Muh generation is doomed
EOPVN
Haven't seen anyone discuss L.A. Noire in quite some time yet it's had some cultural longevity in YouTubers' choice of sound effects and people regularly using Cole's expression of "doubt" (verbal beatdown).
I used to not understand why you need to rotate the tires on your car. Don't they rotate all the time while the car is moving.
You ever encounter a woman in public and she's just inexplicably enchanting? She might not even be dressed well or have put much effort into her appearance but she stands out like a single beautiful orchid in a field of white clover. You find your eyes tracing her up and down, pausing on her lips, taking in the dainty contours of her neck and nape, imagining your wedding day, imagining yourself ravishing her all night long, your life together, being buried in the same grave together. That ever happen to you? It's because she was ovulating and you, as a male, can smell it. No amount of surgeries and voice training can give a troon the things that an actual woman doesn't even have to consciously try for.
>>842 Son, that's called being a eunuch and it's what happens when you chemically castrate yourself, it's not real, none of this shit is real.
>>841
Thats not true, im sure people who are attracted to trans feel like that all the time
>>843
actually, i spent most of my early life struggling with the fear that the twisted sexual urges i felt at the time would drive me to do something horrific to another human being one day, so i'm extremely glad they're gone now. if they're not real, hopefully i keep dreaming.
maybe if there were other socially acceptable means of castrating oneself in western society i wouldn't be trans, though.
Meme stock lunatics be all like "haha have fun with your boomer tickers" and buy up brick and mortar chains
when the guy sounds exactly like what he looks like he sounds like
i didn't need any fag hormones to castrate myself all i needed was a knife and some vodka
>>807
What's the correct way to pirate Teaching Feeling these days?
Does anyone remember seeing a "draw a moff" thread on the imageboard some while back? Someone posted his moff captcha and someone drew a cute moth in reply. Did anyone save the moff? I need that moff.
I can't get it out of my mind even though it's been months since.
on the tangential note of images regrettably left unsaved, i failed to archive a parody of SBaHJ wherein the panel of Sweet Bro saying "whoof want to know" was redrawn as Twilight Sparkle.
it was both hilarious and cursed.
anyway i hope >>850 finds the moff
I think its funny that on a board that obviously has 1 or 2 deeply religious posters, the bodybuilder type is the one to take issue with trans
Heard my 50+ parents arguing about sex
i hope frederick cook is aware he looks like a chudjak irl
>>854 Is that one of those deals where they mix the semen of 50 dudes in a jug and fertilise yo mama with the salty goulash?
>You ever encounter a woman in public and she's just inexplicably enchanting?
...No? Dude, I think you're just lonely.
I wonder what's happening on DQN right now
>>841
Hey, trans women tend to have personalities more than cis women.
Sure, there's like 6 trans personalities but women only have like 2 maybe 3
Men have like 10
lmao
>>857
Nah man, I mean it's the difference between "saw a hot girl in public, looked at her butt for a sec and went on with my day" and "saw Venus in the flesh today, would that shed've stabbed me through the heart, that I might be near to her for even a fleeting second". It's not even a question of physical attractiveness.
vc: uncuck
had to unleash the emergency mittens today, really wish they didn't jerk the way they do when scrolling it would make them far more comforting in times like this
Apparently 4-ch.net may have more active users than the metaverse, which is live already?
The funniest thing about the AI artwork hysteria is that there's been so many demonstrations with Hatsune Miku, that people actually think "Oh, this has to be AI art, nobody willingly draws Miku."
I can do most all kind of work. I can ride with the best.
She Jinping slammed as a Marxist Feminist
Gatekeep Gaslight Gross Girlboss
Sherri Martel...
fucksushi, marrysushi, ...
Speaking of religion my geography teacher showed a Turkish depiction of Muhammad in a powerpoint about the basics of Islam because he was unaware this was deeply offensive.
I dont know whats funnier, that someone that ignorant of the topic was teaching it or that he could've been killed for that ignorance
trains
the power of the punai punai
Come to think of it, Plato never made up a scenario exonerating Socrates in full.
スニードの種子と食餌（元店主：チャック）
vc: vibe
MY VC IS SOCK!
God how do people manage to become therapists, I feel like I would be bawling my eyes out at every single patient I'm supposed to be providing for.
Iran protests are cringe
>>883
Better than the so-called chinese protests of literally one person hanging a sign on a bridge for a few minutes.
no longer a 24yo virgin
I don't think as much as I used to.
Things would be better if everyone was just drunk 24/7.
One of these days I'm going to actually consoom at least something in my GOG or Steam library.
Posting from Firefox 48 :3
>>890 I was watching you power up that old laptop on the floor and I just wanted to tell you that I was hypnotised by your sexy, sexy bum. Can we have sex?
with how horribly it went i'm fairly sure i'm just not compatible with the world...
on the other hand, all my envy/jealousy has instantly disappeared and that feels pretty good
WTFWJD when nukes start flying?
As a general principle, I don't use wrong definitions or pronunciations of things made up recently by journalists, zealots, or Redditors.
I shouldn't be shocked when people do, but I can't help but feel the hurt.
FRANCE vs GREECE in the UK and this is the turnout you get?
Dang brexit
I heard some "slut rap" in a porn music video for the first time and am disappointed certain groups have rallied around it politically and were making such a big deal out of when the non-pretentiousness of the lyrics imply its not meant to be anything deeper than what it is presented as.
I do like having a feminine voice in background music for porn though
I want to eat the grapes in Minoriko's hat
Also the peaches in Tenshi's hat. Why do so many Tou hoes have fruit in their hats.
the weimarted states of muttmerica
Something is deeply wrong.
"It was at this point that Zuckerberg, seeking to mend relations with the 500-odd spook agencies, terrorist organizations, and revolutionary parties who had him near the top of their shitlists, decided to become certifiably insane."
Shota in the meat grinder
Ground shota meat
let's die in a crappy graveyard
large dumbass general
hated girly son
"hated girly son" probably describes a decent chunk of the userbase
Idea: Buddhist heavy metal band that uses Buddhist eschatological imagery the same way that e.g. Black Sabbath uses apocalyptic Christian imagery. Heavily featured on album covers and t-shirts would be things like Nioh statues, Vaisravana and the dharmapala yakshas, fierce warrior gods etc.
going to become an enkō otaku
Cant believe people still defend Disney garbage
Any other anime-styled game with fanservice and cute girls would just give them big tits and fat asses but I really appreciate how Genshin instead gave them pretty & ornate shoes and bare legs.
actually it would be "girly son in envy/jealousy" or whatever sin would replace it
Reading about forex trading seems like crypto trading but not for retarded people
>>914
A lot of bucket shops and retarded people in forex too. Crypto is more fun since it's easier to speculate on the retardation of others.
There's no way my ingenious plan of buying Rubles and Pounds and holding them until the situation in those countries improves
Thanks, Liz "the Nigger Exterminator" Truss
>>914-916
Wait, edumcate me how to get rich quick without setting my foot outside. I'd probably throw up from the sunlight after hiding for so many years behind thick curtains.
Being the square in a friend circle of weirdos rules as long as you can put up with their shit
>>917
Im not doing this to get rich, gambling is illegal here and trading is more involved and higher odds than lotteries
>>917
So there's this board on 4chan called /biz/ and this sub on Reddit called r/wallstreetbets
You must never go there.
I wonder what would've happened if I dated that francoist girl
how is smoking cigarettes "living it up", it smells like shit and you barely get high it's like the shittiest stimulant ever. if you're gonna YOLO because being old sucks at least do meth you coward.
michael goutokuji
カリ素股
what if you could fix her?
what if you were the singular one who is built different?
The one time I've been in an actual fist fight as an adult I screamed some Touhou pre-fight dialogue* and then hit the guy in the mouth so hard that I broke my hand and knocked him out. No one has fucked with me since...
*It was Kyouko from TDs3. "I'll make your screams of despair echo to the ends of the earth!"
No wait, Kyouko was stage 2.
>>922
It's only for people with nicotine addictions. A fancy cigar is fun every now and then though
>>922 What do you think of alcohol? You sound like one of those kids talking about how can anyone like drinking because it tastes like piss
Ah fuck, all the employees working at the post office today are black.
Liz "the Nigger Resigner" Truss