>>751 was an avid player of a number of MUDs in the 90's and now spends his days ranting on various internet forums about how the MMO industry has given into "the carebears."
>>753 Has an IV bag witha feeding tube so he doesn't have to stop typing in order to eat.
>>754 Makes his console purchase decisions based on what consoles get the newest Shutoko Battle game
Doesn't own any consoles except his Atari 2600, which he plays daily and avidly in his basement, refusing to play anything newer because it's "all glamorous graphics and no gameplay".
>>756 owns a gaming monitor, a gamer graphics card, a gamer mouse, a gamer keyboard, and gamer speakers, and eats gamer snacks, and yet still talked trash about the Killer NIC.
>>758 has been following the arguments for and against the Killer NIC for years, and updates his blog about who he thinks is currently winning daily.
>>760 feels ill when he doesn't get first comment on said blog.
>>761 once wrote an e-mail spam script to attack someone who disagreed with him on an obscure message board.
>>762 spent a year writing a blog in which he roleplayed as a minor character in a popular RPG.
>>764 Refreshed the page frantically every midnight on update days to comment "FIRST" to every post.
Created a data base with profiles of every anime character to ever have the name Sakura in the entire history of anime.
>>772's interests are so abstract that table legs arouse them.
>>773 Interests involve girls with flat chests and magic wands.
>>774 dedicated the better half of a lengthy essay entitled "Popular Portrayals of Modern Wizardry" to the phallic symbolism of magic wands.
>>776 has erotic fantasies about anonymous posters on the internet
>>778 writes terrible-quality erotic fanfic about Dumbledore.
>>781 fapped to it, took a bow in front of the engraved photograph of Satoru Iwata, then proceeded to eat pie with mom
>>782 can actually tell Satoru Iwata apart from the rest of the chinks and dongs.
>>783 Can tell the difference between a empty computer disk and a full computer disk just by looking at it.
>>784 Can tell the contents of a computer disk just by looking at it.
>>785 Can tell which sectors the contents are located in by just looking at it.
If every Pokemon >>797 has ever caught were laid end-to-end, they would circle the Earth seven times.
>>800 Knows the latin name for ordinary household equipment so as to appear smarter and more refined but in reality is a blunt brute who is rather clumsy.
>>801 knows the Klingon name for ordinary household equipment so as to appear a blunt brute preoccupied with a nebulous concept of honor but in reality is smart and refined.
>>803 knows the Esperanto name for ordinary household equipment so as to appear smarter and more refined and preoccupied with fine cigars but in reality smokes blunts.
>>805 Communicates in sign language while wearing a Power Glove.
>>806 got the idea from this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV_0nGhxx2g
>>807 is by no means a nerd, not being highly intelligent or socially awkward or having obsessive hobbies, but she does dress in Geek Chic fashion and call herself a nerd because she's really an otherwise unappealing ditz that can't get attention from non-dork males.
>>813 Cosplays as an extremely minor character so only the nerdiest of nerds will recognize him.
>>820 Is in the Guinness Book Of World Records for the number of fake motivational posters created.
>>822 Created the Grand Unified Theory, but hasn't told anybody about it yet.
>>824 Lives in a tiny studio apartment, and has all the special gadgetry fount in a computer genius's mansion.
>>826
Had sex with Stallman, hence the acronym. My CAPTCHA is flap.
>>827 believes his captcha will begin to life and have sex with him.
>>828 enjoys glamorizing an unrealistic image of male homosexuality through yaoi, mostly because precious few straight men have been interested in her.
>>829 is one of those tools who adamantly argues that there are girls on the Internet.
>>830 is one of those tools that gives free things to 'girls' in MMORPGs on the Internet.
>>832 Is one of those "girls" that has more money and special items gained from posing as a "girl" than with completing missions and killing enemies.
>>836 Is a retro-otaku that has a warehouse full of anime made between 1980 and 1997, and frequently makes snobby remarks toward younger people watching newer anime.
>>838 learned machine language for the Motorola 6502 processor just so that he could write new games for his thirty-year-old Atari 2600 console.
>>839 Owns everything that uses a Motorola 6502, and also owns everything with a Zilog Z80.
>>840 Is currently in a parallel universe when the SEGA Master System/SEGA MKIII was much more popular than the NES/Famicom.
>>841 uses terms like "parallel universe" with the casual assumption that everyone else will be familiar with this and other terms from science fiction novels.
>>842 tries to insult other nerds to prop up his self-esteem.
>>844 is incapable of speaking to people unless they are wearing clothes which suggest that they share an interest for graphic novels made in 1998
>>845 has a large collection of graphic novels from the 1980s and 1990s.
>>846 Violently corrects people who use the American dubbed title of certain Animes from the 1970s and 1980s