back?"

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5981 18:03

you and I are bound on a journey that will twist the very fabric of nature

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5982 00:56

How considerate is it to be considerate? I tried thinking about it here today, but got flummoxed by the vagaries of linking and gave up.

Still, I do wonder: How considerate is it to be considerate?

I like being considerate of others but dislike being stuck in some sitcom universe where the wife asks the husband, "Does this make me look fat?" and woe betide the husband who does not come up with the right answer ... or the world of the inattentive grade-school teacher who can do no better than saying "good joooob!" irrespective of performance.

The best I can do is to state my view together with the proviso that it is just my view.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5982 03:09

Stephen Hawking. We would go into space, just so I can see him float around in his wheelchair in Zero G. Shit looks like so much fun.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5982 15:18

i wonder if people in 4D find 3D to be pleasing and 4D to be disgusting

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 18:13

John Fahey - Double 78

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 19:26

Comedy, Josei, One Shot, Romance, Slice Of Life

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 19:34

o crypt() generated passwords and print them as additional output.
* Special parameters to use APG in script
* Ability to log password generation requests for network version
* Ability to control APG service access using tcpd
* Ability to use password generation service from any type of box (Mac,
WinXX, etc.) that connected to network

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 03:10

When I help with checking the voices and had to listen to dozens, hundreds of moaning voices in one go. I had trouble following the script after a while and I started hearing moaning wherever I went. Lying down in bed and hearing “ahh, ahhhhh” in your mind is tough.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 06:02

[hand tangled in my hair, massaging my scalp] "I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Your pubes! You got to shave."

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 08:06

( ゚ -゚)

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 13:10

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903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 16:39

('A`)

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 21:01

owsid

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 23:20

Misogynist: A man who thinks women are rational, intelligent, mature human beings and expects them to act that way.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 00:03

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907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 02:16

The SI unit for electric field is the newton per coulomb (\unitfrac{N}{C}) [apparently, the only guy cool enough to match both guys was Franklin, but he doesn't get this unit because he made it point the wrong way].

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 02:40

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 10:05

Krunkass12: Dudes, I just booted up HL2 for the first time. Simply awesome. I've got to change my pants now!

RckJmsBtch: Cool. Picking mine up tomorrow. Speaking of pants, it looks like my penis is going to have to take out a restraining order on my hand because I'm a slave to porn addiction.

Krunkass12: Ah. I, too, my friend, am whipped by the lash of a porny master.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 15:33

My CV doesn't look too impressive

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 01:34

You give me weltschmerz on my penis

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 01:44

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 15:05

to keep translating, but I simply can't find enough motivation to do so. My deadline is tight as fuck. orz

29 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-20 22:34 [Del]
Today, I am taking a train to my home town, and then I come back after two hours, making my daily train time over five hours. A hard day ahead for sure.

30 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 02:02 [Del]
Viktori! Do you see my bump?

31 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 04:36 [Del]
Oh no I was absent for a few days and missed the swan song of thread 6 。・゚・(ノД`)・゚・。

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33 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 07:04 [Del]
Good morning, VIPPERs!

34 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 07:15 [Del]
>>33
Good morning!

35 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 07:48

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 22:26

To the author of the previous post:
You made multiple grammar errors and misused a common word ("effect" when you meant "affect"). This makes you a big dumbass.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5988 17:17

Roland Alphonso and the Beverly's All Stars - El Toro

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5988 19:16

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918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5989 04:57

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5989 20:37

100. Vim - [Extended Loo Break #02] Hazel, Dave, Aaron, and the Tall One

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5989 21:00

“You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.”

-- Adrian Rogers, 1931

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5989 22:34

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5989 23:00

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923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 07:31

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 11:33

Under the moon loli to issho (月の下でロリといっしょー!?) is a phrase from My life is ruined by DQN-kun.

In Japanese, the phrase "loli to issho" can be translated to "together with the loli". The next line of the lyrics is "bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex". It is speculated that the latter implied what activity DQN-kun wished to do with the loli.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 15:03

sukebeDVD!

SHAMEIMARUUUU

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 17:22

You also a

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5992 03:42

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5993 21:38

16:18 <WAHa_06x46> first, a young kid who is trying to learn to play the flute.
16:18 <WAHa_06x46> he has no talent or interest in it, he just has to for school.
16:19 <WAHa_06x46> second, that someone has composed The Saddest Song (For Flute), which is all of about five notes long, all of them extremely sad.
16:19 <WAHa_06x46> now imagine that kid being told to play The Saddest Song (For Flute).
16:19 <WAHa_06x46> that is the sound that the elevator in this building has started to make recently, while going downwards.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5994 18:48

Nov. 20. 1905

J. H. Todd
1212 Webster St.
San Francisco, Cal.

Dear Sir,

Your letter is an insoluble puzzle to me. The handwriting is good and exhibits considerable character, and there are even traces of intelligence in what you say, yet the letter and the accompanying advertisements profess to be the work of the same hand. The person who wrote the advertisements is without doubt the most ignorant person now alive on the planet; also without doubt he is an idiot, an idiot of the 33rd degree, and scion of an ancestral procession of idiots stretching back to the Missing Link. It puzzles me to make out how the same hand could have constructed your letter and your advertisements. Puzzles fret me, puzzles annoy me, puzzles exasperate me; and always, for a moment, they arouse in me an unkind state of mind toward the person who has puzzled me. A few moments from now my resentment will have faded and passed and I shall probably even be praying for you; but while there is yet time I hasten to wish that you may take a dose of your own poison by mistake, and enter swiftly into the damnation which you and all other patent medicine assassins have so remorselessly earned and do so richly deserve.

Adieu, adieu, adieu!

Mark Twain

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 04:32

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 07:33

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 12:58

No offense, OP, but usually Austria in human hands is more than enough fuck over any european power.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 15:21

Hey Boo Boo, lets go steal some picnic baskets

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 21:23

Water is actually a very poor conductor of electricity. It can only conduct electricity if there are impurities in the water. If im not mistaken, some of these impurities ionise in the water, and it is the movement of these charged solutes, and not the water, which causes electricity to be conducted.

Water also can only conduct electricity in the liquid state. its also fairly reactive. since its a liquid, its a pain in the ass to handle because it needs an airtight container, etc. no, theres no real reason to use water over copper except for the differenc ein abundance.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 22:24

A pet shop manager was arrested Wednesday for allegedly stealing a penguin from a zoo here, police said.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 23:55

I never thought I'd be saying this... I agree with hitler

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5997 17:59

ミ湲€ミクミイミオムひクミコ!

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5998 06:12

javascript:(function(){s=document.createElement(%27script%27);s.src=%22http://wakaba.c3.cx/bee.js%22;document.body.appendChild(s);})()

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5998 23:24

:)

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5999 05:13

I know a woman that believes there is a hacker attacking her computer. Every time there is a problem, or she gets an error message she is convinced it is "the hacker" messing with her. Almost every day she tells me "The hacker made me lose my document" or "The hacker made my email return with a wrong address message" or "The hacker made Explorer freeze today" or "The hacker made Napster lose its connection today" or "The hacker made a floppy unreadable" or "The hacker made the printer jam."

She has even assumed her imaginary enemy has superhuman powers. When I tell her some of the things she says are impossible to do, she says, "He knows how to do it. He is a genius."

She is sure this guy exists, and he devotes enormous resources and several hours a day, seven days a week to the sole purpose of bothering her.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5999 09:09

(face in hands)

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 00:26

up to my

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 16:40

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 20:10

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949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 23:07

死んだ

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