( ˃ Д˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) I MISSED THE 900GET
( ˃ Д˂) THE WORLD IS TOO BIG!
( ˃ Д˂) ADOBE FLASH!
( ˃ Д˂) MICROSOFT SILVERLIGHT!
( ˃ Д˂) MY GLASSES ARE DIRTY BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO WIPE THEM ON!
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE WILL LET ME JUST SIT AROUND AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY ANY MORE!
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE EVER LET ME JUST SIT AROUND AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES PERIOD!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING TO ME EXPECTING CONSOLATION? I'M A HEARTLESS BASTARD, REMEMBER!
( ˃ Д˂) AAAAAH I WANNA QUIT MY JOB AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES, aaaaaAAAAAAあああああああ！
( ˃ Д˂) I ONLY HAVE 3 DOLLARS IN MY WALLET AND NOT MUCH IN MY BANK ACCOUNT!
( ˃ Д˂) ALL THE WOMEN I MEET ONLY WANT SEX
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ARE BEING LEWD!
( ˃ Д˂) POSTS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS AND SEX PUT ME IN A BAD MOOD
( ˃ Д˂) I'M HUNGRY!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT A PRUDISH GIRLFRIEND!
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE HAS BORDERLANDS 2 BUT ME
( ˃ Д˂) MY GIRLFRIEND ISN'T INTERESTED IN IT
( ˃ Д˂) VIDEO GAMES ARE GAY
( ˃ Д˂) SO ARE MOVIES
( ˃ Д˂) I HATE PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION!
( ˃ Д˂) IS THE GROCERY STORE PARKING LOT REALLY SUCH A ROMANTIC PLACE? GROPE YOUR STUPID GIRLFRIEND SOMEWHERE ELSE!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TRIPLE POST JUST TO KEEP MY FAVOURITE THREAD ALIVE!
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT IS LOVE
( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) BABY DON'T HURT ME
( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) DON'T HURT ME
( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) NO MORE
( ˃ Д˂) I'M NOW THINKING OF THAT WHAT IS LOVE ANIMATED .GIF FILE!
( ˃ Д˂) FOOBAR2K WON'T READ ALBUMARTIST FROM CUE SHEETS
( ˃ Д˂) THIS RAIN IS TERRIBLE!
( ˃ Д˂) I KEPT FARTING ALL CLASS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!
( ˃ Д˂) NOW MY HEAD REALLY HURTS!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN NEVER REMEMBER DREAMS IN THEIR ENTIRETY!
( ˃ Д˂) I'VE BEEN FARTING 8-10 TIMES PER HOUR FOR THE PAST FUCKING WEEK!
( ˃ Д˂) I SPILLED POTASSIUM PERMANGANATE ALL OVER MY THUMB AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK COLOURBLINDNESS!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK RESPONSIBILITY! FUCK DEADLINES! FUCK ME FOR BEING UNABLE TO DEAL WITH THESE THINGS!
( ˃ Д˂) LAST NIGHT I HAD A NIGHTMARE THAT I WAS IN A FALLING ELEVATOR AND IT DIDN'T STOP FALLING UNTIL I WOKE UP!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN FEEL A MIGRAINE COMING ON AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE USING TILDES WHERE THEY SHOULD BE USING WAVE DASHES
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT I WANT TO MASTURBATE!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANTED MY BEER IN BOTTLES, NOT CANS!
( ˃ Д˂) GIRLS (ANIME FANS) CALLING ANY CRAP CUTE (MOE). BOLLOCKS.
( ˃ Д˂) ＦＵＬＬ ＷＩＤＴＨ ＬＡＴＩＮ ＣＨＡＲＡＣＴＥＲＳ ＨＡＮＤＬＥＤ ＡＴ ＴＨＥ ＣＨＡＲＡＣＴＥＲ ＥＮＣＯＤＩＮＧ ＬＥＶＥＬ！
( ˃ Д˂) WHY WON'T THAT DOG OUTSIDE SHUT UP!! SHUT UP, YOU DUMB DOG, SHUT UP!!
( ˃ Д˂) RECURRING ILLNESS!
( ˃ Д˂) dissociation
( ˃ Д˂) SLOW LOADING TIMES
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU SPELLCHECK! COMPLEXOMETRIC IS TOTALLY A WORD!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING MINECRAFT SERVER! GET BACK ONLINE, YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) BEING PESTERED TO "LIKE" SOME ORGANIZATION ON FACEBOOK
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOUR FUCKING FACEBOOK YOU FUCKING SACK OF SHIT
( ˃ Д˂) HAVING SHITTY CIRCULATION!
( ˃ Д˂) I'VE BEEN BACK FROM MY WALK FOR TWENTY MINUTES NOW AND MY HANDS ARE STILL ALMOST NUMB!
( ˃ Д˂) LIFE IS STRESSFUL!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO BORROW RENT MONEY FROM MY ROOMMATE THIS MONTH! BEING WORTHLESS!
( ˃ Д˂) SOME FUCKASSES IN THIS LIBRARY ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES!
( ˃ Д˂) TURNS OUT THE EXAM I THOUGHT I WAS DOING IN JUNE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE IN LESS THAN A WEEK!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO POOP AND I DON'T WANT TO GET UP
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY BLADDER AND PROSTRATE?! I TOOK A PISS, AND I STILL FEEL LIKE MY BLADDER IS BURSTING! THIS SUCKS BIG TIME!
>>967
( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY PEEING STANDING UP INSTEAD OF PRONE
( ˃ Д˂) JESUS CHRIST, STOP TALKING ABOUT EXCRETION ALREADY!
ﾌｧｯｷｭ━━━( ﾟДﾟ)凸━━━ !!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO SLEEP DAMMIT
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT THAT HEINOUS HEDGEHOG HAMMERED!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT THAT HORRIBLE HAMSTER HOBBLED!
( ˃ Д˂) SILLY INTERCAL, I CAN TOTALLY PRONOUNCE "CLONEPA"
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING ANIMAL GET OUT OF MY ATTIC AND GO BACK OUT INTO NATURE WHERE YOU BELONG! I HAVE NOTHING FOR YOUUUU!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) NEVERENDING PAPERWORK!
You wake up one morning, roll back the curtains, and everything outside is covered in snow. Apart from it isn't snow, it's paperwork. The curtain in your hand is made of sheets of paperwork. Your hand, which is holding the curtain, is wrapped in paperwork. Underneath this layer of paperwork, your hand itself is made of paperwork. You are paperwork. Your individual cells must fill out permission slips in order to undergo mitosis or apopt∵sis. You try to scream, but ∴ll that c∵∴es ∵ut of y∵∴r m∵uth is a fract∴l v∵rtex o∴ p∵∴erw∵r∴. ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∴∵∴ERI∵USLY TH∴UGH, FUCK PAPERWORK.
( ˃ Д˂) MY EXAM'S TOMORROW INSTEAD OF TODAY HOW COULD I FUCK THAT UP NOW I HAVE TO RE-BUY TRAIN TICKETS FUCK
( ˃ Д˂) WILL THIS THREAD NEVER REACH 999?!
( ˃ Д˂) I FORGOT HOW TO POOP!
( ˃ Д˂) MAKING FRUSTRATINGLY SLOW PROGRESS ON AN ASSIGNMENT!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S NEITHER POOP NOR CHOCOLATE, IT'S SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) HEY LLOYD I'M READY TO BE HEARTBROKEN YOU FUCK
(´ー｀) >>983 Lloyd Cole is a friend of my family, I've been backstage with him.
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE MORE THAN THREE HOURS TO KILL AND VERY LITTLE WORTH DOING!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED! FUCK YOU, BODY!
( ˃ Д˂) ITS BEEN 2 WEEKS AND NO-ONE HAS POSTED THE NEW CHAPTER OF WATAMOTE YET, ITS FORTNIGHTLY, FORTNIGHTLY.
( ˃ Д˂)>>987 YANDERE KANOJO IS IN THE SAME MAGAZINE AND IT CAME OUT 4 DAYS AGO.
( ˃ Д˂) >>989 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I HOPE I HATE THIS YANDERE KANOJO SHIT.
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( ˃ Д˂) NIHONGO IS CAUSING MY BRAIN TO MELT!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS THREAD IS ALMOST OVER!
People think the harder they work the more they deserve. Seems natural, but is it?
( ˃ Д˂) GETTING MY DEGREE IS SO HARD!
( ˃ Д˂) DOES MY RAGING BONER COUNT AS ANGRY!
>>996
( ˃ Д˂) THAT WAS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR AN INTERROBANG AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT!