>>905 Carved his favorite anime characters into the side of a mountain, sort of like Mount Rushmore.
>>906 Carved his favorite anime characters into his mashed potatoes, sort of like Mount Rushmore, but had to stop when his mother told him to quit playing with his food.
>>907 is thirty-seven years old and still lives with his mother.
>>909 was highly disturbed when in spite of the high production values and prodigious use of CGI in the first Rebuild of Evangelion film the aeroplanes nevertheless did not move in a realistic manner when banking.
>>913 browses DQN so much he overloaded the server's bandwidth cap.
>>914 browses Slashdot so much he overloaded the server's bandwidth cap.
>>920 also has a webcam, thinks of using it for Chatroulette, but fears his social anxiety would make it awkward.
>>921 learned to program sooner he learned how to tie his shoes.
>>924 takes pictures of cosplayers, then goes home and carries on the proud tradition of journalism at Sankakucomplex by writing an article entitled "Sexy Otaku Convention Goddess Touhou Ecchi Cosplay Wardrobe Malfunction".
>>927 can't tie his shoes very well, so he just slips them on and off so he doesn't have to.
>>928 Built the automatic lacing shoes that were in Back To The Future.
>>930 bought a replica Back-To-The-Future DeLorean, but does not drive it because he it makes him stand out to much which aggravates his social anxiety. However, he does sit behind the wheel and say "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads", over and over again.
>>937 spends an inordinate amount of time organizing his porn collection.
>>939 is creating a new *ix shell command interpreter, which he will name for his animoo waifu.
>>941 accuses people of being pandas outside of DQN, and wonders why people don't really talk to him.
>>943 has Asperger's Syndrome and is therefore incapable of comprehending or using irony.
>>944 Had his picture taken so that he would appear in the dictionary under "Asperger's"
>>946 Built so many starships and time machines, that he now builds teleportation machines.
>>947 Tries to use very complex mathematical formula to figure out the meaning of pieces of contemporary art.
>>948 knew they should have used "formulae" but don't want to look ostentatious
>>951 can eyeball mojibake and get the general gist of what it's supposed to say
>>952 reads mojibake by translating it to Esperanto then from there to English.
knows the name of every microprocessor from AY2149 to Z-80
>>954 turned off Javascript to keep megahurtz devoted to folding@home
>>958 is devoting his life to creating an IRL Emergency Mittens button.
>>961 learnt the dance from the ED of HeartCatch Precure but only ever performs it to his pet rabbit, Gerald.
>>964 Is Slayer Moon, sworn to defeat the GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS with a magic wand.
>>965's bedroom is full of Sailor Moon figurines and hug pillows.
>>966's bedroom is full of Card Captor Sakura figurines, hug pillows, fan comics, OST cds, and blu-ray discs
>>968 prefers to maintain ascetic purity in his obesession, and sneers at those who feel the need to prove theirs with merchandise.
>>969 Doesn't buy collectible anime stuff. He steals it from the movie studio.
>>971 was put in prison for stealing. He claims the time spent in prison is the way to prove how much he loves his favorite anime.
>>973 Is a chubby chaser otaku that has a Real Drive mattress for a hug pillow.
>>974 refused to wash his hug pillows until they paid their share of the rent.
>>975 washes his favorite hug pillow every day while talking to it as if it's a mentally handicapped 14 year old girl.
>>976 Had reverse eye surgery so he can shoot laser beams out of his eyes.
>>977 wishes he could afford the surgery, having to put his hands next to his eyes and make "pew-pew" noises instead.
>>984 wears three wolfshirts in layers to triple his output of awesome.
>>985 owns a Guy Fawkes mask, but never wore it because he's a shut-in.
>>986 owns a Guy Fawkes mask too, but only wears it when he watches himself in the mirror while masturbating.
>>987 feels socially anxious about the approaching end of this thread.
>>989 Earned thousands of dollars by leveling up other player profiles.
>>990 is annoyed by the continued use of .rar and .zip in a time where .7z is available.
>991 wrote his own compression program
>>992 has posted many rants to Usenet about lossless compression.
>>993 wrote a report in the eighth grade about the arc/zip controversy