( ˃ Д˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) MY URETHRA FEELS ALL BURNY TODAY!!!
>>301 when i was in the shower the other day i finished a bottle of shower gel, so i filled the bottle with hot water, then for some reason i thought it would be a good idea to squirt it down my urethra, so i got a very hot jet of water forced down my penis. then i thought it would make it better if i went for a piss and that burned even more.
I feel your pain bro
>>301 every time I drink beer I get a terrible pain in my urethra and I piss for about 30 mins straight waiting for the stinging to go away.
( ˃ Д˂) I HATE IT WHEN MY TROUSER LEG GET CAUGHT ON MY FOOT WHEN I TRY TO TAKE THEM OFF. ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT REALLY BADLY!!
( ˃ ヮ˂) others are suffering whilst I am >winning.
∠､( ˃ Д˂ ),､ゝ Others are suffering while I am whining!
( ˃ Д˂) IF THREE'S THE MAGIC NUMBER, WHY IS IT TRACK 2 ON THE ALBUM!!??
>>303 ?
the jet going in was about the same size as a normal jet of piss going out
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING WASPS!! WHAT MAKES MY ROOM SO INTERESTING!?
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING >>310!! LET US WASPS OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ROOM!!
∠､( ˃ Д˂ ),､ゝ WASPS, WASPS MAKE YOUR ROOM SO INTERESTING!
PROBABLY THEY ARE MAKING EVEN YOUR LIFE MORE INTERESTING, THOUGH A
LITTLE BIT MORE DIFFICULT! BUT YOU SHOULD ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE, AREN'T YOU MANLY ENOUGH?
( ˃ Д˂) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SoundJam_MP HE'S TAGGED THE SONG AS "WICKED GAMES" NOT "WICKED GAME"
( ˃ Д˂) SPACE JUNK! smashed my baby's head
( ˃ Д˂) Why is it that every single girl I've met that claims to enjoy anime/manga loves yaoi. Seriously. Every. Single. One. No exceptions. And I've actually met quite a few. There was even one that tried to push it on me by sending me a punch of yaoi pictures on Skype, sending me badly-drawn "KAWAII UGUU !!1 ^7___^" chibi-style pictures of her getting a nosebleed over said yaoi, and not only that, but projecting yaoi archetypes onto me. Like saying that I'm an uke-seme hybrid, whatever the hell that means. Thankfully not every yaoi-fangirl I've met are as bad as that. Why are so many girls attracted to two guys donging each other!
For the same reason guys are attracted to two gals going at it.
( ˃ Д˂) MY PEN0R HURTS FROM TOO MUCH WANKING AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF THAT I CAN'T WANK MORE OR EVEN GET HARD WITHOUT ACHES
( ˃ Д˂) TOO MUCH TALK ABOUT SEX! NOT ENOUGH TV-GAGS!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DOES MY FRIEND INSIST ON TAKING A SHIT AT MY PLACE? NOW THERE'S A NASTY TURD AT THE SIDE OF THE BOWL AND I'M TOO AFRAID TO USE IT NOW.
>>316
Is that what most of them were like? Then I guess it's a good thing that I never got the chance to meet girls who like anime back in school.
( ˃ Д˂) GODDAMN ATTENTION WHORES.
( ˃ Д˂) I MADE THE LAST POST LAST NIGHT AND THE FIRST POST THIS MORNING!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) THE OTHER FIVE OF YOU ARE SLACKING OFF GODDAMMIT
( ˃ Д˂) I SPENT ALL LAST NIGHT REFRESHING THIS PAGE AND NOBODY SAID ANYTHING AND I DIDN'T HAVE SHIT TO SAY
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T FIND THE FOURTH GAME IN THIS SERIES, AND THOUGH I WANT TO CONTINUE PLAYING, I DON'T WANT TO WORK SO HARD ONLY TO BE LEFT HANGING AT THE END OF THE THIRD GAME!
( ˃ Д˂) >>328 IF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT LEISURE SUIT LARRY, JUST STOP, THE FOURTH GAME NOT EXISTING IS THE WHOLE JOKE. OTHERWISE, DISREGARD THIS.
( ｀ハ´） Aiyah, my name is not so dirty in the old country, le.
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING RECORD HEAT
( ˃ Д˂) NOBODY WILL HIRE ME!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKERS THINK I YELL TOO MUCH TO BE A SUICIDE HOTLINE COUNSELOR!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M IMAGINING >>335 YELLING "DO IT FAGGOT" AT PEOPLE WHO CALL THE SUICIDE HOTLINE!
( ˃ Д˂) I JUST WANT TO BE A HIKIKOMORI AGAIN
( ˃ Д˂) I'm upset by the tardness of this part of the internet: ttp://evoticon.net/
> Football (soccer, not American)
( ˃ Д˂) DUDE DUDE DUDE WHAT THE HELL, THEY CALL IT SOCCER IN JAPAN DON'T CLAIM TO BE ALL ABOUT JAPAN AND THEN NOT BE
>>339
( ˃ Д˂) They are all about snatching stylish emoticons from nihonjins without proper understanding of modern popular culture of Japan.
( ˃ Д˂) I overexerted myself swimming in the ocean! NOW I'M SICK!
( ˃ Д˂) NOBODY'S PISSED ME OFF IN DAYS!
( ˃ Д˂) MY INTERNET CONNECTION IS FUCKING UP AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( ˃ Д˂) DEATH IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD NOT BE TROLLED!
( ˃ Д˂) MY ASS IS SWEATING!
( ˃ Д˂) SA rules quite clearly despise trends and catchphrases! Yet all obvious goons in the outside net are totally revolving around memes! I'm going to spend every dedicated tenbux in bars until they fix it!
( ˃ Д˂) SUBTERRANEAN ANIMISM IS DIFFICULT! FUCK YOU, CAT!
( ˃ Д˂) WEAR A PAIR OF PANTS! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP OPENING THAT THREAD IT'S GROSS
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
( ˃ Д˂) THE FIRST GOOGLE SUGGESTIONS FOR "MUSICALS ARE"!
( ˃ Д˂) FIND THESE PHILISTINES AND PERFORM THEM THE REVERSE LUDOVICO TECHNIQUE ALREADY! AGGGHH
( ˃ Д˂) Nobody can post on world4ch at the moment.
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO THINK FINDING A JOB IS MAGIC!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's just a kids' cartoon. Why people get angry that other people like it, well, I attribute to people lacking some serious perspective. Oh right.
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO GET ANGRY OVER NOTHING MAKE ME ANGRY! GRRRRRRR
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO DON'T APPRECIATE ANGER
( ˃ Д˂) THE PACKAGING FOR THESE FUCKING PILLS. FIRST HALF THE BOX IS TAKEN UP WITH AIR SPACE. THEN THREE-QUARTERS OF THE CONTENTS OF THE BOTTLE IS A BIG FUCKING WAD OF COTTON THAT'S HARD TO GET OUT AND CAUSES A RISK OF SPILLING THE PILLS. WHAT STUPID FUCK DESIGNED THIS BULLSHIT?
( ˃ Д˂) Why don't younger people talk to me? I'm not an old fart or anything! What are they, afraid that I'm going to die on them? HA!
( ˃ Д˂) >>361 DOESN'T SOUND ANGRY ENOUGH! USE CAPS LOCK, YOU PUSSY!
>>362, you don't read saged posts in Lame Confessional [LAME], do you? I'll try, though.
∠､( ˃ Д˂ ),､ゝ WHY DON'T THEY TEACH BASICS OF COMPUTER SCIENCE IN EVERY SCHOOL? KIDS CAN'T EVEN WRITE A SINGLE LINE OF A SHITTY CODE. A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO WRITING IT WAS A ROCK BOTTOM for this technical university. They can't do even that. Come on!
>>363 has never done tech support, I see.
Millions upon millions of recent university graduates (in the US, at least) do not know how to navigate Windows, cannot find the START button, cannot find the power switch, do not know the difference between closing an application and minimizing the window, either in Windows or (for the two businesses and five people out there who still use them) a Mac.
And, as I said, these aren't octogenarians. These are people who graduated from university with degrees in the past few years. You sit them in front of a computer and they stare at it goggle-eyed with spittle dripping from one corner of their slack mouths and they can't even find the button to turn it on. "The computer ate my report." "Did you save it before you closed it?" "I dno, lol"
Windows 3.1 is older than some of these people are, for God's sake. How do you get out of college--out of high school, for that matter--unable to open a browser and key in a URL? I have no explanation. I have even less explanation for why any business should have hired people who are, in the 21st Century, functionally illiterate and unable to operate the most basic office equipment, the simplest office software.
And I'm beyond the all-capital-letters, twenty-exclamation-points level of RAEG here. It has wrapped around upon itself and turned into a strange sort of calm.
>>364
Nah, these people are lost in their CAD interface. User-friendliness is a foreign concept for them.
Or they might do this for giggles/out of boredom/etc.
But those kids... Just imagine this place being crowded by museless *tards craving for attention!
Same thing. If they don't want to study basics themselves or attend basic courses somewhere else,
they probably should've chosen a career in arts. ∠､( ˃ Д˂ ),､ゝ BASTARDS.
ヽ(* ﾟД ﾟ)ﾉ Makise Kurisu isn't a real person!
>>364
It's even worse when you get those types of people while working on an Informatics degree. My class is full of people who cannot comprehend computers, yet try to program them. It doesn't work. It cannot work.
Just today, we had the guy copying & pasting various pieces of unrelated code from the internet and wondering why he was getting class/function not found errors.
After having completed a system administration degree previously, I can safely say that I have moved beyond several layers of rage rollover. About 6 of the 15 people from my initial class there have completed tests showing that they know things, yet cannot use Word properly. This makes me ashamed to have my worthless piece of paper (part of the reason I went on studying).
Even worse, absolutely nobody I've met understands how styling works in Word, let alone how something like TeX works. They don't understand that when you're writing hundreds of pages of text, you will be better off spending 30 minutes on proper formatting & layout before you start.
I've gotten capable of giving people perfectly hefty sarcasm while actually helping them. This makes them look like the idiots they are while at the same time not making them realize how idiotic they are looking to everyone else. I like it. It's a good skill to have.
( ˃ Д˂) SEEING A HOT CHICK WITH SOME FAT SLOPPY DOUCHE BAG WHILE YOU'RE ALONE
>UNIX-STYLE COMMAND LINE OR NOTHING
( ˃ Д˂) UNIX-STYLE SHELLS SUCK. JAVASCRIPT OR LISP ARE MUCH BETTER AS REPL LANGUAGES!
( ˃ Д˂) TURING COMPLETE MAILSERVER CONFIGURATION
( ˃ Д˂) DISSONANCE AND ABSTRACTION!! YOU CALL THAT SHIT MUSIC????
∠､( ˃ Д˂ ),､ゝ WHY DO YOU LOT KEEP CALLING "SHEET MUSIC" "SHIT MUSIC"? IT WASN'T BLOODY FUNNY BACK THEN, IT ISN'T FUNNY NOW.
>>377 is assigned banned status for making me laugh in an angry thread.
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU FIREWORKS! STOP SCARING MY DOG!
>>379
( ˃ Д˂) THIS. FOR MITTENS' SAKE, IT'S NOT EVEN THE 5TH YET!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My mind is absolutely blank and calm today, I have absolutely nothing to be mad about.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ˃ Д˂) I HATE HOW I'M ALWAYS SO GODDAMN CALM AND TAKE EVERYTHING IN THE ASS AND DON'T SAY A DAMN THING ABOUT IT, WHY MUST I BE SUCH A BETA FAGGOT?!
( ˃ Д˂) SO MUCH ENERGY AND NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!
>>381
( ˃ Д˂) SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP SAYING ``BETA FAGGOT'', YOU DUNGMUNCH ASSHEAP
( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE IF YOU MADE FOOD THAT WASN'T SO FULL OF FAT, YOU WOULDN'T BE SO DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT AND I'D BE ABLE TO GET RID OF THIS GUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
( ˃ Д˂) HEY, FAGGOT WITH THE ENORMOUS MUSCLES, SHORT SPIKY HAIR AND SELF-CONSCIOUSLY SAGELY BEARD! DON'T ACT LIKE I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH SQL AND CONTENT MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS JUST BECAUSE I'M LIKE, TWENTY YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU, FUCKING CONCEITED JERK!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU PROZAK YOU MAKE MASTURBATION A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!
TOUHOU
( ˃ Д˂) FIRST I FORGET TO ADD THE KAOMOJI, THEN SQUEEKS TAKES OUT THE DELETE BUTTON! SNIFF MY DICK, DUDES!
( ˃ Д˂) HEY LEGEND OF MANA THANKS FOR MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO ARRANGE LANDS IN THE RIGHT WAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M MISSING AND I WON'T LOOK AT A GUIDE SO THANKS FOR MAKING SURE I'LL RESTART EVERY TIME I HAVE MORE THAN SEVEN HOURS INVESTED
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO PLAY DARK CLOUD
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T PLAY DARK CLOUD BECAUSE OF MY SHITTY COMPUTER
( ˃ Д˂) WHY HAS MY LUCK BEEN SO SHIT LATELY?!
( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE IF YOU GOT OUT OF MY HEAD I'D BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING, I'M STARTING TO HATE YOU.
( ˃ Д˂) DAMMIT FIREFOX, WHY DON'T THEY CALL YOU ICEFOX INSTEAD OR SOMETHING SINCE YOU FREEZE ALL THE TIME?
( ˃ Д˂) AAAAREEE YOOOU REAAAADYYYY?
( ˃ Д˂) WHERE IN THE FUCKING HELL AM I GOING TO FIND DECENT TEAMMATES THAT AREN'T ELITISTS FAGGOTS FULL OF THEIR OWN SHIT AND/OR COMPETENT ENOUGH TO TAKE DOWN A DEVILJHO WITH AN EFFECTIVE WEAPON AND ARMOR?!
>>397
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO COME UP WITH A POST FOR EVERY DAMN THREAD ON THIS PAGE