[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 14:41

>>600 is such a nerd that he failed to seize the 600get.

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 22:09

>>601 wishes he could delete his post, as he supposes someone may flame him for caring about hundred-post-increment gets.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5603 00:05

>>602 is disappointed not only that he missed out on the 600GET for himself, but that it was GOT by a bad post too.

604 Name: Piyoko the Tripfag : 1993-09-5603 18:55

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605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 08:46

>>604
Ain't no tripfag as I see know trip. What a nerd.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 09:09

>>605 is taking Ebonics lessons for the purpose of expanding his social horizons.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 17:22

>>606 is taking Japanese lessons for the purpose of understanding what the heck is going on in the Touhou games without English patches.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 21:06

>>607 never had any problem understanding Touhou because he's known japanese since when he was making vhs fansubs in the 90s.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 21:43

>>608

Runs BSD from his toaster oven.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 23:32

>>609
Helps >>608 write BSD toaster kernels.

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 01:52

>>610 is a BSD toaster beta tester. His favorite part is where he gets to set the heating plates in such a way that they draw smiley faces on his toast.

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 02:31

>>611 has 4 toasters pre-ordered

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 02:47

>>612 Was making fansubs in the 1980s, and inspired >>607 to become a fansubber.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 02:09

>>613 Is called a hacker by everybody he meets.

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 03:44

>>614 looks down on those who do not hide their particularly acute computer skills.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 03:50

>>615 sleeps with a 7 of 9 body pillow.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 13:02

>>616 has nine body pillows and seven of them are Ayanami Rei.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 13:03

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619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 14:05

>>618 looked up body pillows on ebay after reading this thread

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 14:17

>>619 believes he has all the answers. His family asks why he doesn't go on Jeopardy if he's so smart. >>619 believes his family to be full of simpleminded idiots.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 15:41

>>620 isn't actually a nerd, and only speaks the truth.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 15:45

>>621 actually liked "Thus Spoke Zarathustra", instead of reading about half of it and putting it on their MySpace 'favorite books' like any good normie.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 18:02

>>622 is >>620

>>619 is now worried about spies

Also, DQN has troubles.

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 22:33

>>623 doesnt know how to post in the right thread.

Wait that isnt nerdy at all.

>>623 knows where all the w's carry out.

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 04:10

>>624 thinks Hegel is cool.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5637 22:46

>>625 Owns a Toyota Prius, just so he can tell everybody exactly how gasoline-electric hybrid systems work.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5637 23:19

>>626, after watching Iron Man, spent many sleepless nights wondering if he really could build an arc reactor to run his Prius on.

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 07:46

>>627 is a solid-state Neko-Arc reactor.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 11:39

>>628 thinks Neko-Arc is above low tier in melty

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 18:08

>>629 knows this to be true.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 19:59

>>630 posts here at 4-channel like the other 5 of us.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 23:31

>>631 thinks there are more than 3 posters here at 4-channel.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5639 11:40

>>632
Made an entire party of robots in SaGa 2. Hope you like having no money.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 01:51

>>633 Would have won the Nobel Peace Prize for that thing he invented in his garaged, if only the Nobel Peace Prizes actually went to science, not hippies.

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 13:13

>>634 get antsy if he goes too long without looking at a shell

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 15:28

>>635 bought an ant farm

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 17:47

>>636 wrote an ant farm screensaver

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 18:14

>>637 hypothesised and tested if ants look like snowmen when you pull their legs off

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 08:11

>>638 Sold a new in box Millennium Falcon to pay for machinery to test >>637's hypothesis.

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 17:47

>>639 developed an elaborate scheme to use carefully applied ant pheromones to take over the world with a mighty ant army, but got distracted by a GameMaker remake of some Zelda game before implementing it.

Shame; it would have worked.

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 23:37

>>640 Wrote a Shining Force clone in GameMaker in order to distract >>639

642 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5658 04:58

>>641 once made a request of Blaque by XCB.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 03:05

>>642 once wore a panda fursuit while posting to DQN.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 05:23

>>643 won't deny that he's always wearing a hat with some representation of animal appendages sewed on, but don't you dare open up that drawer there's nothing special in there shut up shut up shut up go awayyyyy!!!!!!

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 17:33

>>644 sculpts little clay dolls of everything he sees pictures of on the internet, then masturbates onto them.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 01:05

>>645 Sells clay doll bukkake movies

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 12:20

>>646
Stars in >>645's clay doll bukkake movies.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 19:36

>>647
Buys >>645's clay doll bukkaku movies.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 20:27

>>648 steals >>645's bukkake movies from >>647, then painstakingly edits the cover to say "bukkaku" instead of "bukkake". Without doing so, he cannot achieve orgasm.

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 20:50

On the other hand, >>649 only has to spin intricate webs of intrigue between previous posters in this thread before he can orgasm.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 01:31

( E-E) bukkaku is such a better word though....

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 04:15

>>651 tries to derail threads. Also, "bukka-ku" literally translates as "moonlit night" lol

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 04:15

>>>>651 Dresses up like an anime doll and then INVADES POLAND

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 05:27

>>653 takes secret upskirt photos of >>652 dressing up like an anime doll

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 14:42

>>654 buys secret upskirt photos of >>652 dressing up like an anime doll

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 15:16

>>655 secretly takes upskirt photos of people dressing up like anime dolls and sells them to people

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 03:26

>>656 secretly buys upskirt photos of people dressing up like anime dolls and sells them to people

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 12:04

>>657 openly buys upskirt photos of people dressing up like anime dolls and sells them to people

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 18:59

>>658 Is a member of a club that trades upskirt pictures of people dressing like anime dolls.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 19:19

>>659 is the founder and president of a club that trades upskirt pictures of people dressing like anime dolls.

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 11:36

>>660 is the founder member and largest financial contributor to a club that trades upskirt pictures of people dressing like anime dolls.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 23:22

>>661 is the recruiter of a club that trades upskirt pictures of people dressing like anime dolls.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 22:00

>>662's request for membership in a club that trades upskirt pictures of people dressing like anime dolls was rejected by >>661, who said "we can't accept such a giant nerd".

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 22:02

>>663 is far too shy to look up a woman's skirt.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 22:28

>>664 once looked up a Barbie doll's skirt. He immediately went blind.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 18:11

>>665 ran a D&D campaign based on the bible.

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 21:24

>>666 nonchalantly ignored a 666get as he does not have time for such childish things

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 00:18

>>667 Is constantly seraching for more things that equal 42.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 12:59

>>668 is so geeky that he makes up words.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 15:54

>>669 spends a lot of time on forums debating the difference between 'geek' and 'nerd'

671 Name: !MILKRIBS4k : 1993-09-5680 15:56

>>670 writes LISP/Haskell fanfic.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 21:56

>>671 is RedCream from World4ch.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 22:21

>>672 's weapon of choice is his taste for untasteful attire

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 23:38

>>673 walks without rhythm because he's clumsy.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 03:29

>>674 could do this, or he could that, but instead stays at home by himself.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 00:45

>>675 Cross dresses as an office lady to escape the boring world of being a guy in a tech support office, and bought that custom office lady suit from a fat fetishist's website, sine no ordianry office lady is as fat as >>675.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:33

>>676 is the fat fetishist who sold >>675 his custom suit.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:59

>>677 is the largest supplier of custom office lady suits to the West.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 22:55

>>678 Got tired of seeing people play guitar hero, and proceded to invent "Eurobeat synthesizer hero" to try to change the minds of people. He simultaneously cosplays as the guy from Initial D that drives an old Toyota Corolla to experience a greater effect.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 01:05

>>679 wrote a Panda detector

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 03:08

>>680's voice sounds different each time he speaks for want of enough speaking to establish a firm voice.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 08:26

>>681
Joined his college's music club to realize his dream of living out Nodame Cantabile

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 17:48

>>682 learned english watching Moetan.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 10:10

>>683 showed >>682 how to learn English by watching Moetan.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 23:25

>>684 actually managed to beat a South Korean professional Starcraft player... Twice. He then taunted the poor Korean using the Korean language, which he learned just for that purpose.

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 15:13

>>685 is depressed after reading this thread and realising that 76.4% of the comments made also apply to him.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 20:40

>>686 actually counted up the comments that applied to him and worked out the exact percentage

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 22:45

>>687 counted the anime shows not joked about in Excel Saga.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 12:34

>>688 wrote a threatening letter to the creators of Excel Saga including >>687's list and demanding that they feature in upcoming issues.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 15:14

>>689 wrote an angry letter to Enix for not re-releasing Justbreed for a current videogame console or portable.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 04:25

>>690
Played every version of Ys2.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 01:06

>>691 is a Lensman, Jedi Knight, and master of the schwartz.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 18:03

>>692 gets off exclusively on fanart of his furry persona

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 05:12

>>693
Eats ramen noodles for every meal.

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 22:41

>>694 has a technodrome instead of a truck or van.

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 11:17

>>695 read ever single post in this thread and has yet to find someone who is more nerdy than himself.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 19:27

>>696 ranked every post by nerdiness, and his post still ended up being the nerdiest.

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 20:18

>>697
wears a t-shirt that says "talk nerdy to me."

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 22:47

>>698 was lead role in wierd al's white and nerdy video

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 00:26

>>699 Has a warehouse filled with Magic The Gathering cards.

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