Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.
>>948
That's a rather drastic confession, this is clearly not lame.
I broke 4chan's linking system in order to sabotage the republic.
Whenever I was going through the complete collection of NES ROMs that I downloaded, I would pass over "Sweet Home" because the title made me imagine some overly saccharine house building sim or something equally "kawaii" that probably wasn't even translated. Even when I heard it referred to as being creepy a few times, I assumed it was people being sarcastic or just one of those Japanese things that's "too weird" for a western audience. It was only when I saw it referred to together with Clock Tower (which I recently played and enjoyed) that I decided to actually give it a try.
I genuinely get slightly upset when people sexualise Touhou. Needless to say, I keep well away from most Touhou-centric areas of the internet because of this.
I drove 40mph in a 30mph area for a few seconds before I realized where I was and slowed down.
>>949
I wasn't in quite in as bad a way as you, but I got a careerish job after NEETing for two years after college at 24.
I'm procrastinating instead of finishing a picture of the DQN lobby.
Every day I remember about it and feel ashamed. I can't do anything because of the shame!
I'm completely disabled by a sense of guilt. I can only manage to lie down and cry.
So, as the Earth keeps spinning around and about mercilessly, I find myself in shortage of stories about age-mates whose personal lives resemble train wrecks.
That's what helped my loser mentality stay afloat. This realisation makes me quite sad, really. As planet's rotations push me closer to the title of "The Ultimate Loser", I just don't know what should I do and what can I do. I don't even know how to learn this. I just panic when I see the whole picture.
You might be wondering, "What does the Earth has to do with it? What would change for me even if it stopped?" Well, such a spectacular tragedy would change pretty much everything. Certainly I wouldn't have time to pity myself.
I'm posting in the wrong thread.
Or am I?
I took a big shit and took a photo of it on my phone, then set it as my phone wallpaper
>>960 Did you ever see the South Park episode "More Crap"?
Anyway, I sometimes worked with guys who would show off their biggest crap. I never had any impressive craps.
I forgot to fap today, now I'm at a higher risk of prostate cancer.
>>961 I have seen that episode yes. It's not the biggest I have done, but it was just to show my girlfriend, she likes to see my progress
>>964 No, I burst in once when she had diarrhoea and it was messy but she got really embarrassed and I felt bad.
If I ever got filthy, unbelievably rich, I would probably run out of hedonistic pleasures pretty quickly and just bankroll Everybody Loves Clonepa Productions or something.
I don't have a girlfriend. I'm not looking for one. I don't mind it.
All that trouble and annoyance for a price of getting banned 4 times from "the most funny" webforum online!
>>970
Yes, Windows 8 should be banned from the "most funny" webforum online's ex-sub-forum Helldump.
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=36188
Who is lame now, Windows 7?! BRB, installing Windows ME on my Windows 8! #YOLO. #Swag.
When someone says "honk honk" my first thought is Gamzee rather than Chen.
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!! ( > ω < )
>>973 My first thought is Harpo Marx.
Can't go wrong with the classics, man...
>>976
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
Yama no Susume was so beautiful it brought me to tears.
wat
I just misread "cunning lies" as "cunnilingus".
I just misread "cunnilingus" as "cuntaluffigus".
I haven't seen a film I haven't understood.
When I was registering my new cool Bamboo Pen, I couldn't get the software key working. I mailed all my info to support, the guy said that the key is fine and asked me to check whenever I had the right model selected. I wrote that it was fine and the key wasn't working even thought I tried replacing W with VV, etc. So, that support guy asked me to check it again, but this time he specified to look at the model number. He was right, I selected the older model instead of "Bamboo 3. Gen. Pen".
That was deeply embarrassing. I can't get myself to draw anything due to the stress.
>>989 silly billy, don't let it get to you though, turn that embarrassment and stress into some profound artwork
I really hate this board. It annoys me that there's such a great English text board site out there, and most of its posters are hanging out on what is basically the "forum games" section. Months go between posts on the topical boards, but people post here every day. While I don't want the boards to be lightning fast (and slow boards are generally higher quality), I think you're all doing the site a disservice by playing around in the worst board and not contributing to the pretty interesting threads going on in others. Even worse are the people who liked "ITT: we role-play as grandpa ( ´ω`) [AA] [VIP]" so much that they spun it off into its own site.
It's not that I mind catchphrases or having fun, I just think you're squandering a great website and I hate every single one of you.
I think >>992 is dumb not because his opinion differs fol mine but because he doesn't understand why the other boards are dead.
>>992
Having fun is a more noble cause for a textboard like DQN than any other. I mean we still have good discussion but we're not USENET, not to mention that this is basically what the 2ch VIP boards are like.
Sometimes I don't stick on topic in this thread.
I find Disney princess pretty hot.