( ˃ „D˂) Post Angry Things!! (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 17:27

( ˃ „D˂) MITTENS SUCK!

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 16:29

( ˃ „D˂) THESE "HOT AND SPICY PICKLES" ARE MORE SPICY THAN I EXPECTED! MY BODY WAS NOT READY FOR THIS!

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 11:44

( ˃ „D˂) I HAVE ONLY DQN AND A BIOCHEMISTRY TEXTBOOK TO OCCUPY ME FOR THREE HOURS!

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 12:35

( ˃ „D˂) SOMETIMES I'M NOT SURE WHETHER I HAVE UNREASONABLE EXPECTATIONS OF PEOPLE OR WHETHER THEY'RE JUST LAZY!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 15:14

( ˃ „D˂) MY BEDROOM IS BEING INVADED BY INSECTS OF ALL KINDS DESPITE MY THOROUGH CLEANING AND NUMEROUS COUNTERMEASURES

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 22:03

( ˃ „D˂) WHAT COUNTERMEASURES HAVE YOU TRIED? PEPPERMINT OIL GETS RID OF A LOT OF PESTS, FOR INSTANCE.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 22:51

( ˃ „D˂) IT'S 44‹C OUTSIDE.
( ˃ „D˂) IT'S SUMMER.
( ˃ „D˂) I WANT TO DIE.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 03:19

( ˃ „D˂) IT'S 27‹C INSIDE.
( ˃ „D˂) THAT'S WITH AIR CONDITIONING.
( ˃ „D˂) EXPLAIN TO ME AGAIN WHY MY ROOM HAS TO BE ON THE 2ND FLOOR AND NOT IN THE BASEMENT?

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 04:55

( ˃ „D˂) THIS FAN IS JUST BLOWING HOT AIR IN MY FACE

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 07:36

( ˃ „D˂) I THOUGHT UP A GREAT WITTY RESPONSE TO POST ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I TRY TO POST IT IT ALWAYS SAYS UNABLE TO POST COMMENT. TRY AGAIN

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 10:05

( ˃ „D˂) TURN THE AIR CONDITIONING OFF, THIS ISN'T AMERICA.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 12:14

>>807
( ˃ „D˂) STOP WHINGING, IT'S A DRY HEAT
( ˃ „D˂) THE WESTERN DESERT LIVES AND BREATHES AT FORTY-FIVE DEGREES
(E-E) ...
( ˃ „D˂) HOW CAN WE DANCE WHEN OUR BEDS ARE BURNINGGGGGGGG

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 13:09

( ˃ „D˂) PEOPLE WHO SIMPLIFY THE PROBLEMS OF OTHERS WHILE OFFERING THEIR PETTY, EMPTY WISDOM

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 19:41

>>810 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH USING AIR CONDITIONING OUTSIDE AMERICA?! NOW THAT PEOPLE IN CHINA ARE BECOMING WEALTHIER THEY ARE GETTING AIR CONDITIONERS AND THEY NEED IT! SUMMER IS A BITCH IN CERTAIN PARTS OF CHINA!

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 20:33

( ˃ „D˂) >>811 I'M NOT WHINGING, I'M WHEEZING. THIS SHIT IS AGGRAVATING MY ASTHMA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS YOU UNEMPATHETIC LOUSE.
( ˃ „D˂) >>810 THIS IS AMERICA. I JUST USED CELSIUS FOR AN INTERNATIONAL AUDIENCE. SO FUCK YOU TOO.
( ˃ „D˂) DID I SAY FUCK YOU? I'M SORRY, IT'S ALL THIS HEAT MAKING IT HARD TO THINK.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 07:49

( ˃ „D˂) I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP PEOPLE!

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 08:16

( ˃ „D˂) >>813 AIR CONDITIONERS ARE A MAJOR CONTRIBUTOR TO GLOBAL WARMING! LOOK UP THE PHYSICAL LAWS GOVERNING EFFICIENCY OF HEAT ENGINES AND TELL ME THEY'RE HARMLESS! AMERICANS NEED TO SHUT THEIRS OFF AND JOLLY WELL SWEAT WITH THE REST OF US, TOO!!

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 08:20

( ˃ „D˂) >>807 ALSO MY ROOM IS ON THE NINTH FLOOR WITHOUT EVEN SO MUCH AS AN ELECTRIC FAN AT 34‹C WITH 65% HUMIDITY! SEE ME COMPLAINING? FUCK NO, I'M WAY TOO DROWSY!

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 09:34

( ˃ „D˂) >>817 THAT SOUNDS LIKE COMPLAINING TO ME.
( ˃ „D˂) I CAN'T BREATHE!

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 09:49

( ˃ „D˂) MY THROAT HURTS AND THIS IS A VERY INOPPORTUNE TIME FOR MY THROAT TO BE HURTING!

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 12:26

( ˃ „D˂) I hate vague nothings!
( ˃ „D˂) If you have something to say, fucking say it!
( ˃ „D˂) Stop being intentionally ambiguous and passive-aggressive!
( ˃ „D˂) Generic statements regardless of who or what they're about piss me off!

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 14:08

( ˃ „D˂) I WISH EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WAS AUTISTIC!

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 15:21

( ˃ „D˂) HEADACHES!
( ˃ „D˂) EVERY SINGLE DAY!
( ˃ „D˂) PERHAPS THIS IS SYMPTOMATIC OF AN UNDERLYING MEDICAL CONDITION.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 17:35

>>816
( ˃ „D˂) THE USA DOES NOT FUCK UP THE ENVIRONMENT THE MOST! CHINA DOES! CHINA MAKES LOS ANGELES LOOK LIKE PARADISE!

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 18:26

( ˃ „D˂) I GOT BANNED FROM A WEBSITE BECAUSE A SAD, EMO, SENSITIVE LITTLE BITCH GOT ME BANNED!

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 21:15

( ˃ „D˂) I'M TIRED, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I'VE DONE NOTHING BUT SIT AROUND ALL DAY!

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 22:09

( ˃ „D˂) WOMEN OPPRESSORS

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 22:35

( ˃ „D˂) I HAVE TO USE PUBLIC TRANSIT TOMORROW.
( ˃ „D˂) I HATE PUBLIC TRANSIT, AS MUCH AS I HATE PUBLIC. IT'S FILTHY.
( ˃ „D˂) NOT TO MENTION STRESSFUL.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 13:48

( ˃ „D˂) I HAVE TO RATION READING MY BOOK BECAUSE IT'S ALL I'VE GOT FOR THE NEXT TEN DAYS!
( ˃ „D˂) AND I'M IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY SO IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN JUST BUY ANOTHER ONE!

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6906 22:05

( ˃ „D˂) I LOVE YOU!

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 04:41

( ˃ „D˂) I FUCKING LOVE HIM!!

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 04:55

( ˃ „D˂) I LOVE YOU BUT YOU NEVER TALK TO ME ANYMORE.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 05:29

( ˃ „D˂) I LOVE YOU BUT YOU'RE AVOIDING ME!!

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 10:10

( ˃ „D˂) I LOVE FUCKING HIM!

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 10:15

( ˃ „D˂) I LOVE YOU BUT I FUCKED UP!

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 10:16

( ˃ „D˂) I LOVE YOU BUT FUCKED UP!

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 11:40

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) I LOVE FUCKING UP YOUR BUTT!

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 15:22

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) I FUCKING LOVED UP MY BUTT!

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 16:52

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) I FUCKING LOVE FUCKING YOUR FUCKING BUTT!

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 17:03

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) I FUCKING LOVE FUCKING YOUR FUCKING BUTT!

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 18:21

( ˃ „D˂) I LOVE THE FUCKED-UP YOU!!

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 23:49

( ˃ „D˂) STOP TALKING ABOUT LOVE YOU ASSHOLES!

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6908 01:28

( ˃ „D˂) BUT IT'S YOU WE LOVE, >841!
( ˃ „D˂) WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT?!

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6908 02:02

( ˃ „D˂) OH GREAT SOME REDDIOT THINKS HE HAS THIS BRILLIANT IDEA NOBODY'S EVER THOUGHT OF BEFORE
( ˃ „D˂) A FAN-MADE 3D POKEMON

( ˃ „D˂) YEAH, LIKE NINTENDO'S NEVER SERVED UP A C&D BEFORE

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6909 20:28

( ˃ „D˂) EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF COMPUTER GAMES!

845 Name: rfdfujuyh : 1993-09-6909 21:02

http://2nd.geocities.jp/jjjikokkj

846 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6909 23:56

( ˃ „D˂) SPAM!

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 17:19

( ˃ „D˂) I CAN'T EAT ALL THIS PASTA!

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 21:57

( ˃ „D˂) FUCKING VOICES!

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 22:01

( ˃ „D˂) FUCKING VOICES!

850 Name: ( ˃ „D˂) : 1993-09-6910 22:58

( ˃ „D˂) >>847 CAN'T HOLD ALL THESE LIMES!

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 16:30

( ˃ „D˂) INCOMPREHENSIBILITY INDUCING RAGE ADJFNIADJSHDIOJOOMDNWTUYLPOWRGJB

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 18:21

( ˃ „D˂) THEY WERE OUT OF THE PEANUT BUTTER CUP COOKIES AT SAFEWAY!

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 00:34

( ˃ „D˂) REAL PIANOS ARE NO LONGER SUFFICIENTLY APPRECIATED

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 22:13

( ˃ „D˂) THE VERIFICATION SYSTEM IS BROKEN AS FUCK!

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 22:26

( ˃ „D˂) THE DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT IS NOT GOING TO COME TRUE!

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 22:43

( ˃ „D˂) I NEVER DREAM OF THINGS I'D LIKE TO COME TRUE, LIKE LOVE!!

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 19:19

( ˃ „D˂) TUMBLR SHITBAGS ON /dqn/

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 20:36

( ˃ „D˂) DQN SHITBAGS ON /dqn/

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 01:57

( ˃ „D˂) TUMBLR SHITFAGS LACKING BRAINCELLS

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 13:31

( ˃ „D˂) SLOW SERVERS

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 22:22

( ˃ „D˂) 4CHAN ADDED A NEW BOARD THAT DOESN'T ALLOW SAGE!
( ˃ „D˂) I GET THE IDEA, BUT IT'S PERPETUATING THE DUMB SAGE-AS-INSULT MYTH THAT STARTED WITH "BANNED FOR SAGING FOR A MOD THREAD"!
( ˃ „D˂) GOD DAMN IT MOOT YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING AN ANONYMOUS BOARD FOR ALMOST NINE YEARS NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GET IT?

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 23:21

( ˃ „D˂) 4CHAN'S BEEN AROUND FOR NINE FUCKING YEARS?

I feel old.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 12:19

( ˃ „D˂) BEING OLD!

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 23:20

( ˃ „D˂) WHO THE **FUCK** THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE GLOSSY LAPTOP SCREENS?

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 18:19

( ˃ „D˂) NO AMOUNT OF MATURITY CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF EXPERIENCE!

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 19:19

( ˃ „D˂) NO AMOUNT OF MATURITY CAN MAKE FOR A LACK OF AGE!

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 01:43

( ˃ „D˂) NO AMOUNT OF MOE CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF DEPTH!

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 10:23

( ˃ „D˂) NO AMOUNT OF ELECTRIC FANS CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF AIR CONDITIONING!

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 17:08

( ˃ „D˂) EVERY MORNING MY BODY WAITS UNTIL I'VE TAKEN MY MORNING SHOWER BEFORE IT DECIDES IT WANTS TO TAKE A SHIT!

( ˃ „D˂) THERE'S AN ORDER TO THESE THINGS, YOU STUPID BODY

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 17:55

>>869
( ˃ „D˂) I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL AND I AM ANGRY ABOUT IT!

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 00:52

>>869, have you tried magic? (Ι◕ƒŽ◕)Ι*:₯ί✧

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 17:29

( ˃ „D˂) FUCK YOU >>871 YOU STINKY HIPPIE

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 18:05

( ˃ „D˂) THIS SECURITY AUDIT IS TAKING TOO LONG!

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 21:37

( ˃ „D˂) I read a thread and then I made a post where I agreed with >>1 in that thread and then I realized that I was >>1 in that thread!

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 00:43

( ˃ „D˂) I'M DRUNK! IN THE MOOD FOR REQUIEM BY MOZART! WISH I COULD HEAR IT!

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 20:55

( ˃ „D˂) I'M SITTING IN A CAFE NEAR A GROUP OF MY GOD DAMN IDIOT PEERS AND THEY KEEP USING TERMS LIKE "PER SE" AND "LITERALLY" IN THE WRONG CONTEXT

( ˃ „D˂) DON'T TRY TO SOUND SMART BY USING TERMS YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO USE! ESPECIALLY LATIN TERMS. FUCKING SHIT

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 23:55

>>876
( ˃ „D˂) THE MOST TROUBLING PART IS, THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN THE RESPECTFUL PRESERVATION OF STANDARD ENGLISH AND I-JUST-READ-IN-A-WEBCOMIC-THAT-YOU'RE-WRONG PRESCRIPTIVISM!
( ˃ „D˂) BE CAREFUL, LEST YOU LOSE EVERYONE YOU LOVE!

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 04:37

( ˃ „D˂) I DON'T GET HUNG UP ON MISUSED TERMS UNLESS THEY'RE MISUSED BY SOMEONE WHO'S OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO SOUND SMART BY MISUSING THEM. THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF MISUSE.

( ί -ί) Also, I have no friends to lose.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 14:32

( ˃ „D˂) MY NECK HURTS

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 15:00

>>879
( ˃ „D˂) MAYBE IT'S TORTICOLLIS?
( ˃ „D˂) I HAD THAT ONCE AND IT WAS THE MOST PAINFUL THING I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED!
( ˃ „D˂) UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S JUST A FANCY NAME FOR "A STIFF NECK", SO NOBODY BELIEVED ME!

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 16:27

>>874
( ˃ „D˂) THEN WHO WAS >1?

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 17:32

>>880
( ˃ „D˂) MAYBE! IT DOESN'T HURT NOW AT LEAST.
( ˃ „D˂) BUT I'M STILL ANGRY BECAUSE THIS TORRENT IS SLOW!

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 19:09

>>881
So ( ˃ „D˂) with ( ί ƒŽί) and making out wen the phone rigns. ( ˃ „D˂) anser it n the vioce is gwut r u doing wit ( ί ƒŽί)?h ( ˃ „D˂) tell ( ί ƒŽί) n she say gmy ( LƒΦ`) is dedh. THEN WHO WAS >>1?

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 19:22

( ˃ „D˂) THAT'S NOT ANGRY ENOUGH, >>883

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 00:25

( ˃ „D˂) STICKING IT UP THE BUTTHOLE UNTIL IT BLEEDS

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 18:07

( ˃ „D˂) MY FAVOURITE MINECRAFT SERVER IS STILL DOWN!

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 20:42

( ˃ „D˂) MY COMPUTER IS OLD, AND I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH NEETBUX TO BUY A NEW ONE!

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 02:07

( ˃ „D˂) MY EYES ARE SODA, YO!

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 19:56

( ˃ „D˂) ABJECT FAILURE!

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 22:48

( ˃ „D˂) LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS FOR FILTHY NORMIES!

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 01:21

( ˃ „D˂) I KEEP FORGETTING WHICH POSTS ARE MINE!

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 01:36

( ˃ „D˂) >>887 SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING SELF-ENTITLED CHILD AND I WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 03:04

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894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 13:21

( ˃ „D˂) I WANT TO EAT BUT I'D HAVE TO GET DRESSED FIRST BECAUSE THERE'S PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS!

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 13:53

( ˃ „D˂) I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK TO DO FOR THIS MATHS QUESTION AND NO-ONE'S AROUND TO HELP!

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 14:11

( ˃ „D˂) I HAD A KIDNEY STONE AND URINARY TRACT INFECTION SIMULTANEOUSLY LAST NIGHT!

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 17:51

( ˃ „D˂) MY CLASS IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF CAMPUS AND THE PROFESSOR STILL HELD US LATE!
( ˃ „D˂) THIS WOULD BE FINE EXCEPT IT'S SPRAWLING AND HILLY AND A HALF-MILE ACROSS AND I'M CRAZY ASTHMATIC

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 04:45

( ˃ „D˂) IT OFFENDS ME AND I WANT IT TO KEEP OFFENDING ME, YOU CLASS-LACKING FUCK!

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 07:55

( ˃ „D˂) PEOPLE ALL THE TIME EVERYWHERE!

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 01:31

( ˃ „D˂) I WANT TO PUNCH EVERYONE ON NPR IN THE THROAT!
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