Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.
DQN advises me on personal relationships.
>>500
Oh... I'm afraid I'm in a similar position and can't help. Sorry ( MDL)
Don't do it! He'll become stronger than you can imagine!
Man, I can imagine some pretty strong things....
The main reason I love my girlfriend is she lets me lick her menstrual blood, that's a rare find.
I wrote a song about it called "I Love You Because You Let Me Lick Your Periods"
I often think there's people watching me or monitoring my thoughts, so I do tricks and thing to try and impress them like throwing my hat up and catching it without looking. It's only more recently that I've noticed how often and how long I've done this for, pretty much all my life, without thinking anything of it.
Pull back the covers, count the bloodstains that we find
Some are yours, and some of them are mine
I bet this isn't really what you had in mind
When I said "Let's leave some memories behind"
I love you because you let me lick your periods
It's partly why I wanna be gettin' serious
I love you because you let me lick your periods
But I'll still be in love when your pipes are runnin' dry
[second verse required]
[chorus]
[melodica solo]
[chorus]
[outro]
I'm 21 years and have never worked a single day in my life.
I'm considerably younger and have worked quite a few days in my life.
It's overrated.
I am afraid of being molested by women.
I have decided to start maining Kagura in JUS after I saw this one person using Kagura to beat two Dio users.
I changed my name for a couple of fights to "USA#1" in a japanese fighting game and beat everybody I was fighting with an over powered character.
I claim to be a pro gamer, but I just watch LP's and have only played 2-3 good video games.
>>519
I watch TASes and then find my own game play to be super inadequate.
Then I cry.
Then I cry with joy when I destroy the first boss on Sonic 3 in 6 seconds with the fire shield.
Then I drown on the next stage.
Then I cry some more.
I can't remember my mum or dad's birthdays, but I can remember hidden combos, cheats and special moves in obscure games for Megadrive, NES, Sega Saturn and PS1, plus the order of the first 251 pokémon, as well as what level most of them evolve at.
I also always spell pokémon with the "é", but not a capital letter because I wouldn't spell "animal" with a capital letter.
I never bothered to learn any kanji
I like feeling stupid and loving but I hate that I'm forcing myself to be this way.
I can almost sing the "crazy like a fool" part of Daddy Cool without any pitch shifting. Almost.
I must admit that I tried to use an imageboard today and I got really enraged when somebody replied with a stupid remark and dull image macro... to someone's else post.
I am an fish.
>>530
That's true. I must admit that I tried to create my own image macro and get in that virtual fight, but it went wrong. I'm going to stay SJIS for the rest of my life.
I like to add a space before Alt+19 and pretend that I leave in J-RPG world ‼..
And I don't even proofread my own posts. Oh, that stupid "leave" always taking the place of "live" ‼
>>534 it must be vile as well. I'd go to ttp://jun.2chan.net/b/ if I'd need some images for myself
I must admit that I'm quite stocked after thoughtless days of my youth. Oh well, I just made myself feel old and tired.
A really lovely girl just text me saying "your so amazing" but rather than say thanks and chat with her i said "You mean 'you're' xxx"
>>538
That sounds about right.
I'd expect nothing less from a dokyun.
I'm currently on my school computer browsing DQN, in an effort to kill time while I wait two hours for someone to finally care enough to come take me home.
Oh, to be an otaku...
>>540-san, you should become a NEET. It has a certain benefit of not having to wait for anyone or even making others wait, because you won't be able to manage your time properly.
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>>541-chan, there's no way I can do that.
I have pressure to succeed, and my family would honestly destroy me before letting me disgrace them as a NEET.
>>544
It's also possible to be depressed because of a constant realization that you're a burden/not achieving/useless/helpless. While it might sound emo, it's not really like that. It's more like turning yourself into a passive observer, watching how trends go past, how your friends become successful, how time slips by... It's an attempt to fade away, to disappear. A social suicide.
By the way, I must say that "Un homme qui dort" was a very interesting experience.
I browse DQN in the boardroom.
I stole $600 from my dad because he just moved to NZ.
Wait, that's not particularly lame. ;D
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>>547 is awesome.
>>548
To be honest, though my job is great, girlfriend etc, I don't have that much time for friends.
DQN is one of the few 'friends' I keep in daily contact with. Am I *pizz*ing my life away?
When I was a kid, I had a small crush on Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service.
>>550
I know a guy who is just like you. Are you that guy?
And relying on DQN instead of friends is alright, I find much more
interesting stuff in CTRL+V thread than they tell and send to me.
I havnt visited DQN since they implemented captchas.
I didnt miss anything.
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
I am scared to touch dirty underwear
I'm bisexual.
No one knows it IRL.
This is the first time in two weeks that I've brushed my teeth.
I've come back to this this board after months only to find out that I don't enjoy it as much as I used to. Did I change? Did DQN change? Meh...
I used the term "mobile oppression palace" in a serious paper and it made perfect sense because it was about colonialism.
( E-E) Does the "mobile oppression palace" have an elitist superstructure?
I like to sniff solvents. Not to get high, just for the smell.
I like to sniff my farts. Not to get high, just for the smell.
( E-E) Let's back up. I'm trying to derail this thread. >>566, do you do this in the "mobile oppression palace?"
I wish Everybody Loves Clonepa was a real show. I'd watch it religiously.
>>566 Do you have a hybrid car?
Every time I smell one of my own farts, I think of the South Park episode titled "Smug Alert"
Every time I visit the Elitist Superstructure, I refuse to leave until I have replied at least once to every thread on the front page.
I need to pee.
I haven't brushed my teeth today.
I have never felt "brain freeze." Probably because I was a really nice kid with a limited access to cold drinks.
But now... Nothing can stop me now!
>>574
If you keep being rude, it will certainly go nowhere.
I didn't shower today and slept with my cloths on.
I've got class in 20min; I'll just rock an overcoat and call it a day.
Whenever I watch this, even if I was in a bad mood before I feel a little bit better.
God damn adorable!
Somehow name field lost that option with a cute SJIS face. So, I accidentally copy-pasted&posted it with !ESpeoN/nPA part. I feel silly and extremely regretful.
It's Saturday morning and I'm in a cubicle. ~_~;
My hand is on my penis.
>>584
You should let it build up for a couple of days. 3-4 works best for me.
Last night I masturbated so hard I sprained my hamstrings or something
One time in work, the manager I'm assistant to was out of the office. She left me in charge of East China's operations and customer relationship management for a day.
I freaked out and started thinking my whole life was a set up, that I didn't belong in a position of responsibilty, that I was a useless NEET hallucinating everything good that happened in my life after I was 16, that everyone around me were actors, and that I had somehow become lost in a simulacra of the world tuned to "not fail".
I locked myself in the bathroom and typed an incoherent post on DQN, begging Lain Iwakura for help, and for DQN to contact her for me. I figured DQN would know how to get to her. Then my phone couldn't display the captcha. It took me until after lunch to get sane again, and then my training kicked in and I chased everybody I needed to chase and typed whatever I needed to type. At the end of the day, my regional reports came up green and I had a long talk with the regional sector head about radiation and also about Chinese girls.
( E-E) ...Going crazy and looking to Lain and DQN for help.
>>584 either really good or really bad. depends on what's actually happening.
I knew I had genital warts, now she's telling me I should get checked up because she found warts downstairs.
teeheehee
I copy and paste all emoticons ( E-E)
I really envy those who can enjoy life.
>>592
Me too. In addition, I flat-out hate the emotion of love and all who feel it, mostly because it is something I am too cold-hearted to ever know.
I haven't studied for any of my exams this week
I have a massive collection of porn and hentai I only ever watch, never masturbate to. I don't actually even masturbate. I just like porn.
I only masturbate to text files, binaries are pig disgusting