( ˃ Д˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) INCOMPREHENSIBILITY INDUCING RAGE ADJFNIADJSHDIOJOOMDNWTUYLPOWRGJB
( ˃ Д˂) THEY WERE OUT OF THE PEANUT BUTTER CUP COOKIES AT SAFEWAY!
( ˃ Д˂) THE VERIFICATION SYSTEM IS BROKEN AS FUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) THE DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT IS NOT GOING TO COME TRUE!
( ˃ Д˂) I NEVER DREAM OF THINGS I'D LIKE TO COME TRUE, LIKE LOVE!!
( ˃ Д˂) TUMBLR SHITBAGS ON /dqn/
( ˃ Д˂) DQN SHITBAGS ON /dqn/
( ˃ Д˂) TUMBLR SHITFAGS LACKING BRAINCELLS
( ˃ Д˂) SLOW SERVERS
( ˃ Д˂) 4CHAN ADDED A NEW BOARD THAT DOESN'T ALLOW SAGE!
( ˃ Д˂) I GET THE IDEA, BUT IT'S PERPETUATING THE DUMB SAGE-AS-INSULT MYTH THAT STARTED WITH "BANNED FOR SAGING FOR A MOD THREAD"!
( ˃ Д˂) GOD DAMN IT MOOT YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING AN ANONYMOUS BOARD FOR ALMOST NINE YEARS NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GET IT?
( ˃ Д˂) BEING OLD!
( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF MATURITY CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF EXPERIENCE!
( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF MATURITY CAN MAKE FOR A LACK OF AGE!
( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF MOE CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF DEPTH!
( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF ELECTRIC FANS CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF AIR CONDITIONING!
( ˃ Д˂) EVERY MORNING MY BODY WAITS UNTIL I'VE TAKEN MY MORNING SHOWER BEFORE IT DECIDES IT WANTS TO TAKE A SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE'S AN ORDER TO THESE THINGS, YOU STUPID BODY
>>869
( ˃ Д˂) I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL AND I AM ANGRY ABOUT IT!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS SECURITY AUDIT IS TAKING TOO LONG!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M DRUNK! IN THE MOOD FOR REQUIEM BY MOZART! WISH I COULD HEAR IT!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M SITTING IN A CAFE NEAR A GROUP OF MY GOD DAMN IDIOT PEERS AND THEY KEEP USING TERMS LIKE "PER SE" AND "LITERALLY" IN THE WRONG CONTEXT
( ˃ Д˂) DON'T TRY TO SOUND SMART BY USING TERMS YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO USE! ESPECIALLY LATIN TERMS. FUCKING SHIT
>>876
( ˃ Д˂) THE MOST TROUBLING PART IS, THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN THE RESPECTFUL PRESERVATION OF STANDARD ENGLISH AND I-JUST-READ-IN-A-WEBCOMIC-THAT-YOU'RE-WRONG PRESCRIPTIVISM!
( ˃ Д˂) BE CAREFUL, LEST YOU LOSE EVERYONE YOU LOVE!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T GET HUNG UP ON MISUSED TERMS UNLESS THEY'RE MISUSED BY SOMEONE WHO'S OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO SOUND SMART BY MISUSING THEM. THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF MISUSE.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Also, I have no friends to lose.
( ˃ Д˂) MY NECK HURTS
>>880
( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE! IT DOESN'T HURT NOW AT LEAST.
( ˃ Д˂) BUT I'M STILL ANGRY BECAUSE THIS TORRENT IS SLOW!
( ˃ Д˂) STICKING IT UP THE BUTTHOLE UNTIL IT BLEEDS
( ˃ Д˂) MY FAVOURITE MINECRAFT SERVER IS STILL DOWN!
( ˃ Д˂) MY COMPUTER IS OLD, AND I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH NEETBUX TO BUY A NEW ONE!
( ˃ Д˂) MY EYES ARE SODA, YO!
( ˃ Д˂) ABJECT FAILURE!
( ˃ Д˂) LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS FOR FILTHY NORMIES!
( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP FORGETTING WHICH POSTS ARE MINE!
( ˃ Д˂) >>887 SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING SELF-ENTITLED CHILD AND I WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO EAT BUT I'D HAVE TO GET DRESSED FIRST BECAUSE THERE'S PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK TO DO FOR THIS MATHS QUESTION AND NO-ONE'S AROUND TO HELP!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAD A KIDNEY STONE AND URINARY TRACT INFECTION SIMULTANEOUSLY LAST NIGHT!
( ˃ Д˂) MY CLASS IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF CAMPUS AND THE PROFESSOR STILL HELD US LATE!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS WOULD BE FINE EXCEPT IT'S SPRAWLING AND HILLY AND A HALF-MILE ACROSS AND I'M CRAZY ASTHMATIC
( ˃ Д˂) IT OFFENDS ME AND I WANT IT TO KEEP OFFENDING ME, YOU CLASS-LACKING FUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ALL THE TIME EVERYWHERE!
( ˃ Д˂) I MISSED THE 900GET
( ˃ Д˂) THE WORLD IS TOO BIG!
( ˃ Д˂) ADOBE FLASH!
( ˃ Д˂) MICROSOFT SILVERLIGHT!
( ˃ Д˂) MY GLASSES ARE DIRTY BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO WIPE THEM ON!
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE WILL LET ME JUST SIT AROUND AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY ANY MORE!
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE EVER LET ME JUST SIT AROUND AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES PERIOD!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING TO ME EXPECTING CONSOLATION? I'M A HEARTLESS BASTARD, REMEMBER!
( ˃ Д˂) AAAAAH I WANNA QUIT MY JOB AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES, aaaaaAAAAAAあああああああ！
( ˃ Д˂) I ONLY HAVE 3 DOLLARS IN MY WALLET AND NOT MUCH IN MY BANK ACCOUNT!
( ˃ Д˂) ALL THE WOMEN I MEET ONLY WANT SEX
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ARE BEING LEWD!
( ˃ Д˂) POSTS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS AND SEX PUT ME IN A BAD MOOD
( ˃ Д˂) I'M HUNGRY!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT A PRUDISH GIRLFRIEND!
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE HAS BORDERLANDS 2 BUT ME
( ˃ Д˂) MY GIRLFRIEND ISN'T INTERESTED IN IT
( ˃ Д˂) VIDEO GAMES ARE GAY
( ˃ Д˂) SO ARE MOVIES
( ˃ Д˂) I HATE PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION!
( ˃ Д˂) IS THE GROCERY STORE PARKING LOT REALLY SUCH A ROMANTIC PLACE? GROPE YOUR STUPID GIRLFRIEND SOMEWHERE ELSE!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TRIPLE POST JUST TO KEEP MY FAVOURITE THREAD ALIVE!
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT IS LOVE
( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) BABY DON'T HURT ME
( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) DON'T HURT ME
( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) NO MORE
( ˃ Д˂) I'M NOW THINKING OF THAT WHAT IS LOVE ANIMATED .GIF FILE!
( ˃ Д˂) FOOBAR2K WON'T READ ALBUMARTIST FROM CUE SHEETS
( ˃ Д˂) THIS RAIN IS TERRIBLE!
( ˃ Д˂) I KEPT FARTING ALL CLASS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!
( ˃ Д˂) NOW MY HEAD REALLY HURTS!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN NEVER REMEMBER DREAMS IN THEIR ENTIRETY!
( ˃ Д˂) I'VE BEEN FARTING 8-10 TIMES PER HOUR FOR THE PAST FUCKING WEEK!
( ˃ Д˂) I SPILLED POTASSIUM PERMANGANATE ALL OVER MY THUMB AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK COLOURBLINDNESS!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK RESPONSIBILITY! FUCK DEADLINES! FUCK ME FOR BEING UNABLE TO DEAL WITH THESE THINGS!
( ˃ Д˂) LAST NIGHT I HAD A NIGHTMARE THAT I WAS IN A FALLING ELEVATOR AND IT DIDN'T STOP FALLING UNTIL I WOKE UP!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN FEEL A MIGRAINE COMING ON AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE USING TILDES WHERE THEY SHOULD BE USING WAVE DASHES
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT I WANT TO MASTURBATE!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANTED MY BEER IN BOTTLES, NOT CANS!
( ˃ Д˂) GIRLS (ANIME FANS) CALLING ANY CRAP CUTE (MOE). BOLLOCKS.
( ˃ Д˂) ＦＵＬＬ ＷＩＤＴＨ ＬＡＴＩＮ ＣＨＡＲＡＣＴＥＲＳ ＨＡＮＤＬＥＤ ＡＴ ＴＨＥ ＣＨＡＲＡＣＴＥＲ ＥＮＣＯＤＩＮＧ ＬＥＶＥＬ！
( ˃ Д˂) WHY WON'T THAT DOG OUTSIDE SHUT UP!! SHUT UP, YOU DUMB DOG, SHUT UP!!