[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:32

>>100 is anal'd by his sis.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 23:05

>>101 is butthurt about not 100GETting

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 00:28

>>102 still thinks GETs matter.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 00:49

( E-E) >>103 hasn't seen what a good GET goes for on eBay.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 01:24

>>104 thinks he should be recruited by the Star League to defeat the Kodan armada, because he plays space shooters when not playing an MMORPG.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 05:48

>>105 wants to believe.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 06:28

>>106 still believes that life here began out there.

108 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5396 23:07

>>107 has already installed the new 4-ch greasemonkey script.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 01:41

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 04:02

>>109's joke can only be understood by a small elite.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 05:54

>>110 thinks he is l33t.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 10:33

>>111 Tried to change his name to 1337, but the notary said >>111 couldn't add numbers to names.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 01:54

>>112 Spends a lot of time searching youtube for retro anime.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 02:43

>>113 owns it all on laserdisc.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 19:31

>>114 Knows every name of every Transformer robot, what years each one appeared, and each variant of each robot.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 02:57

>>115
Spends hours theory-crafting on how all of the Zelda games can fit into one canon story.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 02:58

>>116
writes Kirk/Spock slashfic.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 05:49

>>117 spends all his food, clothing, and housing money on crudely drawn yaoi doujinshi

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 05:55

>>118 spends all his food and clothing money on crudely drawn yaoi doujinshi, but lives with his mother

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 06:07

>>119 not only lives with his mother, but also bullies her into making all of his cosplay costumes, the lazy bastard.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 08:03

>>120 makes cosplay costumes for his mother

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 11:17

>>121 Gets into contests about how many digits of pi he can remember.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 15:57

>>122 wins contests about how many digits of pi he can remember.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 16:39

>>123 thinks math jokes in general are hillarious.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 19:49

>>124 made $10,000 in high school by selling correct test answers, and then spent it all on a new in box old Star Trek toy.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 20:22

>>125 dreams of having a mint-in-box old Star Trek toy, and faps furiously while doing so.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 01:16

>>126 Gives Bukkake to anime figurines.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 01:20

>>127 Can't ride a motorcycle without thinking about TRON.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 02:17

>>128 faps to Yori from Tron.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 03:33

>>129 founded digibutter.nerr

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 00:52

>>130 Paid a prostitute to have sex, but couldn't ejaculate until he strated thinking about catgirls.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 02:13

>>131 has a creepy catgirl outfit that he dresses up in to masturbate.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 07:17

>>132 owns all the first-generation video game consoles.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 07:49

>>133 traded them to him for a vacuum tube from ENIAC.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 13:14

>>134 Shattered his vacuum tube because he slipped while moving his pile of Einstein books.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 15:17

>>135
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137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 20:00

>>136 owns a shirt that says "There are only 10 types of people in the world - Those who understand binary and those who don't" on it.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 00:45

>>137 listens to rush

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 00:46

>>138 Stuck his penis into the internet.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 00:57

>>139 Has spent half of his life trying to refute the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 02:45

>>140 is Shahriar Afshar.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 08:32

>>141 is Gene Ray

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 10:27

>>142 is always wearing a condom, in hope he ever get's sex

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 15:47

>>143 Owns a blow-up doll of an anime character

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 17:57

>>144 pays for dates with Anigao Girls.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 23:52

>>145 Pays for several drinks to get laid by a girl. Unfortunately, even the drunkest girl still sees that >>145 is a pimply fat ass.

147 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5403 02:13

>>146 runs a pimply fat ass fetish photography imageboard.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 02:31

>>147 was photshopped into a female anthromorph, and then fapped on.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 02:36

>>148 did the photoshopping and also the fapping.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 14:28

>>149 commissioned the work over the Internet

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 20:04

>>150 waited for days to make his post because he loves Pokémon.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 20:23

>>151 learned the keyboard shortcuts to produce é, è, ê, ẽ, ē, ĕ, ė, ë, ě, ȅ, ȩ, ề, ế, ễ, and even ǝ

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 21:17

>>152 actually looked up how to pronounce é, è, ê, ẽ, ē, ĕ, ė, ë, ě, ȅ, ȩ, ề, ế, ễ, and even ǝ.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 22:01

>>153 didn't have to look it up.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 15:15

>>154 Has spent 20 years trying to build a machine that goes faster than the speed of light.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 15:23

>>155 is Bob Forward's love-child.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 17:27

>>156 is a LARPer.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 21:01

>>157 got angry about >>153 writing "pronounce" instead of "produce"

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:15

>>158 actually notices stuff like that.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:29

>>159 is inu 42

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:32

>>160 honestly believes >>153 should've said "produce" and has made a large number of rage filled webpages regarding this matter.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 02:55

>>161 subscribes to >>160's RSS feeds on those pages.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 11:17

>>162 Once was awake for 3 days debating about why Star Trek TNG is inferior to the first season of Star Trek.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 15:32

>>163 wants a rematch, to avenge his loss to >>162.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 17:30

>>164 Will understand everything said in the rematch.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 19:25

>>165 is the ref for the rematch.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 01:34

>>166 nearly went bankrupt buying stupid crap on ebay, until he sold that same stupid crap on ebay.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 14:08

>>167 bought the stupid crap from >>166

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 21:26

>>168 first sold the crap to >>166

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 22:39

>>169 is the manufacturer of said crap.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 00:32

>>170 does his AD&D calculations using a program which he programmed on his ti-83. He also doesn't trust dice rolls for the chance of the number not being entirely random due to the probability of the dice having weights in them or being have made in China, so he generates random numbers using the same calculator.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 00:05

>>171 didn't play that game, because >>171 knows all the weaknesses of pseudorandom number generators.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 08:57

>>172 implemented a Mersenne twister on his Ti-83.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 09:39

>>173 tried to post on 4ch with a PSP

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 14:40

>>174 has a DS loaded with Lucky Star fansubs.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 15:38

>>175 is the Stallman

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 15:44

>>176 has the Lisp Alien tattooed in a place that no woman will ever see.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 20:11

>>177 has "made with secret alien technology" tattooed in a place that no woman will ever see... his penis.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 20:25

>>178 feels the need to painfully spell out jokes.

180 Name: @ : 1993-09-5411 00:25

>>179 thought it was cooler to point that out than to go for metahumor and memes and explain that >>178's penis will never be seen IN THE DARK OF NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT by JISAKU JIENS during SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS.

[spoiler] It wasn't. [/spoiler]

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 01:58

>>180 added a "needs more ______" to a joke that actually was funny.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 02:31

>>181 took a funny picture and made an unfunny macro out of it.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 02:33

>>182 took that unfunny macro and integrated it into every aspect of his life.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 03:29

>>183 designed the font Impact.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 22:34

>>184 Can't change his underwear without yelling "MAI PANTSU! MAKE UP!" and waving a magic wand simultaneously.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 22:31

>>185 Insists that the 1980 version of HG2G is better than the 2005 version.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 05:10

>>186 made both versions of HG2G

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 06:39

>>187 is Cyan Helkaraxe

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 06:53

>>187 made a flux capacitor.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 08:32

>>189 would only ever get caught speeding while driving drunk because hey it was a DeLorean with a flux capacitor and a plutonium supply

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 20:15

>>190 would try to make a blue-shift joke to the cop to get out of the speeding ticket.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 22:05

>>191 Spends a ton of money on the newest CPU, and the first thing he does is overclock it until it stops working.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 23:24

>>192 told a girl in his class that she looks like the female replicant in bladerunner

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 01:42

>>193 Told a girl in his class the she has Mai Shiranui boobs.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 10:13

>>194 went to class dressed up as Andy Bogard

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 12:45

>>195 Went to class as Bridget from guilty gear.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 19:50

>>196 collects train miniatures

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 00:30

>>197 Collects anime girl miniatures.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 00:56

>>198 collects train-themed mechamusume figures.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 03:32

>>199 refers to one of his train-themed mechamusume figures as "mai waifu~".

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