>>0 is banned for not posting.
( ˃ Д˂) >>5 IS BANNED FOR NOT BEING ANGRY ENOUGH!
>>6 is assigned banned status for internet advertising
>>10 is banned for bringing this thread's reply count into double figures
>>22
Is banned for being an unwanted namefag, lose the name, and lose the ban
>>23 is banned for holding membership within a superstructure that espouses elitism
>>27 is banned for getting all the answers and the bonus correct. He's making us all look like we don't know calculus, or something.
>>42 is banned for being the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
>>43 is banned for making a passé reference to a 30-year-old science-fiction radio show.
>>44 is banned for not realising the novel is naturally superior.
>>47 is banned for treating logical fallacy as banworthy.
>>48 is banned for evading his banned, been banned over 3 times now
>>52 is banned for using the word "package" in an inappropriate context.
>>53 is banned for captcha abuse, regarding them as "gotcha" journalism
>>54 is banned for banning with a stupid reason, (oh the hypocrisy)
>>57 is banned because... I forgot why I was going to ban him... But, well, he's still banned!
>>60 Is banned for making a post that falls on a composite number.
>>67 is banned for forgetting a full stop at the end of his sentence.
>>69 is banned for being Omega Tiger Woods.
ANAL COCK OF THE NORTH PENIS
>>71-72 are banned for not taking their private conversation to PM.
Don't spam, kids!
>>75 is banned for using bold text that is not necessary. We run out of bold text pretty fast, so don't waste it!
>>78 is banned for trying to tell others what to tell others to do.
>>81 is banned for trying to restart unfunny circular posting.
>>82 is banned for not playing along because it would have been hilarious.
>>85 is banned for conduct unbecoming of a member of the elitist superstructure.
>>85 is banned for conduct becoming of a member of the Pax Tsukuru.
>>98 is banned for promoting the heretical view that the really short song has only one line
>>99 is banned for inquisition. also 100GET mother lover - grip, then tip ya cup!
>100 is banned for 100getting.
>>1-6,8-108 are banned for failing to assign banned status properly.
>>114 is banned for using 'password' as his password and feeling clever for doing so.
>>115 is banned for using squirrel injection as a dastardly means to hack password caches.
>>116 is banned for injecting pure caffeine into squirrels to watch them dance.
>>118 is banned for following me around like a creepy little shit.
>>119 is banned for not knowing what to do with crazy stalkers.
>>128 is banned for expunging his coffee enema in the toilet. Are you nuts? I could have sold that with a 5500% markup at Starbucks!
>>130 is banned for having a disturbing interest in people who have a disturbing interest in other people's poo.
>>142 is banned for yet another shitty joke about reversing the previous poster's intent.
>>146 is banned for incurring excessive late fees on his rental DVD rewinder.
>>147 is banned for neglecting to give the Elitist Superstructure a cut of his grey-market DVD rewinder business.
>>148 is banned for being the Elitist Superstructure's hired goon.
>>150 is banned for forcing me to use the term wapanese. Fucking wapanese.
>>151 is banned for using "wapanese" rather than its replacement term "weeaboo".
>>153 is banned for the audacity of amusing himself rather than waiting for his regular allotment of amusement to be dispensed.
>>154 is banned for attempting to establish a DQN police state.
>>156 is banned because we don't actually have winter here.
Consulting the The Magic BanHammer(tm) it says: "A++++++ would ban again."
>>158 is banned for trying to eat the snow again. Go get some real potato chips.
>>159 is banned for advocating unhealthy food choices. Go eat some tofu.
>>160 is banned for being a damned hippie. Go eat a T-bone steak.
>>161 is banned for not-so-subtle politically conservative leanings.
>>166 is banned for joining the mile-high club while on the ground.
>>167 Is banned for giving a shit to something other than a toilet, latrine, or compost maker.
>>168 is banned for not donating enough shit to organic waste manufacturers.
>>173 is banned for not using even a single CAPITAL LETTER in his post.
>>182 is banned for drawing a penis on my cheek after I drank too much and passed out.
>>189 Is banned for encoding music and video into obscure formats.
>>190 is banned for encoding music only into annoyingly large files using a lossless format.
>>191 is banned for seeding only music encoded into annoyingly large files using a lossless format.
>>191 is banned for still using a hard drive from the mid-1980s.
>>1-193,195 are banned for mono-banning.
>>198 is banned for issuing a ban to a banee currently banned.
>>202 is banned for using the word "trigger" in a non-gun thread.
>>203 Is banned for mentioning Ron Paul in a discussion of Republicans
>>204 is banned for supporting Obama in the Democratic primaries and then switching to the Republicans and voting for McCain in November.
>>207 is banned for stealing from pipe storage and using his really nice pipe to whack the two lovers in the supply closet.
>>209 Is banned for building an epilepsy support webiste and making all text in flashing letters.
>>210 is banned for linking to it on epilepsy support forums.
>>212 is banned for writing a sentence in a manner unbecoming of a DQN.
>>214 is banned for making homoerotic passes at fellow posters
>>219 is banned for believing that inanimate objects can be abused.
>>229 is banned for taking too long to get to the point.
>>233 is banned for using a regular b&hammer instead of the Bannen Lagann and its Giga Drill B&er.
>>242 is banned for using a tripcode. Seriously, here, why? It's even a stupid name.
>>243 is banned for a 4chan-induced knee-jerk reaction to tripcodes
>>1-244 are banned for trying to ban without being a MODD.
>>247 is banned for waking up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
>>248 is banned for not already knowing that every "heh man" clone is always like that.
<丶｀∀´> >>1-250 banned for being Western scum and not eat enough kimchi nida.
>>253 is banned for thinking there's a difference between the two Korea, other than the flags.
>>256 Is a banned Panda that used an anchor cub to get citizenship in Pandastan.
>>259 is banned looking at the bigger picture, in full possession of all the facts, all things considered, and finding that there really is no hope.
>>261 Is banned for being Chris Farley on SNL when discussing optimism and pessimism.
>266 is banned for making references that he hoped nobody would get.
>>271 is banned for GRABBIN PEEAALZSZCZSC.
>>282 is banned for hitting enter after quoting the previous post.
>>282
is banned for being less cute than I am. (⌒◡⌒) Also, his captcha was just thrawgly.
Don't mind me I'm just in your thread, breaking your combos.
>>290 Is banned for installing a secret camera in the girl's bathroom and selling the videos.
>>292 is banned for selling cameras to people who secretly film girl's bathrooms.
>>293 is banned for having prejudice against people who secretly film girl's bathrooms.
>>294 Is banned and sent to the "re-education camps" for publicly condoning deviant behavior.
Comrade Citzen, I hope that 5 years learning the values of peasant labor will cure you of your bourgeois inclinations.
>>299
is banned for saying 'DQN' and 'rules' in the same sentence.
>>300 is banned for saying 'DQN' and 'rules' in the same sentence.
>>302 Is banned for being for trying to be pig disgusting moderator
>>303 is banned for being a grammar republican.
>>307 Yet another ban for egregious trip faggotry.
(A+++++ would ban again.)
>>310 is banned for absolutely no fucking reason.
>>313 is banned for making me imagine him red-in-the-face with a huge vein sticking out of his forhead shouting until he passes out because he forgot to breathe.
>>314 is banned for bashing a soccer ball/football/whatever on my head while I was unconscious.
>>316 is banned for use of stupid internet acronyms such as ITT
>>312 is banned because nobody liked his contribution to this thread
>>328 Is banned for reading the mind of a movie writer and spoiling the ending to some upcoming movie.
>>331 is banned for reminding me of a misspent youth full of uncooked macaroni and pipe-cleaners.
>>334 Is banned for consuming too much water and soap due to OCD.
>>335 is banned for trying to psychoanalyze people over the Internet.
>>339 is banned for a post number where the ones column is equal to the product of the value of the tens and hundreds. this offends me as a professional numerologist and part-time collector and reseller of lost and damaged grocery carts. the chain manager doesnt like it but i the police dont bother me none. also sometimes i do drive around early monday mornings and look through people's trash. i throw the good stuff in the back of my el camino and jus peel off. i call it an el camino but its actually a buick sportwagon that i took the back off the roof. you would think the rain would get in but when drivin the speed keeps the back pretty dry for sittin in at the drive in. course they dont make movies at the drive inanymore but its still a good spot for neckin with my baby girl. anyway a few weeks ago someone throws out a perfectly good tire. it was mostly bald but I made a swing out of it with it and a garden hose i found more like last week. now i can swing into the quarry or i could if there were any trees near the edge to tie my tire swing on. the waters pretty shallow at the bottom anyway so maybe its good thing i didnt. but if i find a few more hoses i could connect them to my neigherbours waterline or somethin and jus fill er up! it might take a while but i could use the time to try and find someof those yeller signs that used to be around the quarry. we used to use them like frisbees when we was younger, until my cousin jimmy got one in his trakeya. he talkes with a machine now and it sounds real funny. anyway i think now maybe one of those signs would be cool on my wall in my livin room. the picture looks like a pirate flag but the yeller matches my dirtbike. i got the dirtbike from a man that was lookin to sell it but he wanted too much. so i took it and painted it with yeller a spray can so he wouldnt know it if he saw me ridin it that i took it. course the dirtbike dont work no more so i put it in my livin room for its nice looks. if i get that dirtbike workin again though im gonna ride it over a ramp into the quarry and just do like a back flip off of it or somethin and land real safe in the water. course ill wait til i get more water in there. the waters is kinda dark like oil thick like oil too so that is what makes is so dang hard to tell the deepness by. looks real purty at night anothed good place for neckin but dont drive to close or you ll find my cousin arlis at the bottom cause he did that very thing. thats probably what got me into numbers his liscense plate was like 248-something or the part that you could read anyway and one day when i learned that in school those numbers were 'powers' i thought this must be a 'sign' like those yeller signs where signs. so thats how i dont like people who dont know there numbers real good.
>>343 Is banned for being the Grammar Nazi.
(Tell me you didn't see that one coming from a light year away?)
>>344 is banned for repeating previous posts, suggesting there's only one grammar nazi, and capitalising "grammar nazi".
>>347 Is banned for failing so very hard. I'm a 'Merican.
(A+++++++ would ban again.)
>>351 Is banned for making poor assumptions and generalizing about his fellow dokyun.
Furthermore that's a meme from a different chan entirely.
Captcha == lothe
>>352 is banned for shitty writing and non-compelling narrative.
>>353 is banned for banning a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person who banned a person.... You get the idea...
>>360 banned for being the exact amount of degree's there are in a circle as well as part of a name for a evil gaming console.
>>364 is a technodrome so I think he should be banned to dimension x
>>367 is banned for confusing TANASINN with a shitty somethingawful meme
>>375 is banned for trying to censor it. Information wants to be free, man!
>>379 is banned for continuing the hippy theme for three responses, which is far too many.