I actually feel sorry for Beady Eyes. A lot! He's really nice and funny, and now no one cares when he finally gets laid. Imagine, it's the first good thing that happened to him in weeks and no one cares! Slapstick Humor is okay, it's part of him to get hit by balls but.... I don't know... I don't want to see him hurt.

I also fear that people won't take this seriously, especially now that i wrote this. Meh.