[ITT]We ban the person who posted before[Moderation] (999)

1 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5640 16:03

>>0 is banned for not posting.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 17:32

>>144 is banned for not using more creative insults.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 17:41

>>145 is banned for owning a DVD rewinder.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 17:58

>>146 is banned for incurring excessive late fees on his rental DVD rewinder.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 18:28

>>147 is banned for neglecting to give the Elitist Superstructure a cut of his grey-market DVD rewinder business.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 23:06

>>148 is banned for being the Elitist Superstructure's hired goon.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 23:14

>>149 is banned for not kow-towing to his rightful masters

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 12:37

>>150 is banned for forcing me to use the term wapanese. Fucking wapanese.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 23:26

>>151 is banned for using "wapanese" rather than its replacement term "weeaboo".

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 17:07

>>152 is banned for my personal amusement.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 19:12

>>153 is banned for the audacity of amusing himself rather than waiting for his regular allotment of amusement to be dispensed.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 20:11

>>154 is banned for attempting to establish a DQN police state.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 20:34

>>155 is banned because it's almost not winter anymore.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 05:25

>>156 is banned because we don't actually have winter here.

Consulting the The Magic BanHammer(tm) it says: "A++++++ would ban again."

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 16:24

>>157 is banned because, at this very moment, there are potato-chip sized snowflakes falling all over the goddamn place.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 08:28

>>158 is banned for trying to eat the snow again. Go get some real potato chips.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 11:59

>>159 is banned for advocating unhealthy food choices. Go eat some tofu.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 12:38

>>160 is banned for being a damned hippie. Go eat a T-bone steak.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 17:48

>>161 is banned for not-so-subtle politically conservative leanings.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 19:21

>>162 is banned for expecting political subtlety on DQN.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 19:52

>>163 is banned

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 01:06

>>164 is banned for not giving a reason.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 01:07

>>165 is banned for not giving a flying fuck.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 20:17

>>166 is banned for joining the mile-high club while on the ground.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 23:31

>>167 Is banned for giving a shit to something other than a toilet, latrine, or compost maker.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 23:35

>>168 is banned for not donating enough shit to organic waste manufacturers.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 00:47

>>171 is banned for trying to ban me

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 05:28

>>170 is banned, but only in self-defense.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 15:42

>>171 is banned, with a DOUBLE TEAM BAN ATTACK.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 16:14

>>172 is banned for unnecessary use of caps lock.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 22:27

>>173 is banned for not using even a single CAPITAL LETTER in his post.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 06:05

>>174 is bζˆζˆ ζˆnaζsˆζˆnnζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ ζˆζˆ ζˆζb

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 16:26

>>174 is banned for being too DQN for DQN.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 22:17

>>176 is banned for missing his mark.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 09:34

>>177 is banned for making the mark.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 16:06

>>178 is banned for the greasy mark on his shirt.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 02:46

>>179 is banned for posting while not wearing pants.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 05:32

>>180 is banned for turning around.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 14:57

>>181 is banned for drawing a swallow on his neck

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 15:14

>>182 is banned for drawing a penis on my cheek after I drank too much and passed out.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 17:04

>>183 is banned for getting drunk on a diet coke.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 17:52

>>184 is banned for draining a huge cyst into the punchbowl when nobody was looking.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 20:28

>>185 is banned for being gross

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 21:40

>>186 is banned for being grossed out by >>185

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 18:26

>>187 is banned for making fun of >>186's weak stomach.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 19:49

>>188 is banned for mollycoddling.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 00:30

>>189 Is banned for encoding music and video into obscure formats.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 02:24

>>190 is banned for encoding music only into annoyingly large files using a lossless format.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:29

>>191 is banned for seeding only music encoded into annoyingly large files using a lossless format.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:29

>>191 is banned for still using a hard drive from the mid-1980s.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:32

>>193 is banned for not banning >>192. >>192 is banned for attempting to get out of ban free.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:33

>>194 is banned for multi-banning.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:34

>>1-193,195 are banned for mono-banning.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:02

>>196 is banned for thread-banning.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:03

>>196 is banned for indiscriminate mass banning.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:10

>>198 is banned for issuing a ban to a banee currently banned.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:45

>>199 is banned for not banning >>198 for not banning >>197

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:47

>>199 is banned for at least 200 different well-known reasons.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:47

>>201 is banned for being slow on the trigger.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 20:06

>>202 is banned for using the word "trigger" in a non-gun thread.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 22:57

>>203 Is banned for mentioning Ron Paul in a discussion of Republicans

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 23:58

>>204 is banned for supporting Obama in the Democratic primaries and then switching to the Republicans and voting for McCain in November.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 00:05

>>190 is banned for stalking

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 02:43

>>205 and >>206 are banned for fucking in the supply closet.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 02:46

>>207 is banned for stealing from pipe storage and using his really nice pipe to whack the two lovers in the supply closet.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 20:57

>>208 is banned for putting the whole site into italics without permission.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 22:51

>>209 Is banned for building an epilepsy support webiste and making all text in flashing letters.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 14:26

>>210 is banned for linking to it on epilepsy support forums.

212 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5688 03:46

>>211
is
BANNED
for
discussing

shitty

  • excuses


  1. for

diseases.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 05:41

>>212 is banned for writing a sentence in a manner unbecoming of a DQN.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 21:42

>>213 is banned for being incredibly sexy.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 22:15

>>214 is banned for making homoerotic passes at fellow posters

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 02:32

>>215 is banned for not referring to >>212 BBCode expertise

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 03:12

>>216 is banned for referring to more than one post

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 11:47

>>217 is banned for abuse of power

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 23:26

>>218 is banned for abuse of a rubber glove

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 10:06

>>219 is banned for believing that inanimate objects can be abused.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 14:38

>>220 is banned for not experimenting.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 20:48

>>221 is banned for experimenting in public

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 21:27

I told >>222 I would ban him if he didn't give up smoking, drinking and sex, and he said he would give it a go. A week later I asked him how he was getting on and he said "Well I haven't had drink or a cigarette at all this week, but when my wife bent over the freezer I had to fuck her up the arse". I told him we don't take kindly to that kind of behaviour here at DQN, and he said "They don't take too kindly to it in the supermarket either."

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 22:18

>>223 is banned for being funny on a serious board

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 00:32

>>224 is banned for being serious.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 06:03

>>1-226 are banned for talking about banning!

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 20:20

>>226 is banned for banning the banners

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 21:31

>>227 should be banner

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 22:41

>>228 woke up one morning and made his breakfast and started eating his toast but then the postman knocked on his door with a parcel for him so he had to sign for it then he went back and finished his toast and got up and watched telly for a while then at lunchtime boiled some eggs and made egg sandwiches and ate them and said they were delicious but there was no one there so he sighed and went upstairs and switched on his PC and made a couple of posts on DQN and some other forums and watched a couple of videos on YouTube but then there was a power cut so he went downstairs and put his shoes on and then went round the corner to the takeaway and got a pepperoni pizza and brought it back to his house and was glad to find the power was back on so he watched some more telly while he ate his pizza then a few hours later he went to bed.

I banned him while he was sleeping.

230 Name: Talentless Troll : 1993-09-5693 00:15

>>229 is banned for taking too long to get to the point.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 00:44

>>230 is banned for not getting the joke.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 07:58

>>231 is banned for getting the joke. and for being coy

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 20:06

>>232 is banned for banning the previous poster.

234 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5694 02:47

>>233 is banned for using a regular b&hammer instead of the Bannen Lagann and its Giga Drill B&er.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5694 07:42

>>234 is banned for not sharing

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5694 11:40

>>236 is banned for creating a time paradox.

237 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5695 00:30

>>235 is banned for not knowing that there's only two seats in Bannen Lagann (and I've already got my copilot), and >>236 is banned for attempting to divide by 0.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 01:17

>>237 is banned for reminding me that 4chan exists.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 01:23

>>238 is banned for having an abnormal growth on his phallus

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 02:33

>>237 is banned for being an unfunny faggot.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 02:50

>>240 is banned for not banning >>239

242 Name: Mr. Vile!l9/dToUs32 : 1993-09-5695 03:10

>>241 is banned for having the captcha "boodoo"

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 03:16

>>242 is banned for using a tripcode. Seriously, here, why? It's even a stupid name.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5695 05:03

>>243 is banned for a 4chan-induced knee-jerk reaction to tripcodes

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