[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 08:14

>>800 Knows the latin name for ordinary household equipment so as to appear smarter and more refined but in reality is a blunt brute who is rather clumsy.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 09:11

>>801 knows the Klingon name for ordinary household equipment so as to appear a blunt brute preoccupied with a nebulous concept of honor but in reality is smart and refined.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 20:45

>>803 knows the Esperanto name for ordinary household equipment so as to appear smarter and more refined and preoccupied with fine cigars but in reality smokes blunts.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 22:06

>>803 communicates in a stream of binary bits.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 22:31

>>804 communicates in a Klingon/Binary creole

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 23:16

>>805 Communicates in sign language while wearing a Power Glove.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5884 00:33

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5884 23:03

>>807 is by no means a nerd, not being highly intelligent or socially awkward or having obsessive hobbies, but she does dress in Geek Chic fashion and call herself a nerd because she's really an otherwise unappealing ditz that can't get attention from non-dork males.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5884 23:36

>>808 is butthurt over untrue nerds.

810 Name: ( ˃ ◡˂) : 1993-09-5885 12:29

>>809 Obsessed over He-Man and the masters of the universe

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 12:39

>>810 masturbated to She-ra. Last night.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 21:59

>>811 cosplays as She-ra at anime conventions, even though she is not an anime character, in hopes that it will cause people to masturbate.

>>811 is a man.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 22:21

>>812 fulfilled the fantasies of >>811... several times

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5886 15:29

>>813 Cosplays as an extremely minor character so only the nerdiest of nerds will recognize him.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5887 00:10

>>814

Cosplays himself and thinks it's deep and meaningful.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5887 09:35

>>815 cosplays >>814 cosplaying himself and thinks it's deep and meaningful.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5888 13:22

>>816 finds recursion jokes entertaining.

818 Name: ( * ƒŽ*) : 1993-09-5889 09:32

>>817 finds recursion jokes entertaining.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 11:30

>>818 finds >>817's finding recursion jokes entertaining entertaining.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 14:33

>>819 finds papers written about why >>818 finds recursion jokes entertaining entertaining.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 17:49

>>820 Is in the Guinness Book Of World Records for the number of fake motivational posters created.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 23:50

>>821 writes the papers that >>819 enjoys.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5890 01:41

>>822 Created the Grand Unified Theory, but hasn't told anybody about it yet.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5890 08:07

>>823 harasses Greg GUTfeld about it every night in hopes that he is >>822.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 14:11

>>824 Lives in a tiny studio apartment, and has all the special gadgetry fount in a computer genius's mansion.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 18:37

>>825 wishes to have sex with RMS.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5901 16:38

>>826
Had sex with Stallman, hence the acronym. My CAPTCHA is flap.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 19:04

>>827 believes his captcha will begin to life and have sex with him.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 23:00

>>828 enjoys glamorizing an unrealistic image of male homosexuality through yaoi, mostly because precious few straight men have been interested in her.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 01:09

>>829 is one of those tools who adamantly argues that there are girls on the Internet.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 19:04

>>830 is one of those tools that gives free things to 'girls' in MMORPGs on the Internet.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5905 00:46

>>831 pretends to be a girl in MMORPGs to get free things.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5905 14:36

>>832 Is one of those "girls" that has more money and special items gained from posing as a "girl" than with completing missions and killing enemies.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 06:30

>>833 wishes to be a girl not even in MMORPG's

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 14:57

>>834 wishes >>833 was a girl so that they could hook up.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 15:48

>>835 actually IS a girl. A yaoi fangirl.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 02:00

>>836 Is a retro-otaku that has a warehouse full of anime made between 1980 and 1997, and frequently makes snobby remarks toward younger people watching newer anime.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 03:55

>>837's favorite video game is "Custer's Revenge".

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 16:03

>>838 learned machine language for the Motorola 6502 processor just so that he could write new games for his thirty-year-old Atari 2600 console.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 23:45

>>839 Owns everything that uses a Motorola 6502, and also owns everything with a Zilog Z80.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 01:22

>>840 Is currently in a parallel universe when the SEGA Master System/SEGA MKIII was much more popular than the NES/Famicom.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 11:15

>>841 uses terms like "parallel universe" with the casual assumption that everyone else will be familiar with this and other terms from science fiction novels.

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 22:53

>>842 tries to insult other nerds to prop up his self-esteem.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 00:05

>>843's terminal shyness causes him to mumble his insult while looking down at his enemy's shoes and then run off before finishing the awesome insult he'd spent all week preparing.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 03:23

>>844 is incapable of speaking to people unless they are wearing clothes which suggest that they share an interest for graphic novels made in 1998

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 13:41

>>845 has a large collection of graphic novels from the 1980s and 1990s.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 19:41

>>846 Violently corrects people who use the American dubbed title of certain Animes from the 1970s and 1980s

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5928 18:12

>>847 Is a Shutoko Otaku because he loves Shutoko Battle games.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5928 18:39

When >>848 goes on Wikipedia, all the links are purple.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5929 16:18

>>849 clears his cache and browser history every few minutes in fear of someone finding out he visits futanari-boards.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 07:21

>>850 makes his futanari fetish publicly known through custom t-shirts.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 12:44

>>851 collects the rarest futanari manga in existence, and sometimes pays $2,000 for an extremely rare futanari manga.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 19:51

>>852 was forced by his mommy to sell all his futanari doujins, even the extremely rare ones.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 21:00

>>853 Bought all of >>852's futanari stuff.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 22:11

>>854 sees futanari as sinful, but prefers dicknipples.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 15:27

>>855 knows what "futanari" means, and you have to admit that's pretty nerdy.

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 17:05

>>856 knows 100 things more extreme than futanari

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5932 19:15

>>857 tries to keep his powerlevel low by saying futanari is extreme.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5932 21:58

>>858 Is a cross dresser that buys all his clothes at Lane Bryant

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5932 22:48

>>859 designed Lane Bryant's website in the early days of the Internet

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5933 00:14

>>860 designed the internet, together with Al Gore.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5933 17:38

>>861 is ManBearPig himself, the Nerd King.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5936 00:31

>>862 Built the greatest climate research lab in his attic, and is now researching the impact of jocks on the environment

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5939 15:34

>>863 Built his own airplane from the ground up, using flight simulators.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5942 02:01

>>864 went to the bank to cash a paycheck for $512. When the cashier asked him how he wanted it back, he said "four $128 bills please."

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5942 03:16

>>865
Cashed a check from Don Knuth... because he had a spare.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5942 19:35

>>866 Built his own ghost busting machinery and fixed a haunted building, until he crossed the streams with his friend.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5943 00:55

>>867 could have told him that he must never cross the streams.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5943 05:33

>>868 is a wookiepedia editor.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5943 06:09

>>869 spelled "Wookieepedia" wrong. Do your worst, >>871.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5944 01:34

>>870 Created 100 different websites that are all like a miniature Wikipedia that sound similar, except they cover a smaller range of topics.

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5950 17:51

>>871 successfully flew a Boeing 747 on the first try without any formal training because he played Top Gun so much that he landed the virtual Tomcat on the virtual aircraft carrier.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5951 20:58

>>872 knows his business, because he is a terrorist. A terrorist nerd.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5952 00:19

>>873 Doesn't wear a shirt without a pocket protector and at least 10 pens.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5952 21:19

>>874 is the previous poster to this post.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5953 19:09

>>875 imagines that the different options on Internet polls are political parties and tries to figure out which coalition would scrape a plurality.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 03:03

>>876 Uses hacks to vote thousands of times on one web poll, causing chaos for political analysts.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 09:53

>>877 wants me to laugh at him for reviving an old thread just to come up with a nerdy remark,

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5996 15:36

>>878 is laughing without irony.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5996 23:50

>>879 is on a low-irony diet, because his form of autism causes him to take everything literally.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5999 16:54

>>880 gets a tender feeling about caring officers when he reads 'two held by police after drug seizures'.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6022 18:56

>>881 Owns a real life version of the Akira motorcycle.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6024 00:00

>>882 pretends he's cool, extroverted, and has a lot friends whenever he's around people, but actually most of those "parties" involve a private carrel at the library.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 02:36

>>883 Has a museum of obsolete computer formats.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 15:00

>>884 hangs motherboards on his wall.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 17:45

>>885 has a pictures of his 8-bit computer collection in his wallet which he refers to as his "children".

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 20:33

>>886 has thousands of pictures of a certain anime girl that he calls "Mai waifu."

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 21:48

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889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 22:37

>>888 still thinks GETs are funny.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 00:30

>>889
Bought Haruhi season 2

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 16:24

>>890 Has the spider sense and knows how to use it.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6044 10:06

>>891 is eagerly anticipating the Spider-Man musical.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 00:37

>>892 Knows all the words to the AVGN Spider Man song.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 11:44

>>893 knows all the words to "I wanna be a VIPSTAR".

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 17:57

>>894 Is a paparazzi for a computer magazine.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 19:59

>>895 Built a starship that goes faster than ludicrous speed.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 19:58

>>896 spent his life savings on said starship.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 01:47

>>897 Built a castle in the sky.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 10:30

>>898 built a scale model of the Yamato out of earwax.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 12:15

>>899 built a scale model of earwax out of scrap metal of the Yamato.

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