>>404
Is such a noob that he didn't make a joke about his post being 404.
>>405 is such a nerd he noticed 404 is the same as an HTTP error code.
>>407 Writes his own custom HTML error pages featuring an anime character shaking her head.
>>409 didn't make a joke about formula 409 so therefore he is a n0ob.
>>411 sometimes fantasizes about being ravaged by feisty polymer chains.
>>413 Doesn't use a parachute to skydive. He uses the greatest Gatchaman cosplay ever.
>>416 The trekkie who has never been defeated in a "Spock is superior to Kirk" argument finished in a draw with the trekkie that never was defeated in a "Kirk is superior to Spock" argument.
They then put aside their differences in order to prove that Star Trek is superior to Star Wars.
>>420 has had wistful dreams about being a Babylon 5 character, only to wake up and feel horribly, horribly alone.
>>423 is collaborating with Clonepa #46 to turn his post into a visual novel.
>>428 secretly wishes he was a mahou shoujo like Sailor Moon, so he could dress up in cute costumes with ribbons on them.
>>430 tries to find all the connections between Tsubasa and Cardcaptor Sakura.
>>431 is a connection between Tsubasa and Cardcaptor Sakura, seeing as how he's intently watched and read everything ever released by CLAMP.
>>432 Went to an eye surgeon to have his eyes appear more anime-like. The surgeon misunderstood, and proceeded to use lasik and get rid of those nerdy glasses.
>>434 wrote a search algorithm rivaling that of Google which scours the internet looking for and cataloging anime references in forum posts made by people who are most likely girls. He has not acted on this information yet.
>>435 Owns the soundtrack CD to every hit videogame that had one, plus several soundtrack CDs from umpopular videogames. For videogames that never had a soundtrack CD he made a file format converter, burned the converted files to a disc, and then printed a disc label that looks like the real thing.
>>438 makes ample usage of double-quoting to save himself from using his squeaky, terribly high-pitched voice.
>>439 Is a guy that speaks Japanese in a terribly squeaky high-pitched voice, because he learned it from bishoujo anime and Dance Dance Revolution songs.
>>441 was kind enough to make >>440's Panda costume for free, because he learned the fine art of clothes making, and has a full time job making really fine complex costumes, selling for thousands of dollars each. Too bad >>441 Could have been making more money if he know how to make fancy wedding dresses.
>>442 has memorized the name and role of every named character in the Legend of Zelda series, and most of the roles of the unnamed ones
>>443 Learned how to shape metal, only to make copies of famous swords. Now he is combining that with other sciences so that he can stab someone from across the room, the way Link does when he has a full set of hearts.
>>444 learned how to shape metal, only to make copies of mahou shoujo staffs.
>>446 spends his days on the internet pushing people to talk about mahou curtian shooters to the exclusion of all else
>>447 got bored learning insignificant anime statistics, and instead went to learn about every Japanese movie that resembles Godzilla in some way.
>>448 attempted to enact a law which would banish all American Godzilla films in virtue of their "culturally insensitive material". Much to his dismay, this only served to bring more attention to Godzilla's foreign legacy. He is now unable to feel smugly superior while enjoying "Godzilla eats sushi and only slightly enjoys his meal" (1969).
>>449 was the person known for doing all of his maths calculations with a Curta™ math grenade in high school.
>>450 keeps up a regular correspondence with his favorite seiyu, even though their responses are all variations of "Please leave me alone."
>>451
Knows every single Japanese variation of ''Please leave me alone'' due to his online stalking of Japanese schoolboys.
>>457 is gonna take you back to the past / to play some shitty games that suck ass.
>>458 would rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear than play any more horrible video games.
>>462 knows the scripts of every Final Fantasy game yet released by heart, including the Tactics spinoffs.
Ate the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and downed it with beer in order to avoid playing certain videogames.
>>466 knows every single DQN song by heart(including Tite) as well as the url to the song thread it was created in.
>>467 rallied his local church to sing "Jesus phase" as the opening hymn each Sunday. Not surprisingly, his proposal was accepted on the spot.
>>468 has more knowledge about otaku culture-related media than his PC which has a 4TB RAID 0 in disk space and can easily replicate the data manually bit-by-bit in case of a disk failure.
>>469 Also has a 4TB RAID system, it is dedicated to nothing but chicks with dicks.
>>470 is in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the world's largest porn collection and was voted "least likely to get laid" by his high school class.
>>471 has memorized all the records in the Guinness Book of World Records for the past five years.
>>472 has been attempting to enter the Guinness Book of World Records for the past five years. They refuse to admit an entry for "Longest a man wearing a schoolgirl outfit has been in public".
>>473
Started a petition to allow a "Longest a man wearing a schoolgirl outfit has been in public" entry into the Guinness Book of World Records.
>>476's complecion resembles a pepperoni pizza with paper-white cheese.
>>477 proves theorems which were already proven all night long. Get a life already, bicycle-reinventor!
>>478 submits new ways of proving theorems to all the major academic journals, no matter how obscure or unintelligible they are. His most notable submission was "Representations of non-Abelian Lie groups in N-dimensional pepperoni space".
>>479 draws geometric shapes on his plate using pizza grease.
>>481 watches abstract pizza delivery porn where the people are chess pieces and the toppings are cheese, go pieces, and shogi pieces.
>>483 wrote a program that spells dirty words on a chess board with game pieces using the optimally least amount of moves.
>>484 Had to throw away several keyboards because they became stuck together with pizza fat and jizz.
>>487 has memorised all nine Primer timelines and the pertinent information regarding their points of intersection.
>>488
Has created over 100 theoretical Legend of Zelda timelines.
>>490 wrote a program that writes all his college term papers in optimally eloquent Star Wars text.
>>491 plays DND with double cheese pepperoni pizza as a grand prize.
>>492 also plays DND with double cheese pepperoni pizza as a grand prize, but demands that the participants call it "Orcish cheese war-bread" instead of pizza.
>>493 Can't play DND because of ADD. He simply watches anime that make most people say WTF.
>>494 Can't play DND because he's too busy investigating Loop Quantum Gravity.
>>495 has figured out loop quantum gravity and is now engaged in refining M-theory to a single, scientifically respectable theory.