( ˃ D˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ D˂) SITES THAT REQUIRE JAVASCRIPT TO PULL IN CONTENT! REAL-TIME SCRIPTS SHOULD ENHANCE A SITE, NOT BE ESSENTIAL FOR SIMPLY READING IT.
( ˃ D˂) WE HAVE A WAY OF WAY OF SENDING YOUR BLOG ARTICLES TO SOMEONE'S COMPUTER, AND IT'S CALLED HTTP/HTML.
( ˃ D˂) MY OLD COMPUTER DIED AND I HAD TO BUY A NEW ONE!
( ˃ D˂) THE IMPERATIVE STATEMENT "GET OVER IT" IS UTTERLY FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE IT WILL ONLY ACCOMPLISH THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE OSTENSIBLY DESIRED RESULT!
( ˃ D˂) IN OTHER WORDS, YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH UNTIL YOU FIND A WAY TO SAY IT POLITELY YOU COCKSUCKER!
>>503
( ˃ D˂) SEE ALSO: "MAN UP"
( ˃ D˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN
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( ˃ D˂) EVERYTHING IS AIMED AT TEENAGERS OR YOUNG ADULTS!
( ß -ß) Well, technically I am a young adult...
( ˃ D˂) BUT IT SEEMS PATRONIZING AND I'LL FEEL OLD IN A COUPLE OF YEARS!
( ˃ D˂) USELESS POS MACINTOSH GOING INTO KERNEL PANIC EVERY TIME I DO SOMETHING REMOTELY TABOO WITH A USER CONFIG FILE
( ß -ß) which I really shouldn't even have to be doing as apps should not just randomly fail right after an installation. What was the saying again? "It just... hurts"?
( ˃ D˂) AND THEN SPENDING HOURS ON USELESS ANTI-INTELLECTUAL MAC FORUMS WHERE EVERY POST IS AN EXTREMELY PATRONIZING "FLATTEN AND REINSTALL" IN RESPONSE TO ALMOST EVERY SINGLE LITTLE TECHNICAL PROBLEM
( ˃ D˂) I'M NOT A KID ANY MORE!
( ˃ D˂) TRYING TO TEACH MYSELF HOW TO KNIT AND MAKING A GIANT TANGLED ABORTION OF THE YARN BEFORE I GET A GET TO EVEN BEGIN LEARNING!
( ˃ D˂) STUPID TYPOS!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO POINT OUT THEIR TYPOS!
( ˃ D˂) MY HEAD IS FUCKING KILLING ME!
( ˃ D˂) NOT KNOWING MY FRIENDS BIRTHDAYS ARE TODAY!
( ˃ D˂) REALIZING YOUR FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY, NOT TODAY.
( ˃ D˂) THE DOLL'S TRYING TO KILL ME AND THE TOASTER'S BEEN LAUGHING AT ME
( ˃ D˂) NO INTERNET FOR THREE DAYS!
( ˃ D˂) MY FEET HURT!
( ˃ D˂) MY HEAD HURTS! AND WHILE I CAN NEVER BE CERTAIN; I STRONGLY SUSPECT IT HURTS MORE THAN >>518'S FEET!
( ˃ D˂) >>519 IS PROBABLY RIGHT BUT HE MISUSED A SEMICOLON
( ˃ D˂) I SUPPOSE I SHALL LET HIM OFF BECAUSE HE HAS A HEADACHE
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO ARGUE ABOUT SEMICOLONS!
( ˃ D˂) >>519'S USAGE CONTAINED TWO FINITE CLAUSES WHICH COULD STAND AS SENTENCES IN THEIR OWN RIGHT, AND HE WAS USING A SEMICOLON TO ILLUSTRATE A LINK BETWEEN THEM!
( ˃ D˂) BECOMING WHAT I HATE!
( ˃ D˂) DIFFERENTIATION IS NOT THAT HARD, GOD DAMN IT!
( ˃ D˂) MY SINK IS BROKEN.
( ˃ D˂) >>521, "AND WHILE I CAN NEVER BE CERTAIN" CANNOT STAND AS A SENTENCE IN ITS OWN RIGHT, WHICH IS WHY IT IS A MISUSE OF A SEMICOLON; THOUGH IF YOU HAVE A HEADACHE AS WELL,
( ß -ß) well... that's okay, I guess.
( ˃ D˂) I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY KILLING THREADS!
( ˃ D˂) I'M GOING TO DIE!
( ˃ D˂) MY SUBCONSCIOUS HATES ME
( ˃ D˂) MP3 FILENAMES THAT DON'T BEGIN WITH THE TRACK NUMBER!
( ˃ D˂) mp3 filenames in this format: Track - Artist! "Shit by Arse" MY ASS!!
( ˃ D˂) MY PARENTS HAVEN'T PAID TO TUNE OR OTHERWISE MAINTAIN THEIR PIANO FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS
( ˃ D˂) MATHS IS TERRIBLE!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE HATING ON MATHS!
( ˃ D˂) CAT PLANET IS TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME!
( ˃ D˂) I KEEP DYING IN THE LAVA ON CAT PLANET!
( ˃ D˂) WHY NEKOMIMI ON A YOUNG HANDSOME MAN ISN'T SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE??
( ˃ D˂) I SHOULD HAVE ORDERED THE OTHER SKIRT!
( ˃ D˂) I'M GETTING OLD!
( ˃ D˂) I'M GETTING FAT!
( ˃ D˂) GM of [FUN] World Domination Game [EVIL] is biased! What a jerk! He also knows nothing about infrastructure of an actual, real world, Russia and is to lazy to research. I mean, bombing Ulan Bator and Astana is like farting into a silencer. What a dumb choice! Vladivostok on the other hand is an important port town. Also Moscow and St. Petersburg have a heavy anti-air and anti-missile defense and successfully nuking them is virtually impossible. And considering the fact that the rest of Russia is doing its best to move to these cities, the damage of a described attack would be MINIMAL. DO YOU RESEARCH FIRST, YOU GM JERK, OR AT LEAST CONSULT OTHER PEOPLE!! THIS GAME IS UNREALISTIC AND ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL!
( ˃ D˂) THAT POKEMON ASSHOLE IS BACK!
I'M HIDEOUS!
>why would you
( ˃ D˂) WHY WOULD YOU? Are you as ignorant as everyone?! It's a general knowledge; it's something that puts GM above the players. Good GM basks in their insignificance and their dependence on you while knowing that it's actually true.
( ˃ D˂) AND DONT YOU DARE TO CHANGE WHAT HAS BEEN DONE! I AM NOT IN THAT GAME, I'M NOT FOLLOWING IT AND I GOT ALL WORKED UP JUST FOR GIGGLES, IS IT SO HARD TO GET?!
(Also, for a note: I am not Espeon. You don't have to undo nukes or anything because my darling is a bit upset. Thanks for the great job you're doing for the game.)
( ˃ D˂) People derailing the thread and blaming it on me!
( ˃ D˂) People not thinking before posting!!
( ˃ D˂) Forgetting to post with my own goddamn tripcode!
( ˃ D˂) I WANT TACOS
( ˃ D˂) I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CROSSDRESS CONVINCINGLY!
( ˃ D˂) Not seeing my love all summer!
( ˃ D˂) I FINALLY GOT OVER GETTING DUMPED BY A GUY, WITHOUT STARTING TO HATE HIM, ONLY TO REALIZE HOW MUCH I LIKE HIM AFTER ALL.
( ˃ D˂) I EVEN FELT SOME BUTTERFLIES WHILE THINKING ABOUT HIM. WHAT THE HELL, BRAIN?
( ˃ D˂) I CAN'T STOP RIPPING MY HAIR OUT!
( ˃ D˂) I BET SHE ISN'T EVEN HERE TODAY!
( ˃ D˂) I FORGOT MY PGP KEY PASSWORD
( ˃ D˂) I CANNOT BEAR THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE!
( ˃ D˂) I'M JUST A DUMB NEWBIE!
( ˃ D˂) I WISH I KNEW MY GRADES BECAUSE I WILL FEEL SICK UNTIL I KNOW THEM
( ˃ D˂) EVERYTHING TAKES EFFORT!
( ˃ D˂) I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT!
( ˃ D˂) I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS CAUSING THESE RANDOM AUDIO DROPOUTS ON MY COMPUTER AND I'M SUPPOSED TO PLAY LIVE NEXT WEEK
( ˃ D˂) >>562 WINDOWS 7'S DEFAULT SETTING OF REDUCING AUDIO VOLUME WHEN IT DETECTS SOME KIND OF "COMMUNICATION" IS SO ANNOYING!
( ˃ D˂) THAT FUCKING NIGGER THREAD KEEPS GETTING BUMPED BY ONE OR TWO ASSHOLES WHO CANNOT TAKE A HINT!
( ˃ D˂) KAOMOJI IN WINDOWS LOOK STUPID COMPARED TO HOW I'M USED TO SEEING THEM WITH MONA!
( ˃ D˂) I have to work to get money because I feel guilty leeching off my parents!
( ˃ D˂) UBUNTU
( ˃ D˂) ITUNES
( ˃ D˂) YOU
( ˃ D˂) FOOT CRAMPS! FOOT CRAMPS! ARGHHHGHG
( ˃ D˂) POETRY IS TOO PRETENTIOUS AND COMPLETELY OBFUSCATES ANY POINT IT TRIES TO MAKE!
( ˃ D˂) COMING FROM A LOW-CONTEXT CULTURE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE AN ASS MOST OF THE TIME WHEN VISITING A HIGH-CONTEXT CULTURE!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO FEEL THAT POETRY IS PRETENTIOUS!!
( ˃ D˂) YOU IDIOTS RUINED IT! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING! YOU PEOPLE FOLLOW ME ALL OVER THE INTERNET AND RUIN WHEREVER IT IS I'M GOING! LET ME SETTLE IN PEACE!
( ˃ D˂) WHY CAN'T YOU STUPID FUCKS DO THINGS IN A PROPER AND OBJECTIVE FASHION THAT WOULD WORK IN THE MOST OPTIMAL WAY? YOU STUPID SHITS ALWAYS CHOOSE THE STUPIDEST CHOICES AND END UP FUCKING EVERYTHING UP BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE WRONG AND ALL OF THE DECISIONS YOU MAKE ON YOUR OWN ARE RETARDED BECAUSE YOU'RE SHIT IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WAY!
( ˃ D˂) GET THOSE FUCKING ONIONS AWAY FROM ME! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! YOU KNOW I HATE ONIONS AND YET YOU PUT IT IN EVERY SINGLE BIT OF SHITTY POORLY MADE FOOD THAT YOU MAKE!
( ˃ D˂) THE BRICKS DON'T ALTERNATE PROPERLY!
( ˃ D˂) i made a bet with my friend that she wouldn't consume chocolate for two weeks if i didn't use caps lock during the same. there are so many things i can't yell about now!!!!
damn
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE NOT REALIZING THE POWER OF SHIFT KEY‼ THEY DON'T HAVE TO HOLD IT, THEY HAVE TO MERELY PRESS IT TO CAPITALIZE SOME LETTERS‼
( ˃ D˂) GHERKINS!
( ˃ D˂) PROTOSS SCOUTS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE!
( ˃ D˂) I STILL GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>581,585
( ˃ D˂) 'caps lock' is shorthand for using all caps in general, dipshits.
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE LIKE >>586 ARBITRARILY REDEFINE COMMON ENGLISH PHRASES BECAUSE THEY CAN'T ADMIT TO THEIR FUCK-UPS!!
>>587
( ˃ D˂) people who are afraid of contextual fluidity because they're too short-sighted to deviate slightly from silly paths of things learned by rote.
( ˃ D˂) BLAH BLAH BLAH TYPO BLAH BLAH
( ˃ D˂) MY BALLS HANG FREELY THROUGH A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF MY BOXERS
( ß -ß) Actually I don't really mind, it's quite airy.
( ˃ D˂) DON'T SEXUALISE MY TOUHOUS!
>>589
Err, contemporary windows OS lets anyone to create their own keyboard layouts.
However if you're going to use an usual layout stick to more widely available Dvorak or ttp://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/carpalx/?full_optimization this one. If I've heard about the latter one before I started learning Dvorak, I would learn it instead, because I'm such a hipster. Also, Dvorak has v next to w so you always risk closing a browser tab while pasting (Mac OS has Dvorak+QWERTY mode to get around this), on the other hand, aoeui feels totally rad!
( ˃ D˂) FUCK DEFAULT SHORTCUTS NOT CHANGING WITH DVORAK.
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE USING WINDOWS AND THEN COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW MUCH IT SUCKS
>>593-4
( ˃ D˂) YEAH BUT Q AND W ARE NEXT TO EACH OTHER SO YOU RISK QUITTING WHEN YOU MEANT TO CLOSE A TAB AGGGGGHHHH
>>597
( ˃ D˂) SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
( ˃ D˂) ACTUALLY, DON'T UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW THREAD CONVENTION
( ˃ D˂) ALL THE GOOD NAMES ARE TAKEN
( ˃ D˂) SUCK MY COCK ANONYMOUS JONES