Lame Confessional [LAME] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:44

Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6497 09:01

I'm an attractive hipster male. Girls love me. Sorry :/

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6508 00:43

I keep trying to find Natsuko "Gal" Sone taking a crap.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6508 08:18

By the power of Greyskull... I HAVE THE POWER!

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6508 10:31

>>601 it's easy to big yourself up on an anonymous text board isn't it? i actually am a sex god though

605 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6508 11:22

>>604 actually it's pretty hard. You might end up in your own delusional world if you lie to yourself too much. In this case everyone WILL call you an aspie.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6508 13:47

>>604 an image board embiggens the smallest man.

607 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6512 23:28

I almost replied to a copype from CTRL+C|CTRL+V thread and confessed that I loved a camper girl in Pokemon Gold (forgot her name); and now I want to find her in HeartGold version.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 07:23

My lame soundcard ensued in a computer crash when I tried to play the first track of the first DQN album too loudly.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 07:36

>>605
At least he's not that one guy that doesn't get the clue that tripcodes are for jerks. Ahaha!

610 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6524 10:09

>>609
They aren't. For example, Sparky4 wasn't a jerk. And usage of WinME as a server OS was hardly delusional at all.

Anyway, DQN is the elitist superstructure. Tripcode is a great tool for establishing elitism across the globe!

611 Name: MishiMishi : 1993-09-6524 19:11

Well...I came here

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 19:33

>>610
Sparky4 isn't a jerk only because he doesn't realize how annoying his senseless ramblings are, as well as his inability to defend against criticism, resorting to attack, albeit very weak. His actions are mainly unintentional and unpremeditated.

613 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6532 00:44

I just lost my ship in EVE Online in a rather silly circumstances. And I AM MAD AS HELL now (and I'm not going to play it anymore).

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6532 03:57

I exceed the FDA-recommended daily allowance of internet every single day!
Impressive, I know.

615 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6533 00:17

>>614's head is going to be fat with memes.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6533 11:17

I'm just a worthless genius using my talents to impress people because I want them to like me. And when they do, I ignore them, as I quickly become bored with all pretenses of friendship and romance.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 00:33

I still laugh at "Microsoft Sam reads stupid Windows errors" videos.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 00:55

Im 19, not too ugly or fat, and never had a girlfriend probably because Im too shy and its expected for men to make the first move.

619 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6536 20:23

>>618
Come back when you're 29 and have the same problems.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 21:01

>>619 I promise you I will and give you a status report.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 06:00

I occasionally spend up to eight hours a day browsing omegle insulting people. Not even to troll or find conversation, just insult people

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 17:40

I'm off to buy overpriced weed!

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 20:25

from the Wizard, >>622?

624 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6539 10:44

623, did you mean "Wizards of the Coast"?

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 16:49

>>624, did you mean "blizzards on her toast"?

captcha: dead urk-

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 17:22

I kind of like Windows 7.

627 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6539 19:12

>>626
Press Win+Tab. It will totally blow your mind!

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 02:47

I released the emergency mittens without it being an emergency.

629 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6542 23:26

I can't bring myself to post in all-caps in the ( ˃ Д˂) Post Angry Things!! (340)
thread because I'm shy and I can't force myself to act less shy on the internet! It'd
be so out of character and so embarrassing.

If you were to meet me in real life you'd think that I'm trying to roleplay Fluttershy.
Saged because I don't really want anyone to read this.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 10:53

I fondle myself in my sleep.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 00:07

I fondle >>630 in his sleep.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 01:33

I pretend I'm a sleeping >>630 so that >>631 will fondle me in my sleep, while fondling >>630 in his sleep. The testimonies of both of them always match, so I'm a perfectly invisible relay.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 03:07

>>629
If you were really shy you would post anonymously.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 07:21

>>632
You're basically doing a MitM attack on their sleeping connection. Evil!

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 02:52

I must have a pretty good immune system because I stick my finger up my bum and then lick it all the time and I never get sick.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 12:06

I keep my fingers far away from >>635's bum.

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 14:38

It is possible that >>635 just has a clean asshole.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6558 20:20

Always stretch after doing sit-ups. I used to skip stretching, and had developed incontinence.

639 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6558 23:12

>>638
Good thing that I don't exercise at all!

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 09:29

I slept 14 hours last night

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 13:38

I slept with a 14 year old last night

642 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6559 18:53

I slept alone and unloved last night

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 19:31

Pff, sleep is for dummies. See, if you skip all that boring nighttime nothing-doing, then you can get much more accomplished. Just look at my success!

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 22:49

>>643 You're about as successful as beady eyes. Get out of here!

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6560 00:18

I frequently use my colourblindness as an excuse to wear odd socks, despite the fact I can tell them apart quite easily.

646 Name: !H5ZcYCj46o : 1993-09-6570 23:05

I'm on kind of a field trip away from the big powerful conputer. But all I do is experiencing the free unlimited wireless internet access on my kindle.

Oh, to whom am I lying?.. I'm staying in the town where I grew up. The flat's full of stuff that brings back childhood memories. And broken promises...

Damn it, hometown visits even in pokemon games aren't this depressive!

647 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6570 23:08

I horribly failed my own tripcode. For this I'm extremely regretful.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 09:42

Somehow this thread has transformed from its original glory into another diary/chat thread.

On topic, I must confess that I care way too much about this.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 10:16

Today I ate a piece of bacon and didn't tell anyone else

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 11:34

>>649
Oh hey, I stole some bacon from work the other day. Also I enjoy eating various scraps of meats and cheeses when adventuring to the walk-in freezer for portions to restock the back line.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 17:36

>>650 doesn't care if it rains or freezes
As long as he has his scraps of cheeses.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 18:59

>>651 built one in a cave.

WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 20:52

I kind of enjoyed the Bloodrayne movie.

654 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6574 21:17

>>648
But it's kinda lame to have a severe internet addiction. Anyway, DQN is all about back pats and mutual insults nowadays. It's just like AA (not SJIS one).

Also, I used "conputer" as a joke. It's like "con artist", but "puter"! I'm not sure what does this mean.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 21:21

Today I drank a bottle of beer even though Im trying to die

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 22:24

diet*

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 23:22

>>656 I liked "die" better. That was unintentionally hilarious.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 01:51

I dislike Xboxs

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 11:44

>>654
pretty and cuter?

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 16:53

I post stupid replies in other threads so that other users will not bother replying to them and instead look at my own thread. it works!

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 06:37

I believe that I'm cursed in some way.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 08:20

I believe that >>661's thoughts about his alleged cursed status suffer from confirmation bias.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 09:03

I believe that >>662's curse is to perceive confirmation bias wherever he looks.

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 10:33

sometimes I don't use home row when I type

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 21:27

I made a pointless post so I could 666GET.

vc: ruteness. Yes, I suppose it was.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 21:28

666GET

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 04:06

I wanted to get the 666 GET. ＿|￣|○

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 08:08

I met the love of my life by introducing her to the asshole she dated before me.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 12:12

>>668
You met her by introducing her? How does that work?

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 14:28

>>669 You say "Hello [person b] meet [person a]" or something along those lines.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6580 07:08

Ｉ ａｍ ｓｏ ｖｅｒｙ ｆｕｌｌ ｏｆ ｈａｔｅ

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 08:07

I bumped this thread just to knock out the closed one from the list.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 08:33

I wrote a paper that was supposed to funny, but the more I think about it, it seems more retarded than funny. But I've already sent it to my instructor.

My life is RUINED.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 14:20

I know who >>673 is and I read his paper. I pray for him.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 22:01

>>673 let us see it. Let us judge you.
It's better us than your instructor, isn't it?

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 09:06

I shave my feet.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 10:21

>>676
I never heard of or saw people with visible hair on their feet, but now I Googled it and it seems common. Weird.
Anyway, I really don't think you should be ashamed of it.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 11:04

>>676 is a hobbit.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 18:04

I shave eveything (except my hair), because I can't stand the signs of being male.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 23:30

>>679 did you also shave off your penis?

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 23:52

I love >>679 because he shaves his skin and eyes and tongue and a bunch of other neat stuff!

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 09:40

I feel so bad being an alpha-male on Omegle that I fucking draw girls' portraits (the ones who stay on cam anyway) in order to get them in successively less clothing.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 11:52

I have cancer.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:08

I also have cancer.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:14

I have a big tumor, but it's not cancer.

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:18

It's not a tumah!

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:53

Actually, it is. The MRI showed swirly bits inside it too.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 11:53

I have a tummy! It's full!

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 17:09

>>687
Is it a good thing? Swirly bits are usually tasty!

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 18:19

Sometimes I just skip the whole teeth brushing thing.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 02:57

I have foreskin, and I'm proud of it.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 05:28

Once again i'm drunk and i've slSAHED MYSELF UP AND I DO'T Care thAT I ACCIDENTALLY HIT CAPS LOCK

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 22:26

I have to be up and running in a couple of hours, but I'll just give up on studies today. I just can't get a hold of myself.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:25

Orgasmed without cumming

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 18:44

I should go to class today but I won't.

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 20:10

>>695
I started to do this too often due to a peer pressure of posters on DQN. I'm going to have some major problems if I keep this up.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 20:18

Actually I'm in the world of shit already.
My schedule is screwed up. I don't sleep enough, I can't concentrate, I get anxious, I skip classes, I get even more anxious, etc.

I blame all you for this.

I mean, hey, could it be my fault that I lost control over my life? Obviously not.

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 21:17

>>697
You're not the only one. I blame you for setting a bad example.

I don't have time to sleep because I will either not have enough time to do homework or I'll be late for class, so I spend all day on being tired instead.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 21:32

>>698
So do I!

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 09:12

>>700 GET

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