Lame Confessional [LAME] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:44

Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 20:52

I kind of enjoyed the Bloodrayne movie.

654 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6574 21:17

>>648
But it's kinda lame to have a severe internet addiction. Anyway, DQN is all about back pats and mutual insults nowadays. It's just like AA (not SJIS one).

Also, I used "conputer" as a joke. It's like "con artist", but "puter"! I'm not sure what does this mean.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 21:21

Today I drank a bottle of beer even though Im trying to die

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 22:24

diet*

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 23:22

>>656 I liked "die" better. That was unintentionally hilarious.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 01:51

I dislike Xboxs

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 11:44

>>654
pretty and cuter?

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 16:53

I post stupid replies in other threads so that other users will not bother replying to them and instead look at my own thread. it works!

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 06:37

I believe that I'm cursed in some way.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 08:20

I believe that >>661's thoughts about his alleged cursed status suffer from confirmation bias.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 09:03

I believe that >>662's curse is to perceive confirmation bias wherever he looks.

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 10:33

sometimes I don't use home row when I type

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 21:27

I made a pointless post so I could 666GET.

vc: ruteness. Yes, I suppose it was.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 21:28

666GET

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 04:06

I wanted to get the 666 GET. ＿|￣|○

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 08:08

I met the love of my life by introducing her to the asshole she dated before me.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 12:12

>>668
You met her by introducing her? How does that work?

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 14:28

>>669 You say "Hello [person b] meet [person a]" or something along those lines.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6580 07:08

Ｉ ａｍ ｓｏ ｖｅｒｙ ｆｕｌｌ ｏｆ ｈａｔｅ

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 08:07

I bumped this thread just to knock out the closed one from the list.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 08:33

I wrote a paper that was supposed to funny, but the more I think about it, it seems more retarded than funny. But I've already sent it to my instructor.

My life is RUINED.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 14:20

I know who >>673 is and I read his paper. I pray for him.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 22:01

>>673 let us see it. Let us judge you.
It's better us than your instructor, isn't it?

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 09:06

I shave my feet.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 10:21

>>676
I never heard of or saw people with visible hair on their feet, but now I Googled it and it seems common. Weird.
Anyway, I really don't think you should be ashamed of it.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 11:04

>>676 is a hobbit.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 18:04

I shave eveything (except my hair), because I can't stand the signs of being male.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 23:30

>>679 did you also shave off your penis?

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 23:52

I love >>679 because he shaves his skin and eyes and tongue and a bunch of other neat stuff!

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 09:40

I feel so bad being an alpha-male on Omegle that I fucking draw girls' portraits (the ones who stay on cam anyway) in order to get them in successively less clothing.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 11:52

I have cancer.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:08

I also have cancer.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:14

I have a big tumor, but it's not cancer.

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:18

It's not a tumah!

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:53

Actually, it is. The MRI showed swirly bits inside it too.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 11:53

I have a tummy! It's full!

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 17:09

>>687
Is it a good thing? Swirly bits are usually tasty!

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 18:19

Sometimes I just skip the whole teeth brushing thing.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 02:57

I have foreskin, and I'm proud of it.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 05:28

Once again i'm drunk and i've slSAHED MYSELF UP AND I DO'T Care thAT I ACCIDENTALLY HIT CAPS LOCK

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 22:26

I have to be up and running in a couple of hours, but I'll just give up on studies today. I just can't get a hold of myself.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:25

Orgasmed without cumming

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 18:44

I should go to class today but I won't.

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 20:10

>>695
I started to do this too often due to a peer pressure of posters on DQN. I'm going to have some major problems if I keep this up.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 20:18

Actually I'm in the world of shit already.
My schedule is screwed up. I don't sleep enough, I can't concentrate, I get anxious, I skip classes, I get even more anxious, etc.

I blame all you for this.

I mean, hey, could it be my fault that I lost control over my life? Obviously not.

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 21:17

>>697
You're not the only one. I blame you for setting a bad example.

I don't have time to sleep because I will either not have enough time to do homework or I'll be late for class, so I spend all day on being tired instead.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 21:32

>>698
So do I!

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 09:12

>>700 GET

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 04:19

I'm the guy who does the "VORUDEMOTO" bumps.

vc: low

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 12:03

I post a lot about my life here.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 23:10

I checked out other boards for a change and I saw a whole new world.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 23:46

I want to become a Wikipedia sysop!

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 00:05

My past is more exciting than I tend to think it has been.

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 00:32

I just spent 3 hours watching nyan cat videos.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 05:39

I've lost control of my life.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 13:16

I've spent the last three weeks of my life playing Monster Hunter Tri. I've only made it to HR 48, but I'm not going to stop there.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6628 01:57

You guys are the only friends I have anymore.

And half of you hate my guts half the time.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 08:26

I threw up in a rice field, threw a beer can in it and drove home extremely drunk the other night.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 03:36

i stopped in the middle of masturbating with 20 different porn sites open to come and make this post here.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 07:10

I haven't posted here in ages.

I came crawling back.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 09:40

>>709
I don't have real friends. I feel the same way.

Also I've been using this place to talk about myself because it is the only persistent medium I have for doing so. On one hand I don't like cluttering up DQN with my shit but on the other I'm glad there are people who understand and support me in such a small corner of the internet.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 09:59

I've turned DQN into one huge lame confessional thread. I'm the worst...

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 15:44

Back in the day, when I used to browse THAT PLACE a lot, I got into loli. I used to worry that I was going to be a pedo for life, but now I realize the girls I was guiltily masturbating over weren't too far from my own age. As I grew older, loli lost their appeal.

On the one hand, I'm glad I didn't turn out to be a pedophile. On the other hand, I secretly miss that juicy arousal I was once able to achieve so easily just by reading loli doujin. In fact, H-manga in general just feels too distant from reality these days.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 15:56

>>715
I'm still a paedophile. ;-;

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 21:33

I feel like the people on DQN and SAOVQ are the best friends I've ever had, but I'll never know any of them. This makes me sad.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 22:55

>>717
Same to you, pal.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 23:19

>>715
H-manga is by virgins for virgins after all.

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 07:34

I honestly prefer using aptitude to synaptic.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 16:39

Last night, I actually got somewhat of a high from reading about IUPAC organic chemistry nomenclature.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 20:54

My iPod is full of songs I don't actually like. The only reason why I got them in the first place was because they had become a meme on Nico Nico Douga.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 22:31

I dislike this thread but feel the urge to say something about myself every time it comes up.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 23:46

I keep my DQN Electronics in a separate playlist so I can turn scrobbling off when I listen to it.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 00:36

>>724 awww that's no fun, i like to read up on people who scrobble dqn tracks

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 01:02

I say that I'm a NEET online because it's too shameful to admit that I'm actually a full-time student that holds a part-time job with a girlfriend of 8 months.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 08:07

I say that I'm a full-time student that holds a part-time job with a girlfriend of 8 months because it's too shameful to admit that I'm actually a full-time worker that studies when he has time with a girlfriend of 9 months.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 02:28

I mentally read "ITT" as "in this topic."

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 08:01

I'd her socks.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 23:29

It makes me sick to my stomach to see "of" written where "'ve" or "have" is meant.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 22:51

I use the like/dislike buttons on YouTube videos to affect future suggestions, not as a display of whether I liked the video or not.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 14:21

People that post in threads with sage when DISPLAY_ID is false make me angry. If you don't like a thread, don't post in it. If you don't think your comment is good, don't post it. Seriously, people. It's not a difficult concept, is it? Sage isn't some magical tool that'll make a thread go away! If you post a comment worth anything at all, someone's bound to reply to it, and chances are that he won't use sage, or the person that replies to him won't, or a person replying both of your posts won't. ARGH!

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 14:49

>implying sage isn't magical and doesn't make 4-ch a magical place

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 16:51

>>733
Who are you quoting?

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 17:42

>implying that the proper pronoun isn't "whom"

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 17:43

Please stop doing that. Remember what website you're on, or, more specifically, what website you aren't on.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 20:08

>implying that people shouldn't ever post things they are slightly afraid to post

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 21:24

>>737
That gets annoying after awhile, you know?

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 00:11

>implying that not every one of us are 4channelers to the core.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 01:05

Dont' worry. He'll go back there soon enough. It's the only place he belongs anyway.

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 01:39

Yesterday I jaywalked in front of a cop car.
Fuck the police.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 02:26

>>741
I got a ride in the backseat of a cop car once. The trunk was filled to the brim with shotguns.

The suspension was really nice.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 02:54

>>742 I had to ride in the backseat of a cop car. I was being taken to the psych ward of the hospital.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 03:00

>implying greentext isn't the new meme

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 12:53

Dear DQN, I participated in this ">implying" affair. I don't think it was a right thing to do.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 14:00

i slept for 12 hours

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 15:05

I have anger issues...

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 00:08

>>743
I was handcuffed in the backseat of a cop car after being arrested back in high school. True story.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 00:20

I was handcuffed in the back of a police car once for vandalising a local supermarket, and they searched me, she asked if i had anything dodgy in my pockets first and I said no, no i don't, then she found a bottle of amyl nitrate in my pocket and was like "hmmm what's this for?" and i said it's to get a headrush, but it's legal, it's legal! and she said "hmmm what do YOU use it for?" suggesting I liked to take it up the bum, which I didn't at that point in my life. I was quite wasted on various drugs and they said "are you on something, you seem quite spacey" and I got away with it by saying hmmm i'm normally quite spacey or so my friends say, it's just the way I am. Also I pissed myself 10 minutes before I was arrested.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 01:30

I invaded private propierty.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 01:39

>>746
That's not lame, I do that all the time.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 08:55

My first martial arts instructor was named--and I swear to god I am not making this up--Jim Kirk.

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