>>2 not only quotes a momentarily relevant bit from Monty Python, he just barfs out the whole scene in a right 'orrible fake British accent.
>>3 ENJOYS GRINDING FOR THE RIGHT EVS, IVS AND NATURES 24/7
>>4 Did several case mods to his desktop computer to make it look like ENIAC.
>>11 came back from Reitaisai5 with $200 in discs and other merchandise.
>>17 sews tribble outfits with front and back flaps for"easy access"
>>18 kneels at the altar of his signed Patrick Stewart photograph every day.
>>20's lifestyle is like that of the South Park episode "Make love not Warcraft."
>>22 spends more money on his comic book collection than he does on food.
>>23 fucked a guy while wearing a Klingon costume he bought from an ad in a Richie Rich comic book.
>>27 can't masturbate without fantasizing about Star Trek characters.
>>38 once argued about why Digimon is superior to Pokemon for a week
>>49 does marriage counseling for marriages between people and Touhou hugpillows.
>>51 Can list every single movie made by TOHO, and has 1,298 different TOHO collectible statues to prove it.
>>53 is Soulja boy, and called a Gundam a Transformer only because it was part of an elaborate trolling plan on the secret rapper-Gundam BBS that he helped to found and on which he is an admin.
>>54 thinks Space Runaway Ideon is superior to any Gundam series, except G Gundam.
>>66 is the inventor of a language consisting of only palindromes.
>>70 participated in 90% of those archived internet messageboard talks
>>71 was afraid to participate because he is an anonymous coward.
>>75 is DADDY COOL, a VIPPE Rand owsn a SECRET area of VIP QUALITY
>>86 is roughly nine-hundred and forty percent more likely to become a multi-millionaire than the average football jock.
>>87 masturbated to the Macross Frontier soundtrack at least 6 times today.
>>88 posted a youtube video of itself doing the Nyan-Nyan Dance.
>>90 complains daily about the lack of gender-neutral pronouns in the English language.
>>91 doesn't understand the problem of having to choose a non masculine pronoun since he has never seen a woman.
>>92 Has a permanent butt print on his chair because his fat ass spends 16 hours a day there.
>>94 has permanent grip marks on his penis because his fat ass spends 16 hours a day playing with his cock