Lame Confessional [LAME] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:44

Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6099 07:24

I can make rice properly, but I like white rice and my mom always buys this shit with weird legumes and stuff in it because itfs ggood for youh but she makes me eat the most of it.

Yes, somehow I still live with my parents, too. Ifm nigh on 23 and have been unsuccessful on the job hunt since I was 16. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? sigh

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6100 05:23

My Steam password is more complex than my Windows logon.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6100 20:18

>>302 I think I installed Steam at the same time you posted that.

I started playing Portal on my MacBook Pro

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6100 21:45

My MacBook has neither the disk space nor the graphical power for Portal, and Ifm dirt poor so I canft afford most of the other games... yet I downloaded Steam for Mac just in case and got my free copy of Portal anyway.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 00:14

>>299
I sometimes think about cross-dressing but I never do it.

>>297
Fear of rejection from jobs? Really?

Loads of people get turned down for every job, it's not that big a deal. It's very unpersonal, too.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6108 03:00

Hi DQN I'm drunk again

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6108 09:30

>>305
most DQNs couldn't get a job if they were a man with a 15 inch dong at a pornographers' convention

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 19:36

I'm not into anime.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 22:00

I only like anime when it's cute and romantic. I'm pretty macho otherwise though.

310 Name: Kizul Emeraldfire : 1993-09-6110 22:07

Up until just last year, the only game console I had was an old 8-bit NES, and a NES-on-a-chip Yobo FC Console.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 11:01

I read everything with 20-pt fonts.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 16:31

>>310

More like AWESOME confession.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 10:10

I have whistled the tune to "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" as a passive-aggressive insult.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 16:49

I have a boner.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 17:01

I have fantasies of being accepted and loved unconditionally.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 00:29

>>315
Is your name Shinji?

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 14:00

I can't figure out what I want to do with my life. Since nobody wil pay me for playing the odd video game and browsing the Internet, chances are slim that I will ever find a job I truly enjoy. This thought terrifies me.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 15:22

>>317
THIS

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 10:33

>>317

With this economy, chances re slim that you'll even find a job.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6129 22:34

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 12:50

>>320 made me cry when I met him

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 21:38

Sometimes, instead of just using Ctrl+C to copy, I Ctrl+X then immediately Ctrl+V afterward, before continuing to paste whatever I needed to paste. Eh, the end result is the same.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 04:26

>>322
omigod ME TOO!!
(Reading that gave me much shawxment)

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6133 20:13

I frowned when I read how inefficient is >>322's way to copy and paste. That kind of stuff just pisses me off.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6134 16:17

I dislike touhou

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6134 20:02

It makes me feel so good when other people confess what I wanted to as well. (Not related to previous post.)

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6135 15:10

I have never played touhou.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6136 20:04

If there really was an "Everybody Loves Clonepa" show, I'd watch it religiously.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 17:25

I don't find computers interesting anymore.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 01:57

I'm not actually very good at anything.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 22:55

I leave the television on as I browse the internet so I can hear human voices and be ever-so-slightly less lonely.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6149 03:46

I often forget if I posted in a thread before or not. I also often read a post and think that I might have posted that, but wasn't sure. Furthermore, I think I've replied to myself without realizing it once or twice.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6149 18:11

>>332
I'm sure I've already read a post identical to this one, but can't remember where...

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6150 23:35

>>333 me too.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 11:37

I often feel childish wonder and amazement at the most simple things, like the Moon, the wind, falling leaves or that anything exists at all.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 14:02

>>335 That's not a lame confession, that's a desirable way to live! I'd say you're experiencing life on a better plane than most!

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 18:12

>>335

I kinda know where you're coming from, and I think it's cool. I don't feel wonder or amazement at those kinda things, but I do take time out to absorb the details and feel some sense of satisfaction and happiness from them.

Like today I was walking back from work all pissed-off at my co-workers when I saw a bird attempt to fly towards the raging wind, only to slowly turn itself sideways and then glide gracefully a little before doing a loop-the-loop and flying off.

All my anger was gone and I grinned the rest of the way.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6152 14:04

>>337 I was once walking back from work all pissed-off at my co-workers when I passed two French gentlemen in the street outside my flat, I just caught a snippet of their conversation, one of them simply said "I like it!" with his French accent, and my mind flooded with his lifestory, that he had been struggling back home in France so he came to Scotland, a big move, no friends or family here, just to make a fresh start, and he has found a friend now, and also something he enjoys. He was smiling. And so was I!

I obsess far too much over trivial things, too much to enjoy trivial things.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6152 22:23

I released the emergency mittens for no real reason.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 04:26

Once, I walked back home form work really pissed-off at my co-workers, but then I turned around and went to the bar and drank twelve pabst and a shot of jack daniels and went home and threw up in the bathtub. I was still pissed off the next morning but the anger dissipated slightly after cleaning the bathtub (and throwing out the bathmat, which caught a few stray chunks).

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 03:43

The first check that I ever wrote was for a copy of James Joyce's Finnegans Wake.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 02:54

Speaking of checks, I wrote "for gay sexual favors" in the memo field of one of my rent checks once. Next thing I know, the landlord mysteriously "lost" my check and I had to pay a late fee.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6166 04:25

I created my high school's wikipedia page

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 07:39

I think I found someone I use to know 5+ years ago on the internet.

I hated them, and after getting into a fight with them I flounced out of the website forever.

If it really is them, they haven't changed at all, and I still hate them

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 09:34

I haven't masturbated yesterday.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 11:40

I think >>322 and possibly >>332 might be me, but it's been so long that I can't remember.

The experience of not remembering what you wrote is a common one on anonymous BBSes. It might even be the point of the anonymous BBS.

If DQN is still around in twenty years, I'll come back here and look through the archives. I wonder if reading this post will fill me with that nagging sense of partial recognition, or if I'll just glance quickly before passing on to >>347.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 11:57

Sometimes, if I really like a thread, I'll read it again.
Right now, I'm reading some threads that I read months ago.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6177 12:58

I remember some of the bad threads and memes I started on DQN, even though I posted them anonymously.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6177 14:42

>>346
I was both.
I think.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6179 22:26

I still, still get irrationally angry and butthurt when websites like Yahoo or Google or commercials for Walmart come on that advertise "back to school!". I fucking hate school, it's only the beginning of August, don't remind me that I'll be back there in a couple weeks, I don't want to think of that place.

God I'm still 9 years old.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6179 22:46

I have no friends. I feel sad. I don't know what to do.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 06:47

I like a girl that won't talk to me and probably has a boyfriend.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 09:28

I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 17:10

I sometimes save good threads on DQN to my hard drive so I can read them again and again or when I have no internet access

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6181 15:03

There's a girl I like, and I think she definitely likes me back, she invited me at her place, we sat close for all day but I didn't even touch her. Geez.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6182 12:50

I thought I'd have a cup of filter coffee before I started drawing, but now I'm too jittery to concentrate.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6182 18:43

I felt so smart when I figured out why Miku's colors are black and teal.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6183 01:13

I googled why Miku's colours are black and teal but couldn't find anything

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6183 01:32

I took LSD to aid me in my 3D modelling coursework for uni

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6183 10:04

>>358 It mimics the colors of the DX7, Yamaha's most successful product so far. (See http://www.electricdruid.net/images/interface/larger/YamahaDX7.jpg . Compare this picture to that panel on her sleeve.)

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6183 19:25

>>360 We all should have been informed about this with the introductory Elitist Superstructure New Old Member materials, but they got lost in the mail.

(confession: I was the mailman)

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 13:11

I've had a string of crappy roommates that I barely knew / only thought I knew, and after graduating am considering living completely fucking alone for at least a year or so. Loneliness isn't really my problem, it's the only cure I know.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 23:16

Today I smashed my penis over my laptop's keyboard.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 11:08

I went through my phone's contact list to find someone to brag to about the amazing sex I had last night, but I came here instead

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 11:13

My meatballs were too hot in my mouth so I tried to cool them down by opening my mouth and breathing out, and they fell out on to my shirt.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 13:51

>>365
Fucking lol!!!!!!! Man oh man.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 21:26

I still watch Yumeiro Patissiere.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 04:00

Sometimes in the post your captcha thread, I use the captcha of the previous thread I posted in.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6190 21:33

At least five girls wanted to get to at least know me so far, and I pushed all of them away because I assumed they wanted to hurt me.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6190 21:50

I posted a lame confessional on the unhappy things thread because I was too lazy to dig this thread up.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 01:21

>>369, you were right to do so.
A woman's a two-face, worrisome thing that will lead you to sing emo crap in the night.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 02:10

I like the taste of menstrual blood.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 03:11

>>371 I know this to be true for a fact because it's what I do and have been doing since she stopped talking to me.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:29

I accidentally posted something in the wrong thread, but I don't think anyone will notice.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:30

I'm a panda.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 19:18

Sometimes, if I'm posting in the captcha thread and I don't like my captcha, I'll refresh it once or twice. I usually only do it when the captcha is a real word, though (recently, I got hose).

Oh, and I feel kind of bad about making this post, because it means the cool captcha I got (unshulk) will go to waste.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 07:44

I'm so afraid of failure that it's causing some 'minor' suicidal ideation.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 14:55

I have an imaginary boyfriend.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 16:31

>>377 Me too.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 18:41

The only thing keeping me alive anymore is my wish to make someone else happy.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 06:53

I had class in a room on the fourth floor today, and somebody had left the window open. For the whole of the tutorial, all I could think about was rushing up to that window and throwing myself out.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 11:45

>>380 Well, take comfort knowing that you always make me happy EVERY time you post here

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6213 17:10

>>299 I like to fuck crossdressers. We should totally hang out!

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 16:01

I find DQN hilarious.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 17:31

I haven't found DQN hilarious ever since it shifted from "we pretend to be Japanese emoticons and AA characters in a never ending soap-opera" to "we talk about our lives, sometimes with a Japanese emoticon next to our sentences". I can't relate to you guys at all.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 19:22

Today I read >>385. It was the worst thing that happened to me in a month.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 22:29

Whenever I see bad text-boards I like to go to the best old threads they have and bump them all to the front page instantly making it slightly better.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 23:54

I like reading about videogames more than playing them.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6215 00:30

>>383 and>>385 were both aimed at me, I bet.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6215 17:50

When I think DQN is not hilarious anymore, I blame myself for not appreciating it. Reading >>385 mildly uplifted me, but mildly saddened me, too.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6215 20:59

I find DQN mildly uplifting on occasion. Was it ever hilarious? I wouldn't know.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 00:17

>>385
I haven't found DQN hilarious since reading that srs post.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 02:37

>>388
I often find watching people play video games skillfully is far less frustrating than playing them poorly myself.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 03:20

It's very important that I talk to a woman about something but I don't know how to go about it at all or really even how I should contact her or what to say so as a result I do nothing

Pure torture

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 08:36

I have a pretty good singing voice, but I don't count it as a quality of mine because I think that it's more or less useless.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 00:20

( ß -ß) I really like singing, but then I'm afraid that I actually don't have a good singing voice, and I'm too ashamed to sing in my own time even if it's just my family around me, so I only end up singing when I go to church.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 00:57

I wish I were a voice actor (and not to sound conceited, but I do have the voice for it). Unfortunately I'm not likely to ever pursue it because I have a pretty realistic idea of the work and the pay, not as long as computer science and networking are steady and pay out the wazoo.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 01:44

Oh right, I have the face for radio, too.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 02:42

I sometimes take the Internet too seriously.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 05:27

I don't find the Elitist Superstructure very elitist.

This thread has been closed. You cannot post in this thread any longer.