[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 19:23

>>300 stays up all night waiting to pounce on a GET.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 19:36

>>301 will become an hero b/c he missed the get.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 02:16

>>302 Would rather 42GET in a Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy thread.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 05:19

>>303 is 101 posts away from 404GET.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 07:26

>>304 made a geek joke, making them the bane of their peers.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 07:44

>>305 has an alpha-geek complex

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 18:46

>>306 will go into a fit of pure blinding rage when someone claims Picard is superior to Kirk.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 19:19

>>307
Has several websites dedicated to proving his point of view.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 19:25

>>308 peruses those websites

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 20:03

>>309 has donated money to them to keep them online

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 22:01

>>310 spends that money on the websites, rather than beer and bitches

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 00:16

>>311 Can't donate to those websites because he spent a fortune on his wormhole generator that hasn't even accomplished anything yet.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 00:33

>>312 Successfully found the way how to contact with another interstellar civilization and was extremely rich due to his dark past.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 00:57

>>313 thinks that would make an award winning comic book series

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 02:09

>>314 is drawing it manga-style.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 06:37

>>315 didn't make a joke about pi.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 08:03

>>316 caught it before >>315 or >>314 did, making him the geekiest out of the three.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 10:18

>>317 Is Nagato Yuki

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 13:04

>>318 wishes he was.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 13:17

>>319 is posting on this board just like everyone else.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 16:13

>>320 Is a crossplayer.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 17:09

>>321 failed to correct >>320 for not correcting >>319 because the correct word to use was gwereh, not gwash.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 17:11

>>321 failed to correct >>320 for not correcting >>319 because the correct word to use was gwereh, not gwash.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 17:11

>>323 used a back button in a ghardcoreh browser that doesnft prompt you to resend forms.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 18:59

>>324 uses elinks.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 21:10

>>325 wrote The Hacker Manifesto

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 21:33

>>326 translated the Hacker Manifesto into Klingon.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 22:45

>>327 checked it for errors.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 01:06

>>328 Has everything that contains a 6502 CPU.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 18:12

>>329 Listens to Dragonforce and Rhapsody.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 18:14

>>330 is Herman Li

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 19:31

>>331 Can have a serious debate about Dragonlance vs. Forgotten Realms

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 20:26

>>332 could win such an argument

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 21:08

>>333 praised himself because he wanted to look cool on 4-ch

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 21:42

>>334 knows he's cool, 'cuz his Mom told him so.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 23:19

>>335 is a hikki!

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5457 00:31

>>336 Has a hard time making friends because he tends to state the obvious.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5457 19:39

>>337 drinks more Bawls than the average person drinks water.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 01:23

>>338 Knows everything involving the Slayers rock band and anime.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 02:41

>>339 Collects unreleased NES and SNES protype ROM FILES.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 07:16

>>340 Loves bullet hell games!

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 08:21

>>341 Is on the chess team, with the AV and glee club, speaks JavaScript as fluently as he speaks Klingon, and does vector calculus just for fun.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 13:38

>>342 likes to reference popular culture because he knows it makes him funny.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 14:45

>>343 is a Wikipedia contributor

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 15:46

>>344 is a Wikipedia administrator

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 16:37

>>345 is Wikipedia itself

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 17:10

>>346 wrote the Wikipedia software itself.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 18:21

>>347 obsessively masturbates to photographs of Jimbo Wales.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 19:02

>>348 obsessively photographs Jimbo Wales.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 19:23

>>349 obsessively collects Jimbo Wales' fallen hair

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 19:34

>>350 has his own wikia dedicated to Jimbo Wales fetishism.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 01:31

>>351 spends his days linking articles to Jimbo Wales on Wikipedia.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 02:05

>>352 cosplays as Jimbo Wales.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 02:07

>>352 is Jimbo Wales using a sockpuppet.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 02:20

>>354 is an average person who, through great time and expense, found the IP of Jimbo Wales' home PC, and using 1337 h4xx0r 5k1llz, turned it into his own personal proxy which he uses to browse the internet, hoping for someone to recognize the IP and mistake him for Jimbo Wales.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 07:39

>>355 is Jimbo Wales, scaling the internet high and low in hopes of exposing the luser using his IP as a proxy by flattering random bbs users

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 10:16

>>356 is such a nerd.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 13:09

>>357 is the potentiometer calling the toggle black.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 14:23

>>358
Is such a nerd I don't even have to point it out. Just look at his post.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 23:58

>>359 sometimes wishes he didn't have to hide his intellect while talking to hot girls.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 02:56

>>360 sometimes wishes he could hide his small penis while taking his pants off in front of hot girls.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 03:17

>>361 will never get the chance to take his pants off in front of hot girls.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 06:17

>>362 has taken his pants off in front of hot two dimensional girls.

364 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5476 06:27

>>363 has taken pants off of hot two dimensional girls.

365 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5476 06:36

>>364 takes off his shirt and hes ripped. ok so some fine bitch comes in and starts grinding harry. harry says dayum gurrel and hits that. well guess what the dime was actually voldemort. harry fucked voldemort and he liked it. thye do it again and get gay married

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 08:43

>>365 got all teary-eyed writing that story.

Actually, I got kind of teary-eyed reading it.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 09:21

>>366 got kind of teary-eyed reading it.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 11:12

>>367 used the tears from >>366's post to lube his dick while he masturbates to two dimensional women

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 12:17

>>368 was been raped by his long lost sweet looking cousin who was also a fujoshi and a loner to which she can't handle her cousin's cuteness after she accidentally hit him while playing SD Gundam online. Both of then later falls in love and starts making love almost everyday due to nobody likes them and hides their act from their parents..

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 15:43

>>369 dreams of this every night and faps to it in the morning.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 14:22

>>370 wishes he could assist

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 16:29

>>371 is a Panda.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 19:53

>>372 built and programmed a virtual panda to keep him company.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 19:56

>>373 bought the plans and built himself one too

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 02:26

>>374 was the middle man and operator of pandaparts.com

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 13:07

Everyone in the thread didn't noticed how >>256 got away. >>376 will not make the same mistake with >>375 .

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 00:43

>>376 Is frustrated because his NGE pillow fell apart recently.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 20:58

>>377 is feeling smug because his Moetan pillow recently arrived.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 22:39

>>378 Just finished typing his credit card number into a website that sells 2 Ruri pillows for the price of 1.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 22:44

>>379 has a whole warehouse of pillows.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5498 18:38

>>380 has a whole warehouse of pillows empty for xmas

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5499 17:25

>>381 is anxiously awaiting being gifted a Ruri pillow.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5500 00:31

>>382 is sick of all of this pillow talk.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5500 18:33

>>383 secretly wants a hugpillow. Maybe then he wouldn't be so very very alone.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5501 21:54

>>384 made avatars of all his friends in The Sims 2 and made them have sex with each other.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5502 01:50

>>384 was the only friend who didn't complain; he asked for the data to use on his game.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5502 01:57

>>386 wouldn't have fucked that up if he wasn't switching between DQN and hentai.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5502 16:29

>>387 has a whole list of bookmarked hentai sites.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5502 18:58

>>376 returns to make sure that >>385 does not get away. He does this out of the same sense of duty >>388 feels as he reviews bishoujo on his blog.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 00:21

THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME NERD?

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 16:13

>>390 is insecure about his own nerdyness and so makes fun of his fellow nerds. Also, >>389's sense of duty was developed from JRR Tolkien's books.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 16:14

>>391 does not want to be the thread-killer, and so I'm helping him to not be.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 17:42

>>392 is the Legolas to >>391's adventurous spirit. The both of them will, after browsing all of DQN (and even posting!), proceed to LARP deep into the night.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 23:25

>>393 Cosplays as a Ghostbuster and yells "Don't cross the streams!" while peeing at a trough urinal.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 16:35

>>394 Is working on a time machine just so he can see Akira the day it hit the theater.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 18:33

>>395 attempted to transform his room into a small cinema using a few rickety old wooden chairs and both his friends, so he could pretend, if just for a few moments, that he was attending the Akira premiere.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 20:07

>>396 rides around on his segway yelling "TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO" at old ladies.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 22:54

>>397 Commissioned a motorcycle customizer to make a duplicate of the famous motorcycle in Akira. He had to sell the rarest comic book in his collection in order to afford it.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 23:07

>>398 frequently induces headaches upon himself in hopes of developing telekinetic powers. Unfortunately this only has the effect that his head hurts a lot and attains extremely hard erections.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 00:14

>>400 has telekinetic powers and used them to blow up Tokyo.

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