>>0 is banned for not posting.
( ˃ D˂) >>5 IS BANNED FOR NOT BEING ANGRY ENOUGH!
>>6 is assigned banned status for internet advertising
>>10 is banned for bringing this thread's reply count into double figures
>>22
Is banned for being an unwanted namefag, lose the name, and lose the ban
>>23 is banned for holding membership within a superstructure that espouses elitism
>>27 is banned for getting all the answers and the bonus correct. He's making us all look like we don't know calculus, or something.
>>42 is banned for being the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
>>43 is banned for making a passé reference to a 30-year-old science-fiction radio show.
>>44 is banned for not realising the novel is naturally superior.
>>47 is banned for treating logical fallacy as banworthy.
>>48 is banned for evading his banned, been banned over 3 times now
>>52 is banned for using the word "package" in an inappropriate context.
>>53 is banned for captcha abuse, regarding them as "gotcha" journalism
>>54 is banned for banning with a stupid reason, (oh the hypocrisy)
>>57 is banned because... I forgot why I was going to ban him... But, well, he's still banned!
>>60 Is banned for making a post that falls on a composite number.
>>67 is banned for forgetting a full stop at the end of his sentence.
>>69 is banned for being Omega Tiger Woods.
ANAL COCK OF THE NORTH PENIS
>>71-72 are banned for not taking their private conversation to PM.
Don't spam, kids!
>>75 is banned for using bold text that is not necessary. We run out of bold text pretty fast, so don't waste it!
>>78 is banned for trying to tell others what to tell others to do.
>>81 is banned for trying to restart unfunny circular posting.
>>82 is banned for not playing along because it would have been hilarious.
>>85 is banned for conduct unbecoming of a member of the elitist superstructure.
>>85 is banned for conduct becoming of a member of the Pax Tsukuru.
>>98 is banned for promoting the heretical view that the really short song has only one line
>>99 is banned for inquisition. also 100GET mother lover - grip, then tip ya cup!
>100 is banned for 100getting.
>>1-6,8-108 are banned for failing to assign banned status properly.
>>114 is banned for using 'password' as his password and feeling clever for doing so.
>>115 is banned for using squirrel injection as a dastardly means to hack password caches.
>>116 is banned for injecting pure caffeine into squirrels to watch them dance.
>>118 is banned for following me around like a creepy little shit.
>>119 is banned for not knowing what to do with crazy stalkers.
>>128 is banned for expunging his coffee enema in the toilet. Are you nuts? I could have sold that with a 5500% markup at Starbucks!
>>130 is banned for having a disturbing interest in people who have a disturbing interest in other people's poo.
>>142 is banned for yet another shitty joke about reversing the previous poster's intent.
>>146 is banned for incurring excessive late fees on his rental DVD rewinder.
>>147 is banned for neglecting to give the Elitist Superstructure a cut of his grey-market DVD rewinder business.
>>148 is banned for being the Elitist Superstructure's hired goon.
>>150 is banned for forcing me to use the term wapanese. Fucking wapanese.
>>151 is banned for using "wapanese" rather than its replacement term "weeaboo".
>>153 is banned for the audacity of amusing himself rather than waiting for his regular allotment of amusement to be dispensed.
>>154 is banned for attempting to establish a DQN police state.
>>156 is banned because we don't actually have winter here.
Consulting the The Magic BanHammer(tm) it says: "A++++++ would ban again."
>>158 is banned for trying to eat the snow again. Go get some real potato chips.
>>159 is banned for advocating unhealthy food choices. Go eat some tofu.
>>160 is banned for being a damned hippie. Go eat a T-bone steak.
>>161 is banned for not-so-subtle politically conservative leanings.
>>166 is banned for joining the mile-high club while on the ground.
>>167 Is banned for giving a shit to something other than a toilet, latrine, or compost maker.
>>168 is banned for not donating enough shit to organic waste manufacturers.
>>173 is banned for not using even a single CAPITAL LETTER in his post.
>>174 is bζζ ζnaζsζnnζζζζζζζ ζζ ζζb
>>182 is banned for drawing a penis on my cheek after I drank too much and passed out.
>>189 Is banned for encoding music and video into obscure formats.
>>190 is banned for encoding music only into annoyingly large files using a lossless format.
>>191 is banned for seeding only music encoded into annoyingly large files using a lossless format.
>>191 is banned for still using a hard drive from the mid-1980s.
>>1-193,195 are banned for mono-banning.
>>198 is banned for issuing a ban to a banee currently banned.
>>202 is banned for using the word "trigger" in a non-gun thread.
>>203 Is banned for mentioning Ron Paul in a discussion of Republicans
>>204 is banned for supporting Obama in the Democratic primaries and then switching to the Republicans and voting for McCain in November.
>>207 is banned for stealing from pipe storage and using his really nice pipe to whack the two lovers in the supply closet.
>>209 Is banned for building an epilepsy support webiste and making all text in flashing letters.
>>210 is banned for linking to it on epilepsy support forums.
>>212 is banned for writing a sentence in a manner unbecoming of a DQN.
>>214 is banned for making homoerotic passes at fellow posters
>>219 is banned for believing that inanimate objects can be abused.
>>229 is banned for taking too long to get to the point.
>>233 is banned for using a regular b&hammer instead of the Bannen Lagann and its Giga Drill B&er.