[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 04:03

>>400 is actually >>401 but accidentally murdered the real >>401 because he has little control over his newly acquired telekinetic powers. Wait a second.....

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO----

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 05:00

>>401 is actually >>402 who used the just finished time machine by >>395 to stop >>400 who is actually >>401 who accidentally murdered the real >>401 with his telekinetic powers.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 06:22

>>402 could carry on a chronologically convoluted conversation for hours but nobody would listen except for >>404 who is now >>403 (>>404 disappeared along with >>401) so unless he can find the original >>404 he will be lonely forever.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 15:31

>>403 Is still deciding what time he should program into >>395's machine

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5513 10:08

>>404
Is such a noob that he didn't make a joke about his post being 404.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5513 11:54

>>405 is such a nerd he noticed 404 is the same as an HTTP error code.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 01:00

>>406 knows HTML error codes.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 07:43

>>407 Writes his own custom HTML error pages featuring an anime character shaking her head.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 15:59

>>408 knows each and every anime character used by >>407 in his custom error pages.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5516 15:51

>>409 didn't make a joke about formula 409 so therefore he is a n0ob.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5516 15:56

>>410 knows the exact chemical composition of Formula 409.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5516 16:45

>>411 sometimes fantasizes about being ravaged by feisty polymer chains.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 22:26

>>412 Quotes the Paranoid Android when he is depressed.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 22:40

>>413 Doesn't use a parachute to skydive. He uses the greatest Gatchaman cosplay ever.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5518 00:32

>>414 uses .jp proxies to post on 2ch.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5518 21:43

>>415 Can smuggle anything past the great firewall of .ch

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 03:10

>>416 The trekkie who has never been defeated in a "Spock is superior to Kirk" argument finished in a draw with the trekkie that never was defeated in a "Kirk is superior to Spock" argument.

They then put aside their differences in order to prove that Star Trek is superior to Star Wars.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 07:18

>>417 lost to >>416 and his friend when trying to prove that Star Wars is superior to Star Trek

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5521 12:13

>>418 was upset that Babylon 5 never entered into the conversation between >>417, >>416 and >>416's friend, but his own failure to bring it up due to his fear of social rejection only adds further to his feelings of self-loathing.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5521 14:34

>>419 believes that if he, >>418 and >>417 were to form a debate trio, they could flawlessly prove the reigning superiority of Babylon 5.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5521 22:38

>>420 has had wistful dreams about being a Babylon 5 character, only to wake up and feel horribly, horribly alone.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 08:30

>>421 dreams about cruising across the universe with Tuvok

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 08:45

>>422 dreams about >>421 and >>420 on a epic quest to achieve the golden >>419

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 16:07

>>423 is collaborating with Clonepa #46 to turn his post into a visual novel.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 20:53

>>424 cosplays as Prof. Oak and knows all the Pokéraps.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 01:56

>>425 Crossplays as Sailor Moon

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 06:05

>>426 sews the costumes to facilitate it.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 08:34

>>427 assures >>425 that he isn't fat and ugly in hopes of getting some otaku action. >>426 sits in a corner, crying and masturbating at the same time.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 12:16

>>428 secretly wishes he was a mahou shoujo like Sailor Moon, so he could dress up in cute costumes with ribbons on them.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 01:23

>>429 Is a member of >>428's support group, and a Card Captor Sakura crossplayer.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 15:50

>>430 tries to find all the connections between Tsubasa and Cardcaptor Sakura.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 19:52

>>431 is a connection between Tsubasa and Cardcaptor Sakura, seeing as how he's intently watched and read everything ever released by CLAMP.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5525 01:40

>>432 Went to an eye surgeon to have his eyes appear more anime-like. The surgeon misunderstood, and proceeded to use lasik and get rid of those nerdy glasses.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 00:02

>>433 understands all the anime references in this thread.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 03:58

>>434 wrote a search algorithm rivaling that of Google which scours the internet looking for and cataloging anime references in forum posts made by people who are most likely girls. He has not acted on this information yet.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 12:10

>>435 Owns the soundtrack CD to every hit videogame that had one, plus several soundtrack CDs from umpopular videogames. For videogames that never had a soundtrack CD he made a file format converter, burned the converted files to a disc, and then printed a disc label that looks like the real thing.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 17:05

>>436
Posted in this thread

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 17:43

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 18:40

>>438 makes ample usage of double-quoting to save himself from using his squeaky, terribly high-pitched voice.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5528 01:03

>>439 Is a guy that speaks Japanese in a terribly squeaky high-pitched voice, because he learned it from bishoujo anime and Dance Dance Revolution songs.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5528 01:36

>>440 is a Japanese Panda

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5528 01:48

>>441 was kind enough to make >>440's Panda costume for free, because he learned the fine art of clothes making, and has a full time job making really fine complex costumes, selling for thousands of dollars each. Too bad >>441 Could have been making more money if he know how to make fancy wedding dresses.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5528 21:51

>>442 has memorized the name and role of every named character in the Legend of Zelda series, and most of the roles of the unnamed ones

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5528 22:46

>>443 Learned how to shape metal, only to make copies of famous swords. Now he is combining that with other sciences so that he can stab someone from across the room, the way Link does when he has a full set of hearts.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 14:18

>>444 learned how to shape metal, only to make copies of mahou shoujo staffs.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 16:20

>>445 knows the names of at least 200 different mahou shoujo anime, and has costumes for cosplaying as the main characters in each one (costumes designed by >>441).

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 18:02

>>446 spends his days on the internet pushing people to talk about mahou curtian shooters to the exclusion of all else

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 23:21

>>447 got bored learning insignificant anime statistics, and instead went to learn about every Japanese movie that resembles Godzilla in some way.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 00:25

>>448 attempted to enact a law which would banish all American Godzilla films in virtue of their "culturally insensitive material". Much to his dismay, this only served to bring more attention to Godzilla's foreign legacy. He is now unable to feel smugly superior while enjoying "Godzilla eats sushi and only slightly enjoys his meal" (1969).

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 05:17

>>449 was the person known for doing all of his maths calculations with a Curta™ math grenade in high school.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 06:03

>>450 keeps up a regular correspondence with his favorite seiyu, even though their responses are all variations of "Please leave me alone."

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5531 19:07

>>451
Knows every single Japanese variation of ''Please leave me alone'' due to his online stalking of Japanese schoolboys.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5531 21:59

>>452 pretended to be a Japanese schoolboy at one point. When encountered by >>451, he replied "I would like to make a bukkake with you", but was promptly ignored because >>451 is not like that.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 09:12

>>453 makes vinyl models out of DQN captchas

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 11:16

>>454 makes resin ones.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 15:44

>>455 sells both resin and vinyl ones

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 15:47

>>456
Purchases said vinyl and resin models.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 16:13

>>457 is gonna take you back to the past / to play some shitty games that suck ass.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 18:19

>>458 would rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear than play any more horrible video games.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 18:51

>>459 plays visual novels.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 13:28

>>460 knows the kingdoms hearts OP theme by heart.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 17:44

>>461 Knows the entire Kingdom Hearts script by heart

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 21:08

>>462 knows the scripts of every Final Fantasy game yet released by heart, including the Tactics spinoffs.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 21:13

Ate the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and downed it with beer in order to avoid playing certain videogames.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 21:29

>>464 thought it would be hilarious to cast a cloaking spell on >>463, because he is a humongous RPG nerd.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 21:50

>>465 wishes he was Kona-chan's computer

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 22:37

>>466 knows every single DQN song by heart(including Tite) as well as the url to the song thread it was created in.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 23:36

>>467 rallied his local church to sing "Jesus phase" as the opening hymn each Sunday. Not surprisingly, his proposal was accepted on the spot.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 09:30

>>468 has more knowledge about otaku culture-related media than his PC which has a 4TB RAID 0 in disk space and can easily replicate the data manually bit-by-bit in case of a disk failure.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 11:56

>>469 Also has a 4TB RAID system, it is dedicated to nothing but chicks with dicks.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5540 16:00

>>470 is in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the world's largest porn collection and was voted "least likely to get laid" by his high school class.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 01:10

>>471 has memorized all the records in the Guinness Book of World Records for the past five years.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 01:22

>>472 has been attempting to enter the Guinness Book of World Records for the past five years. They refuse to admit an entry for "Longest a man wearing a schoolgirl outfit has been in public".

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 02:40

>>473
Started a petition to allow a "Longest a man wearing a schoolgirl outfit has been in public" entry into the Guinness Book of World Records.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 13:52

>>474 Prefers to be the longest cock ever stuck inside a girl's sailor suit, which is one millimeter longer than >>473's.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 16:44

>>475's complexion resembles Arm & Hammer toothpaste

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 17:36

>>476's complecion resembles a pepperoni pizza with paper-white cheese.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 20:12

>>477 proves theorems which were already proven all night long. Get a life already, bicycle-reinventor!

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 22:06

>>478 submits new ways of proving theorems to all the major academic journals, no matter how obscure or unintelligible they are. His most notable submission was "Representations of non-Abelian Lie groups in N-dimensional pepperoni space".

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 08:13

>>479 draws geometric shapes on his plate using pizza grease.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 10:47

>>480 cuts them. With his penis.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:01

>>481 watches abstract pizza delivery porn where the people are chess pieces and the toppings are cheese, go pieces, and shogi pieces.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 02:43

>>482 directed said porn

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 05:35

>>483 wrote a program that spells dirty words on a chess board with game pieces using the optimally least amount of moves.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 00:35

>>484 Had to throw away several keyboards because they became stuck together with pizza fat and jizz.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 15:48

>>485 Thought "Primer" was a pretty cool movie.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 20:10

>>486 is a nerd.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 21:14

>>487 has memorised all nine Primer timelines and the pertinent information regarding their points of intersection.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 22:05

>>488
Has created over 100 theoretical Legend of Zelda timelines.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 00:20

>>489 Writes his college term papers using Star Wars text.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 03:56

>>490 wrote a program that writes all his college term papers in optimally eloquent Star Wars text.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 05:36

>>491 plays DND with double cheese pepperoni pizza as a grand prize.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 06:23

>>492 also plays DND with double cheese pepperoni pizza as a grand prize, but demands that the participants call it "Orcish cheese war-bread" instead of pizza.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 23:50

>>493 Can't play DND because of ADD. He simply watches anime that make most people say WTF.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 23:53

>>494 Can't play DND because he's too busy investigating Loop Quantum Gravity.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5551 16:57

>>495 has figured out loop quantum gravity and is now engaged in refining M-theory to a single, scientifically respectable theory.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 06:15

>>496 understands what he just typed.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 16:58

>>497 is too busy re-playing the entire Legend of Zelda series to look up what >>496 posted.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 22:53

>>498 has stretch marks, because he got fat fast.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 02:04

>>499 writes his exams in both English and Elvish, just in case.

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